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Meijay

@meijay.bsky.social

Midwestern ex-pat now living in Hell’s waiting room. Cynical gay. Cat dad. Probably judging you.

created November 15, 2024

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Lego provicetown

31/8/2025, 8:33:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the absolute fuck

28/8/2025, 2:27:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@bruceshark.bsky.social is always supportive

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28/8/2025, 2:14:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hE sUPpoRtS AnD pROmoTeS gENoCiDe Idiot.

26/8/2025, 7:49:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They get pissed when you point out they actually voted for the genocide they’re so adamant they’re against.

25/8/2025, 7:48:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard to believe someone who was in prison for providing underage girls to a list of clients would claim there wasn’t a list of clients she provided with underage girls.

24/8/2025, 2:31:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the main one. But he won’t say that out loud.

21/8/2025, 9:55:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have no idea how hard it is to only have most of the political power instead of all of the political power. It’s truly devastating.

19/8/2025, 10:31:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

19/8/2025, 9:26:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know it will shock you to learn the claim is labeled as “mostly false.” www.politifact.com/factchecks/2...

18/8/2025, 6:54:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

17/8/2025, 2:17:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No gaslighting involved. Two people had a shot at winning. One promised annihilation of Gaza. The other didn’t. You chose annihilation. It’s as simple as that.

16/8/2025, 5:05:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You did vote for genocide. If you didn’t vote for Harris, you voted for exactly what is happening. Congratulations. You got your genocide.

16/8/2025, 1:15:09 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not wrong

15/8/2025, 4:55:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t it weird how when someone says they “don’t have a problem with [insert segment of population here] they automatically disprove that by stating they do actually have a problem with them? You are a bigot. Own it.

15/8/2025, 3:13:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most Florida and least bizarre.

14/8/2025, 3:12:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s more amazing is that there is no topic that watermelon twitter won’t co-opt to insert its false narrative about democrats and genocide.

13/8/2025, 9:04:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why isn’t the woman who I chose to not lead leading!?!?

12/8/2025, 7:58:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And “I would vote for Michelle”

12/8/2025, 7:24:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have a new receptionist and she is way too cheerful at 8 am.

12/8/2025, 6:47:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s all about the cruelty. They will absolutely reverse it if they can.

12/8/2025, 2:57:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder where all of those Americans are who were clamoring for these jobs…

11/8/2025, 10:56:51 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is an expert on failing campaigns.

10/8/2025, 11:41:45 PM | 30 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ever-growing list of things I take for granted by not having to even think about.

10/8/2025, 8:42:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It also caused racism if you ask cult45. Quite the accomplishment.

10/8/2025, 4:30:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This popped up in my FB memories yesterday. I’d forgotten I had socks with sharks on them. May they help your fins heal.

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8/8/2025, 10:49:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anti genocide protestors that just happened to do anti semitic things in the course of being outraged about senseless death perpetrated by a group of terrorists attacking a music fest—no wait. Not that bloodthristy government. Sorry.

7/8/2025, 12:38:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you miss all of the anti-semitic protests on campuses that were ostensibly to “free Palestine”? Or is this a disingenuous question?

7/8/2025, 12:15:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservatives.

5/8/2025, 9:11:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess we should be glad he isn’t fiddling?

5/8/2025, 7:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kind of surprised it’s only three.

5/8/2025, 2:52:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“What do you mean I have to pay more for materials i import to use for the stuff i make in America!?!”

4/8/2025, 3:13:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She did that too. It got dismissed as “the elites” looking down on “real Americans.”

4/8/2025, 12:18:29 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was a great episode. Gina Gershon and Tim Curry were perfect for those roles.

4/8/2025, 10:54:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, if you’re going to pour water on their fiery outrage…

3/8/2025, 12:05:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The casting for Jesus/judas/mary Magdalene is going to make it ridiculously good. A friend from high school is going. So jealous.

3/8/2025, 10:17:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“No, I mean a nursier nurse. A super nurse.”

2/8/2025, 10:12:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right? Like that’s ever stopped them before.

2/8/2025, 9:07:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Won’t somebody think of the straight guys!?

2/8/2025, 6:22:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I’d thought of that earlier.

2/8/2025, 5:56:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard to believe she didn’t consult you before she released it.

2/8/2025, 10:38:26 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because of course he did.

1/8/2025, 8:44:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you just answered your own question.

1/8/2025, 12:37:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, he didn’t seriously face removal. There was zero chance of that happening.

1/8/2025, 8:59:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 4:01:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t know what a president elect is but think they’re an expert on executive authority of the vice president?

31/7/2025, 11:36:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even citizens have to worry. Where have you been

29/7/2025, 10:32:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two of them, probably.

29/7/2025, 10:10:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. If we want them to dO sOMeThInG we have to give them the means to do it.

