#possum ai slop is a thing now. can you believe they infiltrated even this niche?!!
Nihilist animal loving tech guy who loathes tech bros. Science-enjoyer. I post possum pics and takes from a dude who grew up with the internet as it grew up.
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#possum ai slop is a thing now. can you believe they infiltrated even this niche?!!
it's literally this simple because he is so damn simple-minded. and his followers are as well, which is why he puts zero effort into trying to hide any of his failings. it's not a great world for anyone with over half a brain right now.
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What the fuck is that huge gold clit doing on his desk? Is that so he can tell people he found it?
"Do Your Own Research" only works if you were smart to begin with.
why you bullying trump gavin? why you mocking him? don't you know he is cognitively impaired? yr making fun of a demented grandpa gavin, have you no shame?
Trump's obsession with adding gold to everything has made me reassess the existence of the Pee Tape.
it seems like the only people who don't realize AI is over is the tech CEOs running the companies
OMG, is blue sky a containment board?
just gonna lay out the future to my 3 followers: 1) AI progress is gonna screech to a halt, and everyone is gonna swash their 401k into the financial windshield 2) trump gonna trump, but now we're going to witness the mental decline of a boomer in excruciatingly public detail 3) job safe for now.
How to be Elon Musk: 1) be rich, entitled, spoiled white brat dork 2) latch onto 1990s internet bubble 3) claim to be autistic to cover for your social/ethical failings 4) publicly scorn PR while secretly pushing Edison narratives about yourself 5) predict predict predict your 1980s fantasizes
I can't believe Trump had the Hulkster killed just to distract from the Epstein files.
twitter just blocked me from replying, saying i had hit my daily limit and i need to add my phone to continue. this is new. lol nice try. reminder, if you submitted your phone when you signed up, you can remove it. just be careful about having a 2FA technique besides phone.
the OBBB was bad enough, but now they have to stand around and stroke themselves while they glaze trump about how smart he is is and how wonderfully they are serving the public? jesus let me off this ride.
It's wild how usually people criticize the Democrats for taking a bunch of tax money and spending it on stuff, creating debt, but the Republicans are doing the same fuckin thing, except they are getting nothing for it.
How is it that in all this budget discussion, not one person has proposed cutting the defense budget? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. It's nearly a trillion dollars. Are we really all gonna die if we have one less aircraft carrier?
I'm sick of people using quantum entanglement to explain every woo woo idea they have.
this stinks of "he dost protest too much". there is a significant possibility that we did not do much to Fordor and when they figure this out in a couple weeks, he's going to look pretty stupid for spiking the football so fast. Nothing new there, but it means he might have to try again.
I hope the Teslka robotaxi fanboys are paying very close attention to the LA riots and all these burning Waymos. People don't even have a beef with Waymo and look what happened. hahahahahaha
NO! dude! no that is.. just... no.. he deserves worse than that.
welp we had biden who hates trump and we had trump who is supposed to root out all this shit, i mean thats the #1 reason all the chuds elected him, so if he cant do it no one can, supposedly. so no. do i care? no. fuckin move on people, theres sooooooooooooooo much more to worry/care/outrage about
omg i so rarely see a completely clothed woman make a face that you could actually complete yourself to.
ok what nobody is talking about is how Elon said the big beautiful bill is full of pork. what pork, motherfucker? don't tell me he didn't read the fucking thing either. did anyone actually read the bill or was it like 3 people who then tried to explain it to everyone else (through a haze of bias)
so fucking satisfying to see some smug bitch have to look stupid as fuck for trying to be a hardliner. yo, maybe don't act like the entire world bends to your will, dumbass. you'll only look really, really stupid when it doesn't.
it seems like not enough people have heard Brainiac before. check it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWDs...
