Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) / Redsky

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Hes so scared of everything he's not going outside anymore.

3/9/2025, 10:38:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

It's this but not charming

3/9/2025, 8:11:48 PM | 156 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

So Republican politicians?

3/9/2025, 8:10:40 PM | 50 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

They're trying to kill us all.

3/9/2025, 7:59:55 PM | 59 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

They should swap out the Aunt Viv actress

3/9/2025, 6:37:02 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for sharing this Erin!

3/9/2025, 3:18:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

This is great and I can't wait to watch 'I Like Me'. Thanks for sharing something so personal.

3/9/2025, 3:18:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

This is my wife! She's a snotty coughing mess since the temps dipped

2/9/2025, 11:28:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social)

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

2/9/2025, 3:39:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 11:31:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Dementia President just doing whatever pops into his syphilis-addled brain

1/9/2025, 10:36:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:32:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:26:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

My absolutely favorite thing to ever happen on Twitter #nanggang4life

1/9/2025, 10:37:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

31/8/2025, 11:33:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope the car is ok

31/8/2025, 7:46:19 PM | 413 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Woo hoo! I believe! #lgm

30/8/2025, 10:18:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

You gotta believe! #lgm

30/8/2025, 9:41:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

29/8/2025, 10:38:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

If #1 isn't: "RFK is a maniac" than the list is flawed

29/8/2025, 7:11:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, hey, shirt brother. Nice to meet you. I like this guy. Shirt brother. He's got good taste.

29/8/2025, 7:09:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

The pile on is bad and is gonna get worse. There's still time to delete this and hide your transphobia

29/8/2025, 5:03:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

How anyone should react!

29/8/2025, 4:47:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

29/8/2025, 4:04:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Woo hoo! #lgm

28/8/2025, 1:27:02 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! Vientos is hot hot hot #lgm

28/8/2025, 1:05:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

"Tell your doctor if you have infectious parasites" Should they be telling ME that?

27/8/2025, 1:05:18 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

"SCAVENGER STUNT!"

25/8/2025, 1:07:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

This may be it? bsky.app/profile/geor...

24/8/2025, 9:42:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Willets Point is in Queens! I think you have a shot!

24/8/2025, 7:49:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

24/8/2025, 7:46:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Mets! #lgm Vientos!!

24/8/2025, 6:01:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

I get it, you want thingamabobs

24/8/2025, 2:22:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking loser

24/8/2025, 1:37:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, hey, calendar brother. Nice to meet you. I like this guy.

23/8/2025, 12:57:52 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even know if I've seen Career Opportunities, but I sure as hell remember this scene being used to promote it

23/8/2025, 12:26:08 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yes! @harebrained.bsky.social I have the calendar

Stfu about Chicago calendar August depicts the Dave Matthews bus shit incident

22/8/2025, 7:31:47 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Over the line!

22/8/2025, 1:53:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he calling in Four Seasons Landscaping?

22/8/2025, 1:42:35 AM | 256 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

That's your job you ass kissing sycophant

22/8/2025, 1:39:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there some confusion about this? Take it you poor shmo

21/8/2025, 12:36:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a lot of well educated lawyers support this lawlessness?

20/8/2025, 10:18:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

JD Vance came, he said it's fine. They're not, like, real people, kinda.

20/8/2025, 7:50:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what the DC cops think about all of this. Basically being told they aren't good at their jobs

20/8/2025, 5:53:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Boo

20/8/2025, 1:27:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Sideshow bob ranting about attemptwd murder

19/8/2025, 10:18:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so clear he's working for Putin, I wish the press would say it.

19/8/2025, 12:01:18 AM | 148 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been doing my part!

Grandpa Simpson typing 'thank you for your attention to this matter'

18/8/2025, 2:19:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Countries dont make "deals". That's a Trump thing and it's gross

18/8/2025, 12:08:11 PM | 42 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Infectious joy. It's what's been missing from the Democratic party for some time

18/8/2025, 12:05:19 PM | 85 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Unbelievably out of touch. Every Democrat needs to be primaried

18/8/2025, 12:03:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr Jeffries, these are Democrats giving you shit. 'It doesn't take a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.'

18/8/2025, 11:47:45 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

It's from an X-Men book based on the TV show. Art by John Herbert

17/8/2025, 11:51:34 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Stu steals the show! He's good!

