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MA do not let planes with passengers from FL land at Logan
This is like watching a Victorian time traveler befuddled at trying to work an iPhone. Just completely lost and confused by all the intervening context of the different era he's now in.
You can't bring in anyone too young to have seen Bill Clinton's Sistah Souljah moment, which was by far the high point in the lives of so many boomer Democrats
I mean this is my face when the green line gets two stops from Arlington to Park Street without randomly stopping in the tunnel for three minutes
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
Unfuckingbelievable
Hey remember a year ago when the health and mental fitness of a President was all you could talk about? What happened to all that
The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to: •admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states •abolish ICE •grant citizenship to any immigrant •disband the 5th Circuit •expand the Supreme Court Seriously: Why the hell not?
"we'll show you how alive he is, we're going to jab him full of adrenaline for long enough to burp out the name of some Midwestern state and then he won't take questions, checkmate libs"
just call it the schumer/jeffries plan to lose the midterms
see, that’s how you do it
I'd say on horseback, but no horse has ever pissed me off enough to wish that on them
Come up here and lead your troops into battle yourself like George Washington did, Donald you weak ass coward
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
actually the time was during his first administration when his unserious state doctor pretended that the orange menace was in perfect health. Then again during the election when he could not make coherent sentences, but that would require journalism
Shh, keep this quiet so bicyclists in Boston don’t show up
Happy Labor Day Weekend folks
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
Now be fair, maybe he's been missing for 4 days is because he's busy preparing a detailed, thorough explanation for who is and isn't implicated as a pedophile rapist in the Epstein Files
this should become a thing, putting up signs like this for every arrest & disappearance in public spaces. it would likely break into lower info, less politically engaged demos and local social media groups
Bananabot is coming and he cannot be reasoned with
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So is he dead or what? This champagne ain't going to drink itself
we're idiots, babe, it's a wonder we can even feed ourselves
the last 24 hours or so have felt like taking a suit out of the closet that you haven't worn for so long, and you warily try it on, and oh my god it fits perfectly, and that suit is called "hope"
Don Jr. runs up to him unsure of what to do and all he can think of is to shake his father’s hand because that’s the only way they’ve ever touched and his hand is very cold. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board
I can
a "united states", if you will
which means John Daly will be out there in a wig today just nailing birdies
"welcome home"
that or they'll send out a 48 year old man and the right will insist it's really him
Inspector convening White House staff: “My job is to determine which one of you murdered the President.” Pan to room: *JD Vance awkwardly holding a couch pillow.* *Kristi Noem nervously rubbing gun barrel.* *RFK Jr. swigging raw milk.* *Stephen Miller crouched in corner gnawing on a deer’s femur.*
i need everyone to focus because when it happens we need to immediately end the vance presidency in the crib by starting a rumor he and peter thiel did it
Actually, in this case, "Disco Duck"
If it happens will fox news actually tell their viewers
Honestly the best outcome is total paralysis, too alive to overthrow, too frozen to launch the missiles
"And I hope that you die And your death will come soon I'll follow your casket In the pale afternoon And I'll watch as you're lowered Into your death bed Then I'll stand on your grave Till I'm sure that you're dead" Bob Dylan, actual Nobel Prize winner
We should just pretend he’s dead. If we say it often enough, we can gaslight his followers into believing it. “That’s not him, he’s dead. It’s all AI. Don’t tell me you fell for that.”
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
#nichejoke
Schrodinger's Cat But Instead of a Cat It's the Shit Demon From "Dogma"
what if i break the news with the claw meme
When he finally dies all his dipshit fans are going to try to Ouija board him back up by talking to him with AI
you have to admit, dropping dead at the start of a long weekend would be a pretty solid Epstein distraction
Somebody told him there's a new Nobel Prize for Worst Diarrhea
I miss the old brand #CDC
If it happens this weekend I will livestream myself doing a two hour riff on Bill Pullmans Independence Day speech
Let's get a twofer
What if we can collectively will it
Hasn't posted yet today
/ GET CHAMPAGNE (OR SUM OTHER KIND OF SPECIAL BUBBLY BEVERAGE IF U DONT DRINK ALCOHOL) / KEEP IT IN UR FRIDGE / WAIT 4 THE SIGN / EYE WILL TELL U WHEN 2 DRINK IT
Even if it's not happening it's good practice and it's fun as hell
if he's dead, I mean obviously it's like 10 Super Bowl wins X VE day X 1,000 but I kinda hope when it happens he's on camera so I can watch the footage every day for the rest of my life
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
idk, I’ve traveled alone around the world including in “scary” places since I was a kid, and I really can find nothing but raw, cruel contempt in my heart for little baby 6’2 white man MAGAs who piddle like cockapoos at the mere idea of using public transportation
"I became a hater by doing precisely those things AI cannot do: reading and understanding human language; thinking and reasoning about ideas; considering the meaning of my words and their context; loving people, making art, living in my body with its flaws and feelings and life."