"fuck the world cuz it hurts i'm having VISIONS of leaving here in a hearse god can you feel me" name that tune, cuz it rattles inside my brain so goddamn much
honestly really pissed off there's no Nirvana song called "I hate myself and want to die" because I really feel like he missed a branding opportunity.
tender is the hole in the loin. for now.
i hate the internet so much rich now. I fucking HATE IT! why? you say? WHO CUFCKING CARES ITS LAME AND SO ARE COMPUTERS AND I ACANT EVVEN TYPE YTHIS SHITY WITHOUT ERRORS
"I'm against fraud, waste, and abuse in government" is as morally brave as saying "I'm against abusing children"
OH SHIT AND he got punched in the fucking face by his own 5yo kid, leaving a black eye.
So the world's richest man is pissing himself from drug abuse, probably going to die from irreversible renal failure in a puddle of urine in a few years, and he confided these secrets to his closest "friends" who turned around and told the NYT about it.
$TSLAQ
I think the reason Bezos so quickly reversed course on showing tariff costs is that the new scam for corporations is to just raise prices regardless of tariffs, and quietly blame them. With no real way to see what caused a price increase, we are forced to just chalk it up to inflation.
Every Tesla bull should be required by law to use a cybercab for an entire month after launch. with no fire extinguishers. this is natural selection in it's purest form. $TSLAQ
there's 3 types of posters on the Internet. 1) guys like me who are read by 0-1 people. 2) people who are read by 100+ people 3) reply guys, also me, who ride 2's coattails to get some exposure
but hey it works both ways! i feel the same about the word "toxic"
dear world, if you use the word "based" unironically I'm afraid you just branded yourself as a fucking dipshit
I don't understand what is going on here. Are people mad that tapper wrote a book truthfully describing the failure of Dems to act on Biden's dementia? Am I in some weird Dem thread where we're still pretending he shouldn't have dropped out? Yo we gotta own up and move past this, quick.
cool. i've been looking for a novel way to give myself brain damage so i can endure this next year. alcohol is so passe
the only problem is that you aren't investing MORE
LET EVERY TESLA BULL TAKE THE FIRST UNSUPERVISED TESLA ROBOTAXI RIDE
Cybercab discussion is reaching a boiling point and i am just loving that he's finally facing a hard deadline for FSD that he's going to miss and he himself set it! the ability of the man to self sabotage is only outmatched by his ability to self-promote.
willing to bet some of these "assaults" are because the fuckers are not identifying themselves as legitimate law enforcement and people are simply protecting themselves from being kidnapped.
if all you do is use a web browser, then yeah, mostly. but if that's your competence level, you probably aren't aware of the deep reasons WHY you should run linux instead..
wull, breaking news, for one. that's why I am there.
I don't know if it's that exactly, what it feels like to me is a hellscape of bluecheck'd nation-state bots programmed to sway public opinion in one direction or another. I mean, just read the first 5 responses to any semi-spicy post. It always feels inauthentic.
if there's one thing we can be sure to share with an alien race, it's curiosity and a drive to know MORE. If they didn't have that, they wouldn't have advanced to where they are and they wouldn't venture out
Note to self, using yellow on a placard is a poor choice
totally agree. I think robotaxi adoption will be very slow; I think there's a lot of people like me who want the driver of my car to also be invested in NOT DYING. I'll never be ready to give over control of my life to a profit-focused corporation with a mysterious black box AI.
In all this excitement that waymo is kicking tesla's ass in robotaxis, let's not forget that autonomous cars are job killing tech nightmares and should be destroyed. $tslaq
can we go ONE FUCKING DAY without 50 headlines about Trump guys?
What I love is that this totally exposes the fact elon has no fuckin clue about how LLMs work, despite being the owner of one of the most overhyped AI companies out there.
It would be poetic if the pay package is what finally bankrupts the company
That was a funny story, now, regarding white genocide in south africa....
none, really. it's more about the totality of videos
Saying "Who cares?" is missing the point. She is in a position of incredible power and influence, with the ability to soften or explain some of Trump's insane policy choices, OR to establish some of her own, yet she just wants to hide away and do nothing during this incredible opportunity? Pathetic.