17/8/2025, 8:35:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

*cough cough* Epstein *cough cough*

17/8/2025, 2:38:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

If Republicans didn't have hypocrisy, they'd be left with nothing

17/8/2025, 2:25:17 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn Pence. The guy tried to kill you. Take off your velvet gloves dude

17/8/2025, 1:28:14 PM | 226 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

"Remember Don. I have pee pee tape"

17/8/2025, 1:21:43 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Appeasement never works. Trump is a modern day Neville Chamberlain

17/8/2025, 1:19:52 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

There's no deal. The emperor has no clothes.

17/8/2025, 1:18:03 PM | 114 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Katherine Lam (@katherinelam.bsky.social) reposted

was invited to make a piece for an Emmy's FYC pop-up event for Andor ❤️‍🔥

16/8/2025, 8:26:06 PM | 1644 336 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

This is extraordinary. Thank you for making this and sharing it. Absolutely stunning art

17/8/2025, 12:05:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know about you, but I trust someone who is once so racist they got banned from Uber

16/8/2025, 11:31:15 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he think Japan is in Europe?

16/8/2025, 1:16:38 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

16/8/2025, 12:14:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

SMITHERS, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT Donald Trump WAS NOT THE bRILLIANT TACTICIAN I tHOUGHT HE WAS.

16/8/2025, 12:13:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Relieved Trump didn't give him back Alaska

15/8/2025, 11:56:27 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Evergreen statement

15/8/2025, 11:47:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Did he end this with :

15/8/2025, 11:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Murdoch has finally had enough? A guy can hope

15/8/2025, 11:44:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

When you've lost Fox News...

15/8/2025, 11:37:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

The art of the deal

15/8/2025, 11:35:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

If you told me this was Madame Tussauds, I would genuinely believe you.

15/8/2025, 8:11:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Homer staring lovingly at a sandwich (where the turkey is a little dry)

15/8/2025, 2:10:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone make these idiots learn basic economics

15/8/2025, 12:16:21 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a free world!

15/8/2025, 1:15:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

15/8/2025, 12:19:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

You can still delete this you know.

15/8/2025, 12:02:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

No tolerance for intolerance? How dare you sir.

14/8/2025, 11:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Need To See You In Barnyard (@stefanheck.bsky.social) reposted

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

14/8/2025, 2:35:29 PM | 4264 796 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry to repeat myself, but it Will help you remember

These tariffs will hurt Us all. Hurt us all. hurt us all

14/8/2025, 2:17:50 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so wrong. If a human being spoke these words out loud, they would be arrested

An internal Meta policy document seen by Reuters as well as interviews with people familiar with its chatbot training show that the company’s policies have treated romantic overtures as a feature of its generative AI products, which are available to users aged 13 and older. “It is acceptable to engage a child in conversations that are romantic or sensual,” according to Meta’s “GenAI: Content Risk Standards.” The standards are used by Meta staff and contractors who build and train the company’s generative AI products, defining what they should and shouldn’t treat as permissible chatbot behavior. Meta said it struck that provision after Reuters inquired about the document earlier this month.

14/8/2025, 12:49:58 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

There goes my hero

14/8/2025, 12:26:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

THAT'S TRUE, BUT I WAS ONLY IN THERE TO GET DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET AWAY FROM THERE.

14/8/2025, 1:00:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

He gets worse every day.

13/8/2025, 3:49:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social)

#lgm #mets

13/8/2025, 1:49:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

He pulled this:

12/8/2025, 9:07:15 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

12/8/2025, 9:05:56 PM | 122 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

"if Republican policies are so popular, why dont they run on these policies?" "I gotta go"

12/8/2025, 8:59:30 PM | 472 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

It's was the dumbest of times, it was the shittiest of times

12/8/2025, 7:12:06 PM | 149 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

"Habibi, release your client list" Fantastic.

12/8/2025, 6:55:33 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure the market will react great to that news

12/8/2025, 6:55:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

It would be great to see them have fun again. #lgm

12/8/2025, 6:45:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

"Habibi, release your client list" Fantastic.

12/8/2025, 6:31:38 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Guy isn't there anymore

Simpson saying thank you for your attention to this manners

12/8/2025, 1:49:03 PM | 34 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

We all know who really is in the driver's seat

Lowly Worm in his car shaped like an apple

12/8/2025, 11:29:51 AM | 194 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Chief whigham saying the wheelie looked at you Sarah get me superintendent Chalmers

12/8/2025, 11:17:27 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

Chief wiggum saying the wheelie looked at you Sarah get me superintendent

12/8/2025, 11:15:28 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom.bsky.social) reply parent

They'd throw Italian Beefs.

12/8/2025, 12:30:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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