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Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR - I did Model UN, and went to DC for Spring Break. I'm that kind of nerd.
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Read them for absolute filth!
What state do you live in?
Y'all have fun. We've seen the writing on the wall for years, and tried to warn people, while they gerrymandered the shit out of our state, and closed early voting locations.
Like on TikTok with all those dipshit influencers smoked by propaganda with 2m followers - "I'm just just a girl🥺." Shut the fuck up. You're either an influencer, or you're not, but go buy my merch.
I said, "You did what??" Me, the hubs, and Neighbor Judy are on it. My mom did the same shit. I said, Nancy, you just had major surgery. Stop it, and just text me, dammit.
When they all clutched their pearls at her eyeliner is made of lies. Where was the fucking lie? My coworker thought he was being cute on FB after Roe was overturned - they'd shit when I commented to swing by my office and take a look at my uterus if you're that concerned.
Oh they're saying a word, but it's yelling at Dems that Schumer and Jeffries are the issue, and not them with their entire damn platforms.
"We didn't do this!" also, "You need our vote!" Fucking Schrodinger's voter. They're just all getting cussed out, because I'm done playing with their whiny asses.
She's okay. I just spent some time with her, and gave her big hugs and an icy face mask. She's like our 2nd mom, and over did it taking out the damn trash. I'm going over tomorrow and cleaning her house. Hubs threw on his jeans ready to go to the hospital. We so adore this woman.
She's okay. I just went and visited her and gave her big hugs, and some icy face and back gel thingies. She overdid it, and took the damn trash out. I'm going over in the morning to bring it back up, and do her dishes.
He's still up Bernie's ass, so that tracks.
I was telling the hubs earlier - you don't get, they're very different online than they are on tv. Those egos are fucking crazy. I haven't been blocked yet, and I cussed his ass out. I'm guessing it's because it led with I have a degree in poli sci/IR, and live in a red state😂
That was my dad's farmhouse - there was the basement, and this weird-ass crawl space to other basement. Absolutely the fuck not!
Neighbor Nancy had a lumpectomy the other day, and she had family staying with her I have never seen before in 18 years. They're now gone. She just text me, because she may have a fever, and to check on her in a half hour. I knew they were fucking vultures.
I sorry😂
We get them and wolf spiders. One morning I was doing laundry, and a wolf spider fell out of a shirt and it literally made a *thud* on the floor. I about shit myself.
I'm not going down to scary side of the basement to take a pic - but yes. Old houses are fun! Former owners built a closet in front of it - I was ripping it out after water came in, and happy fun spider time.
Yeah, the same thing.
Poisonous centipede - absolutely the fuck not. I've been to Honduras, but not Madagascar. My first apartment when I was 19 - I was on the ground floor. I took out so many roaches with hairspray😂 My mom came to visit, and she was sleeping, and I'm just trying to not wake her up with aerosol.
THE ABSOLUTE FUCK NOT! I would have moved😂
When we moved here and had a leak in our basement from the coal shoot, I came face to face with a brown recluse, and found their eggs. I went full John Goodman, but the string light touched my neck, and I ran up the stairs like my ass was on fire😂
My office phone ringing at 7am, when my coworker thought he'd be cute popping off on Facebook after Roe was overturned, and I whacked his ass and he deleted the post. They aren't shit😂
It's a spotted orb weaver. We'll get them on our porch, and they make new webs every morning. They take out the mosquitos, so as long is it's not in front of the front door, I leave her alone😂 Spiders scare the shit out of me, but I'm cool with those.
Girl, you almost had to take that man to the ER😂 Is that an orb weaver? He got scared of Charlotte?
I've worked with so many of these little incel assholes over the years - all it takes is one woman to dress them down, and their dicks fall off.
The names I've seen over the years in public ed - I'm like, did you mean to give your kid the breaking news story three name dinger?
Oh fabulous, instead of AI tiddies, I now have name that would definitely be on the news for writing a manifesto bot following me🙄
The way he went sideways at Black women - nope. Absolutely tf not.
My mom would call my brother and dad "King Shit of Turd Mountain." Ma'am, what?😂
I also like to drop in hemotional and testicular fortitude😂
I have been laughing at that so hard😂
If they think I gaf about how many followers they have - baby 3/4 of mine are porn bots, so I can only imagine what theirs are. I do not care😂
Thank you @jayjay827.bsky.social - I'm going to get some mileage out of that😂
Welp, I'm glad he can have the solace of knowing Reagan is looking up at him with love of his admiration. I was on vacation with the hub's when that asshole died. I went and bought us a bucket of beer.
Cirque de Brolay💀
I always laughed at "Never Trumper." Oh, he was the line? Not Reagan, GHWB, or GWB? Okey dokey.
That asshole acting like she's Anne Frank - no baby, you're the Nazis looking for her.
All the Never Trumpers just want to go back to the "quiet racism," and are just mad the reality game show host says the things they say behind closed doors outloud.
Dammit Pepper, get it together!
Where's the lie, though, Tom? Reagan was my first president, and I was talking this morning on his handling of the AIDS crisis. He was all fine and good when he thought it was just smoking the LGBTQ community. Sounds kinda familiar🤷♀️
Butters keeps chewing on the damn phone charger. I'm like buddy, you're about Christmas Vacation yourself😂
On a lesser scale, we've always called the hub's bestie "the game jinx." If he ever called during an NFL, MLB, college football game, our teams would suddenly fall apart and lose😂
That made me so happy!
"Unsafe space...ironically."😂 Reading books in secret - like good god, get off the fucking cross, because we need the wood, Lucie.
As soon as I saw how he was speaking to Miss Ebony, I was like...Oh, I know your type.
