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The fourth quarter of their first modern SB was carpeted with enough yellow laundry that if penalty flags were red, the field would have looked like a Christmas tree. And that was before Tay Tay ran into what's-his-face.

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There has long been talk of some (or all 🙂) cats possibly being Autistic, perhaps because so many of us who are love them so much, but dogs? I have never heard of such a thing, and I used to work in autism research.

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Where was she going to go? Gilead Beach?

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It was 100, or close to it, until Virginia took its portion back in the runup to the Civil War. We now know those 32 square miles as Arlington.

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They may have helped create them, as they did in Uganda.

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None of those three conditions apply, of course, but when has that ever stopped him?

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Wait a minute. So he's not allowed to invade Illinois but Tex-ass is?!

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social) reply parent

This could get interesting, given Baltimore's proximity to DC. If the forces currently occupying DC head north on 295, will Gov. Moore have Md. NG troops waiting for them at the state line?

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Peter Thiel lecturing on the Antichrist. Will he be reading from his autobiography? www.msn.com/en-us/techno...

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What's next? A portrait of Obama's tan suit and mustard jar? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

Since CBS is sucking up to His Heinie, maybe they could start CSI: Beverly Hills. www.msn.com/en-us/crime/...

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Maui. I know people there.

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Alas, his sister Justine is one of them. 🙁

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Life of Gary.

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I thought it was heroin.

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the WWE lady was right when she called it A1.

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Party like it's 1899! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

Well, this is rich. The Grifter-in-Chief is being shaken down by a tiny African country no one's ever heard of! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Put a few dots in the right places and it's a Klan rally.

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And then there's her upbringing in a viciously homophobic cult. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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Good. Who needs Bigot Bird anyway?

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Also, a flock of chickens gets a big order from Popeye's. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Or polonium, which takes longer.

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That makes two of them.

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Great idea! I'll bet Ghislaine has one handy. 🙂

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That might explain the film series.

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Cannot be unseen!

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I'm melting! I'm melting!

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No, it's to distract us from the Epstein files.

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

Yesterday went by so fast I forgot about Caturday. Here's your weekly Pumpkin fix.

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

The weird thing is, Home Depot's color has been orange all along. But you know they would have changed it to orange if they had had to. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Well, so is Ivana.

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

"In a video posted on Friday, (the talk show host) called Kennedy a “kook” and a “conspiracy theorist who is destroying our public health service in America.”" Which talk show host? Would you believe Erick Erickson? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Great. Now Tulski is doxxing her own undercover officers. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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There must be kryptonite around somewhere.

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That would make him a person with a disability. He thinks people with disabilities should die.

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I imagine Melania would feel... liberated. Perhaps she already does,

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I'd like to request some Celine Dion, please. 🙂

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

Drew Magary wipes up the floor with the Cowpies. I had no idea he was in the NFC East. 🙂 www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

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Bye Felicia!

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

I know! Let's have another stupid parade, only at sea this time! Maybe it can take out another bridge! www.thedailybeast.com/us-navy-want...

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I've been wondering about this ever since he first opened his yap about it. Without birthright citizenship, how will any of us prove we're citizens? www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

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The senior senator from Louisiana does not have an office in New Orleans. It's in Metairie, which elected David DuKKKe to the legislature, although it has since become diverse enough that DuKKKe has decamped to nearby St. Tammany Parish (county).

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5,000% tariffs on Portugal in 3... 2... 1...

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The latest innovation from the party of small government: The small* government taking control of patents that come from university research. *small-minded, maybe www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

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RFKrackpot Jr. poses more of a danger to whales than windmills do, as does underwater noise from submarines, etc.

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Just when you thought you'd seen everything creepy a repuke could possibly do. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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With Tulski involved, that seems a near-certainty.

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As I recall, Lenin's plan was for the state to wither away once it was no longer needed because everyone's needs had been met.

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Something will have to be done with all these swasticars that nobody wants. I've said it before and I'll say it again: swasticar demolition derby. finance.yahoo.com/news/sales-n...

