There’s Nothing In The Constitution That Says The President Can’t Run The Country From Inside Various Garbage Bags On The White House Lawn | Guest Essay from Paul, Weiss
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There’s Nothing In The Constitution That Says The President Can’t Run The Country From Inside Various Garbage Bags On The White House Lawn | Guest Essay from Paul, Weiss
One time joe biden had a medium decaf coffee with the former prime minister of kazakhstan and let him pay
Donald Trump is the executive producer of every news show in America
The president walked onto a white X on the ground and a piano fell on his head and he popped up from under the piano lid and his teeth were replaced with piano keys and they played a little tune and you’re laughing?
“People started world war 2”
Would you say we have to get ready for a game changer
Children have to do mass shooting drills and then media training
A new “no way to prevent this” is born
I’m naive because I thought there was a nonzero chance the scavenger hunt was going to end with everyone finding the Epstein files
fox & friends: “hunt,” obviously, to find and kill. “scavenge,” according to the dictionary, is to steal. ultimately the city’s biggest day of crime in history
Does the host of meet the press know about the atomic bomb
Asking someone who is disingenuous a question they can easily avoid with a lie (“when was the last time you took the subway?”) is much less effective than asking a factual question that would give you an answer to the first one (“how would you get from canal and bowery to columbus circle?”)
29 consecutive “news alerts” that all start with “JD Vance says” is a propaganda indicator
The media loved that Vance lied about Haitians eating cats and dogs so much that they told him he can use their live broadcasts whenever he wants to tell any lie he can think of and they’ll help him spread the word
Everyone’s dragging the NYT for this but this was a prescheduled week where the recipes department does a news headline takeover
I think it’s ok to skip this side quest and go straight to the main boss, these DLCs are naked cash grabs
this will have a ripple effect etc but if you’re bribing with a bag of chips how do you choose sour cream & onion and not sour cream & cheddar I mean it’s right there
but herr emails
The unclubbable goons making this dreck are the kind of people who sit next to you in an office and slack you instead of talking
the thing about Trump and Putin meeting is that Russiagate was basically entirely correct and the fact that the media bought Bill Barr's Mueller Report cover letter saying "he didn't do it" hook line and sinker remains a national disgrace
Wawa cry more
If you have a life threatening injury remember RICE R- Rest and protect the injured area I- Incent a rich person to help C- Compression. Wrap the area with a bandage E- Elevate the area at or above heart level
One time Biden said Tony Hinchcliffe is garbage and it got more media than JD Vance ever will in his entire life
Piergs and Lech
They talk about him like he’s rolling a half-elf bard with high charisma
If you ever meet a gamer that has trouble understanding gender transitioning, ask him (it will be a him) if he's ever reallocated points on a skill tree before
Remember tho minority writers can’t be objective
(NYT discovering the right wing is disingenuous) next time they’ll be genuous
(as I'm dragged out of the building) DEIs irae anyone
Everything about everything is stupid forever but can you believe they didn't headline this Amadeus Ex Machina
Trump is stupid, possibly the stupidest person to ever have a name, but this is one of the eight things he knows
This is the main reason why 90% of White House reporters’ questions to Trump is “what’s your response to ____” and “what’s your reaction to ____ happening” The goal of every reporter is to write or air a story that says “Trump said (thing) in response to a question from (my news outlet)”
News outlets don’t view this as inconsistent. They believe their purpose is to repeat what Trump says because “what he says is news.” You can’t hold them accountable by demanding they adapt to Trump when Trump is a magnanimous source of headlines for them. The only way out is mass unsubscribing
Colloidal silver has many uses
It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes
My "favorite" Kessler "fact check" was when he called Bernie Sanders a liar for correctly noting that "Three people in this country own more wealth than the bottom half of America." Kessler's argument was that it doesn't count because "people in the bottom half have essentially no wealth."
NYT: But Herr Emails
This newspaper is gustavo fring’s laundromat for nazis
my beef with so many centrist democrats is honestly less their ideology than their total lack of political instincts. the actual public is going wild with epstein speculation and this anonymous idiot is skeptical that it is playing outside of washington www.axios.com/2025/07/24/j...
new jubilee 🔥: donald trump vs. 20 kids he met on epstein's island
99% of media commentators think Elon Musk isn't an elite and a barista with they/them pronouns is
trump: fellas I’m in the Epstein files Nelk boys: do you like chik-fil-A bro
‘The Washington Post, a newspaper, has an article about Columbia, a university’ is a sentence with two lies
I think you mean ‘BOOOOORING’
they updated it
glenn kessler: misleading. as many as 6 billion people could be named in the epstein files including you
how's this aging?
