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Stanford-UNC is going to be fugly. First team to 14 wins the game.
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Stanford-UNC is going to be fugly. First team to 14 wins the game.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Besides NC State, where is the second win? Richmond? UCF?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
If Tim Albin can win in Alva and Athens, I like his chances in Charlotte.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
@splitzoneduo.com Can I change my Division I-AA upset pick? I suddenly like Richmond over UNC.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
All that running from piss poor tackling, and the running back does not get to score? That's horseshit.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
They should direct snap to the fifth-string running back and wish him well as he tries to outrun the UNC defense.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
How many plays does TCU's current offensive unit know? Four? Three?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Yup. Just iso plays. Nice of the TCU running back to tackle himself.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
TCU just going to run HB dive for the rest of this game. Meanwhile, the Skycast camera operator is showing pictures of the flag pole, doing a white balance test, and other esoteric objects.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Skycast is the move for blowouts. Do not need to listen to ESPN's announcers talk about Catawba's schedule at this point.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Another 90-day tariff moratorium for the Heard and McDonald Islands while negotiations continue.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Given the turd the defense left on the field, I think the administration should move on. I hear Jimbo wants back in the game. Wonder if he has offset language.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
All the players and refs standing there to watch the previous play on the Jumbotron.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
I am watching the Skycast game. The announcer: It's third down. Make some noise. The thirteen people left at this butt whipping said nothing.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not see the issue. They will turn on a WWII documentary. She will spoon-feed him some tapioca pudding with a couple hundred MGs of Tagamet sprinkled in until his Trazodone kicks in.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Sonny checking his watch to see if his team will make that 11 p.m. reservation at Olive Garden.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Bill and Jordon will need to have a tough conversation with Steve.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
You are down 27 and you want to jaw?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
The cream always rises to the top. Hook 'em.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
The best kind of rouge.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I would watch a 30-for-30 entry on four generations of the Manjacks.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
First, I would give $3 million to Blue Sky so we get an edit button.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I would follow Mackenzie Scott's approach to philanthropy. Tell me what you are doing and its impact. How much do you need to get more impact with what you are currently doing or can do adjacent to that. If you MUST acknoweldge the gift, then do it in my mother's name.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Get that ass.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
If I won $500 million in a lottery, I would take the lump sum distribution. So, $300 million after taxes? I would put $50 million investments so I am set for life including a nice retirement and end of life state at the better assisted living facility. I give away the remaining $250 million.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
What would you do with the left over $300M?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
He and Mrs. Samuel Alito should hang out together. They can talk about their favorite flags, the flags they enjoy flying, and flags they wish they had.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I would listen to this podcast.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Determining the value of that futures contract. When should you hold, and when should you sell that relationship?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
A well-diversified portfolio of significant others means that if one relationship tanks, you can offset that loss with gains elsewhere.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Does investing in this relationship clear your hurdle rate of being single?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
If he is accruing that revenue, then he is a keeper.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
He died happy.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
You have the start of a solid LinkedIn post. Tell ChatGPT to add something about (a) firing your team, (b) attracting micro investors, and (c) grinding. You'll have 10K views by lunch, 74 comments by the close of business, and an invitation to give a Ted talk the next day.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Racist old ball coach.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Winnipeg scores a touchdown. On the 2-point convert, Roughriders' Campbell picks Collaros and takes it the other way. Saskawatchen leads by 4 with 30 seconds left.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Winnipeg successfully runs the PI play on third down. Spot foul. Blue Bombers have the ball at the Roughriders' 17.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
I am not a fan of Winnipeg's coaches wearing t-shirts. They look like they will start the grill after coaching the kids' softball team.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Replay overturns the safety. Instead, the Roughriders awarded a rogue. Winnipeg takes over at their own 40 with 1:21 left.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
We have a quick punt that leads to a safety! Saskawetchen takes a 9-point lead with less than two minutes remaining. @sickoscommittee.org
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
CFL 3-minute TO = NFL 2-minute TO when you adjust for currency exchange.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Anybody want to see a dead body?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Hell of a throw by Zac Callaros. Hell of a catch by Keric Wheatfall. Touchdown, Winnipeg. Roughriders lead by 7 late in the 4th quarter.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
QoS is a damn good sequel.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
