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Melissa DuVant

@melissaduvant.bsky.social

Writer of BDSM Smut. Linktree: https://linktr.ee/melissaduvant

created October 11, 2023

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

"self admitted pervert" sounds like a plus for a game designer, tbh - they're going to write more interesting games than, like, maths and probability nerds!

3/9/2025, 5:21:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

cool staff design, very 90's anime magitech style!

3/9/2025, 5:18:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Naughty Niche (@naughtyniche.art) reposted

The Naughty Niche September nsfw news that we're scared to look at but have to anyway, and our own local wee community's indie news 😍 Links to all the juicy stuff, and an open discord invite, in replies 😇 #nsfw #nsfwart #bdsm #news #community #indie #store

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2/9/2025, 5:24:21 PM | 10 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

look, they were wrong about crypto, they were wrong about blockchain, they were wrong about VR, they were wrong about the metaverse, but THIS time, when they're spanking even more money at it, they're totally right, honest!

2/9/2025, 5:32:33 PM | 83 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture [SUBWOOFER] Scuba_dude1 (@scuba-dude1.bsky.social) reposted

I will always repost this image, because it is EXTREMELY accurate.

2/9/2025, 4:15:47 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

you forgot the bunnygirl episode, and there's the obvious latex bodysuit (despite the somewhat questionable shoulderpads!) And her Black Knight minidress and visor uniform is *very* mechsploitation - it's not really "drone", but is somewhat adjacent

2/9/2025, 4:54:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FeturaX (@feturax.bsky.social) reposted

Hi everyone! 🌟 A new design is on the way—Sexy and hot, it will probably be paired with some bondage chains by then.what do you think? Any ideas or suggestions? 💬✨ #FeturaX

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2/9/2025, 6:38:01 AM | 106 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

"doing dumb shit" is fine, as long as everyone is conscious enough to be willingly doing dumb shit, even if they might regret it afterwards!

2/9/2025, 4:41:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd guess worse medical care as well, so a scuffle with knives could easily become murder, that today would be assault or something, as the damage is easier to patch up?

2/9/2025, 4:39:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

it seems like something that's going to bounce around for a while, until someone suddenly gets a big, fat legal hammer to the face and there's a lot of sudden "oh shit!" changes to make covers more explicitly generic, putting text over faces, more generic outfits etc.

2/9/2025, 2:37:37 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

damn, those are pretty mediocre grades - that's really nothing to brag of, that would be lower-mid tier when I was at school a few years later!

2/9/2025, 12:05:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

and there's also a LOT of mixed families, or ones that trying to pick English/Irish/Scottish/Welsh is basically vibes - if Wales are doing well in the rugy, well, take the English flag down and fly the dragon!

2/9/2025, 12:02:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

at the least, he seems to be going through something, which is causing issues with him being around for other things, so there's likely to be some vague justification for why he's not around and visible much

2/9/2025, 10:46:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

I do writing rather than pictures, but if someone commissions me and wants it not sold elsewhere, then yes I charge more, because that's a significant earnings drop for the same amount of work and effort.

2/9/2025, 5:10:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

why elves rarely have kids: because they're all anal sluts!

1/9/2025, 8:09:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

joking aside, was anyone watching to see if someone did wander by to pick it up?

1/9/2025, 7:34:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

I *think* it started off in various subgroups, but it was pre-Internet, so it was kinda bubbling around for quite a while before hitting national TV and becoming a whole-ass THING with actual legal/court things and so forth, beyond "weird fringe group has opinions"

1/9/2025, 7:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm too young for this, but am looking forward to seeing what you make!

1/9/2025, 6:57:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's generally mid-late 80's as a full-on "panic", with some cases straggling on into the early 90's?

1/9/2025, 6:57:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

new business - IaaS (insults as a service)

1/9/2025, 6:13:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

there's really no need to call me out like this!

