Faunus (Fawn) Fantastica. He/She/They. Married. Vulture culture, exotics/pet specialist, love for the macabre and morbid, dark humor, and enjoy plants/trees and food/drink. HH/HB watcher. Aged 40.5FM. π€π©Άπ€π π¦ π©·π€ππ€π
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Show the christian nationalists an upside-down cross and they react the way they expect Muslims to react to a picture pork products. Crazy how they expect others to act like psycho reactionists like they behave, but think they're big tough and everyone else is fragile. It's projection. Pathetic.
I immediately honed in on the Alastor plush in the background. I think I need professional help.
Since celebrating her 1st birthday didn't go as planned, we'll celebrate her gotcha day. It just seemed cruel to buy her treats she couldn't eat or toys she didn't feel well enough to play with. But we are *very* happy she was born.
Yeah, she's asleep in both pics. She looks like she's grooming herself in pic #2, but she isn't. She just decided that's how she wanted to nap. Ducky is a very odd kitten. Her birthday was on the 28th, but she was at the vets that day. She's being tested on the 1st for FIV/FCV/Etc.
I promise she's mostly not deformed, she just sits and sleeps in the most bizarre and twisted up ways. We're going to have her checked for EDS.
What the hell is she made of? She genuinely chose this position and was asleep and dreaming. Wtf, Ducky?
Yeah, whether someone hates you or likes you, accepting cake from a stranger is a risky thing. Plus, you can't eat at everyone's house. That's a thing, too.
Why tag someone on a platform they aren't on? You're talking to yourself.
Time to read, sleep, and not end my own life. Was thinking hard on it as I went outside, only to find Basil and Hyssop sitting outside at an unusual 8am rendezvous. I poured them more food and water, but it must be for a reason I'd see those two kittens when considering departing this world.
I'm there for the second time in 2 years. In 2023 4 of my 6 cats died (among other things). Now our kittens might have a deadly virus. I'm so fking defeated. I hope you're able to get the ashes back. Or something. Anything still tangible. Even a custom memorial piece. I'm sorry. It's unfair.
This platform is getting more and more like facebook with every brain rotted boomer that shuffles like a zombie onto it. Just a sea of morons cheering for and mesmerized by AI posts. Fuck they're easy to fool. They should permanently log off of the internet and check into a home. All of 'em.
Try posting real videos and not AI horse shit, you dipfuck.
Chill. This video is an AI fake. Do you not have eyes or any ability to critically analyze anything you see?
It's a fake ass AI video. It never happened.
Funny that he'd be against needles so suddenly.
Everything is hopeless.
Dead or alive, I'd bet.
All Lives Matter arose from conservatives to belittle the Black Lives Matter campaign that began as an anti-racist movement. So basically only racists say shit like "All Lives Matter" as a way to shut anti-racists up.
Rabies. I hope it's rabies. That'd be hilarious.
I sit down to play Neopets, and this is the ad I see. Fucking dystopian. That Noem cunt killed a healthy, innocent puppy by shooting him in the head just bc she's angry and stupid. She shot a goat, too, bc she was still mad. Why tf am I seeing this TRASH on #Neopets ?!?! WTAF? Disgusting! FUCK ICE!
how come so many things that aren't my fault are still my problem
Mind you, Thyme here, the most avoidant of all 3 brown tabby kittens, was with Rosemary 24/7. Rosemary was the kitten I found dead. Thyme kept her clear of all humans who wanted to help her. And after she died? He kept searching for her. He tried so hard to keep her safe. Fucking depressing.
Three feral kittens. We'll get them. They'll get vetted, fixed, brought home. And yes, that's a possum in pic 2. All 3 brown tabbies. Hard to tell them apart aside from their behavior. Pic 1 is Hyssop. Pic 2 is Basil. Pic 3 is Thyme. Basil is adventurous. Hyssop is cautious. Thyme is avoidant.
The remaining kittens are doing so much better at interacting with humans. Or with us, at least. Everyone else is shocked, seeing us play with them or pet them. They won't come anywhere near anyone else. I give them food, water, and 2 hours of my time, playing with them with teaser toys. Works.
Still trying to mentally recover from finding one of the kittens I was trying to catch laying dead in the yard. I wish we could've afforded to get the ashes back from her cremation. I'd set up a gofundme, but no one would donate. I absolutely the fuck refuse to ever see this happen again.
