Jesus, how did candy bars get in there?
Jesus, how did candy bars get in there?
Are you sure “accused” is the right word if the guy is dead? It sort of implies he gets to have his side heard.
Dude had some Wing Stop
Fine, extrajudicial accountability it is, then. No way these cowards get away with it.
I would like to benefit from lowered standards but not in this way
I have hope and energy today, therefore I did not participate in Connections
Remember, not all dictators are necessarily good at it
Is she not a cruel, incompetent piece of shit who is way out of her depth in her job when edited just the right way or something?
Luis Suarez has a history of biting opponents and racism that would have been apt to mention in this story if the writer were more versed in things that have happened in football. Nice try, though.
Do we have corroboration from some source besides the questionable reality of “a spokesperson for Rudy Giuliani”?
No, what’s going to happen is you’re going to get my words exactly wrong.
Devo would have exactly fuck-all to do with your utter nonsense
The Republican Party: The party of outing our spies
Netanyahu needs a cruise missile up his asshole
Such a singular fuckwit, this one.
The one with the “headlines”. I am communicating with the publisher, as one does on these comments pages. You good now?
You’ve been trying to kill off this miserable dumb bastard for 10 years now. He’ll go when he goes and your click-bait headlines are not going to speed up jack shit.
Fact check: No, a ‘screwworm’ is not a term for Donald Trump’s penis
I expect all the sane countries to boycott. Let the US, Israel, Russia, China, North Korea, El Salvador, and Belarus have a lovely assembly
It was the anti-slavery party, then it was a sensible conservative party, now it’s a shameless, lawless, anti-American death cult in fealty to a rambling orange idiot. Well done, Republican Party. Fucking hell.
Looking forward to voting these fucking pigs out of the US government over the coming elections
A phrase which could also be applied to everyone who either nominated or voted to confirm the fuckwit
Sorry, is this normal, science-based National Hurricane Center or bat shit Maga National Hurricane Center?
My forces are mustard and ready
Assault with a lightly-toasted object
As an American, I also feel like these mountains nowhere near the US are mine
I bet real bumblebees are shitting themselves
I wonder how the Democrats will do against the party of child drownings in the upcoming elections
The four presidents on Mt Rushmore are dead. I would support that sort of a deal to get Trump up there
Didn’t play— meds still working
End the Israeli military
Watch, do your business, get out. How are people watching more than 15 seconds per day of porn?
Fucking plonker
May the oil-rich country with the highest secret payments to Fifa execs be awarded rights to host the tournament at the worst possible time of year for unbearable weather and disruption of the larger football calendar. We can do this!
When I lower a basket to a hostage, it’s got to contain the best skin lotion. Whadya got for us, Guardi?
Secret Democrat Trump seeks to raise profiles of more Democrats in the buildup to 2028
I think the term “distraction” has itself become some sort of thing that takes our attention from what it’s focused on and puts it somewhere else. A “diversion” possibly, can’t find the exact word.
The Republican Party: The party of slumping sales
Not necessarily scanning every item
Time for some seriously curtailment of what the president is allowed to do- tariffs, renovations, etc
We didn’t need a glowing AI review for marketing purposes, but thank you
Really? Why am I still trying to put George W Bush in prison?
No one is above the law, as his boss’s dozens of felony convictions will show
I say make the map a sphere
“will appear” and “won’t see it” aren’t just in total disagreement, you ignore earthshine. At no point in a clear sky with the moon up will the moon be invisible. Reflected light from Earth always makes the moon visible. Perhaps someone who has been outside at night could write about these things
I see how there’s no choice but to show a picture of the moon in the exact opposite phase from the one that’s the subject of the story, so it’s OK if the photo has basically fuck-all to do with what you’re talking about. Carry on.
What does it take for NPR to call it a holocaust? “Famine”, my ass.
Did we enjoy holes growing up? I’m Irish and you had better explain what you mean by that
Sorry, why is it “shocking” Americans are standing up to fascism?
