"he was DELICIOUS"

One of those pics that I can hear. 👍🏻

This is a job for the human serviette

@zaltzcricket.bsky.social , during a test match.

Not funny, but i bet @marisakabas.bsky.social gets it.

Definitely one of these four, I just can't decide which one

Texags Hogville Jayson Blair Springfield Shopper Washingtonienne Judith Miller Fabrizio Romano Voice of America St Bonaventure SID

Definitely nudeafrica.com

The Barstool guys reporting from JJs in Fayetteville

the journalist he mocked by flailing his arms> Okay, not the funniest but would be so satisfying

Jim Cantore, full storm gear, on, like, a soundstage with a hurricane in it

Alex Jones

Halberman, through sobs.

Dril

CANNONBAAAAAAAL!!!

Yes please.

🎯

In a similar vein

What news

will ferrell as harry caray

One last Woj-bomb for the ages obviously

mike francesa

wetbutt23

Chris: "So you’re saying the President of the United States is dead... on the word of a stranger?" Peter: "Not just one stranger, Chris. Several. Some may even be American." Chris: "Any official source?" Peter: "I phoned the White House… no answer. Which could mean… anything. Possibly death."

From “WONDER SHOWZEN.”

This guy and then Trump’s triple combover falls on him:

Came here to see if someone had posted ol' Jiminy....

Gene Shalit

More like chief EX-ecutive!

Chet Ubetcha

Sweet revenge.

Serge Kovaleski.

I think we should let The Rock do it again.

@nakednews.com

But only if the get Stormy Daniels to do it.

I had to click in the thread just to make sure she wasn't posted already haha

This is the one lmao

My personal top 3

Perd Hapley

There’s a not zero chance that it could be Colin Jost on SNL Weekend Update

Has to be Piers Morgan at Total Landscaping

Don't know about funniest, but Jake Tapper would be the most ironic.

Amber Ruffin!!

PFT Commenter, easily.

Lawrence O'Donnell or JVL

I want this for JVL.

I can hear his voice delivering the news.

Frankie MacDonald

Funniest? Step forward, Jake Tapper. LOL

The ironing on this would be delicious

Corso with the head gear

I am now haunted by the spectre of Corso putting on a giant JD Vance head

The thought of it existing is terrifying.

@infinitescream.bsky.social AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brilliant

But where does Brutus the Buckeye stand on tariffs?

I told my husband this as he walked into the room and he said, “I gotta go” and walked right back out like the Simpsons GIF 😂

TexAgs posters

😭

"Who's the president now?" "Trump." "NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND!"

Imagine if no one broke the story, and instead he's golfing in Scotland and some Scottish guy is recording him when he keels over and he says "oi, I think the cunt just died" and every news agency on earth had to run that footage.

yeah this is the one

The entire cast of We Will Rock You the musical singing Bohemian Raphsody with modified lyrics. Cholesteroooool….just killed a man. Put a burger against his lips, scarfed it down and now he’s dead. I see some little hands…..scaramouche scaramouche will you do the maralago, thunderbolts and lightng

this funeral is gonna have everything: squeaky WWII tanks, piss, and jeanine pirro is going to string herself up like that body from silence of the lambs

America’s deadest president is Trump 😆

Ben Garrison with a cartoon.

Gary Gnu.

This is one case where gno gnews is gnot good gnews.

SIR

Wow, nice memory

Does the dean cas meme from tumblr count?

Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski

Drudge

The most trusted names in news reporting.

Had to scroll too far to find these guys

Wouldn't be ending on a bleak note this time

Jim Cantore

Well they all work at the White House/Govt now…

Aol.news.com

external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...

Triumph

I’m rooting for the uncensored Ghost of Walter Cronkite, swearing like the salty old sea dog that he was IRL.

Lights Camera Jackson

Not journalist, but Dean and Cas meme continues to be the thing that breaks all news to me.

Hear me out… Dwayne Johnson.

Drudge

The late Phil Rizzuto.

Olivia Nuzzi

Kermit the Frog.

I love Guy Smiley — and didn’t know until now that he had a stamp!

The world’s most unfunny comedian pretending to be a journalist.

The One... The Only... #RonBurgundy

Hilary Clinton & Kamela Harris live from the set of Kathie Lee & Hoda, with giant half-full wine glasses & people partying & popping champagne on the plaza behind them.

Draft John Travolta with five minutes' notice.

Nah. Guy Smiley is a *game show host*. You want the Muppet Newscaster.

But Smiley would be *funnier*.

Okay okay how about this: Opens with the newscaster doing the announcement, then cuts over to Smiley on the set of the world's oldest game show, "Weigh! Your! Heart!" A muppet Anubis judges mortal souls against the Feather of Truth, while a muppet Ammit tries to eat Smiley's microphone.