The buried lede: Rivian and VW can now jointly develop new EV market offerings. I could see Rivian focusing on the B2B market while VW, through its Scout SBU, targets the B2C market.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
In other words, Stellantis has no money for such foolishness.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
He struck me more as a fan of Brutish architecture to degree that he knows anythign about architecture.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
"Every time I shot steroids in my ass, I thought, 'Worth it for my wife and kids and not the millions of dollars I was getting for cheating.'" Roger Clemens, probably.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
We need to discuss the Move to Tulsa option. It is a nice city. You sort of get a winter.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect. Richard Petty approves. +1 🍸, sir.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Sabrina Carpenter's new album
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
If only there was a Winston cigarette dangling from his lips.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Terrific ending in Pullman.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
It seems Rice brought a few fans. That's nice.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Fudge. Ball game in Lafayette. ULL drops its opener against Rice, 14-12.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Nice throw by ULL's Daniel Beale. First down at the ULL 35.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
ULL's QB Walker Howard is down in the end zone. I think we need another QB.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Up two, Rice went for it on 4th and goal at the UL 2. Owls' QB dropped the snap. Turn over on downs. Should have kicked the field goal to ice the game.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
🤫First, we send a ref. Next, we lose to Rice. Finally, chaos reigns!
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Where did Rice find these beefy guys? ULL turns it over on downs at the Cajuns' 35.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Hell of a catch by Cal's Grizzell.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Goodness. ULL's defensive back and Rice's receiver should have caught that pass.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Rice has some bulk on the defensive front four.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Relegate MTSU to the OVC.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Baker Mayfield has the best agent.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Ugly series from Cajuns to start the 4th quarter.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Kansas State scored a late touchdown. Leading UND, 38-35, with less than a minute.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
A&M has a quarterback from Massachusetts? Did Texas run out of high school quarterbacks?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sorry. That's awful.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
The exuberance of a large, young man cannot be contained by one basketball goal and its base.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Touchdown, Cajuns. Trail Rice, 14-12.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I have torn so many muscles and stretched tendons. I always opt for the PT unless I hear a pop. At that point, surgery is your only option.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Superman What's the Frequency, Kenneth Exhuming McCarthy
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Ugly pass by Klubnick. Poor mechanics.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not recall seeing anything like that when I lived there. That's End Times looking.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
I do not think the Ole Miss coaches tried out the basketball goal idea before implementing it.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I enjoyed a terrific discussion with my students about TRUTH, Truth, truth, lies, and bullshit.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Already there.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Short of a Texas victory, I am happy with this team for week 1. Texas made a lot of mistakes. Two horrible penalties lead to tOSU's score. The second score was a hell of a catch. Texas could not get a yard when it mattered and Arch misread the second 4th down play. Lots to work on.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
As a lifelong Texas fan, I offer that Texas will always disappoint you at that moment. I found by taking a Taoist approach, I am less disappointed.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
His mechanics have looked bad. I am not sure if he is nervous, always had this issue, etc.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Did Livingstone have control all the way through and then make a sandwich? If he did not make a sandwich, then it is not a catch.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish I shared your optimism, and will keep watching until the end. Hook 'em.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Is Livingstone the Ghost of Shipley?
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Baker should walk back to Austin.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Tulane will win, although the crowd looks sparse. Good place to see a game. ODU up early on IU.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I now like Penn State's and Michigan's chances against tOSU.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
OH NO! Gotta make that catch. I am going to my dark place where light and sound cannot penetrate my consciousness to consider all the What Ifs from this game.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I am going to rewatch OU-Texas from 2024.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
I am afraid that's the ball game. Hell of a catch.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
DAMN IT!
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Hims strikes me as one very small step up from gas station vitamins.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
I think I need to restart the day drinking process. Hook 'em.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, no. Just no. You might as well as go to Bruegger's.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
We have a safety. I repeat. We have a safety. This is not a drill. Kentucky 7, Toledo 2.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Sark cannot find the plays. tOSU is dropping three back in deep coverage and the front four are selling out on the running back. Need a zone read or RPO.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Welp.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Purdue should be competitive in MAC play this season.
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social)
Touchdown Greenies!
Michael A. Levin (@michaelalevin.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought he had coffee with his cake.