"hard"
you can just repost Acyn and Rupar clips of trump and that will make people say you are "anti-trump". like, dude, it's literally your hero saying words. how am I to blame for rebroadcasting them?
yeah I said I wanted to do that and my partner said "but it's all produced domestically!" but I realized today that when they panic, people are not thinking logically. They will buy it out regardless.
"Don't worry about empty shelves. All your favorite products will be mostly available with a 145% markup!"
"Elon/Trump isn't doing this for money, he already has enough!"
very enjoyable live blogging of this. I wish I had known you were doing it at the time.
It wasn't intended as a joke. It was him insulting his appearance because he wanted to take .0000005% of elons wealth for the good of the country and that was the best Elon could do.
Well if they are in a cyber truck they aren't really poor, now are they
That's nothing. America took elons word that he was good at efficiency and he fucked up an entire country
Black plague? Oh I thought you said Bat Payg. I like bats.
"won't someone PLEASE think of the Holocaust victims!"
It's at the point now where without a timestamp, this article blurb could be from any day in the last couple weeks.
The problem is using fucking CELL PHONES which we all know can be quickly and fully hacked with zero-click 0days that every intelligence agency worth a shit possesses. Even private companies have them.
Look at this headline. This is why they survive. GAH! #TSLAQ
not only did he rimshot his own stupid, stupid joke, but he said the EXACT same line later and his grubby little yesmen dick riders all fake-laughed AGAIN at it. disgusting to listen to.
Because if fixing those things were easy or cheap, they probably would have been addressed already. When the guidance is "you need to upgrade your entire framework several versions" haha, forget it. can't we just buy a better firewall appliance?
Stupid Self-absorbed Narcissistic Asshole Unaware He's an Asshole Story at 11
the "47" is a reference to the Hitman videogame, not Trump. yes, I know it's shocking, but he is _that_ cringe.
Agreed but let's be real, it's not about money once they get to that level, now it's about power, and the more money, the more power you have. Either you get it through elections or you wave your big money-dick around and people get on their knees that way.
Why is it trump can do literally anything he wants, yet my entire life democrats have been telling me they can't accomplish anything because they "just don't have the votes".
I hate Trump, but remember when Biden would post shit like "Golly gee, is bad, someone really ought to do something about it"?
this one got me hyped. these guys are the ones you want doing this stuff. looking forward to more.
going from eunuch to prepubescent testicles to CBT in a week is a hell of a ride.
trump's main feature is the ability to take a hard L and spin it into a W. most Americans aren't aware of how fucked China's economy is right now. he cant afford this so maybe they make an extremely minor concession.
TRUMP: REST OF WORLD: Please don't do this! TRUMP FANS: lil bitches bent the knee
holy fuck the orange hue. you know donnys stressed when it's beyond oompa-loompa shades
they think producing this trash is gonna make up for all their sex scandal shit with the Big Guy
as someone who did some protesting years ago, it's adorable and amusing to see everyone making the same newbie mistakes with their signs. it's also how I know these are all 100% real people doing this for the first time (for no pay, obviously) feels good, man.
"did not respond for comment" lol we're talking about a dude who invites cameras into the oval office nearly 24/7. yeah, u mad
the person who made that transparent sign is one considerate motherfucker
bro they could blast this for three news cycles and it would just be one more thing of many.
it's soo maddening and commonplace to see MAGA produce their shitty merch using CHYNA that I'm now entertaining the theory that they do it solely to "own the libs" by making them bring it up. cuz they obviously don't care. fucking Trump BIBLES aren't made here.
we're so fucking far past that. that quote seems like a quaint relic
honestly I hope y'all consider wearing a mask for this shit. it ain't the fucking 60s and facial recognition is everywhere. if you really think yr fighting fascism, act like it.
on bluesky if you see a picture of a female there is a 60% chance they are trans. this is just an observation I've noticed.
it's all good till we get to the shoes and then it's like, oh. ok, you aren't even trying
