i don't own creamy peanut butter what now?
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes it can always get worse😐 i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
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i don't own creamy peanut butter what now?
why is the sitting president being allowed to fundraise?
had to take a break to work on the new cracker barrel logo
don't often recommend films...i'm a picky old bastard & worked in the entertainment industry most of my life (film/tv/theatre) but this film surprised me...really solid acting & surprisingly moving for an "action" film (i watched it via Disney+) www.imdb.com/title/tt1551...
there's a meme for that...
Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks. Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
Soviet poster for the Harold Lloyd silent comedy GIRL SHY (1924)
one of my favorite books as a kid baby jesus made me this way
one of my favorite things is helping old white ladies in the grocery store...they've been told people like me(long hair/tattoos) are dangerous...it's fun surprising them in a positive way with some kindness & courtesy
same🤣
i definitely talk to strangers if they've good intentions & i'm a helper type so i'm the first to get something off the top shelf for those vertically challenged it's the macho bullshit that usually gets my dander up
i've literally dined with kings & queens & also partied w/crazy scandinavian outlaw bikers. in nyc i found that rich people liked hiring me to shock their friends (no shit)...so i learned to charge accordingly 🤣 but, i will become fast friends in a minute w/someone w/a good story
i'm an antisocial butterfly...i will talk to a stranger i meet on the street for hours...but you have to meet me as i am
it's also backfired it seems like the more of an outsider i mold myself into, the more people approach me & find me interesting think i fucked up🤣🤣🤣
groceries are the problem for me mingling with the PTA crowd is frightening social anxiety aside...i've always kind of stood out & god knows i haven't done anything but make it worse 🤣 i got my 1st tattoo in 1982 & i make zero attempts to be anything but what i am...so i'm partially to blame
25 yrs in brooklyn just added to that mouth that always got me in trouble as a kid...by the time your mouth has shut from your wiseass comment, i've already shuffled through at least 10 responses...it's just not in me not to clap back
put me in a record/book store or some dusty antique emporium & i'm fine...but put me among the normies & i'm not a happy camper i'm a magnet for a-holes...somebody's always gotta say something & i don't wanna get arrested in front of mom😬 i just cannot keep my smartass mouth shut
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in case anyone is wondering i fucking hate going to the store my weed guy made a pre-work delivery cause he knows what's up (wednesday is shopping day w/my 83 yr old mom)
not to kink shame but some people actually enjoy shopping sickos
"empty barrels make the most noise" proven daily on the interwebs
calling Dr. Popeye you're needed in surgery
& unfortunately it's usually the dimmest ones
nope
i'm done going to bed i've had enough of tuesday
if i turn off my brain, i might not turn it back on again
the universe is fucking with me today went to take a little nap while listening to an archeology doc (which soothes my beastly brain) why is my neighbor cutting the grass at 8:30 in the evening in the pouring rain? it's not funny anymore
thx for the offer
second that
in the meantime my weed guy is putting me on the barter system for handyman services it's not all bad news
the work i've been doing lately was so i could get an eye exam & new glasses so i can retake my DL i bought 2 pairs of glasses & just found out i got charged for 4 pairs😐 my money will be returned in 3-5 business days
sorry for whining about my shit i know people are dealing with a lot more than my imaginary problems
i really miss having a bar to haunt & the miscreants in brooklyn that were my support system sometimes i need to leave my brain at the door & let Old Overholt take the wheel🤣😬😐
as it turns out, Trump’s mass deportation agenda relies upon some crucial choke points. Here they are. www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...
it's not all bad my brain allows me to do magical things sometimes...creating things feels like catching lightning in a bottle...but it also feels like i'm being made to suffer for that magic ugh
wonder if i can get a decent trade in on my brain? it's like having a medieval torture chamber between my ears sometimes just sitting on the porch enjoying the rain & a memory just floors me out of nowhere & i end up crying by myself for no apparent reason in the middle of the day good times
i can get behind this is there a GFM?
doing meme prep #IsHeDeadYet?
hopefully fucking not
i think you're awesome
On Saturday me and The Payback are going to be at the National Book Festival in DC. Come for all the famous people, stay to hang out with me.
i don't really want to be in anyone's skircle
all i know is it's pre 2008 that's when we put out that ep i'll look through my old shit (also the same email accounts)
not really...i think this was a venue in manhattan & it was when myspace was still a viable option...early 2000s? 2005-7?
quiet smoking a spliff before The Price Is Right busy schedule today
dearest sweetest baby jesus...i spent all those years in catholic school & really don't feel like i have anything to show for it one lightning strike 2pm WH lawn...is that really asking for too much?
that's Jeremy on guitar to the right of me
@jlyocum.com do you remember where/when this gig was?
