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@mattoak.bsky.social

Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.

created June 2, 2023

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Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Democrats: wait you can do that?

11/9/2025, 10:30:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

probably too early to be real about it, so many factors. my opinion is yeah anyone who shoots regularly can hit a person size target from 200 yards. but was he aiming center mass and barely got him in the neck? just hard to say without looking thru the scope but a decent shooter makes contact there.

11/9/2025, 8:20:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Weed Cheez it Pizzas

11/9/2025, 7:40:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 7:30:10 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

I thought the dog found a fuckin joint

A dog calmly sitting and appearing to be smoking a joint. It's a piece of rolled up fabric he found.
11/9/2025, 5:38:21 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

this is the closest guess I've seen but the link is dead bsky.app/profile/amas...

11/9/2025, 4:15:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Anyway go mariners

11/9/2025, 5:28:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow I hadn't seen that shot of the running on the roof

11/9/2025, 5:10:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

The mariners are giving me the acid reflux

11/9/2025, 5:05:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Munching on TUMS time in this house

11/9/2025, 5:04:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah lot of factors, be interesting what they release. Overall just imo people should know it doesn't take a superhero to do this, lots of regular people with whatever motives, it's a crazy place we live.

11/9/2025, 5:04:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

For sure but at 200 yards like I've spent a lot of range time I've seen 80 year old men with the shakes hit the equivalent. Nbd just it's not a tough shot for soooooo many

11/9/2025, 4:20:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Not even this, the shooter missed! Nobody shoots for neck or whatever. like any idiot at the gun range could've done this headshot attempt and got "lucky" missing by 6 inches

11/9/2025, 3:50:54 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Luigi ain't do shit

11/9/2025, 3:48:24 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah!

11/9/2025, 3:11:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Did you have a smash burger and a pizza for dinner or nah

A smash burger and a bug square pizza
11/9/2025, 2:39:59 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Seeing that Mariners ball cap every time the shooting video goes by is just strange. Oh shit was that a gunshot OH GO MARINERS was that a gunshot though

11/9/2025, 12:34:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

"Can I have deep eddy instead of vodka" I could never go back to bartending I would have told this lady to leave

11/9/2025, 12:11:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Like edit your posts sheesh ty CJ

11/9/2025, 12:04:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

We do so many road trips like there are places in the country there ain't no other option but I certainly avoid...

10/9/2025, 11:50:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't talk about that arsenal part we just pretend to be better cuz it's not oil money

10/9/2025, 11:03:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bea (@beev.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Finding the report definitely took more descriptors than I expected. 😳 Damn. Fucking wild. spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/09/10/p...

10/9/2025, 11:01:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tocharian spongebart eatpants (@theophite.bsky.social) reposted

it's a pathetic liberal emotion, but the strongest thing i'm feeling right now is total indignity at how much they hate us despite us not doing fucking _anything_ to them

10/9/2025, 10:42:46 PM | 1218 174 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow I had no idea

10/9/2025, 10:46:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

There ain't even a Walmart in Seattle what lol

10/9/2025, 10:36:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holl🌞 (@willows-song.bsky.social) reposted

This explains it better than I can

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’ Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
10/9/2025, 9:24:10 PM | 30726 8567 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Totally forgot about the gunshots I heard last night at 3am or so. Almost posted about it but was watching Breaking Bad and didn't want to false post. It was the local smokeshop sleeping in their shop shooting at a car full of kids that ran into the shop to steal shit. Just blasting away. Fun.

10/9/2025, 10:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a LP fan, borks to you

10/9/2025, 10:10:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Anyway. This instead. Nobody would harm my boy.

10/9/2025, 10:09:12 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Not the main reason but it's reassuring that every time I try to buy pants they don't have anything my size. So bought 2 inches short and 4 inches too big in the waist. Belt it, fuck it, wear once and toss em for 30 bucks.

10/9/2025, 10:03:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Nobile Jr. (@philnobilejr.bsky.social) reposted

A guy who spent his entire adult life successfully spreading hate, advocating for violence and trying to make the world a worse place for you and your loved ones is now gone. What you do with that math is your business. What I do with it is mine.

10/9/2025, 8:35:57 PM | 862 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Oddly, my middle finger is still at full mast.

10/9/2025, 9:20:51 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Flying to a wedding this weekend so eyeroll

10/9/2025, 8:35:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Anyway. Off to buy pants for a wedding. Because I don't own any pants.

10/9/2025, 8:29:46 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

As stated earlier by others, it does not matter what you post or do not post here. The right wing has their narrative they’re going to push, because they understand they are at war with democracy and that propaganda *works.*

10/9/2025, 7:56:16 PM | 5729 1340 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Ty for this

10/9/2025, 8:25:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

here's one you should care about that won't make a single major headline

10/9/2025, 7:39:01 PM | 29 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

they're literally gonna say "ghoulish Leftists party in the streets" whether I post an lol or not

10/9/2025, 7:30:22 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted

can we skip the entire meta-conversation about how everyone on Bluesky needs to police everyone else on Bluesky about how to respond to an act of political violence

10/9/2025, 7:11:19 PM | 921 161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

every event there's 99% of my TL shouting about not making jokes and it's bad and blah blah and, like, zero gleeful jokes. exhausting. give us a joke.

10/9/2025, 7:19:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

lmao did someone really shoot charlie kirk

10/9/2025, 6:53:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Closing in...

10/9/2025, 4:03:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant

10/9/2025, 3:14:38 AM | 6898 931 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Tonight's movie: Weapons Yes 2nd watch of this one. It needs 2 imo.

