They really whipped ass during Leagues Cup. I'm still thinking about the second half of Cruz Azul!
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They really whipped ass during Leagues Cup. I'm still thinking about the second half of Cruz Azul!
Into the hands of people exactly like Fred Trump.
That's because there's an aide holding his arm up Weekend at Bernie's style.
This is recording in real time of someone having a neurological event.
Reading Jason Alexander's wikipedia entry and crying with laughter
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He is such a dingus
the man with the templed fingers looks like he's thinking about updating his resumé
man these guys seem a little racist
what a disappointingly empty man
Also programmer of computer software engineer programming engineer
Mercury treatment for syphilis
nubs
I think he might be setting up a justification for setting aside election results from mail-in states. Non-compliance with his order = illegitimate election.
With no Nouhou even
Also that video has the lat long embedded in it. This is in my home state!
Makes the hot cocoa hotter
His house is a converted car dealership.
His ancestors intervened
At least half the joy of college football that I have observed is borderline deranged hate/schadenfreude. Let people enjoy things!
I hope you said tighteneek
Finished it, I'm now verklumpt
Missing the fucking point dumbass
Hahaha you see it's *legal* creeper shit
Terrible plant for that strip for this very reason.
This is totally in line with my expectations of him! 💯
Watching a movie about Gustav Klimt and the titles were in comic sans. Of all typefaces to use for an Art Nouveau era movie, comic sans!
Wouldn't trust that guy with: - my car keys - my wallet - my dog - my girl Slippery slippery slippery.
Volcanoooooo yeah
Real Ringbearers of Mordor
Everyone's welcome at Xenomorph Hut
Took both hands off the wheel to text! What the everloving fuck!
Crater Lake is a giant caldera formed on a stratovolcano. St Helens doesn't have a caldera because it was a flank eruption. If it blew its top straight up, it would have a caldera.
gotta have the little card that says NEWS tucked into the headband
Handsome loaf
Just watching a head roll across the floor
Congestion pricing in SLU. c'mon Seattle, be a legend
Was scheduled to patrol DC, stood around and handed out fast food to NG/feds instead.
He's judging your hog
Replacing a garbage disposal >>>> all action figures in the world
Another big strong man afraid of the dark.
I appreciate this post for bringing out Newsom stan dipshits. Block block blockity block.
One Dirty Harry Potter comin' up
He's a dyed in the wool golf-cart guy. Probably takes 200 steps on 18 holes. He gets zero health benefit from golfing.
Ostensibly could be improved by just making it a giant dollar bill.
The right people will get this one
Doesn't this make all doctors in Star Trek veterinarians?
hahaha you're stupid and you suck shit
Linemen making pancakes oh yesssss
AI Gloryhole
Feet first or head first, which school are you?
SPLORTCH
Nirvana/Mudhoney/Bikini Kill Oct 31 1991
This was for that sphere monstrosity? Woof.
Couches can't feel fear. This checks out.
welcome to the bigs, FT!
I need to thank these guys for their service
He's a ghoul.
The thought of Valencia pedestrianized is sort of salivating. That would be very very cool.
Someone stopped paying attention to Beyoncé after she get married is the conclusion I'm drawing.
We live in the greatest country in the world
PIKES PLACE
Haha you suck shit
This is the dumbest thing I've seen in ages. I feel like the editors may need to undergo a concussion protocol.
Straight to Hell
[citation needed]
That's my expectation, too.
¿Por qué no los dos?
"How about I arrange for *you* talk to God?"
(apocryphal - he likely never said them)
"Such is life" -Ned Kelly's last words
If I had 10% body fat, I'd still be overweight by BMI. I'm legit big-boned!
A boomerang that returns to the thrower but only in the nuts
When it really should be cancelled for containing seed oils
"It can't be antisemitism as he's no longer jewish."
You got one job dryer - beat ambient temperature at drying my clothes
It's sweet potato
A Cask of Amontillado for our times
It's super gross and they should be ashamed.
I mean the Irish are explicit about this in their support of Palestine! Like they say so out loud and put it in print!
Mental Health Supreme
Aw bullshit. He posts about Superman and his dog, sometimes about football.
also All U Can Eat?
Kinda feel like they crossed their racism streams pretty hard here
cameras alone are incredibly untrustworthy, dude is a computer vision dipshit
What is Nightcrawler's favorite place to visit in Canada? BANFF!
I always know good shit has gone down when my timeline fills up with RANDY!s
I'm sorry Kevin, that's so hard.
surprise cats are among the best
Clean the streets they said...
"What are you talking about? Bitch, you live in a cave."
like this is a particular kind of previously undiscovered deviant
wouldn't even do this with jalapeño poppers god, doing this over party favors is low key fascinating
I almost feel like it's the most Altman movie ever - like Gould manages to mumble over his own dialog.
quitter ass losers
the influence of BIG BIG WINDOW at work
Didn't this product get Dan Aykroyd slapped in the face in Neighbors?
Yeah! My fabulous prize is a cup of coffee paid for by me!
Town Center, maybe? Article doesn't mention location. It'll get mobbed even though it's scaled down - getting to Renton is pretty miserable from the north end.
I'll go out on a limb and guess that anyone who raised safety concerns got airlocked by people with growth contingent bonuses.