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Lets get a headset on Jordon and see if she can do any better
Jesus Christ
if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly
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senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
Respect. Hate the result, but that was a hell of a catch.
Primed for game time! Since we are playing Miami, I’ve spent the day renewing my hatred of Jimmy Johnson and Dennis Erickson, just for old times sake. Go Irish!! ☘️
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
If you smuggled a laser pointer into a congressional hearing, you could definitely get Buddy Carter to run into a wall chasing the magic red dot.
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
The extent to which ICE is ignoring all civil rights and due process is astounding — and indicative of a culture where they’ve been told they can do literally no wrong. Agency and admin leaders must face sanctions and legal consequences.
God, I missed college football. It feels weird rooting for Clemson, but fuck Brian Kelly.
Want
"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:
9am is admittedly a little early to contemplate how Ryan Day’s hair and beard color are so aggressively brown, so uniformly brown, that it fills me with worry
Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.
I’m sure these people are thrilled that they’ve been called away from their families and jobs to deal with DC’s crushingly important mulch emergency. So much government efficiency.
RFK jr is leaving little choice.
With no long weekend public events scheduled, it sure is a lucky break for Trump that presidential age and cognitive ability stopped being a (prospective) material issue for the national political press on July 21, 2024 www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/08/gran...
The world economy was crashing when Obama took office. He made the decision to focus on implementing TARP, passing a gigantic stimulus package, and saving the auto industry. Also, targeting Bush/Cheney would have been a 180 on what he campaigned on. There was no mandate for that.
Buckle up folks. The tariffs are coming
(takes huge bong rip) so i think i figured out how to solve the colorado river watershed tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/...
Obvious, but now backed by science.
BOOM. The federal appeals court rules Trump's tariffs illegal, because they are. There's no national emergency, and so the power to tariff a country rests with Congress. Trump admin has lost at every stage of the process, but stay tuned for the Supremes to chime in.
Incumbency is always a major advantage. Fundraising networks, previously built statewide field operations, early cash on hand and ability to define a race are all part of this. All of those advantages are gone. Increasingly looks like Ernst was in trouble because Iowa is souring on MAGA
Amen
US Attorney Franzia Redwine is not bringing her best
US Attorney Franzia Redwine is showing us all how it’s done.
Understood. I thought you might be suggesting that he primary Ossoff, which I think would be counter productive
Another critical step is for Chuck Schumer to get out of Graham Platner’s way in Maine
To the extent he is referred to with a military rank, he should be referred to as “Colonel” as he never served at a higher rank in service to this country. Any other military title comes as a result of the fact that he was a traitor to his country. This is not hard
There is a narrow path to taking the Senate in 2026, and this is a critical step in that direction.
Who exactly to you see Jeff Duncan running against? Ossoff has been solid
My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
It is far too early to have that many steps, sir. Go eat some nachos. You have to do penance.
My feeling is that, if they are operating out of Great Lakes Naval Center, a highly effective resistance would be everyone driving back and forth on the key transportation arteries at the legal speed limit. If they are coming to Chicago, they should at least enjoy the traffic.
A lot of MAGA folk are slowly learning the lesson that tariffs are a tax on goods sold in America, and huge tariffs make things a lot more expensive. Either that, or they are so incapable of admitting error that the refuse to believe the fact staring them in the face.
An insult to everyone who wore the uniform and didn’t participate in a violent coup attempt against their own nation and constitution.
August 1997 my brother and I saw a 26 year old woman open the BB King Blues Festival tour at The Fabulous Fox in St. Louis and blow the roof of the joint. And that’s how I became a super fan of Susan Tedeschi and later The Tedeschi Trucks Band.
Caterpillar warns 2025 tariff headwind will be larger than previously anticipated — $500-600MM, vs. prior guidance of $400-500MM). It now expects FY adjusted operating margin to be near bottom of the range. (h/t Vital Knowledge) $CAT d18rn0p25nwr6d.cloudfront.net/CIK-00000182...
hey hey rfk how many kids did you kill today
CDC employees are walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USANotRFK
It beggars belief that what was arguably Trump's greatest achievement in the first term -- Operation Warp Speed -- producing a COVID vaccine in record time; is now under attack by...Donald Trump. COVID is still out there. The vaccine has kept it at bay. Limiting access threatens a COVID resurgence
Trump and RFK Jr. hand picked Susan Monarez to lead the CDC. Now, they are trying to force her out for refusing to rubber stamp their anti-vaccine conspiracy theories. This administration is so hellbent on killing people that even their own nominees are saying no. It must end.