9/9/2025, 11:46:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

White women driving SUVs out of trader joes in our tiny neighborhood: GUESS I'LL JUST DRIVE INTO SHIT NOBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD EXISTS

9/9/2025, 11:41:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Trump denies he and Epstein were called Loopy D and Long Tail

9/9/2025, 11:29:09 PM | 110 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Yessss

9/9/2025, 10:08:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

So happy 4 u

9/9/2025, 10:04:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

I think I'm done getting hyped at these until a see a body

9/9/2025, 10:04:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

They did such a good job sizing it such a great cover reprint

9/9/2025, 3:25:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a good reprint they had to size it down a little. I'm spoiled, love my neighbors

9/9/2025, 2:47:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't even put it in words just a turnoff

9/9/2025, 2:47:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kendra (@violetkendra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

a man with long red hair and a red beard in a blue hawaiian shirt holding up a white pekingese dog wearing a matching hawaiian shirt
9/9/2025, 2:21:47 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Got voted best hair in the bar on Monday easy award

9/9/2025, 2:26:20 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

We actually do have matching shirts but Fred doesn't play pinball very well

9/9/2025, 2:15:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

I just can't man it's pinball we ain't a soccer team

9/9/2025, 2:15:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally now putting it in my ear while I take the dog out

9/9/2025, 2:13:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Reasons I don't do pinball tournaments number 6, these dudes are wearing matching shirts

9/9/2025, 2:04:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Which of their 5 good songs is your favorite This is a joke don't harm me I love you

9/9/2025, 2:02:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Cal Raleigh swing a ding ding please

9/9/2025, 1:54:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Uh. Get you a neighborhood with friends that give you amazing comics because you like turtles 2009 25th anniversary reprint of tmnt 1

2009 25th anniversary reprint of tmnt 1
9/9/2025, 1:52:34 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/9/2025, 12:58:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joseph Young (@jayoung3292.bsky.social) reposted

#FactsMatter

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8/9/2025, 12:47:17 AM | 1166 365 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

How drunk is Joe Buck today wtf is he talking about trying to sign uo for astrology (who does that) and got astronomy?

9/9/2025, 12:56:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

One of the few reasons to get married

9/9/2025, 12:53:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Sticking with old men grumping about the old days instead of Around the Horn. Lame. (I like both shows.)

9/9/2025, 12:50:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) reposted

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

8/9/2025, 9:21:53 PM | 54335 9518 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

Was waiting for this edit lol

8/9/2025, 9:20:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

i was actually hoping someone would swoop in on the king of the hill revamp and do that. just so hank can yell "dangit bobby" at me when i lose

8/9/2025, 6:38:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

fucking clown league for fucking clowns

8/9/2025, 6:31:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

I miss game of thrones. The week leading up to the new episode. Hanging out with friends for in person appointment tv because someone had HBO. Shows suck now.

8/9/2025, 2:35:15 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Please, the U.S. Open asked us not to share any video of the president being booed heavily by an entire stadium, please respect their wishes, please

8/9/2025, 1:07:24 AM | 2540 867 | View on Bluesky | view

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Busta is wearing the leather not me

8/9/2025, 12:55:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

The year is 2025 I'm watching Busta rhymes on a bar television wearing red leather

8/9/2025, 12:55:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Green Room and Hostel, too real man. It's too real!

8/9/2025, 12:48:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacson A. Bevens (@jacsonbevens.bsky.social) reposted

Mariners: 18 Seahawks: 13

7/9/2025, 11:58:34 PM | 66 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) reposted

The Mariners outscored the Seahawks by 5 points today

Sadness
7/9/2025, 11:44:08 PM | 1964 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

I can generally watch about anything and be fine but this movie fucked me UP green room is terrifying

7/9/2025, 11:26:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)

Darn, old seahawks.

7/9/2025, 11:04:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao the seahawks are hilarious

7/9/2025, 11:02:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No argument there lol they're quite good imo just never know with them

7/9/2025, 10:43:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent

This could be rage bait but also could be accurate I don't know which way to go

7/9/2025, 10:36:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slappin ding dings in the ATL

7/9/2025, 10:06:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Save some for later fellas sheesh

7/9/2025, 9:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

7/9/2025, 8:37:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cal Raleigh man

7/9/2025, 6:50:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P (@clairezagorski.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹

5/9/2025, 9:14:47 PM | 7411 2675 | View on Bluesky | view

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...fuckin mariners!

7/9/2025, 5:20:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/9/2025, 2:50:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joel McHale doesn't have to deal with traffic or transit in Seattle enjoy your helicopter jerk

7/9/2025, 6:30:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank fuck welcome back rainy seattle I have been waiting for you for months I love the rain not sorry

7/9/2025, 6:00:18 AM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet hell it's raining I'm in heaven

7/9/2025, 5:50:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy hell it's band day

Bands
7/9/2025, 5:00:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Halftime we still up

7/9/2025, 4:38:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WE'RE KICKING OFF AT 8PM THIS IS DUMB GO HUSKIES

Fish
7/9/2025, 3:13:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8pm ass team go huskies

What
7/9/2025, 3:03:37 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go huskies

7/9/2025, 2:45:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When does the husky game start fick

My sexy legs and no football
7/9/2025, 2:37:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We husky go huskies help

Ihnahjt
7/9/2025, 2:21:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I on the wrong site I can't figure this out I'm an idiot I'll do it later

6/9/2025, 11:48:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view