You can tell who in these comments smokes weed and who doesn't.
i need someone to give me a best day ever like an animal thatβs about to be put down
Windows: "We know you just got this system this month, but we're no longer supporting win 10 in October. Also, buy an all new system. From us. Bc yours just isn't good enough for win 11." Bro, fuck you windows.
They're okay. Not worth a road trip. Ate with a district manager's daughter in MO. Racist and homophobic as she and her dad are, she was also threatening to fire employees and delighting in seeing them upset. Fuck that chain and those assholes. The food is bland and subpar, anyway.
May she catch something that gives her a chronic illness. I hope it's fast progressing. And I hope someone tells her to get over it.
No straight person on that staff knows how to match this slouching shit bags skin tone. Not the horrible fake tan, not the "I'm not dying" concealer.
But how will they get your message to use VPNs unless they already are using them?
I remember these. They were alright. Your run-of-the-mill ice cream novelty bars, as expected.
A lot of fandoms draw in unsavory people to form that fandom. Pedos, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, animal abusers, ppl pretending to have illnesses they don't. A lot of fandoms have very high concentrations of very harmful people. I'll keep poo-pooing those fandoms.
Sorry about your mom sucking so bad.
Deb. The name says it all.
Woof, intelligence is chasing you, but you're somehow faster.
Sometimes I can hear her, and can't find her only to look up and there she is, where she shouldn't be. Then it's, "Ducky, down!" on repeat for the next 2 minutes. Idk how she does it, but she's lept atop every door in this home, too. Bc of her, we no longer have led lights along the ceiling edge.
(We did go back and try to clean it all up with bags and water, to no avail.)
So, Piper is one of those rare dogs who does hand stands when she pees and sometimes when she poops. Tell me why, when we lost our poop bag roll on her walk last night, she had to do a hand stand, and take a diarrhea dump way down a stop sign pole, while I stared in horror.
Scrambles and Waffle are also extremely cute. He just turned 12 in July, it's going to be devastating when he isn't with us anymore. Waffle just turned 2, this month. She adores him.
Excuse me, sir, who let you be this cute?
Max found the ball, Piper benefits.
Seroquel was my one-way ticket to 5 days of non-stop sleep. No eating, toilet only if sleeping on toilet. I could use a 5 day vacay.
Religion should be a personal journey, not a political weapon.
My knees are scraped, my legs are bruised and scratched, but I fished this adorable little shit out from under our building, yesterday (8/14). He bit my finger in search of food. He's about 7ish weeks old. Sam named him Sage. Hobbies: screaming and eating.
Had to rush overnight order a new ball bc Monday isn't soon enough. This dog has been bringing me toys and chews to trade for a full pupsicle toy we can't find and drooping when the trade doesn't work. Holy damn I love her and damn does she love that toy! 2/2
Find out the woof pupsicle is Piper's most favorite thing aside from me. Go through 1 bag of refills a week. Ran out the other day. Got more the next day. The ball? No one can find it! We looked everywhere and Piper can't even find it. Just ordered the kit. Won't be here until Monday. 1/2
keep your two cents you look broke
Lemonade, funnel cake, caramel apple! Check, check, and check!
Vault, Surge, Bawls, and Josta. 10/10 An era I greatly miss, though a couple are still around or rereleased. Did I need guarana or high caffeine in middle school? No. Did I bee-line for it? Yes. Turns out I had ADHD and it helped me function π
What the fuck was going on, Sunday, that this pattern had to form? Bitch, I was sick! I just wanted clean clothes and tea!
These were such a good novelty. The flavor was as fine as any ice cream novelty, but the Halloween vibes they put you in were 10/10. I wish these and other spooky treats would make a comeback to shelves at least from August til November.
I absolutely loved these, and 6 months can't go by without me bringing them up. Everyone can say Krave is better and sure their flavors are good, but they will never be Hidden Treasures good.
We don't have a male loneliness epidemic. We have a male sociopath epidemic. My husband, who isn't single, just had to chase two single guys away from a goose bc they were yanking at its feathers and hurting it for fun. They don't get fked bc they're evil. He gets fked bc he's kind. Easy math.
Yeah, it does a little bit.
Finally^?
Rizzo said that if you didn't know my husband or me, you wouldn't be able to guess whose bathroom shelf is whose.
If you put edible glitter on my food, I'm coming back. Apple cider donuts. Gold glitter. Better watch out, Scaregrounds PDX, I'm coming for your donuts and that blood drip Gorefest drink! (And another Hellfire dog.) Mark my words!
Fucking cry baby ass cowards would sooner block me than admit they're wrong. I wish a UTI on you.
