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Think of the default middle-aged average white guy from Iowa. I'm that guy. I was built upon sand, broken dreams, and five-dollar ribeye.

created November 16, 2024

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It reminds me of the old story where someone is constantly asking God to help another person and God finally replies back with, "I am helping. I created you!"

28/8/2025, 7:01:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, they painted it black on the US side, but if I know geography correctly, the immigrants are coming over from the Mexico side.

25/8/2025, 5:50:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/08/23/c...

25/8/2025, 1:10:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The issue with this isn't that we didn't check to see if anyone could still climb the wall after it was painted but the fact that nobody questioned the president when he had the idea.

25/8/2025, 11:59:58 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

28/7/2025, 1:47:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thinking and praying are the same thing

28/7/2025, 12:26:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miller-Meeks is not vulnerable. She's entertaining a party of one named Donald Trump. His wish is her command.

1/7/2025, 3:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was on track to be the manager of a large grocery store by the age of 31 before I quit.

26/6/2025, 2:23:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, "Fox News told me to" isn't that good of a story.

24/6/2025, 12:38:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's a photo I will share.. Warrior celebrating in the ring while Andre is in the crowd assaulting the KCRG cameraman.

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13/6/2025, 2:12:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was there, sitting about 10 feet away. I actually have a photo of it happening that I've never shared. My father worked for the CR Gazette at the time and was able to score front row seats to the event.

13/6/2025, 1:41:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post would make it seem like he's still in the closet.. or in the garage as it may be.

12/6/2025, 12:36:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Garage 17 has never heard of The Paradox of Tolerance

12/6/2025, 12:12:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those people didn't vote for grocery prices, they voted because of the racism.

23/5/2025, 6:52:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We would have never had Trump as president if Bernie would have dropped out in a timely manner. Screw that guy.

19/5/2025, 8:48:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno.. I would say this guy knows a lot about covering things up in the name of cancer.

19/5/2025, 7:19:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're 100% correct. Here's why people are pissed off at Democrats though - we know you won't do a damn thing about it.

13/5/2025, 4:19:44 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The man loses so little he doesn't even know how to spell "lose" apparently.

28/4/2025, 12:01:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/4/2025, 2:25:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American television presenter Donald Trump is in charge of the entire government and American television presenter Mehmet Oz is in charge of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. It's one big joke at this point.

18/4/2025, 2:22:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His street name is "Abrego".

17/4/2025, 2:10:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/4/2025, 1:55:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, he probably voted for Trump because of the racism, not because of the soy bean prices.

17/4/2025, 1:54:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm surprised the plane didn't crash, considering the state of air travel since Trump took office.

16/4/2025, 1:49:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/4/2025, 5:16:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would love it if we drug tested all politicians.

11/4/2025, 8:50:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he thought you looked too young to work on pets

10/4/2025, 7:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that Slayton Thompson on the drumset?

10/4/2025, 3:22:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, the one guy is famous for eating a lot of pizza, so he's certainly worth taking advise from.

9/4/2025, 5:09:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, our leading economists are now speaking out.

9/4/2025, 12:26:20 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can tell JK didn't actually watch the segment because a good chunk of it was spent dispelling the study mentioned in her second paragraph.

7/4/2025, 12:28:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they intend for the flag to be viewed while following behind the truck, isn't it being flown on the wrong side? Does MAGA not know the flag code?

7/4/2025, 3:28:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Middle Amana is not very far from Cedar Rapids but if you know Iowa, you know that when the roads are mostly corn on both sides, the people there vote red. In other words, a good chunk of these folks voted for this. www.ktiv.com/2025/04/05/w...

6/4/2025, 5:23:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll give one easy example of why this is dumb. Oats. Oats are grown mainly in Canada and if we stop importing them, the USA simply would not be able to grow enough for everyone. Say goodbye to oatmeal, which would end the jobs of thousands of people in my town of Cedar Rapids.

4/4/2025, 8:52:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This dude lives at Home Depot...

3/4/2025, 3:37:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They literally invited a rodeo clown to the clown show.

1/4/2025, 3:50:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Sheriff logo is Photoshopped.

1/4/2025, 3:49:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans do this because they know Democrats will let them. This was all explained in the movie "Team America: World Police". Republicans are dicks because democrats are pussies.

25/3/2025, 7:34:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Speaker of the House is his dog.

24/3/2025, 12:57:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too bad "Agent Orange" already exists as a nasty chemical that kills people.

23/3/2025, 12:29:15 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What legit automaker uses GLUE on exterior panels? These trucks must have been designed in an arts & crats class at a local elementary school.

20/3/2025, 7:40:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've used him as an example for years that being rich does not mean being smart.

20/3/2025, 7:10:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another Tesla started a fire on its own while he typed that.

