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That's not him, it's a fake
In a bold move to cement its position, the new junta seized control of the main transport artery between the nation's political capital - which they now control - and its financial one, which they do not. Armed loyalists roam the site demanding to see freedom-of-movement papers. bit.ly/4fWlaKR
God what a dumb fucking hat
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
If you want to put back statues and memorials and names of Confederate traitors while tearing down museum exhibitions on slavery because they don't show the greatness of the nation... the nation whose history you're celebrating is whiteness. The kind of nationalist you are is a white nationalist.
I'm going to publish the entirety of an exchange I just had with the press office of the DOJ. I want you to see how they are talking about truth.
this is a great example of what happens when unserious, nihilistic people get in charge of actual institutions whose ostensible job it is to provide real services to real people. these people are LARPing their way through everything. trolling as govt bc they have no respect for the work of it.
TACO, man. what a whimp
every day I find an edit that I swear is the best edit and the next day I find a better one
Does anyone else remember a couple of months ago when a Republican terrorist shot four people killing two of them in an effort to give control of the Minnesota legislature to Republicans?
Went and saw "The Ring" with a row of 15 HS Juniors and during the opening scene where they cut to the girl in the closet and her Head/Jaw drops, the entire theater went nuts
TACO
Oh I get it, the Dems allowed 1 of those 179 to go unfilled (die to Islamophobia) so the GOP could fill it with a fascist
Thanks Mike for the hypothetical, when the actual thing that happened was that they allowed Bove to take the seat
Hey Jeffrey, who's Mayor Right Now?
*walking into the movie theater* "Oh shit, there's a shark in the movie?"
How about *included* in the prison swap are those dumb fucks that tried the attempted coup on the fishing boat they pulled up on the beach of Venezuela. We're swapping out US immigrants who were TRYING to assimilate, for Qanon tough guys who tried to overthrow a foreign gov
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
You're an asshole Ron. Loses your credibility when you lack the same amount of empathy we're trying to get back
SON-Tay (taysom) Hill
In the world to come, Seattle will win an NBA title
Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
Not good enough Joaquin
The Peace Candidate.
Not good enough Jeffries
Whispering the final line at the end while closing the book (in my mind) hits like the Cynthia erivo finishing off defying gravity in Wicked 1
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/o...
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
Some of yall cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Yes… Hahaha… Yes!
One good way to grow Bluesky is for Twitter to just stop working for long stretches multiple times a day
In the last few days, the president fell asleep at the pope’s funeral, said he wasn’t making decisions in the White House and fell for an obvious photoshop. Cool. Cool cool cool.
Starting to see some CFB writers trying to spin this UTSA football season as some great coaching feat by Traylor and the staff. But there is no excuse for how we looked versus TXST, ECU, Rice and Tulsa. Those final 3 games should all have been wins, and the staff deserves to own that.
*huge sigh* Man, I don't need much to leave Twitter at this point. Out of habit I keep opening it, but its really a terrible, hate filled app. Elon destroyed it with shitty ads and pay to play trolls. Hopefully this carries some of the best parts. Gonna be skeeting left and right #firstpost