Says the guy who only posts about revolution all over his bluesky but isn't actually actively revolting against his government. Got it.
Please don't post AI bullshit. If you're against Trump, you're against this foolishness, too. Just delete it and post real pets.
πΆHit it with a sweet shot! Wheaties honey gold!πΆ
This reminded me to take my meds bc I have to take them with food. You da real MVP.
I hope to live long enough to see all these people in this picture with their faces blown out the back of their skulls. I won't be the one doing it, but I hope it's televised.
Guy sounds like a real mother fucker
To be fair, at this point of history, I also would like to jump off a pier, into the sea. But it's my husband that has to tell me "no".
Rizzo and I won these two at Oaks Park, today. They're best friends and love each other very much.
Our roaches had babies! π₯°
I hope you get dog piled in the comments, ngl, that will be hilarious to read. You're kind of the one whining and crying bc you're a ass giant pussy. No one else is sad or hurt. You're just dumb af and no one wants to hear your psychotic yapping.
I'm trans, you fuck head. Married to a trans man. Living with a non-binary roomie. Where tf did I say anything against trans ppl? And it's not the truth. You're literally a fucking moron. Go touch some fuckin grass.
Holy shit, stfu. You're fucking stupid and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about and need to go sit tf down. Get therapy, idc, just get out of the comments if you don't know law or context ya dipshit. Jfc morons like you make my ass itch.
Maybe it can make its way onto your site as a print? π€π»It's perfect.
Help her? Mmm yeah no. Put the phone down and teach your brat not to be a little asshole.
And Rizzo's birthday was a success! There was shopping, dinner, tv, cake, presents, decorations, everything! I got a cool tiny crow and some soap and incense while we were out, too, so now I can go out to my altar and see my cute lil crow bro while I water my rose of jericho and burn incense. π
More like the 80s
9 year birthday! Just like with Piper, we took Maxine out for treats, toys, and fun at the park. (And maybe a stop at the magical food window for chicken nuggets.)
Apparently I can't FUCKING SPELL. Venardo's Circus...
Had a great time at Vernardo's Circus πͺ First time glitter made me cry aside from the time I got some in my eye, but that's a different story.
A particularly ran through and unfortunate looking porn model, no less.
All you have to do is encourage women to DECENTER men, and the men start losing their shit, talk about entitlement when you throw a tantrum over not being the center of attention. Men are so emotional.
"Don't yell at me for being a lazy, stupid cunt!" Oh fuck right off
Pizza with corn is good.
Waffle's birthday is August 4th, which is pretty close, too. And of course, we're going to an amusement park and a county fair in all that time, too. Living it up while we still have time bc things are looking bad, and we could be killed at any time by the government we didn't vote for. π
The 25th would've been Logan and Polly Ana's 14th birthdays, but Polly passed from hepatic lipidosis 8 years ago, and her brother Logan passed the January before last from kidney failure. Dean's would've been tge 27th, too, but he died suddenly and mysteriously 6 years ago.
Birthdays this week are crazy. Brambleberry's 2nd was on the 20th, today is Amy's 40th birthday, tomorrow is Max's 9th birthday, the 25th is Rizzo's 30th birthday, and Scramble's 12th birthday is on the 27th. And today we're going to the circus! Just like the 14th was the zoo. Sooo busy!
Anyone else experience Buttons n Bows from Babe's World as a child? I think about them every time I get shitface drunk. Except that one time with my husband before we got married where I was just impressed that I got the key in the door.
They've always behaved this way, are you kidding?
It rained in Vancouver, how did it not rain in Portland?
They need to bring those back. Stat.
I liked both coffee nut and chili nut. Both were so good. But now I can't have peanuts so womp womp to me.
Crazy how much NYP looks like The Observer, these days. Next we'll see how Celine Dion is having a martian baby with Clippy.
It's so weird. The morality police never went after me, a person who has never cheated on my spouse. I wonder if the writer, perhaps hmmm, is a fucking scum bag cheater, themself. Tiniest violin for the people who aren't faithful to their spouses.
It was so good, though.
It was. It was so good. I could only guess you'd risk a coronary, but I had it twice and miss it.
They were good, though the ranch was borderline addictive.
i find it astonishing, NO ONE can stand up to him?; he's just going to roll over America? not one person can get in his face and poke him in his chest and say fuck no? he's an old, flabby, drug addled bloviating horse's ass. somebody should have cracked him one in the mouth a long time ago.