1/9/2025, 5:53:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaelyrhn 3³ ✅ (@kaelyrhn.kayleighbourquin.com) reposted

Minerva Professional Chapstick ... @doubleca5t bdsm is just sex for autistic people. you have a detailed discussion in advance about exactly what you're going to do, you do it, and then afterwards your partner assures you that you did a good job. Ideal neurodivergent social interaction
1/9/2025, 2:01:31 PM | 3924 930 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

if you're going to put a nice, warm pad out, it's not the cat's fault if they lounge on it ^_^

1/9/2025, 5:10:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, the books felt more like "old and comfortable middle class" not "apparently multi-millionaires" - a place like that must be costing a fortune, month in, month out, and some of them seem likely to be living there for decades yet!

1/9/2025, 4:31:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

classic eunuch move!

1/9/2025, 4:04:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

look, those people from the next town over are just shifty buggers, can't trust 'em! Not like good, honest folk from here! (you *still* get this in the UK, with towns that have been one town for generations, with a rivalry with people from "over that side")

1/9/2025, 2:34:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Subseeker (@subseeker.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 9:00:29 AM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

"British-Indian food" has basically developed as an entire distinct branch of cuisine, derived from, but very different to, "Indian food" (which is itself quite a complicated subject with lots of different types!)

1/9/2025, 9:15:23 AM | 142 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not a mandated subject, it's entirely optional ( assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/5a7c66...) so most places won't even mention it, so not part of the national syllabus. "Indian" I don't think most would consider a "bad" word, just oddly old-fashioned, it seems an odd choice to use

1/9/2025, 8:57:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture deglazed.bsky.social (@deglazed.bsky.social) reposted

You wake up to find yourself whisked away to some strange facility, wrapped tightly in a latex restraining suit... (inspired by @shanher2003.bsky.social 's amazing works!)

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30/8/2025, 8:48:15 PM | 546 116 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

like I say, it's mostly from context. "I got an Indian dreamcatcher to hang up on my wall" would generally pass without comment and be understood as "Native American". It's never, AFAICT, been a part of the history syllabus, always optional - it's mostly British and European history covered there

1/9/2025, 7:23:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

in colloquial use, I think a lot of Brits would use "Indians" without really thinking, because it doesn't come up often and it's contextually obvious if it's "American Indians". It's not a required school subject though, and for a modern video, it's an odd choice to use it as a term

1/9/2025, 7:12:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

"the cloud is indignant and demands cuddles"

1/9/2025, 6:47:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

oh not! a pair of giant fuzzbabies block the route! you must pay them in cuddles before they allow you to pass!

1/9/2025, 4:59:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

300% babyman squashpillow!

31/8/2025, 6:20:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

This has been a big thing in the UK for a while - childcare costs so much that it's often cheaper for someone to quit their job and stay home (and there's some bumps and jumps for not being able to get free childcare if you're over a certain household income threshold)

31/8/2025, 6:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

and pretty much *every* beauty, jewellery, craft, sewing, art, etc. etc. needs imported stuff - having your baseline costs hike up suddenly is not good for any business, and is impossible to not notice when it's such an amount

31/8/2025, 5:58:50 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew L Reznicek (@drreznicek.bsky.social) reposted

Literally could not do my job without the amazing UMN libraries

31/8/2025, 1:26:49 PM | 60 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

"were times better, or were you just a kid and didn't have to care about stuff?" is always a major theme in this stuff

31/8/2025, 1:27:11 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

it does seem bizarre to write about, basically "someone else in my household keeps buying the bread I don't like" (or "I keep buying bread I don't like", which is even dumber!). Like, OK - how about just buying the type you like yourself, rather than whining about it online?

31/8/2025, 12:35:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

yup - no "oops, forgot my card/payment slip/whatever, guess I'll go hungry" or holding up the queue fiddling about, just "here you go, next".