Shooter was a detransitioned anti-trans Nazi whose ideology was in lockstep with 99% of Trumpism. But the fascists won't let the truth get in the way of an extermination plan they were already working on anyway.
Worth noting that Pritzker not only treated Trump's blatant lies as lies, properly cast it as a violent threat, and denounced any state sending troops for dereliction of duty. He also managed to do all that without telling Democrats they should throw part of their coalition under the bus.
Mambo no. 5
they love it, Senator, I don't know how much more obvious they can make it
I remember when this tabloid shit would have been beneath the Globe, oh well
We should absolutely do this. Just liberalize immigration and make it work the way people actually think it does. Nobody will be any madder than they already are, and we'll ease a ton of human suffering.
'When she sings "I look to you and I see nothing" it's like she's directly addressing my soul'
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
a huge point that decorum-obsessed Democrats are missing is that everyone I know is literally boiling with rage 24/7 watching their country fall to fascism and desperately want to hear a politician acknowledge that and say "I am also angry"
It's just going to get worse and worse until he dies
if we all believe, we can manifest this, I have faith in us
part of the reason i beat up so hard on democratic weakness is we need people who are tough on the monsters that continue to allow childrens brains to be splattered on the walls by gunshots. i dont want to make nice with these people. they're not "good friends" and "colleagues" on the other side.
Why haven't there been front page stories about the bizarre, North Korea-like 3 hour Trump "cabinet meeting"? The absence of such coverage of the conduct of Trump and his cronies explains why most people don't know how truly dangerously unhinged our government has become.
Honestly @warren.senate.gov this is a disgrace. At what point may we acknowledge that the destruction of everything good in the country isn't a distraction, it's literally the point of this government
To me the most amazing thing about Taylor and Travis is that the government is hiding the Epstein files because they don't want us to know how often the President raped teenagers
(claps)
I think my internet cut off your statement before the part where you said you're going to do anything about it
Dear YouTube TV I will pay $10 a month extra if you remove all fox branded channels from your service
Finally something the two parties can agree on: not housing people www.commondreams.org/news/trump-n...
shout out to the person who called it astroterf
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
Obviously, I love this rhetoric in general, but I think the key distinction here is Pritzker’s very significant willingness to put a very prescient fact behind his threats: “Trump isn’t gonna pardon all of you.”
I just wanted a catalog of thousands of obscure dvd titles
People need to get fucking serious because this regime is moving its pieces into place.
Once again I would love for the Democratic party to articulate a long term plan beyond "hide under some coats until he dies and hope everything turns out ok"
New "thing to do when I go to Europe in six weeks" just dropped
it's too bad Jeffries didn't become a football coach, I'd love to see ESPN panels spend every day yelling about his policy to punt on first down
Our 3yo had like a hundred fuckin questions about the rules & logistics & moral implications of how mogwais become gremlins, but ZERO questions about "sometimes people change from girl to boy" or "sometimes boys marry other boys" or whatever, kids dgaf, the problem has ALWAYS been bigot ass parents
Singing "free pizza no class" to myself like it's a Bob Marley song
So this guy moved in today. Still working on a name but excited to have some new official @jortsthecat.bsky.social merch @karen173.bsky.social
If these guys had been in charge in 1941 everyone west of Kansas City would be speaking Japanese
No one keeps the powder dry like Hakeem Jeffries.
Seeing people in the US of States glazing Newsom's dank memes and being all "Gavin slayyyy" is giving Starmer Fever 2024 and, American pals, it's equally embarrassing to witness.
reposted this today because the inverse is also true: if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period. if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.
Bro #1 was looking at a NYC subway map, kind of confused. Bro #2 stands up and talks him through where he's going and how to get there. Bro #1 thanks him, then takes a bottle out of his bag and douses himself with half a gallon of cologne
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
i hope it's painful, and i hope today is the best day of the rest of his life