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if you send four cap’n crunch box tops to cap’n crunch headquarters as proof of purchase they will send you a new roof for your mouth
Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, voted for cuts to the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, but he’s also routed more than 800 of his constituents’ complaints to the agency — the most of any current lawmaker from either party, ProPublica found.
Give people money.
Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted
SO excited!!
It’s not enough that he knew we all thought he was dead. I want him to know how happy it made us
You know what word I like? Inauspicious
Literally indistinguishable from the manifesto of neo-fascist group Patriot Front
America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive
one of the great conservative moves over the past decade has been to make themselves so unpleasant that their own family members are forced to cut them off, and then use that fact to argue that *liberals* are too uncivil
I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as “American Actor Who Portrayed White Characters”
you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later
Seems Trump might be trying an end-run in which Texas mobilizes its National Guard. That would be Texas invading Illinois, which as you can imagine is unconstitutional. One wonders about potential remedies, such as IL seizing assets of TX corporations like X, xAI, and SpaceX. Just a thought. 🤔
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Oof. The Dems need to stop pretending, based on some imaginary focus group, that there’s some common ground with Trump. The key is to fight everywhere. You should go study Neville Chamberlain’s attempt at “common ground.” It didn’t end well for his historical reputation. Or the world.
I maintain it’s harder to return to work from a staycation than a vacation. With a vacation, you’re away. You know this isn’t “real life.” But a staycation—that’s the life you could be living were it not for this pesky job. Anyway, I *really* don’t want to go back to work tomorrow
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Lolol entirely possible!!
Pretty much exactly my mom’s thought.
Debate in my family about the casting of Ron! I thought Pierce Brosnan was perfect, my mom disagrees.
Just an astonishing, powerful op-ed that drives home what we are losing and what's already been lost. We are so incredibly fortunate to live with the advances modern medicine and health science. Destroying and stymieing it is just unforgivable. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
Someone was giving an AI presentation at my husband’s job and said how AI would take over all the junior programmer roles. My husband asked “Then where will senior programmers come from?” and the presenter had no answer. Keep calling this out
A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment. Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
The DeSantis regime will do more to protect sidewalks from chalk than children from bullets.
And, of course, it’s the 28th anniversary of the greatest of all newspaper corrections (with apologies to @seamas.bsky.social who traditionally posts this, but it’s 10.39, and I can only wait so long)
Orange is an underrated color
Michael Jay, have you tried the Regime des Fleurs discovery set because it is amazing and I think you would love it
She moved to Florida and registered as a Republican in the year of our lord 2024. This is who she is
Summer is the worst fashion season it can’t end soon enough
News from the local coffee shop: Saw the young woman who works at the pet supply shop wearing a tank top with “I have rabies” printed on it, and I got a pretzel bagel that I toasted and absolutely slathered in butter. 10/10 for both.
Was literally just wondering if they still made Hydrox!
That feeling when you suspect someone is dead but don't have any evidence yet
I have been laughing at this joke all day. 🦉
That’s right!
ty!!
Shout out to Tip Top Cocktails whiskey sour. That’s a nice little cocktail right there
My actual birthday was Wednesday and I’m celebrating all weekend and the universe already gifted me lovely weather BUT
Jesus Christ
Niche post/perfume: So I got the Regime des Fleurs discovery set for my birthday (highly recommended) and holy shit am I in love with Fleur Eclair. This is not a cupcake-y gourmand but very luscious regimedesfleurs.com/products/fle...
Doll’s Head Trail, Atlanta
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
I love to email communications professionals at the current version of the U.S. government
Vance has taken eight vacations during those 200 days
Hasn’t grown up yet lol
I was so anxious!!! “Will she like me?” (Her foster mom was playing with her on one screen while the shelter director interviewed me and had me give a home tour on the other.)
70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
I had to have a Zoom interview with my kitten 😭
This is the only messaging we need to counter the dipshit faux-outrage bullshit machine
Sorry to be all Tony Soprano up in here but gentlemen if you are dining in any restaurant above fast food/pub level, take your goddamned ball cap off
Just realize auto corrected rocky mountain in the alt text to cap it. This is not in the Rocky Mountains lol it’s just a rocky mountain
I actually *prefer* that it was a drunk white guy in a pink golf shirt.
Greetings from the base and the top of Amicalola Falls
Breaking: According to Minneapolis police, two children — ages 8 and 10 — have been killed in the church shooting. 14 children and three adults injured. Minneapolis mayor Frey: "Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying."
Anthropic says a hacker used its Claude chatbot "to an unprecedented degree": Claude identified vulnerable companies, wrote infostealer malware, analyzed stolen files for extortion purposes, calculated extortion amounts, and wrote extortion messages. www.nbcnews.com/tech/securit...
Thank you!!
Happy birthday to me
well well well www.the-downballot.com/p/iowa-democ...
We’re watching Old School and 1. Still funny 2. *Extremely* 2003
🙂
Me in a fight with a VP at work
I hope he’s okay
Ditto writers. I lead a team of copywriters at a tech company and literally every one of us is neurodivergent. Autism, ADHD, anxiety, bipolar, depression—you name it, we’ve got it.
Please tell Maude I love her
I don't want to repost the awful stuff in that Chat GPT suicide case. But I will say that Chat GPT should be destroyed, financially and legally. The data centers should be disassembled and recycled. Sam Altman should go to prison.
This is what happens when you order delivery in DC right now.
It’s possible to care about more than one thing at a time. Hope this helps ❤️
Retailers warned that raising wages would "force" them to raise prices and to use automated checkout. Fed min wage remained flat, but they raised prices & used automated checkout anyway. Result: Workers got even poorer as customer service plummeted while prices & profits soared.
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
This dude was indicted for dozens of felonies in multiple jurisdictions and never once had to post bail
So, like, even if there hadn't been two Supreme Court decisons in living memory directly holding that flag burning is protected under the First Amendment, *new criminal laws cannot be created by executive order.*
I actually got it slightly wrong and the correct is even better (posher): Sir Waddles Von Wigglebottom
Haha sure thing
*its
I’m sure he’d have no problem explaining this to his grandson ….
On a personal level, I've already made this transition. When I look for leadership, I immediately look to see what Pritzker, Walz, Beshear, Wu, Mamdani, etc., are saying before anyone in Congress. More Democrats should do the same until Schumer and Jeffries are gone.
You are at your grandmas house. She is making you wash your hands before dinner. She made a jello salad for dessert. Your hands smell like Jergens cherry blossom hand soap. There is a dust covered crystal seashell shaped dish of bath oil beads on the counter. You are at peace.
The median voter isn't a pureed balance of elite centrist takes, they're somebody who has a passionate opinion about vehicle registration fees but couldn't name the current vice president.
If you took 99 percent of Cuban’s 6 billion dollars, he’d have 60 million dollars left. If you look 99.9% of his money, he’d still have 6 million, almost three times as much as the average American makes in a lifetime.
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)
Met a corgi today named Sir Waddles Von Wigglebutt so I got that going for me
Hell yeah, motherfuckers
To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂
Oooo is it good?
There are still good, kind, decent people in the world You just need to know where to look www.newsweek.com/florida-loca...
Or middle of the ocean tbh
Nothing more terrifying than a space movie where someone goes out in space and gets stuck there.
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
We truly need to go back to calling them weird. They’re weird!!!
the state governments of Indiana and Tennessee rejected free federal money to literally feed poor children prospect.org/health/2025-...
a memo from a dumbass centrist group does not a scoop make
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Anecdotal: my mom lives in a retirement community. The residents had a baby shower for a staff member. She couldn’t read the cards because they were in cursive
Rebo is back? 
