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Too tired to kick ass. https://open.spotify.com/artist/1gj19dLbRWYwi4OEGsA5uB

created October 31, 2023

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boner city

1/9/2025, 12:23:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NO. NEVER.

31/8/2025, 11:48:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boomers and Gen X killed manuals. Almost no manual vehicles were in production by the time millenials came of age. They can fuck all the way off.

31/8/2025, 7:41:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one agrees with you.

31/8/2025, 7:37:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Vikings. Unserious.

31/8/2025, 7:35:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stop drinking and go to bed

31/8/2025, 7:33:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll vote blue no matter who. It is unlikely there will be an anti-slavery candidate. So suck it up, black people, and get on the equally shitty team. Wake up.

30/8/2025, 3:59:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No war but class war. Eat the rich. Andor is too political.

29/8/2025, 9:42:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think about Taylor Lorenz. Being a cultured sophisticate, I simply insert myself into conversations about Taylor Lorenz and then get mad and block accounts if they respond to my response. To signify my complete disinterest in the subject.

29/8/2025, 8:36:45 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is the definition of anti-trans, fix your heart

29/8/2025, 6:37:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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covid distribution center

29/8/2025, 6:27:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vikings still have a better defense tho

29/8/2025, 2:59:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friday music

29/8/2025, 2:20:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's even better because the owner could have gotten him for like $10m/year less than the Packers are going to pay if he simply would have been willing to negotiate through an agent rather than trying to bully the player into making the deal with him directly. This is his ego ruining his team.

29/8/2025, 2:08:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bringing a pencil to a knife fight, and Martin breaks the pencil in half and gives it back.

29/8/2025, 1:53:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Political ambition is the only thing she cares about.

28/8/2025, 6:12:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ergo Proxy Paranoia Agent Both are excellent and more animated works than "anime".

28/8/2025, 1:15:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elliott Payne (@elliottpayne.org) reposted

Two days in a row we’ve had mass shootings involving people using weapons of war to inflict violence and pain on our community. It doesn’t have to be with this way. We don’t have to live in a society that allows people to own weapons like this.

27/8/2025, 3:05:15 PM | 413 102 | View on Bluesky | view

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we must build a teleporter

27/8/2025, 4:21:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My comment was more about urban bike infrastructure, not specifically about the fair.

26/8/2025, 2:04:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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---------thunder might be quiet nowwwwwww----------

26/8/2025, 4:31:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Monday at the state fair. Build more bike infrastructure.

25/8/2025, 8:30:01 PM | 99 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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8 wins for the Vikings is fucking absurd lol

25/8/2025, 3:14:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah I couldn't believe he wouldn't stand up for the teachers, definition of kicking the ladder out once he'd climbed it

25/8/2025, 1:44:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck off Ken

25/8/2025, 1:41:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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let's go saints baby love da saints

25/8/2025, 1:40:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What we should actually do is make candidates sign an agreement saying that if they seek the endorsement and don't get it, they can't run in the party. Don't waste everybody's fucking time pretending to care about the endorsement if you're not going to abide by it.

24/8/2025, 8:37:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the many reasons I don't like Walz, and why people that only ever payed attention to him as the VP candidate get mad at me when I say that. We could have had Erin Murphy for governor but Walz cared more about himself than the people.

24/8/2025, 8:34:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at these ne'er-do-wells

An orange cat and a grey tabby cat napping on a blanket, plotting, scheming
23/8/2025, 4:53:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I say we drop him from a helicopter onto another running helicopter.

23/8/2025, 4:39:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the only reason I moved to Saint Paul was for the coupon for a free rotisserie chicken from Kowalski's

23/8/2025, 2:55:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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two libras too many imo

23/8/2025, 1:30:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"stepped up to the plate" by platforming nazis and having an intern post in all caps fuck the fuck off

23/8/2025, 1:27:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friday music

22/8/2025, 10:01:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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counterpoint: fuck off

22/8/2025, 7:36:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rob Lowe wearing an NFL hat.
22/8/2025, 7:25:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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time to log off

22/8/2025, 5:25:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Verdict: stopping shoehorning bacon into everything, it isn't 2009.

22/8/2025, 5:14:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there is one thing to know about the MN State Fair, it is this: Poncho Dogs rule / Pronto Pups drool

22/8/2025, 3:04:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FUCK YES

22/8/2025, 2:35:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Saint Paulite just donated to @omarfatehmn.com

22/8/2025, 2:54:27 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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These grapes are abdominable.

22/8/2025, 2:42:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wedge LIVE!™ (@wedge.live) reposted

#TIME4UNITY: Both sides in our city must recognize the unique & valuable contributions of the other. Young DSA-types provide energy, activism, & idealism we need to keep striving. Old school DFLers provide the anger, resentment, & cash needed to crush that first faction to dust.

20/7/2025, 1:27:18 PM | 130 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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extremely funny to have a chandelier on a drop tile ceiling

21/8/2025, 11:29:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Frey and anyone associated with him.

21/8/2025, 8:19:42 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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honk folgers

21/8/2025, 12:35:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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honk toot

21/8/2025, 12:17:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yer a Skynyrd, Harry

20/8/2025, 6:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 11:03:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It'll be 15 of the angriest, horniest men on Earth, and zero women. Gonna go great.