31/8/2025, 8:59:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pixie in Jail 🔞 nsfw horrorporn (@pixeljail.com) reposted

they must have seen the massive backlash when full platforms get pressured now selectively going after the customers likely to create a culture of fear so that people stop buying porn even when it's officially approved keep calling keep emailing, the timing of this is so blatantly retaliatory

31/8/2025, 8:53:40 AM | 24 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

pages 81-84. The game is balanced around multiple (mostly combat-based) encounters per day, typically at least 3 (to allow short-rest classes to do stuff then short rest to regain resources, and long-rest classes to feel strain). 1-encounter days are wonky in a lot of ways, so best avoided

31/8/2025, 8:02:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

5e also has *so many* fights that even a small chance of death rapidly stacks up - when there's multiple notionally dangerous fights every literal day, they kinda need to be biased towards the PCs unless you want lots of dead PCs (which 5e, as a system, doesn't)

31/8/2025, 7:26:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Catherine Tobler (@ecatherine.com) reposted

I'm never reading her under any name again, so there's that.

30/8/2025, 6:58:04 PM | 27 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

that's a LOT more work and not instant though - it's harder to compel, and the replacement still needs to be ratified by both houses (and means there's no VP for tiebreak votes while this is happening!), which takes more time and effort and hassle

30/8/2025, 2:55:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

Can he change his VP? I think it requires the VPs removal by Congress - it's an elected position, not a position directly picked by the President that he can change at will. Even if they hate each other, the Pres can't dump the VP whenever they want

30/8/2025, 12:16:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect some is people not adjusting to modern prices - like going "oh, flatscreen TVs, what luxury!" when even a medium-size one costs maybe a few hundred, tops, and it's not that odd to get a hand-me-down cheap or free, so even dirt-poor people will have something that was a luxury 30+ years ago

30/8/2025, 12:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

amazing work on the transparent effect!

30/8/2025, 11:48:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

if it's not working, shove harder! Try scotch bonnets or ginger to put some zing into the subject!

30/8/2025, 11:35:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

the perfect solution to the Omelas problem - find someone that's such a toxic dick that it's morally acceptable to shove them in a hole to fuel everyone else's happiness!

30/8/2025, 11:26:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

could make it a ritual thing? Get elected and entombed to ensure the prosperity of the nation

30/8/2025, 8:10:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

heh, at my last job, I opened a ticket in my first month there. 6 years later, when I quit, I went through all my stuff, and... yup, ticket still open, not even looked at. And that was for something that was niche, but could blow everything up when encountered!

30/8/2025, 4:04:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

That's one for the "just in case I get warped back in time" stash!

29/8/2025, 8:11:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

a lot of engineers would rather be publicly flogged than write, edit, review and tidy a document any longer than an e-mail. Coding is sexy and fun and cool, but documentation? That's boring admin *blah* (I've even heard "my coding is my comments" before, which should earn someone a flogging!)

29/8/2025, 7:11:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

yup - there's budget to make stuff, and more or less to keep it kinda-sorta running, but actually *document* it? Properly maintain it? All the un-sexy, un-profitable admin? Yeah, no budget or time for that, and then someone leaves and suddenly critical functions are a big fat question-mark!

29/8/2025, 6:59:08 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

you get this even *within* a company, where simple things like "who actually looks after this?" or "where is this stored?" is on a list from multiple redundancies ago, that's never been updated, and the actual answers are (if you're lucky) in someone's head, or lost to the ages

29/8/2025, 5:53:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

you can have free/$0 tiers (I've got one) - you can make posts visible to everyone as well. Unless they've removed that, which would be a bit strange, as it's pretty common to have a free preview tier, and then paid ones

29/8/2025, 5:23:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

on 4) pretty much every historical RPG I've seen has had "uh, yeah, history was often shit, especially for certain groups, so feel free to ignore those bits". Which is nice, but means you're instantly in AU territory, which sort of defeats some of the point of being "historical"!