27/7/2025, 11:53:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suppose bitching on twitter is way more effective.

27/7/2025, 1:55:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can confirm.

27/7/2025, 1:17:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dO sOMeThInG!! Like what? I dONt kNoW bUT sOMEthiNG

27/7/2025, 12:25:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, that’s just how you excuse your indifference to his crimes. He’s still a literal felon.

27/7/2025, 9:24:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I, for one, am completely flabbergasted that you aren’t really a shark who has mastered social media.

27/7/2025, 1:20:33 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was just using it for “research”

27/7/2025, 12:35:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“And if you’re Black or Jewish or gay you can’t be a part of the community.” Blacks and Jews and gays: good.

26/7/2025, 10:54:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only real surprise is that it wasn’t nude men.

26/7/2025, 10:45:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s that saying about when you point a finger there’s four pointing back at you?

26/7/2025, 9:36:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or trying to equate the Irish indentured servitude.

26/7/2025, 9:24:54 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that’s what she wanted ok but them seem too big for her mouth?

26/7/2025, 9:16:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw him and Elton John at the shoe and it is still hands down one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to.

26/7/2025, 7:55:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only culture will be growing in their bathtubs.

26/7/2025, 1:10:29 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The same scene every night.

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25/7/2025, 3:39:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The republicans in congress know he’s a pedophile. They shut down congress so they don’t have to expose the fact to the rest of us that he is.

25/7/2025, 8:59:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I interviewed for a job today that would be a hundred times better than the one I currently have and I feel very optimistic about my chances of landing it. It would be a perfect fit for them and for me.

24/7/2025, 11:53:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s going to be a wrestling match on the White House lawn. Fighting pits can’t be far behind.

24/7/2025, 7:15:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here I thought we were electing a president, not watching a gladiator contest. Silly me.

24/7/2025, 7:13:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll never admit to that part.

24/7/2025, 6:47:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“You will go to work sick one day” speaks volumes

24/7/2025, 5:35:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. It’s a quirk I have.

24/7/2025, 3:52:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re as bad as MAGA.

24/7/2025, 1:58:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There were only a couple dozen accusations against him. How were they supposed to know he was a rapist!?

24/7/2025, 9:46:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Logic and reason told you to shit on someone because they told a story about a prayer mat?

23/7/2025, 4:09:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The broflakes are going to go fetal

23/7/2025, 4:00:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is another user with a very similar name and the same avatar who is the one from the other place. This one is a very poor copy.

23/7/2025, 1:10:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was hands down one of the the ugliest wedding dresses I’ve seen

23/7/2025, 10:10:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“If we could have just ignored the voters Bernie would have won!”

23/7/2025, 10:05:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And every single woman after that.

23/7/2025, 1:57:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s a safety net. They can claim they’d vote for her because they know they’ll never have to make good on that claim. You know the second she threw her name in they’d find an excuse not to vote for her.

23/7/2025, 12:05:33 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Props to Russell.

22/7/2025, 2:40:23 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got interviewed once after the Ohio river flooded out my business. Sometimes it pays off to look a little bedraggled 😉

22/7/2025, 2:08:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It wasn’t rigged. White people are just having a hard time reconciling how racist and misogynist the voting public really is.

22/7/2025, 11:55:07 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 10:41:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone in that family have any self awareness?

21/7/2025, 9:02:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP: people need to get over the Epstein thing Also GOP: let’s investigate Hillary’s emails again!

21/7/2025, 8:41:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That can’t be a real tweet. Even he can’t have that much of a lack of self awareness

21/7/2025, 8:20:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She sounds nefarious. Thank you, Mango Mussolini, for protecting us from such a dangerous individual.

21/7/2025, 1:35:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Concepts of record books.

20/7/2025, 10:07:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The complete books of cats and dogs sounds like they’re pretty risqué.

20/7/2025, 10:59:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, we seem to be trending toward the yugo lately.

19/7/2025, 9:53:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t we already have enough to deal with in Florida?

19/7/2025, 9:49:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are you lying about Jeffries supporting Cuomo?

19/7/2025, 9:39:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God forbid. A woman might actually save them.

19/7/2025, 9:05:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God forbid.

19/7/2025, 9:04:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So basically we need them all to lose.

19/7/2025, 8:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So wait. The mayors race has a dem, two independents and a repub?

19/7/2025, 8:54:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He and Liz Cheney can form the Please Just Go Away Party

18/7/2025, 11:25:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Am I wrong?” ::nodding vigorously:: Yes the fuck you are.

17/7/2025, 2:11:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does she need someone to explain to her WHY Epstein only served 13 months?

17/7/2025, 12:02:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hasn’t his entire life been about desperately latching on to someone else’s accomplishment?

16/7/2025, 2:14:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view