”Not only is this practice wrecking productivity, it is also increasing corporate energy bills, effectively eating the sandwich (if you will) from both ends.“
”Not only is this practice wrecking productivity, it is also increasing corporate energy bills, effectively eating the sandwich (if you will) from both ends.“
The negative space of this image is a portrait of T.J. Watt.
Newsom is a worse, more expensive product, but in a better designed box.
Trump is going to announce he is trading Micah Parsons.
He’s just going to go out and sell cans of Goya.
Billy Bush
Hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but they just released a new proof of life photo for Trump. Here he is out on the town with his best bud, very much alive. Go speculate about the health of someone else!
So what did Trump shoot today?
“Make Hell Great Again, they’re saying it more and more.”
I’m built different [derogatory]
Sure, I failed fifth grade, but you just wait and see what I’m able to do this year when I’m in fifth grade.
Tacking on the episodes on Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, and John of God fills out the story too.
Don’t worry he somehow returns
The Raid at Mar a Lago
What if I told you Big Balls was already Horst Wessel?
Oh my god I love it.
Honestly though, has anyone pitched a relegation/promotion system? Imagine a wealthy Oberlin grad just pouring a bunch of money into their NIL and making them college football’s Wrexham.
“Meant to say that she’s an intelligence asset for the FBI.” “Meant to say that the FBI in this case is the Female Body Inspectors.”
“Did your wealthy parents guarantee the apartment? How did you find this apartment- through a special political connection?” Replace “apartment” with “political career” and you have the Andrew Cuomo story.
It’s all &Pizza and Sweetgreen now get with the times
Crime, Bloodshed, and Bedlam is a really mid bar in Dupont Circle.
Tom Cotton once had a nervous breakdown because he saw a brown person in NoMa.
Actually if we tax the rich less it will trickle down.
“Of a certain persuasion” is how my mom talks about gay people.
I’m glad that you’re jooking while the Trome administretine is literally booding concentraxion co0mps.
She sounds mad she can’t “get her hands on these 14, 15, 16, 17 year olds”
AI ass em-dashes
*CHRISTIAN* BIRD HELL
2005. The audience erupted in laughter during this scene.
It might not be the worst loss in Pirates history: www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PHI/PH...
www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PHI/PH... June 8, 1989 they scored 10 in the 1st against the Phillies and lost 15-11.
Or Jack and Jill?
It’s almost as if the Orioles were given an alphabetized list of prospects to choose from and they didn’t make it very far down.
I don’t want to come off as too radical here, but has anyone else considered that maybe we shouldn’t have a sex criminal be president?
The U.S. Government is now turning the iPad around asking if you want to tip.
You’re a pink pony girl AND you dance at the club?
1️⃣
Hey did you know that weird little quirky posts like this are actually a sign of OCD?
RIP
Wracking my brain for a better sports stories and having trouble. It’s like if the 07-08 Giants beat the undefeated Patriots after Eli tore his Achilles in the first quarter… (I actually think the Giants win easily if that happens because Eli was holding them back don’t @ me)
Maybe 100+ is too many games @nba.com
TwoSky
Not the point, but it kind of sounds like he’s saying Joe Biden let 62,000 people into the country last month.
Thomas Bryant
If OKC is serious about winning the championship, then they will sign a former Wizard before Sunday.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it... oh my god... it even has a watermark.
This is a known known.
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
Footage of Trump touching the step that’s three steps ahead.
Yoooo I got one of these for Father’s Day 10/10
Okay, weird story: growing up my mom would clean Ollie North’s house and I swear to god I spent many days watching the 1997 Star Wars box set on VHS in his ancillary living room while she did that. You can draw a pretty straight line between me being a massive SW fan and Iran Contra.
A couple months ago Memphis paid a first to Washington for them to take Marcus Smart’s contract so maybe they do that and Washington finally brings KCP back home.
Four (!!!) firsts (including 2026 PHX unprotected) + Cole Anthony to get Desmond Bane and be rid of KCP’s contract. Nuts. I’d want to bury that in the midst of the finals too.
I’ve seen middle school field trips fill out that area more densely.
Can’t use the Pecker until you’ve finished Becker.
How is this STILL their branding. I guess when you nail something this uniconic you simply must keep it for two decades.
“Waders” was right there.
3 missed free throws. 2 pre-inbound foul technical free throws conceded. 5 key points just handed to OKC by Mathurin in about 5 seconds of game time.
My second favorite Alfred RB: Alfred Blue youtu.be/uD7xtyz5TAA?...
Do you hear the people laugh?
The line “you’ll never be a good writer because you don’t have a curious mind” will never not haunt me.
More animals on flags.
You besmirched my draft king. I challenge you to a fight with air-blowers. A fan duel.
I know my screen time habits probably aren’t great, but I simply do not believe you, Apple.
Why would I say Apollo 13? Dammit…
This ought to control the damage.
Hey they got Jeter Downs in that deal you JUST WAIT.
The Miami Vice generation
Legit thought they were referring to the typo in the last sentence of the tweet because I guess I’m too literal.
To the tune of “we didn’t start the fire”
Leland Palmer vibes.
Never forget
Celtics digging themselves a hole as they end the first quarter with a double-digit lead.
It was featured on the Colgate Comedy Hour.
Ice always eventually melts.
“A third jet has fallen off the boat and into the Red Sea.”
And having too many holidays.
closer to two & a half hours but still, well within the margin of error
I’m humored and upset by the phrase “ready to go” just casually tossed in there.
“Your beautiful little baby girl that’s 12 or 9 or 35 doesn’t need 40 dolls she can be happy with none or one or 10.”
KARMA POLICE ARREST THIS GIRL HER HITLER HAIRDO IS MAKING ME FEEL ILL
Why does this look like Cillian Murphy?
“Some sports experts think this is invalid, while some Trump advocates say it’s amazing he’s so athletic what with his massive hog.”
I’ve known about NFLFan6969420 for weeks.
Get out there and grow your own coffee in suburban Massachusetts, ya dipshits.
I feel like this team could make the play-in in the East.
Me: I think everyone should have diarrhea. Me 4 hours later: gee whiz, everyone sure seems to be understanding what I said perfectly and they hate it! Unhinged!
What if you going back in time and doing that is what made Hitler the man he became?
ken just sent me this please enjoy
It was one commemorative Trump bill that she valued at $3000.
I’m so close to hitting my Dodgers, Eagles, Pope Oscar Rodriguez Maradiaga parlay🤞
So what is a high crime and/or misdemeanor anyway?
My model of history begins with the Comey letter.
💙
May the one without a wife/brother/lawyer group chat cast the first stone.