19/8/2025, 2:05:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Our Streets (@ourstreetsmn.org) reposted

Help us reach 2,000 signatures on the open letter asking @mndot.mn.gov to give boulevard options a fair chance! betterthan94.org/open-letter/

18/8/2025, 9:34:34 PM | 25 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted

these people think trump has a hp bar that gets lowered by posting

18/8/2025, 3:34:30 PM | 1396 178 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no reason to talk to these people.

18/8/2025, 9:07:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Running people like Newsom is how the Democrats have lost to Trump twice.

18/8/2025, 8:02:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The entirety of Becker's political worldview can be summed up as "cars should have more rights than people".

18/8/2025, 2:27:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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murder shouldn't even be illegal because people are just gonna do it anyway

18/8/2025, 2:26:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"she doesn't have the e-mail anymore" big lol

17/8/2025, 4:07:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you're using the term 'underbelly' about this you need to rethink your life choices

17/8/2025, 3:59:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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booourns

16/8/2025, 8:05:49 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pinko_machinist (@pinko-machinist.bsky.social) reposted

The only time I have ever felt, or actually been threatened with physical violence is by drivers

16/8/2025, 7:39:01 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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shut UP

15/8/2025, 8:45:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not having to drive 30 minutes to do anything interesting. Being able to just hop on a bike to accomplish 99% of things I need/want to.

15/8/2025, 6:36:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friday music.

15/8/2025, 3:53:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LAAAAAAAAAAAME

14/8/2025, 9:21:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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u r a bean

14/8/2025, 9:00:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Counter point: you are a republican.

14/8/2025, 6:36:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why even bother...

14/8/2025, 4:46:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michael Phelps being sad about Harambe
13/8/2025, 2:18:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You even got a hater reply guy! Everything's coming up Milhouse.

12/8/2025, 6:36:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what in the god damn fuck

12/8/2025, 5:17:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Black Hart of Saint Paul (@blackhartstp.com) reposted

ANNOUNCEMENT Wrestling is BACK at Black Hart. On September 13th @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social bring us Cruel Summer! Get ready for the Maul in the Midway! Get your tickets now! www.blackhartstp.com/new-products...

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12/8/2025, 2:20:30 PM | 22 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yes!

12/8/2025, 2:37:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My friend Travis!

12/8/2025, 1:40:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tony Damiano (@tonydamiano.bsky.social) reposted

I hear this a lot but it's not really accurate and is, a best an unhelpful over-simplification. Yes it is true that on the margins, lower supply raises profits for investors, but it neglects a lot of realities on the ground about how private equity and REITS operate and where they invest. 🧵 1/

11/8/2025, 2:21:24 PM | 72 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm just asking questions!

11/8/2025, 4:15:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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has anyone referred to this as a Dilderby yet?

11/8/2025, 2:20:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your annoying friend Max (@max1mil.bsky.social)

Super sick candid shot of me, @patiomensch.bsky.social and @deveric.net at the first stop on the St Paul DJ ride yesterday.

Three large adult sons and one child having a good time. Two dudes clasping hands, one manning a rolling DJ rig.
10/8/2025, 5:31:31 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joyful Riders Club (@joyfulridersclub.bsky.social) reposted

Here’s a shared album for last night’s ride you want to share your photos and videos! photos.app.goo.gl/r2B8rfxXNh9D...

10/8/2025, 3:10:25 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marshals were excellent.

10/8/2025, 5:24:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does 0.999 repeating equal 1

10/8/2025, 5:15:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social footage, music by @deveric.net and NATO

10/8/2025, 5:07:49 AM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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@joyfulridersclub.bsky.social DJ bike ride with @deveric.net and NATO

10/8/2025, 5:01:51 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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these are always the best

9/8/2025, 2:11:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friday music.

8/8/2025, 6:06:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 4:59:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously underrated show, especially the later seasons.

8/8/2025, 4:55:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These DJ rides are a blast and everyone should come.

8/8/2025, 3:04:01 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty obvious. When your kicker shanks a 35 yarder and loses the game, they get dropped from 300 feet above the field.

5/8/2025, 9:47:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone that has lived in and loves both Minneapolis and Saint Paul, the current Discourse is like watching my two dads arguing with each other.

5/8/2025, 4:21:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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slurs shouted at a rate never seen before in history

5/8/2025, 3:04:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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venn diagram is a circle

5/8/2025, 12:30:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Air is finally healthy enough to ride my bike to work again. The future was supposed to be cool.

5/8/2025, 12:14:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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risky whusiness

5/8/2025, 12:07:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"take gun, cross road"

4/8/2025, 10:33:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"A Flying of Shelves" was the worst book in the Song of Ice and Fire series imo

4/8/2025, 3:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to go and constantly talk about how much I just don't like Nut Rolls all that much.

4/8/2025, 2:17:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cars kill more than 10x as many people as 9/11. Every. Year. But we don't go to war against them.

3/8/2025, 5:32:10 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture It's Going Down (@igd.bsky.social) reposted

"Did you not realize what this would be, being f*cking Gestapo? Quit your job. It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming...anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!” A rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in #Kansas. www.thedailypoliticususa.com/p/americans-...

3/8/2025, 6:08:42 AM | 5329 1530 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love my curvy bass guitar

3/8/2025, 1:31:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view