Jeanine Pirro, sloppy drunk at the Fox News desk

Just torrents of wine vomit everywhere

The president is fucking dead: brought to you by Franzia™️

Hegseth, puking champagne back into the champagne pool

Crushing a whole box of empty Nasty Ice cans on his forehead

Also I'm thinking of the Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge vis a vis champagne pools

Maybe doing shots, live with Pete Hegseth

Weekend update. JOST: Well, it looks like James Austin Johnson is out of a job.

How does Wonder Showzen only have one like? I thought bsky was a retirement home for elder millennials.

Journalist, unsure, but if the Rock does another vaguely worded message like he did when OBL got whacked....

Dana Carvey as Tom Brokaw

Dave Thomas as Walter Cronkite

"President Donald Trump was eaten by wolves. He was... delicious."

“That’s just superfluous” “He’s a former President, Tom. Are you saying he’s not delicious?”

“Dead from an overdose of CRACK COCAINE…”

And also he was gay.

Hey we want zero association with him please.

Oh I get it. And I don’t mean it as an insult. Just quoting the Brokaw bit.

"STUNNING NEWS OUT OF YORBA LINDA TODAY WHEN THE CORPSE OF RICHARD NIXON ROSE UP AND STRANGLED DONALD TRUMP TO DEATH"

Gus Johnson.

Kornacki with a big board featuring Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, JFK

Colbert isn't a journalist but it would be funny

Anybody on Fox. Fake president and fake journalist.

Murphy Brown

Not strictly a journalist, but it would be funny if he broke the news.

@bencollins.bsky.social is the obvious answer

Not that he's a journalist

Colbert

In a similar vein:

Co-hosts

Obviously @jpbrammer.bsky.social

Tapper

Norm would definitely return to earth for the opportunity.

Set up the White House Podium and out comes... Obama

Who better than a guy who covers horrible monsters?

Damn i love that show “…What happened? It’s all a point of view really. A traveler has a breakdown, stops to fix it, gets a road map, gets a bite to eat and goes on his way - it’s happened to all of us. This traveler happened to be light years’s off his course, instead of miles…”

Toby Determined.

He already announced the end of one monster...

Billy Bush

Shannon Sharpe

Giving him more credit than he deserves by mentioning him in the same conversation as journalists, but come on. You know he would be throwing an absolutely beautiful sobbing fit over Trump's death He would be fucking inconsolable, he might actually neck on-camera

Jon Bois

Philomina Cunk

I have a dream that Diane Morgan will do #Taskmaster AS Philomena, but this would do nicely.

Not funny, well, a little funny, but it should be the All Gas No Brakes guy, Andrew Callahan. In the world of young journalists, he’s doing the work, and deserves the scoop. Definitely a journalist for our times.

Tim Onion

TrueFactsStated

Larry Celona, obviously. nypost.com/author/larry...

I don't care who it is — it's going to be fucking funny.

Can we put Kathy Griffin behind the anchor desk for a newscast?

Les Nessman

Of course it's Les Nessman. Who else has won the Buckeye Newshawk Award five times, the Silver Sow Award, and the Copper Cob Award?

nba on TNT crew

Schefter, no?

Can we encourage that gospel choir who sang Leopards Ate My Face to write something new?

The Rock a la Bin Laden.

Hawk Harrelson “He gone!”

The CKLW 20-20 News team.

Not a journalist but experience in media... Stormy Daniels.

Oh please god yes.

Shams.

Max Headroom

dril

Joe Biden. Not a journalist but definitely the funniest.

hilarious hillary?

Chevy Chase. Then have him update daily for weeks on end to give the breaking news that Donald Trump is still dead.

Billy Bush, hands down

⬆️ That day should have marked the end of his political career.

Ian Miles Cheong because it would take an hour for people to figure out whether to believe him

Y'all got me giggling

@codyjohnston.bsky.social‬ and Warmbo.

Sadly we’ve missed the window for Kathie Lee and Hoda at the bottom of a bottle of pinot grigio.

The Rock

This is the actual correct answer.

is this it. is this the announcement

No, this is from something way older with the date edited

This is from when Osama was killed

i didn’t even know he was sick

The rock knew

Yeah, it’s way older

Lmao we gotta spread this one so no one ever knows.

Roland Hedley

Oh it has to be a collaboration. Get me Colbert, John Stewart and John Oliver. Turn them fucking loose.

Crackhead Barney

Russia Today airs Swan Lake

is hatsune miku a journalist?

Personally, I'm imagining that clip of The Newsroom on the plane actually happening, but it's about this.

Norm MacDonald

It’s gonna be TMZ

Sean Hannity with tears in his eyes.

lolol, I could see Ted Baxter flubbing up the obit.

“…is dead.”

Deffo top 3

a bit off topic but I just drove by a McDonald's with an American flag at half staff and thought that would be a pretty funny way to find out. and very American

oh yeahhhh

Can it be dead Norm?

Jameis Winston just posting this with no notes