WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Notice how he says "if we WANT to fight a war" not "if we NEED to start a war"
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Notice how he says "if we WANT to fight a war" not "if we NEED to start a war"
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I was literally about to use the exact same example. The posters in that game were just funny as hell; I'm still waiting for "EXTREME HOOP AND STICK 3" to be released.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Tech bros don’t want to save the world. They want to own it, brand it, license it, and charge you a monthly fee to visit.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
"CyberHitler" would have been more accurate. Leave it to AI to fuck up at every conceivable scale.
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Big Reddit mod energy
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Tay walked so that Grok could goosestep
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Please cover your couch.
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Par is 3, and we are out of those tiny pencils.
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
I'm proud to report we've made the job of police officers 100% safe by telling them to avoid crimes and arrest innocent people instead
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
"God spared your life in Butler, PA" He brings up a good point: why the hell did you do that?
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
"So I guess you hate free speech 🤔😂🤣🤣😅🤡" - Common mantra from the people wandering in here from Xitter, which is a website that throttles/deletes posts and bans users for wrongthink
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You're missing the point; read between the lines.
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I still live within the jurisdiction of the BPD, and this is a public platform. So I'm not going to correct or make any allegations based on well-known open secrets.
well known degenerate (@dykeviolence.bsky.social) reposted
The trades are awesome because you just have to work hard and it impresses the drunkest most divorced dudes on the planet
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
When Boston tried to lower their pay, they started the biggest arson spree in US history.
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Alberta Al, who lives under a biomed lab in Alberta and eats over 100 petri dishes full of measles a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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Survivor Type is legitimately one of my favorite King stories and I feel like basically no one's ever heard of it.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Be that as it may, this administration has shown time and time again that our laws do not apply to them.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
I was just gonna ask if anyone wants to take bets on how long it will take for him to get a pardon.
Kayin (@kayin.moe) reposted
If you ever feel tempted to post something like "Is [X] the first game to do [Y]" and the game came out after like 2005 just stop
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
This vise, believe it or not — and I would never lie to you — this vise is older than Mr. Schreiber. This vise has more experience than Mr. Schreiber.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Pennywise was at least funny. Beep beep.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
They would be the worst neighbor. "Jeeze, you're still mad that I killed your dog? That was like three days ago. I've moved on and you're just being petty now. I think we can agree that both sides are at fault here."
Sascha // STALKER Maid VTuber ☢️ 🎀 (@toomuchsascha.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
For AI defenders, AI exists in a superposition where it is both not actually supposed to be that useful, and extraordinarily useful for everything except a task in which it is shown to fail - whichever is best invoked to dodge criticism towards it.
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LMFAO
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Yeah. It's just a shame the host of that podcast has to stop spreading the truth about the island where the wealthy hunt children for sport. :/
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Oh shit you are literally only 3 days older than me.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Reading through that comment section confirmed what I had suspected: Yarvin's super-fans are -also- obnoxious little pseudo-intellectuals who write like failed 19th century poets.
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"They made the right choice picking me to dig the graves; I am the most qualified and smart person here! When I get home I'm going to write about how good I am at driving a backhoe. Then they will make me a duke and give me a plot of land!" -Yarvin, moments before his execution by the state
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Yarvin is a monarchist pickme who is mentally still an admin on an IRC channel in the early 2000s. He cannot conceive of a reality where the leopards will eat -his- face, despite the fact that he has literally gone on record saying that the Soviet political culture of backstabbing was good actually.
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Lmfao who is this even for????
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Meanwhile these weenies habitually clutch at pearls and cry crocodile tears over the "violent left" every chance they get.
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It gets so much worse when you read the thread and see how many people are fucking DEFENDING him over this.
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Oh man. If you look at the thread he is literally trying to "um akshully" the dictionary definition.
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"Fool me once..."
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They believe in individualization of responsibility. Instead of holding powerful people accountable, they want to wag their finger at the 99%. This is the kind of person who blamed everyone except the banks for the crash in 2008. Block and ignore them.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Many of the people who went on to become Nazis also fought in one of the most brutal conflicts in history prior to taking power. Our modern Nazis have lived very comfortably in comparison, and their leaders have failed upwards their entire lives. There are conclusions you can draw from that.
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bsky.app/profile/samu...
