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It reminds me of the old story where someone is constantly asking God to help another person and God finally replies back with, "I am helping. I created you!"
Think of the default middle-aged average white guy from Iowa. I'm that guy. I was built upon sand, broken dreams, and five-dollar ribeye.
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It reminds me of the old story where someone is constantly asking God to help another person and God finally replies back with, "I am helping. I created you!"
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Also, they painted it black on the US side, but if I know geography correctly, the immigrants are coming over from the Mexico side.
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The issue with this isn't that we didn't check to see if anyone could still climb the wall after it was painted but the fact that nobody questioned the president when he had the idea.
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Yes
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Thinking and praying are the same thing
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Miller-Meeks is not vulnerable. She's entertaining a party of one named Donald Trump. His wish is her command.
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I was on track to be the manager of a large grocery store by the age of 31 before I quit.
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To be fair, "Fox News told me to" isn't that good of a story.
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Here's a photo I will share.. Warrior celebrating in the ring while Andre is in the crowd assaulting the KCRG cameraman.
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I was there, sitting about 10 feet away. I actually have a photo of it happening that I've never shared. My father worked for the CR Gazette at the time and was able to score front row seats to the event.
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This post would make it seem like he's still in the closet.. or in the garage as it may be.
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Garage 17 has never heard of The Paradox of Tolerance
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Those people didn't vote for grocery prices, they voted because of the racism.
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We would have never had Trump as president if Bernie would have dropped out in a timely manner. Screw that guy.
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I dunno.. I would say this guy knows a lot about covering things up in the name of cancer.
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You're 100% correct. Here's why people are pissed off at Democrats though - we know you won't do a damn thing about it.
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The man loses so little he doesn't even know how to spell "lose" apparently.
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American television presenter Donald Trump is in charge of the entire government and American television presenter Mehmet Oz is in charge of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. It's one big joke at this point.
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His street name is "Abrego".
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To be fair, he probably voted for Trump because of the racism, not because of the soy bean prices.
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I'm surprised the plane didn't crash, considering the state of air travel since Trump took office.
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I would love it if we drug tested all politicians.
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Maybe he thought you looked too young to work on pets
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Is that Slayton Thompson on the drumset?
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Well, the one guy is famous for eating a lot of pizza, so he's certainly worth taking advise from.
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Ah yes, our leading economists are now speaking out.
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You can tell JK didn't actually watch the segment because a good chunk of it was spent dispelling the study mentioned in her second paragraph.
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If they intend for the flag to be viewed while following behind the truck, isn't it being flown on the wrong side? Does MAGA not know the flag code?
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Middle Amana is not very far from Cedar Rapids but if you know Iowa, you know that when the roads are mostly corn on both sides, the people there vote red. In other words, a good chunk of these folks voted for this. www.ktiv.com/2025/04/05/w...
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I'll give one easy example of why this is dumb. Oats. Oats are grown mainly in Canada and if we stop importing them, the USA simply would not be able to grow enough for everyone. Say goodbye to oatmeal, which would end the jobs of thousands of people in my town of Cedar Rapids.
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This dude lives at Home Depot...
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They literally invited a rodeo clown to the clown show.
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The Sheriff logo is Photoshopped.
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Republicans do this because they know Democrats will let them. This was all explained in the movie "Team America: World Police". Republicans are dicks because democrats are pussies.
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The Speaker of the House is his dog.
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Too bad "Agent Orange" already exists as a nasty chemical that kills people.
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What legit automaker uses GLUE on exterior panels? These trucks must have been designed in an arts & crats class at a local elementary school.
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I've used him as an example for years that being rich does not mean being smart.
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Another Tesla started a fire on its own while he typed that.
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Minnesota is trying to add Trump Derangement Syndrome to its list of mental health disorders. Tell me we aren't living in a nightmare. www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/text.p...
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Teslas are electric vehicles, but for some reason, they still come with a gas chamber.
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The MyPillow ad on the split-screen makes this clip that much funnier.
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This is becoming a feature and not a bug with the GOP
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Why the long face, Lara? Oh.. that's just your normal face.
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This must be why there are no statues in town of Osgood Shepherd
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No Nazi salute from him last night? He missed the perfect chance.
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Man, if I got paid every time I protested this administration I'd be a rich man. Where does one apply to be a part of this lucrative business?
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"I'm not a Democrat, but I'm worried about the veterans." It sounds like that guy is trying to say that most Republicans don't care about veterans.
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Is that asswipe still trying to change the paint scheme of Air Force One?
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Just move him to a different youth group like the Catholics would do.
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Covid isn't around if you can't test for it. Duh...
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Also worth pointing out that State Department had plans to buy these trucks back in December during the Biden administration.
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It's on hold. www.caranddriver.com/news/a637856...
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They're not booing, they're blooing because they wish that had that color in their flag. Duh.
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I'm pretty sure if you ask anyone who went through Apartheid what color he is, they'd say white.
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Agreed
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I see you put the lube down long enough to type a response.
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I figure there are wig party members who are mad, too.
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This dude masturbates while watching Gutfeld.
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I doubt he'd have a green roof on the McDonald's.
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We might as well get rid of seatbelt laws while we're at it.
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Schadenfreude is a glorious thing.
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My mother was an English teacher and my brother is also an author. I give them shit all the time, too.
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This is a case of "Biden Derangement Syndrome" it seems.
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Susan probably showed her concern by taking a really deep breath and rolling her eyes before voting yes.
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*in which we live.
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"Unexpectedly" my ass.
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Trump is thinking, "I wonder if that's Eric."
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At least he's letting Eric into the room with him for once.
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I PREDICTED THIS A MONTH AGO! (I also predicted in 2015 that the Cubs would win the World Series in 2016 and nobody believed me then, either.)
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I'm friends with a lot of morons. Birds of a feather, you know?
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This may be the funniest thing I've seen today
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I hope this is next year's Super Bowl Halftime entertainment.
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This was taken at an Iowa vs. Iowa State football game in Ames in 2023
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Iowa passed this law over 10 years ago. www.npr.org/sections/the...
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Watch out folks, she's about to take a really deep breath and roll her eyes.
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Are there any funny right-leaning comedians? Nobody wants to see someone like Rob Schneider as the headliner.
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Subhumans are what I call employees at Subway.
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Also in this scenario, places with 590,000 people have two representatives compared to places with 39,000,000 that also have two representatives.
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You guys couldn't have done this on a weekend? Most of us have those pesky jobs to deal with during the week.
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No he wasn't.
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Trump always talks about selecting people for jobs who look like they're "straight out of central casting". This is no different.
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And of course, they don't want anyone in Canada to be able to vote or a Republican will never become president ever again.