18/3/2025, 3:24:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Minnesota is trying to add Trump Derangement Syndrome to its list of mental health disorders. Tell me we aren't living in a nightmare. www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/text.p...

17/3/2025, 7:32:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/3/2025, 4:22:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Teslas are electric vehicles, but for some reason, they still come with a gas chamber.

16/3/2025, 6:28:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/3/2025, 9:02:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The MyPillow ad on the split-screen makes this clip that much funnier.

14/3/2025, 8:20:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/3/2025, 4:28:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is becoming a feature and not a bug with the GOP

13/3/2025, 2:18:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why the long face, Lara? Oh.. that's just your normal face.

11/3/2025, 2:10:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/3/2025, 3:07:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This must be why there are no statues in town of Osgood Shepherd

5/3/2025, 9:57:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Nazi salute from him last night? He missed the perfect chance.

5/3/2025, 1:28:24 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/3/2025, 7:05:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, if I got paid every time I protested this administration I'd be a rich man. Where does one apply to be a part of this lucrative business?

4/3/2025, 3:03:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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homegrowniowan.com/chapman-fun-...

2/3/2025, 5:54:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/3/2025, 2:26:57 PM | 15301 3568 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I'm not a Democrat, but I'm worried about the veterans." It sounds like that guy is trying to say that most Republicans don't care about veterans.

1/3/2025, 11:01:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/2/2025, 5:35:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that asswipe still trying to change the paint scheme of Air Force One?

25/2/2025, 7:04:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/2/2025, 6:23:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just move him to a different youth group like the Catholics would do.

20/2/2025, 3:56:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Covid isn't around if you can't test for it. Duh...

19/2/2025, 5:46:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also worth pointing out that State Department had plans to buy these trucks back in December during the Biden administration.

17/2/2025, 9:41:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's on hold. www.caranddriver.com/news/a637856...

17/2/2025, 9:32:31 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're not booing, they're blooing because they wish that had that color in their flag. Duh.

17/2/2025, 4:56:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pretty sure if you ask anyone who went through Apartheid what color he is, they'd say white.

17/2/2025, 4:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed

17/2/2025, 3:43:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see you put the lube down long enough to type a response.

17/2/2025, 3:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I figure there are wig party members who are mad, too.

17/2/2025, 3:36:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This dude masturbates while watching Gutfeld.

17/2/2025, 2:53:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/2/2025, 3:56:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I doubt he'd have a green roof on the McDonald's.

16/2/2025, 12:32:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We might as well get rid of seatbelt laws while we're at it.

14/2/2025, 3:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Schadenfreude is a glorious thing.

13/2/2025, 11:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My mother was an English teacher and my brother is also an author. I give them shit all the time, too.

13/2/2025, 9:49:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a case of "Biden Derangement Syndrome" it seems.

13/2/2025, 9:24:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Susan probably showed her concern by taking a really deep breath and rolling her eyes before voting yes.

13/2/2025, 9:11:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*in which we live.

13/2/2025, 9:03:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Unexpectedly" my ass.

12/2/2025, 1:57:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is thinking, "I wonder if that's Eric."

12/2/2025, 1:09:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least he's letting Eric into the room with him for once.

12/2/2025, 3:50:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I PREDICTED THIS A MONTH AGO! (I also predicted in 2015 that the Cubs would win the World Series in 2016 and nobody believed me then, either.)

11/2/2025, 4:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm friends with a lot of morons. Birds of a feather, you know?

11/2/2025, 4:51:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This may be the funniest thing I've seen today

10/2/2025, 6:15:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope this is next year's Super Bowl Halftime entertainment.

10/2/2025, 1:20:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/2/2025, 5:36:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was taken at an Iowa vs. Iowa State football game in Ames in 2023

9/2/2025, 6:57:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/2/2025, 6:06:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iowa passed this law over 10 years ago. www.npr.org/sections/the...

6/2/2025, 5:16:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watch out folks, she's about to take a really deep breath and roll her eyes.

5/2/2025, 7:46:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there any funny right-leaning comedians? Nobody wants to see someone like Rob Schneider as the headliner.

5/2/2025, 7:27:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Subhumans are what I call employees at Subway.

5/2/2025, 5:34:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also in this scenario, places with 590,000 people have two representatives compared to places with 39,000,000 that also have two representatives.

3/2/2025, 2:53:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You guys couldn't have done this on a weekend? Most of us have those pesky jobs to deal with during the week.

3/2/2025, 2:10:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No he wasn't.

3/2/2025, 1:36:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump always talks about selecting people for jobs who look like they're "straight out of central casting". This is no different.

3/2/2025, 1:14:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And of course, they don't want anyone in Canada to be able to vote or a Republican will never become president ever again.

3/2/2025, 7:22:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view