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Especially because he made the mistake of sitting on the cum stain Vance left on that couch; that stuff is like an industrial glue.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
I really need to stop leaving that unlocked
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Damnit, someone beat me to it.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
I'm also being somewhat sarcastic here; obviously it wasn't cool but this is what the "cool kids" at the top of the pecking order did. It sucked, and you still see echoes of it to this day.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
I thought it was implied, but yes. This is specifically about the culture of the early internet, on the early internet.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Did you make a typo? They will write a 500 word diatribe about how dumb you are, and then never shut the fuck up about it. They have a bottomless well of energy when it comes to being a petty little bitch. And the best part, is that this guy is always dumb as a bag of fucking hammers.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
They are right about everything, and everyone else are subhuman dullards who dont deserve to access the internet; the fact they have to share the internet with The Other eats away at them on a primal level, and they will make you aware of their naked contempt for you at every possible opportunity.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
He comes from the era of the internet where being a sneering intellectual was the coolest possible thing you could do. If you were on *any* forum/BBS/IRC room back then, you would eventually run into this kind of guy.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Wait, didn't Dubya also say something to this effect like 20 years ago?... (The whole "Well you should live off less" thing, framed as an austere rugged individualist praxis--all while his buddies made more money than any person could fathom.) I can't find the quote so maybe I'm remembering wrong.
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"ban assault weapons" "guns mean small dick" and a bunch of similar shibboleths don't change the fundamental reality that if armed people want you dead and you don't have some way of opposing them you fucking die
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youtu.be/FxxhAS16vB0
Paul Amirault (@paulamirault.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I'm pretty sure it's this creature.... bsky.app/profile/gary...
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Back from the ashes?... There's a giant celebration for it every single goddamn year in the Italian sections of most towns even in Liberal Massachusetts.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
You love to see it.
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted
attorneys with one of the state's largest public defense law firms are based as hell it turns out only an idiot would consider it a scandal for public defenders to say "fuck the police"
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
I strongly suggest people download this to their hard drive or phone--and when I say "download" I mean DOWNLOAD. Don't just make a copy of it on your Google account. Something tells me it's going to get scrubbed by Google after some mild pressure.
wint (@dril.bsky.social) reposted
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Careful, the AI apologists on this platform may hear you and start sharing their factually incorrect dogshit opinions.
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"Famous children's author funds pogrom." Sounds like such an Onion headline.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Clearly it's not mercury, because they fired all the people who keep that out of the water
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ZenithVal (@zenithval.com) reposted
Bad AAPL
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Like the Adeptus Mechanicus but nowhere near as cool.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Meanwhile, in the Whitehouse, the Trump boys have taped a world map poster in one of the hallways. Members of staff will throw darts at it as they walk past. Elon somehow managed to get a dart stuck in his foot.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
You can say fuck on this website. Also, here are some commas for that word salad of yours: ,,,,,,,,,,,
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He's trying to make fetch a thing.
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Beat me to it
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
If you're trying to forecast anything about this administration there has been only one reliable principle since the beginning and that's "It will be worse than you think"
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
They are also the "party for small government" funnily enough.
🔪FeeLightning💅 (@feelightning.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I haven't seen this much emotional caps lock mad at one guy since I was on the Neopets General Discussion message board after 9/11.
Lvl20FullCaster (@opportunemarmoset.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Turns out they were load bearing pronouns
Secretary of Defense Rock (@sodrock.bsky.social) reposted
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
NO WAI
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Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Hey, anyone else remember those self-described "free speech advocates" who "don't agree with what you say, but will fight for your right to say it."? Man, they sure have been quiet lately.
Rob DenBleyker (@robdenbleyker.com) reposted
I'm actually good at comprehending manmade horrors
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
This sounds like the beginning of a horror story where no matter how many times you throw them out or destroy them, they somehow keep reappearing in your underwear drawer.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
We need to convince them that smoking cigarettes with asbestos filters will protect them from the woke mind virus.
froggher (@froggher.bsky.social) reposted
if you think i’m stupid now you should see me when i’m high
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How could Obama do this??? /s
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
I used to actively post there with a large following. They were laying the groundwork for this for at least a year; I watched it slowly happen both in my comment section and in what content I was suddenly not allowed to post. They didn't just flip a light switch--they absolutely planned this.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
For a group of supposed super-hackers, they sure do default to these kind of time-consuming analog solutions a lot. Calling each individual person is something I would expect to read about happening in the 80s.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Remember: the right loves to tell you that they are oppressed by the media, and that we need state-run media so "conservative voices can finally be heard!" They love to put on this tough-guy alpha persona, all while being wailing crybabies and Oppression Olympics gold medalists.
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It changed WAY before that.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
*they. I accidentally a word.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
I like to tell them they just have TDS. I hope get everything they voted for.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
This goes for Discord too; wumpus will roll over like a good boy when corpos or the government ask it to. Don't say *anything* you don't want submitted as evidence against you.
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It's bullshit that Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus are planets. They are just gas. Smh.
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Man who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces party shocked as his wife's face gets eaten by leopards.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
Musk apologists will often use the argument: "he has billions of dollars, he wouldn't want your money!" I get annoyed, because yes of course he fucking would. He would stab a man in the street for a $10 bill if he knew he could get away with it.
WMV (@metalsmithing.art) reply parent
When I was 7 I remember we got a bunch of loose discs that a store was getting rid of by the bundle. This one was among the ones we got, and the intro cinematic blew my mind. (The game was OK too.)