29/8/2025, 2:23:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

Musk appears to be getting pretty deep into his AI-bot, so, yeah - weirdo billionaires getting too deep into their own tech seems to be a thing!

29/8/2025, 6:55:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, unfortunate timing for that! might still work out cheaper than e-baying it, but it's pretty crappy all round

28/8/2025, 7:13:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have a multi-region DVD player, you can get it from the UK, £90 for all of it: www.alltheanime.com/collections/...

28/8/2025, 6:13:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

"for the ones I love, there is nothing I will not destroy!"

28/8/2025, 5:58:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew they were up to something!

28/8/2025, 11:24:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

not seen it, no - sounds a bit strange though, as a lot of people are going to be broadly "European" in messy ways, with ancestors from proto-France/Germany/Italy/Spain/etc. in some mixture (or brits will be English/Scottish/Welsh in some combination)

28/8/2025, 9:45:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

also how they're so creepily ignorant of normal people - in book 1, sure, whimsical kid's stuff, haha, whacky. After that, then they're kinda, uh, creepy racial supremacists with a casual attitude towards mental and physical domination of others, because it's convenient and they can!

28/8/2025, 9:31:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

sounds like somewhere to keep the nice biscuits! shorties aren't allowed the good biccies, I don't make the rules

28/8/2025, 9:29:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

do NOT dip the ears in salsa, that's just rude!

28/8/2025, 9:21:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

it also gets worse the more she expands it - like the entire world only has a handful of wizarding schools, and how wizards have creepy AF attitudes towards other people. Going from "whimsical kid's book" to "trying to be serious and realistic" didn't do it any favors!

28/8/2025, 9:18:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

it just seems a little pointless - like, even for a fan, it's going to be "hey, the movies were neat, now I can watch the first movie stretched into 8 hours" or something, and there's just not that much content to make it really worthwhile, really

27/8/2025, 7:36:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

yup, the worldbuilding gets *weird* and falls apart under any scrutiny, the bloat is obvious (as is happening with her detective series!) and a lot of the other bits have flopped to various degrees (Fantastic Beasts just kinda withered, for example).

27/8/2025, 3:49:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

plus a setting that's really easy to insert yourself into, the cast growing up with readers, coming out often enough to get momentum etc. it doesn't seem as super-popular with younger readers who can shotgun it down at once

27/8/2025, 3:43:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiny Latex Love (@shinylatexlove.bsky.social) reposted

Yes Sir, I have that report right here.

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27/8/2025, 2:00:44 PM | 101 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

Bubblegum Crisis did that with (IIRC) the list of fallen ADP officers, where they were all famous actors - Tom Cruise, Chow Yun Fat etc.

27/8/2025, 2:54:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

yup - "what is the point of this?" is a entirely valid question, it's not as though there's vast reams of side-content to explore or core plotlines that were skipped, it's literally "hey, that story you've seen and read? want it again, but spread out more? here you go!"

27/8/2025, 2:52:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

Final Fantasy has a LOT of random stuff cribbed from other mythologies that have been there for long enough to have their own legacy of "how things are", with limited reference to the original!

27/8/2025, 2:49:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

with the Hugos, it could be anything between "malefic actors cackling in backrooms at their nefarious plans" to "shit, only one person has the password and they're sick/out of contact, when are they back?" or "work's been shit, not had time, I'll do it, uh... soon, honest"!

27/8/2025, 2:46:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

yup - it's gonna be a LOT of footage. And take years to film, so expect some of the cast to literally die of old age, or the awkwardness of puberty for the young ones. Stranger Things has taken 9 years for 4 seasons, if this is similar, we're gonna have 30-year-olds playing teens!

27/8/2025, 2:44:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

also, about 4 times as long! The first movie was about 2 hours - season 1 is probably going to be 8 hours at least. So expect a LOT of padding, as there's not actually that much going on

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Profile picture Issac (@issacramsey1987.bsky.social) reposted

And once these two make it to Paris, what is it that they do? Well, they begin training as proper French Maids! Art by picarto.tv/eudetenis

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

what does the drone get to see / hear during this?