drop an image of the old person you will become eventually
that Treason Weasel is kidnapping people off the streets & putting them in camps & ignoring the law & the constitution...but it's definitely the democrats who aren't in power that are at fault 🙄 & definitely not the billionaires buying up media companies & helping him yes, MSM you are the baddies
but it's definitely everyone else's fault that they gave him billions of dollars of free publicity & let him get away with anything without any pushback...but Hillary's emails were the end of the world🙄 look in the mirror MSM you're a bunch of fascist profiteers
it's funny/pathetic seeing the MSM circle the wagons & attack democrats...it's not like they spent at least a decade propping up that racist charlatan that is arguably thee worst businessman in history as some kind of genius...& then they live for the ratings his unchecked lies give them
i bet that mouse didn't want to work today either
i'm hoping baby jesus punches his ticket as soon as he opens his mouth for the announcement i would watch that until my eyes bled
this pic just showed up in my FB memories. this is a photo i posted on Myspace😳🤣
& it's high time they were reminded that there are more of us
if enough people show up in red, white & blue people can shove the flag-shaggers imagery right down their throats...it's not gonna read well on even Fox news if it looks like trump is attacking so called "real americans" big city usa is just as american as some fucking cornfield...
& they're dumb/predictable courthouses & anywhere non-white people might congregate/work they're going to do something splashy that's racist for maximum outrage this is where my fellow mayosapiens are key...be out & about extra points for american flag gear (ups your chance of getting photographed)
there are simple things people can do that are totally legal & totally safe...park your car all day in the city, it's really easy to create traffic jams in a big city, denying them parking is a simple way to make everything they do more difficult...make the city molasses
there probably will be violence on the horizon but the things is when a clown surrounds himself with unqualified idiots, those idiots don't get qualified just because you give them fancy titles & responsibilities he's surrounded by useless clowns & they will fail
what the Tangerine Toddler doesn't understand & something his untrained jackboots don't either is that if a city like Chicago rises up against them they're fucked you might be hotshit in klanville but any granny on the 5th floor with a can of beans can fuck your shit up if you get too froggy
i'm extremely nearsighted so i'm usually squinting
it's that time of year be careful out there
what would i do for a Klondike bar? go to the fucking store & buy one this isn't a difficult question
i'm better smoked a bunch of weed got hopped up on nyquil
just had it hope it's mild
skinny ass white hippie looking MFer...i survived almost 25 yrs of brooklyn friday night deli haters by being quick on my feet & funny you have no idea how many vanilla ice & wonderbread jokes i've heard 🤣🤣🤣
the rain is one of the few things i like about florida (where i'm currently)
another i love using 'I don't care what anybody says about you, you're OK by me' that one digs in for awhile🤣
'you're not as dumb as you look' said in the most pleasant way possible always confuses them🤣
i remember a christmas day in London...i was spiraling & walking was the only thing that kept me around...a huge snowstorm hit & it was like i was the only person left on the planet, walking down the middle of unplowed streets
some of my favorite memories are walking around in big cities when the weather is challenging & everyone else stays home
i was a little disappointed when i moved to London that it wasn't as rainy & foggy as i'd hoped dismal weather is my jam
i really love it when it rains am i some kind of weird weather pervert?
Ghouliani is a piece of shit has always been a POS & hopefully soon will be a dead POS
i refuse to be put on a shelf until next spring
Lucy Liu should be the next James Bond the original Casino Royale was the best
it's super easy
it's super easy bake the potatoes the first time brown onions & peppers & your preferred protein, add sour cream & cheddar cheese, scoop out & mix together & put it back in & bake again
i'm vegetarian so i made mine with spicy vegan sausage...but i cook meat for other people all the time...it's just not for me
my weed guy is coming over to pick up his portion 🤣 & i made them with bacon for the rents for dinner too
feeling better cut the lawn remembered to eat & i made twice baked potatoes for dinner thx for all the kind words/thoughts mad love
block this clown
Ghouliani is a piece of shit has always been a POS & hopefully soon will be a dead POS
i wish all you lilly livered losers would quit whining about "labor day" do you think Sisyphus gets the day off?
stuff like that happens to me a lot right place, right time but also wrong place, wrong time 🤣
Christiane F. : The Musical
undead hustle culture is going to be the end of us
WMDs
drone strike by the fashion police incoming
vampires are taking all the jobs
it will be a well watered field piss, it's what plants crave
it is a holiday weekend
from my FB memories from 16 yrs ago...a coffee table i made for a friend out of found objects
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social Had fun making furniture from dead & downed trees, sawn on site & stored.
Burr Oak topped by an ice storm in Wisconsin. Leg pattern was freehand pencil on brown paper.
that's classy AF
i posted & sold that table on CL, the woman that brought that table had me make furniture in that style for her cafe
found that top in a dumpster outside a woodshop that was closing, NYC uses poplar slabs for street construction & i stole those slabs for the legs & i found that railroad tie outside a construction site