🎶I'm a fool to do your dirty work🎶
This is insanity. This is the sign of a government that has lost its mind.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
We could stop all this but Republican politicians and judges don’t want to
Fucking amazing self own
Beginning to get emails like this from small overseas businesses I've ordered products from in the past. I guess this is freedom.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Here's our investigation into Bill Clinton's ties to Ghislaine Maxwell - which extended years after the abuse allegations surfaced against Maxwell. youtu.be/N6QdOB8Kdfw
Among all the other things, "The President has screwed things up so badly that the world's other rich countries won't deliver mail to us anymore" really should end it immediately.
The prolonged public torturing of a single man because the state cannot admit to its errors is not something that occurs in a free country
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The corruption of the US Supreme Court has arguably been the most serious single contributor to the US's transformation into autocracy
Let’s not kid ourselves. The 2010 Tea Party movement was all about one thing. Having an African American President broke a lot of formerly conservative brains. They still haven’t recovered.
Let’s not kid ourselves. The 2010 Tea Party movement was all about one thing. Having an African American President broke a lot of formerly conservative brains. They still haven’t recovered.
There is an entire subReddit devoted to deciphering cursive for people who don’t know cursive [turns to dust, blows away]
Hakeem Jeffries is like if an ellipsis were a person. ...
One crucial front in the war against fascism will be the right to photograph police. The cops have always hated that right and they and their various lickspittles will push back at it at every turn.
On the one hand, it took 1,000 FBI agents to scrub the Epstein Files of references to Donald Trump. On the other hand, we have one of history's most notorious trafficker of underage girls telling us, "Donald Trump? Run along. Nothing to see here."
Huh…how about that. Pretty smart cookie that Kamala
#Trump4ADAY
My very good puppers, Seamus and Darby
It is always the people you least expect
Darby. Golden Par Excellence
I’m still in disbelief that so many MAGAs are scared of everything and everybody. It’s sad how Trump too a whole group of people and made them afraid, all while convincing them it was actually “alpha”
Textbook extortion
Cue The Chicago Bears QB Controversy ™️ in 3….2….
So say we all
DEFCON 1 impeachable offenses happening hourly now
RIP IKEA
Trump’s residence was searched after MONTHS of being treated with kid gloves during which he defiantly refused to return hundreds of pages worth of highly classified documents he was storing insecurely.
Seizing the means of production? Not socialism! Forgiving student loans so a new generation can enter the workforce without crippling debt? Socialism. Makes perfect sense 🙄
No one would be confused about what's happening if you saw it in another country. No one.
I'm withholding judgement until we at least see a warrant. A judge would need to sign off on warrant based on the reasonable exception that they would find evidence of a crime. If Bolton was holding classified documents in his home, that's serious, and he deserves the same scrutiny as Trump.
Thinking Cracker Barrel is woke is next level. Can’t even handle it. It’s like arguing John Deere is woke wait have they done that already
given the utter incompetence of kash patel i would not be surprised if they raided michael boltons house
Sensing a theme these last cupla weeks. Can’t put a finger on it. @barrons.com @npr.org @axios.com @politico.com
was he keeping them in the shitter?
If he actually has classified material in his house, it will be interesting to see if he gets similar treatment to the last guy caught with a shitload of highly classified material in his Florida membership only club.
If he actually has classified material in his house, it will be interesting to see if he gets similar treatment to the last guy caught with a shitload of highly classified material in his Florida membership only club.
Siri, show me the most ridiculous headline ever written Siri:
Talking to the hand because the face doesn’t understand. #goldenretrievers
In case you wondered whether today's NYT op-ed is by a conservative who thought everyone who needs benefits was a fraud until she needed them personally and now HOW DARE YOU TOUCH THEM, you're right. She said so in a piece last October calling Medicare a "curse" and lambasting enrollment growth!
These people are straight up ridiculous.
I mean if we’re doing reality programming, I want to watch him do a foot pursuit
The season is upon us
After ordering Momma’s Pancake Breakfast, he finally felt like he knew God.
I just finished Children of Time by Andrew Tchaikovsky. Amazing sci fi and world building. Highly recommended
It me
What a surprise, said no one. $WMT
More dictator shit