mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Democrats: wait you can do that?
Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.
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Democrats: wait you can do that?
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probably too early to be real about it, so many factors. my opinion is yeah anyone who shoots regularly can hit a person size target from 200 yards. but was he aiming center mass and barely got him in the neck? just hard to say without looking thru the scope but a decent shooter makes contact there.
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Weed Cheez it Pizzas
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this is the closest guess I've seen but the link is dead bsky.app/profile/amas...
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Anyway go mariners
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow I hadn't seen that shot of the running on the roof
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
The mariners are giving me the acid reflux
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Munching on TUMS time in this house
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah lot of factors, be interesting what they release. Overall just imo people should know it doesn't take a superhero to do this, lots of regular people with whatever motives, it's a crazy place we live.
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
For sure but at 200 yards like I've spent a lot of range time I've seen 80 year old men with the shakes hit the equivalent. Nbd just it's not a tough shot for soooooo many
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Not even this, the shooter missed! Nobody shoots for neck or whatever. like any idiot at the gun range could've done this headshot attempt and got "lucky" missing by 6 inches
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Luigi ain't do shit
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah!
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Seeing that Mariners ball cap every time the shooting video goes by is just strange. Oh shit was that a gunshot OH GO MARINERS was that a gunshot though
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
"Can I have deep eddy instead of vodka" I could never go back to bartending I would have told this lady to leave
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Like edit your posts sheesh ty CJ
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
We do so many road trips like there are places in the country there ain't no other option but I certainly avoid...
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't talk about that arsenal part we just pretend to be better cuz it's not oil money
Bea (@beev.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Finding the report definitely took more descriptors than I expected. 😳 Damn. Fucking wild. spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/09/10/p...
tocharian spongebart eatpants (@theophite.bsky.social) reposted
it's a pathetic liberal emotion, but the strongest thing i'm feeling right now is total indignity at how much they hate us despite us not doing fucking _anything_ to them
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow I had no idea
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
There ain't even a Walmart in Seattle what lol
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Totally forgot about the gunshots I heard last night at 3am or so. Almost posted about it but was watching Breaking Bad and didn't want to false post. It was the local smokeshop sleeping in their shop shooting at a car full of kids that ran into the shop to steal shit. Just blasting away. Fun.
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He's a LP fan, borks to you
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Anyway. This instead. Nobody would harm my boy.
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Not the main reason but it's reassuring that every time I try to buy pants they don't have anything my size. So bought 2 inches short and 4 inches too big in the waist. Belt it, fuck it, wear once and toss em for 30 bucks.
Phil Nobile Jr. (@philnobilejr.bsky.social) reposted
A guy who spent his entire adult life successfully spreading hate, advocating for violence and trying to make the world a worse place for you and your loved ones is now gone. What you do with that math is your business. What I do with it is mine.
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Oddly, my middle finger is still at full mast.
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Flying to a wedding this weekend so eyeroll
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Anyway. Off to buy pants for a wedding. Because I don't own any pants.
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
As stated earlier by others, it does not matter what you post or do not post here. The right wing has their narrative they’re going to push, because they understand they are at war with democracy and that propaganda *works.*
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Ty for this
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
here's one you should care about that won't make a single major headline
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
they're literally gonna say "ghoulish Leftists party in the streets" whether I post an lol or not
Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted
can we skip the entire meta-conversation about how everyone on Bluesky needs to police everyone else on Bluesky about how to respond to an act of political violence
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
every event there's 99% of my TL shouting about not making jokes and it's bad and blah blah and, like, zero gleeful jokes. exhausting. give us a joke.
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
lmao did someone really shoot charlie kirk
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Closing in...
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Tonight's movie: Weapons Yes 2nd watch of this one. It needs 2 imo.
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
White women driving SUVs out of trader joes in our tiny neighborhood: GUESS I'LL JUST DRIVE INTO SHIT NOBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD EXISTS
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Trump denies he and Epstein were called Loopy D and Long Tail
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Yessss
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So happy 4 u
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
I think I'm done getting hyped at these until a see a body
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
They did such a good job sizing it such a great cover reprint
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a good reprint they had to size it down a little. I'm spoiled, love my neighbors
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't even put it in words just a turnoff
kendra (@violetkendra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Got voted best hair in the bar on Monday easy award
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
We actually do have matching shirts but Fred doesn't play pinball very well
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
I just can't man it's pinball we ain't a soccer team
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally now putting it in my ear while I take the dog out
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Reasons I don't do pinball tournaments number 6, these dudes are wearing matching shirts
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Which of their 5 good songs is your favorite This is a joke don't harm me I love you
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Cal Raleigh swing a ding ding please
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Uh. Get you a neighborhood with friends that give you amazing comics because you like turtles 2009 25th anniversary reprint of tmnt 1
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mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
How drunk is Joe Buck today wtf is he talking about trying to sign uo for astrology (who does that) and got astronomy?
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
One of the few reasons to get married
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Sticking with old men grumping about the old days instead of Around the Horn. Lame. (I like both shows.)
Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) reposted
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Was waiting for this edit lol
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
i was actually hoping someone would swoop in on the king of the hill revamp and do that. just so hank can yell "dangit bobby" at me when i lose
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
fucking clown league for fucking clowns
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
I miss game of thrones. The week leading up to the new episode. Hanging out with friends for in person appointment tv because someone had HBO. Shows suck now.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Please, the U.S. Open asked us not to share any video of the president being booed heavily by an entire stadium, please respect their wishes, please
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Busta is wearing the leather not me
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
The year is 2025 I'm watching Busta rhymes on a bar television wearing red leather
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Green Room and Hostel, too real man. It's too real!
Jacson A. Bevens (@jacsonbevens.bsky.social) reposted
Mariners: 18 Seahawks: 13
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
I can generally watch about anything and be fine but this movie fucked me UP green room is terrifying
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Darn, old seahawks.
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Lmao the seahawks are hilarious
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
No argument there lol they're quite good imo just never know with them
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
This could be rage bait but also could be accurate I don't know which way to go
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Slappin ding dings in the ATL
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Save some for later fellas sheesh
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes
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Cal Raleigh man
Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P (@clairezagorski.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
...fuckin mariners!
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mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Joel McHale doesn't have to deal with traffic or transit in Seattle enjoy your helicopter jerk
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Thank fuck welcome back rainy seattle I have been waiting for you for months I love the rain not sorry
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Sweet hell it's raining I'm in heaven
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Halftime we still up
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social)
Go huskies
mattoak (@mattoak.bsky.social) reply parent
Am I on the wrong site I can't figure this out I'm an idiot I'll do it later