Almost every media outlet has a pro-Trump bias on the basis that he's more "interesting" than boring Democrats but this is an explicitly stated pro-Trump bias on the basis that he's fucking awesome
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
The difference between Grok and the New York Times is Grok will respond to you
the media did four days of news alerts when a democratic congresswoman called trump a "motherfucker"
We have a @lopatto.bsky.social piece on the hacker who breached Columbia and acquired Zohran Mamdani's college application. It's not great for NYT to be using hacked materials originating from an anime Nazi but this part especially stuck out to me. www.theverge.com/cyber-securi...
this is simply never going to change no matter what happens and probably the only way to meaningfully oppose fascist media is to find a rich person who will fund antifascist media
US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow: Cuomo has ridden the subway as many times as someone who lives in Michigan
Any politician who panders to Alien Super Show has my support.
Michigan Senate candidate @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social watches the O'Reilly malfunction clip
consultants are telling democratic candidates not to go on alien super show because they might have organic unplanned fun
Media outlets that aren't yet controlled by fascists are eagerly framing things that help the fascists because they only know how to take the fascists at their word
This guy gets to his office by walking down a hallway with framed front pages of the pentagon papers
pretty incredible indictment of NYT’s news judgement that Wyden just comes out and says the real news, while the NYT story is framed all about the posturing and buries the lede
One of the lamest ways we're descending into fascism is when a person is ousted for plainly fascist reasons and they write a message like "I am reminded of the wise words of Cicero" instead of going in front of cameras and saying "Holy fucking shit look at this fascist bullshit"
Fucking god damn
every news outlet you thought was "one of the good ones" will swiftly terraform into a fascist booster pack because they believe the primary function of american journalism is to host kristi noem at their white house correspondents dinner table
CNN nakedly promoting right-wing conspiracy theory media outlet Salem Radio Network by thanking right-wing conspiracy theorist Scott Jennings for a "solid plug" from his radio studio minutes before he says don't worry about the Epstein files because Trump is on a roll
"how can we make this about mamdani" framing obliterates the line between the new york times and the new york post
Biff's Best Friends Keep Helping Him Beat Up Marty But Don't Say Why
the NYT regarding this bullshit like a sphinxian riddle
These fucking idiots are so stupid they don't even know NPR is lazy propaganda *for* them
Trisolarans watching this and putting 100% crew into deep hibernation with the whole fleet on autopilot
official reveal of mecha-gutfeld
The newspaper that told the truth about Watergate and the Pentagon Papers will now “communicate with optimism about this country” in its time of rising fascism
Saying "President Trump and his allies have claimed" is an explicit endorsement of Trump's credibility by The New York Times designed by unnamed editors to launder a fabricated Newsmax conspiracy theory from March 10 with the intention of presenting Trump as a rational good-faith analyst
Thank you for doing important acts of journalism such as interviewing roger stone for an objective analysis of the person who pardoned him and using his opinion as the framing for your entire article
Thanks for coming on to use our platform to misinform the public once again and continued luck with Holocaust 2 ma'am
@brianstelter.bsky.social would you like to revise your thinking about what the AP is
The AP reporter who raved about Trump's dancing after he killed 1 million people in 2020 has now written that Trump is a heaven-graced "changed man"
Lord let there be an index
Enjoy your wordle today I'm sure it's worth it
There are three reporters on this byline and apparently none of them nor the editors who worked on this story knew the answer to a question that plenty of people you don't pay $25 every month could have told you in a split second
The media outlet that asks you to pay $25/month doesn't know if the president can take away an American's citizenship and has to call another person to figure it out
Trump: i'm in the epstein files Chuck Schumer: the only files the american people care about are the eggstein files
The Bourne Ul—
People running newsrooms have decided racism is simply the background noise of the US.
bongino's inbox instantly blasted with offers from every news executive in america thirsty to stepford him to a mainstream audience now that he's been laundered with an "official" title
mechastapo is here, remember to thank these men for coming on your morning shows on sunday
It's wild that reporters can just say stuff
Glenn Kessler is a Republican and the Washington Post's fasc checker
New York Times official policy is if they make a change because an error was pointed out on Bluesky they will never append a correction to the story
not to be the flyspeck nyt copy as if it's the most important thing guy, but seriously wtf is this?
but the HitlerBot 3000 website posts more about sports
uh oh what if every republican is mecha hitler
This is not an apt moment to use the word "but." www.cnn.com/2025/07/09/p...
NYT story on Yaccarino doesn't mention the words "Grok" or "Hitler" but does say stuff about a stock deal valued at $120 billion or some bullshit that's definitely bullshit www.nytimes.com/2025/07/09/t...
all we know is he's stepping away from politics
just a wee controversy being veered into according to the New York Times
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