If there’s someone as good or better at talking for weeks about how shit a bill is, before ultimately voting in favor of it, I’d like to see them
Will you just let these 4 lads rest in peace?
Able to reach deep into what? Jesus, Guardian, grow up.
Republicans: The party of less food available for people to eat
Some passenger didn’t pay the flap fee. These airlines aren’t fucking around anymore.
The same juvenile shit as the Telegraph. Just nodding along, aren’t we, John?
Oh, it is so mind-boggling for you, isn’t it, Telegraph? As difficult it is for you to comprehend since the accident, many people with a fuck-load of money are on the political left. Oh my god, the irony is doing the Telegraph’s fuckin ‘ed in
Where did you get the “hates billionaires” bit? I think he hates the inequality between the wealthy and poor. Assigning him hatred toward people with money is a fucking load of rubbish, Telegraph.
Pregnant “women”, did you say? That’s a very bold, confident statement there. Just throwing caution to the wind, aren’t we, NBC Select? How many drinks have you had this morning?
Do those football fields include the end zones? I hate to ask you to dumb it down for me and express it in meters, what with me not being an astronomer and all.
That’s a violation of my medical privacy, AP. You will be hearing from my attorney.
That’s good, it’s very awkward when some of these religious conservative countries send men to compete at Miss Universe
Trump wants to go there to persuade them to put a Panda Express in the White House- what’s this guy doing?
My takeaway from this is that boat motors are generally shit. Can we get some decent boat motors around here, please?
I support farmers
It’s like wondering if I can trust my dog to solve today’s WORDLE. It looked like you used the words “trust” and “Trump” in the same sentence. That’s fucking weird, NYT
Where is Burn in all this?
No, it’s “estoy” moratorium- get your Spanish grammar together, Reuters
Donald must have a financial interest here
Model Why? ‘Ell.
Breaking news is when there’s a plane crash or someone is shooting. I don’t believe this is making our dicks anywhere near as hard as it is yours, New York Times.
Narrowly defeating Milk Shoe Nose Otter Wet
Lately it’s gone from Xanax Klatch to Airplane Glue Klatch.
Yes, Russia, Russia, Russia, actually
In other words, from Barbara and not the 41st president
You seem to be just as full of crap as earlier today. Not engaging in rubbish, thank you
Completely misunderstand the very basics much? I’ve read your page and the answer is a resounding yes. Do gfy
It’s when the temperature drops overnight and the moisture condenses out of the air and forms tiny droplets that collect on leaves. We are talking about dew process here, right?
Sorry, which “foes”, people sleeping in tents? We used to fight Hitler.
You in the corporate Western Earth media can label Zod as an extremist if you want, not knowing the full story, but do you listen to George Galloway? Obviously not.
Did anyone see what Israel was doing at the time?
The tie of someone who is shit at tying a tie
He’s hilariously portrayed the president of his country on TV and will soon be meeting the president of Ukraine and other European leaders.
I hate Manchester United, but I want them to not be shite so it’s a competitive hatred.
Says man who, if a senator, would have voted to confirm fuck-wit Secretary of State, with 100% certainty
Alex Ferguson is rolling in his grave. Oh, you can’t wait to correct me that he’s still alive. Typical MUFC fan
Is that a quote from Donald Trump?
The table does not lie. Sunderland are going to win the league.
Support from LFC fan here- YNWA.
Why have the Bidens left these sensitive papers behind like this? Pelosi has some explaining to do about this Soros-funded scandal Barack Hussein! Obama has perpetrated on America. Diversity, equality, inclusion, truth, empathy, and human decency will stop at nothing to undermine national security
I’m waiting for my library books to be late enough that they’ll make the news
What do these screwworms do to the ranchers when they infect them?
There’s nothing fragile in a buffalo supermarket
Best case scenario, both are eaten by bears
Hey, I’ve checked, and it’s actually not a slow news day. What tf is this crap?
Was the hospital treatment able to fix stupid?
Oh, a fire. I thought it was concern for the environment for a second. What a plonker I am
If I directed my wife to do something, she would direct me to fuck off