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The latest weapon in the War on Immigrants is... would you believe debt collectors? www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

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The mayor of Minneapolis said what so many of us have been thinking about the uselessness of "thoughts and prayers" after every school shooting. True to form, MAGAts are going ballistic, thinking he was insulting prayer. No, really. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social) reply parent

True to form, MAGAts are going ballistic, thinking he was insulting prayer. No, really. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Tastes like chicken.

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Maybe he wants to turn Greenland into Epstein Island North. www.cbc.ca/news/world/d...

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You'd think Warhol would have done to the Big Mac what he did to Campbell's soup.

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Take off, Pee-pee!

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

We love immigrants!* *-as long as they're high-income, of course www.newsweek.com/green-card-a...

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

I'd say it's a safe bet that Charlie Kirk won't be writing Tay Tay's vows. "Submit to her husband"? "Ton of children?" www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

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More like a deli weapon. 🙂

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Or orange.

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His lips will be moving.

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Mr. Bill? "O no! Not Sluggo's dog! He's going to be mean to me! O noooooooo!" (splat)

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Until I win the lottery, anyway. 🙂

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What did Paul do? 🙁

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I guess he couldn't bag one this year. What will Central Park do for fertilizer?

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Oh, and this is the height of hurricane season.

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Those darn leopards just keep eating repukes' faces. www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

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There is a brand of vodka served at at least one bar in Oakland called Fascist Tears.

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How loud would the screams from the right be if someone took a flamethrower to the Bible? Probably enough to shatter windows all the way out here in Oakland. www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

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DC's weekly CityPaper has a rundown on life under the Orange Occupation. washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7697...

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I guess he wasn't able to bag one this year. Now what will Central Park do for fertilizer?

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Those bruises and cankles say crypt, not crypto.

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Rats! That damn ham sandwich got off scot-free! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Extremist? Really? More like milquetoast, until recently.

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How do we know the worm didn't lay eggs that hatched in there?

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You will pry my umbrella out of my cold, dead hands! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Note that he's not threatening CBS, because they just got bought out by his buddy Larry Ellison's nepo baby son. www.yahoo.com/finance/news...

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social) reply parent

But not CBS, 'cause they just got bought out by his buddy Larry Ellison's nepo baby son.

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How, then, are we supposed to dispose of used and worn flags? Flag etiquette calls for them to be burned rather than thrown in the trash.

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The Guard just stopped belonging.

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ICE. Keeping 'Murka safe from violinists since 2025. www.fox13now.com/news/local-n...

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There must be a kryptonite mine in Georgia. 🙂 www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

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If the orange fungus attacks Mexico, they could respond by liberating this, just a few miles from the border.

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He has brainworms too? Are they spreading?!

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Jonathan Karl's hair looks absolutely terrible? Worse than a dead ferret?

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Um, Joe, he represents the area around Shreveport, across north La. from Monroe. It's almost as violent, though.

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as we're parceling out territory in backroom deals, why don't we set Königsberg aside as a home for the UN in the likely event that New York becomes unsuitable to host it? There's enough land outside the city to make a plausible city-state.

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One of the many charming features of Charm City's distinctive local dialect is the question "You rollin' or strollin', hon?"

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I have learned during this discussion that there are browsers that have VPNs built in. Perhaps you could partner with one.

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Has anyone ever seen this vice president and the elderly golfer in the same place at the same time?

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So many Texans worship Willie and still vote repuke. 🙁

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Let me guess. This meeting will take place at the top of the tallest skyscraper in Moscow, with the windows open?

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Park police?! I once had one of those glorified park rangers literally step over me on his way to harass the two women I was with.

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If Agent Orange attacks Mexico, they could retaliate by liberating it, just a few miles from the border.

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Heckuvajob, Orangie!

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Someone better show him the orange card. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Pumpkin is eager to get her Caturday started.

Mark Romoser (@mfromoser.bsky.social)

I just heard Brazilian music for the second time this week, right here in Oakland. Wednesday's concert at City Center featured Bocas do Rio, from that hotbed of Brazilian culture, Sacramento. 🙂Tonight at the Oakland Museum, it was SambaDá, from that other hotbed of Brazilian culture, Santa Cruz. 🙂

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Mr. Yuk!!