27/8/2025, 9:05:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Gray (@scott1gray.bsky.social) reposted

A little reminder for everyone, particularly our friends in the Labour government:

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26/8/2025, 5:46:21 PM | 292 161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

you can only have it between two people at once, so if you want to swap it, you need to kill one of the people involved and raise them, which might deter some people!

26/8/2025, 9:42:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

the C-suite tend to have a fairly extensive head-canon of what their workers do, which is often VERY different from what their workers actually do, resulting in a lot of friction when they're sold a tool they think will help the company, that actively hinders work being done!

26/8/2025, 2:14:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

"imagine a boot stamping on humanity's face forever. Except it's a shiny golden boot, so that's cool, right?"

26/8/2025, 10:24:27 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

the loop of travel rolls and checks is kinda fun to get into as well, and it's fun to let the players make a map, get a little lost and turned around, and then try to figure out how to un-fuck the map to make it match the actual geography, after they "lost the coast"

26/8/2025, 9:11:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bertoni (@thebertoni.bsky.social) reposted

Sketches variados de personagens morenas feito com marcador preto e retoques digitais. A primeira tem um corte de cabelo curto e assimétrico com as laterais cortadas mais baixas, ela usa batom escuro, piercings no nariz e labio inferior e um harness de couro sobre uma blusa preta. A segunda personagem esta de costas, amarrada em estilo shibari e usa uma lingerie/corset preto. A terceira é um retrato de rosto simples e a quarta uma pose da atriz Julie Adams no filme O Monstro da Lagoa Negra e mostra a personagem usando um maiô branco, numa pose em q ela se apoia no chão com as mão e olha para o lado com certa apreensão.
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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

there's typically various starter sets and boxes that have a complete deck or more at (comparative) discount - still pricey, but in the range where it can be saved up for or a gift (or older sets going at discount)

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

Magic seems pretty deep into that - I know the core gameplay from years ago, but there's been, like... 4(?) sets this year, with all sorts of extra widgets and mechanics added, so just following what's mechanically happening gets increasingly hard!

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

yup - there's some value to them, with better auto-complete, improved typing etc., but there's are marginal increases, not a multi-multi-billion dollar service, bigger than smartphones! Especially as they need super-expensive upgrades to improve, rather than being one-and-done software

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Profile picture Pinkieneko (@pinkieneko.bsky.social) reposted

🖤 Tifa 🖤

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

Harana, my rather sultry OC!

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

the improvements also seem to be *crazy* expensive - how much has been spent to get models to where they are now, where anything important made, you'll want an expert to check anyway, often for minimal or no time-savings? How long until it actually makes a profit?

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, genius! Maybe the machine is going to therapy and taking up arts and crafts, trying to get better?

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Profile picture Pinkieneko (@pinkieneko.bsky.social) reposted

Tifa was born to wear a bitchsuit 🖤❤️

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

is that before some aggressive biscuit-making when the big man tries to extort breakfast from you every morning? He is a big tough boy, isn't he!

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

and even then, it doesn't matter if that looks like ass, because someone with actual skill will do the proper drawing - like I've sent draft sketches to commissioners that are literal stick-figures done in Paint, because I have no drawing skills, but that's enough for them to get the idea

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

and throwing it together also starts to create familiarity with the material and spark more ideas - so when it's time to move from "concept" to the more polished version, there's already knowledge there and some ideas, not starting fresh with some unknown work

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

when the capital sends out orders and they get ignored is generally when stuff starts to get messy - if they can't be compelled or convinced to obey, at that point you de-facto have a split country, even if it's not legally stated or acknowledged at that point

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Profile picture Melissa DuVant (@melissaduvant.bsky.social) reply parent

you'll have to ask that any future photoshoots for magazines involve gratuitous Jojo-posing!

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