In Memoriam
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In Memoriam
Best I can figure is they want to get something out of there in a way that somebody else currently in the building (ie the press or a VIP) is never aware of it. Like bedsheets caked in shit, for example.
white houses only do this when they're very distressed
Wishing all our comrades a relaxing and refreshing Labor Day! Hope to see you all at this month's chapter meeting. Whether you're an existing member or new to the cause, we welcome you!
Gavin Newsom hired all the posters and now they got nobody to make it look like Trump's alive
ECHO MAKER - “Capital does not believe it can fail, which is why it must fail.” VOLITION - So young. So *unbearably* young… HALF LIGHT - Why do you see the two of them with their backs against a bullet-pocked wall, all of a sudden?
We can only come back....stranger
Did Steven Miller write this?
Just some simple facts for people to ponder!!!
You're right, but it was so odd and such a perfect way to test out if they could pass him off at a distance
Secret Service members with his blood type gonna mysteriously disappear
Given the state of his ankles in recent weeks, I wouldn't be surprised if they got him in a private ICU somewhere while his heart fails
💯
Starting to believe
this is way too coherent for trump. he's definitely dead.
every pic of trump looks like this now
If bsky was dying why do we have fbi agents making long threads about how the fbi isnt bad? Huh?
It's literally me
I can't sit for too long cuz of my back
For 10+ years now, we’ve all been trampled on by Trump’s incessant blabbering & idiocy … “Jabber, jabber, jabber, me, me, me, jabber, jabber, jabber, I, I, I, jabber, jabber, jabber, me, me, me, Russia, Russia, Russia, jabber, jabber …” He’s never shut up for 6-7 days straight. Something’s wrong.
Happy Labor Day 🙂
if other people are making the site unusable for you, mute/block until the site is usable for you you’ll never change how annoying other people are, but you can control how much they’re allowed to annoy you
You can literally choose your own adventure
When I was a kid it was skateboards that were "banned". Then it became rollerblades. Now it's e-bikes/scooters. Every generation has the new "unsafe" boogeyman that cities forbid Let's build everything around the car and relegate kids and poor people to walking along highways hey greyslake FU!
Pritzker needs to start Q posting right now. He should make a post claiming that Trump has been arrested and he is in custody in Chicago to stand trial for his involvement with Epstein.
J.B. Pritzker is 100% right. Please listen to him, pay attention, and join us in speaking out against authoritarianism and to protect free and fair elections.
Just watched the new episode. The most unrealistic part wasn't the bird physics or the bird blindness. It was John Cena getting blitzed on Bud Lite.
Thou shalt not end vaccines. God will not save you from plague. The Middle Ages should’ve made that very clear.
he don't even look right tho
Just watched the new episode. The most unrealistic part wasn't the bird physics or the bird blindness. It was John Cena getting blitzed on Bud Lite.
[Putting up my dukes in a fight] Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries
New Peacemaker episode reminded me how much I enjoy Eagly fucking shit up. More Eagly fucking shit up please.
MAYOR DEWEY
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
🎶There's a special place in hell for fancy talkers There's a special place in heaven for the whores There's a throne reserved for those with good ideas Stolen by the demagogues who wanted more🎶
Their early stuff speaks to me
Eldritch horror reflection pooping
This is what it looks like when you field test a body double
this is the ideal guest bathroom setuo
I don't wanna look at myself now; it's poop time
Hate that awkward setup some people have in their bathrooms where the mirror is right in front of the toilet
Everyone in this administration deserves eternal damnation
I used to think calling God a fascist meant i was anarchist. Turns out I'm just a gnostic.
What is it with CEO’s at public events? Tennis star Kamil Majchrzak was signing autographs yesterday when a man was caught stealing a hat from a child. He shared the video in hopes of identifying the boy & getting him a new hat. The man was quickly identified as Piotr Szczerek, CEO of Drogbruk
naturally
ceo caught on video stealing a hat from a kid at a tennis match. ceo caught on video cheating on his wife at a coldplay concert. guys i’m starting to worry cameras make ceos turn evil
yelling "fire" in a crowded theater is illegal, but not shouting hate speech that will get the majority of the theater to kill hated minorities in the room
why so many Vietnam War movies and basically no GWOT movies? the former was done *to* Boomers, while the latter was done *by* Boomers *to their kids* they are always the victims, never the perpetrators - and any other narrative is shut the hell down
I got $5
do you think they'd take up the missing epstein files case
Me when my wife sees the browser history
Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.” Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck
🎶There's a special place in hell for fancy talkers There's a special place in heaven for the whores There's a throne reserved for those with good ideas Stolen by the demagogues who wanted more🎶
Mamdani was just some guy running for the Democratic Primary in the NYC mayor’s race on January 1 of this year and he’s probably going to be Time’s Person of the Year by the end of 2025. A political star can suddenly burst on the scene. So miss me with all this trash about Newsom’s inevitability.
hitler never had a majority of germans' support never needed it
There is hope
3 day weekends are great. We should make these full-time.
Just a dirty commie gnostic
I used to think calling God a fascist meant i was anarchist. Turns out I'm just a gnostic.
Wasn't bad. Run of the mill fruity/tajin. Was expecting chicken stock.
Mexican candy has a special place in my heart, but this is unhinged
Hell yeah
The White House: “We have proof of life.” The proof of life:
My brother Mohammed hasn't tasted chocolate in 6 months. Today, we bought him one for 160 shekels because Nutella now costs more than $100. Look at his laughter & his ravenous appetite, as if it were his first time tasting it. His laugh in the video is enough to tell the story... Share his voice 🙏
Congress will be back soon mount the pressure folks
Fake news It's the body double they tested out by having them wander around on the roof
Ask your boss what a union is like you've never heard of one
Mamaw ways it's my turn to be president
More money on the fire MORE
i need everyone to focus because when it happens we need to immediately end the vance presidency in the crib by starting a rumor he and peter thiel did it
I don’t believe it but if it’s true I got my celebration pack on standby
Anybody have the clip of Alex Jones where he says he's invoking the Angel of Death?
"On the Day it Finally Happens" Malört and Savior
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
If, by some chance, Trump actually is dead, what's happening behind closed doors in Washington right now is making THE DEATH OF STALIN look like a Bergman film.
Everybody already has parties planned this weekend. Bro, do us all a solid.
the whole world watching the pizza index jump
Trump pretending to be dead to see if the Epstein files go away
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
Hot Foreign Nationals in Your Area
Siri, what's a honeypot?
Staffing a government full of guys who sell weird internet dick pills, turns out to mean they have a vested interest in destroying food and drug safety regulations. Who woulda thought
Ask your boss what a union is like you've never heard of one
Alex Jones catches some (well-deserved) strays in this one. I dig it.
I tried to help Tool solve a jigsaw puzzle but they kept screaming at me that they know the pieces fit and to go fuck myself
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
the swifties are evil
RFK Jr. is the literal fucking Horseman of Pestilence
How many times do people have to see a cop hold a gun to someone’s head, screaming at them while they’re pinned until they recognize these fucking cowards are running around with weapons & told they’re better than us & we are all trying to kill them & it’s not a legal system it’s just terrorism