Their always like, "Look at all the crowds he gets in red states!" K, we get big crowds at Dave Matthews shows - so the fuck what?😂
As I said earlier, he's no different with that line of thinking, than the maga assholes that have their "Liberal Tears" mugs. It's weird that you WANT to piss people off, especially if you're then telling them to watch your show. Great strategy, dildo.
Me in every damn tech meeting full of men talking over each other, and not listening to a damn thing.
My former neighbor was a Berner - I was like...something's not right with this guy, and I don't trust it. Hubs said, "You don't like anyone." Guess who went full maga on Facebook after the DNC? That was a fun day in my house😂
Call me blue maga and blue anon, and my ass is just chilling here in Indiana with the REAL qanon😂 The projection is astounding.
The day it clicked he reminded me of the hub's grandpa, blew my damn mind. It's like when you're watching a movie, and you're like, "Where do I know that actor from?"😂
Oh, I know. They're going to die mad on that damn hill. That man wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire, but they're still up his ass.
Ali is just a misogynistic little racist shit bag, as seen by who he has been blocking, and how he talks to Black women.
We have a bridge like that in Indy - I used to have a photo compilation of trucks doing the can opener under it. Multiple signs and warnings, and they'd still do it.
I know he has to be talking about the guy in NYC, that if you say his name, people will hop right in your mentions like damn Beetlejuice.
OMG that reminds me of "The Autopsy of Jane Doe"😂 I'd lose my shit with that.
I need to get a hose to go into the utility sink. It's down in the basement, and we have those old-ass glass block windows.
It always cracks me up how they bring up we can't get over Hillary, and here they are still bringing up Vermont Jesus and his post office. They will never get just how unpopular that man is.
Always makes me laugh when they have these takes - if the white lady in Indiana knows he would have been curb stomped, maybe media guy should know that too😂
Oh wow!
Would have been more, because we didn't go through them. Such ass.
He was still going at 4am!
They got $10K out of us to replace both units - fuckers. I named them Rose and Blanche😂
When I saw he was still going at 4am, I was like, let me grab my damn coffee my man😂
Absolutely the fuck not to logging trucks!
It's so rude😂
Heat is nothing to mess with. I don't know how people in the south do it. It knocks my ass out.
Sure the fuck did not. It was the motherboard, and it was like $1k to replace.
Yup - me stuck on 70, semis surrounding me, and just sweating absolute ass.
I ran into the bedroom last night yelling at the hubs, "VELSHI'S LOSING HIS ABSOLUTE DICKS ONLINE!" That man doesn't care😂
I'm still going strong!
There's signs on all the country roads that say, "This is Tractor Country." I'm well aware, please scootchy over so I can pass.
I cannot sleep when I'm hot. Why I have my 10 blankets and garage fan and ceiling fan blasting on me. Give me 50 degrees, and I'm out.
We replaced everything when our furnace was leaking carbon monoxide. I about shit out my skeleton at the cost. When the AC shit the bed, it was literally 5 days out of warranty😒
The year the AC went out in my old-ass car, omg. Driving home just sweating absolute ass. Where our house sits between our neighbors, it's just enough far back, that we don't get a cross breeze. I laid on the hardwood floors in a sheet😂
How rural did I grow up? They're currently having an antique tractor showing contest back home. Good luck if you get stuck behind that on the county road😂
I would lose my ass if we didn't have AC. Ours went out a couple years ago during a heat wave, and I was about to go get a hotel room. Our house is brick and faces west, and it would heat up like a damn pizza oven in the evening.
These dildos always tell on themselves. If I can hear the Dem messaging just fine in Indiana, they shouldn't need to be handheld. Especially if they don't live here.
Took a hot shower, changed over the laundry, and dumped out the dehumidifier. This thing holds 2 gallons of water, and I have to empty it every damn day. It's bonkers.
What state do you live in?
What state do you live in?
Not that I'm laughing at Ish getting blocked, but I've been giggling watching him block people I've followed for years, like he's collecting damn Pokemon😂
And I was meaner than a lot of other people that got blocked. .
My dumbass woke up at 3:30am, and he was STILL going. I was like, welp, I guess I'll go make some coffee😂
They're just the other side of the horse shoe. No idea why a damn reality game show host has these dildos in such a choke hold.
Same bullshit of how "we" can't let '16 go, and here you are with your Bernie bullshit. Maple Moses is just fine on his private jet and getting his donations, and still texting me.
I have it up in ClearSky like Santa Tracker, and watched you get smoked in real time😂 I was like ope, there goes Ish.
I've been bearing witness and power to account at the damn poison ivy in the yard all summer😂
Those gd bushes - I want to rip them out so badly. They looked so cute when I first planted them, and then went absolutely bonkers.
Doesn't seem to mind my profanity and throwing it right back at me🤷♀️ I'm gonna get it, and that's fine - I'm watching who he's blocking. Big fucking baby.
Don't tell them that, because they'll say he fully supporter her. Okey dokey, well we lived it, so no.
I'm telling ya. Yep. They'll never get Grandpa Waggle Finger didn't want the job anymore more than Trump did. Bernie got the better end of the deal, because he just gets to keep on grifting, and buying a new house from a new generation. Would have been absolutely slaughtered in the election.
It's embarrassing to shit when you work in tech😂
Good lord, it's '25 - please stop😂
I will always go back to the white former parent that was unemployed, no healthcare, full maga, and his last FB post was "I'm scared to fall asleep."
You ever use the flashlight on your phone to look for your phone?😂
Ugh, I need to do this too. I need to dig out the damn front beds, dammit.
I was actually a "fan" of his in '15, and he said something, and I was like, holy shit, you're the hubs miserable-ass grandpa. Like identical. I've been #1 hater since. That man disliked me so much.😂
Oh they know exactly what they're doing with the chyrons. My local news does it all the damn time to get engagement on Facebook.
