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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social

Pour one out for my white patent leather loafers and belt. Rest well you kings of summer patios, you princes of parquet dance floors

sep 1, 2025, 12:06 pm • 86 21

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social

i refuse to be put on a shelf until next spring

sep 1, 2025, 12:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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P3nny_Dr3dful @p3nny.bsky.social

Not too much though. We don’t need to waste good gin.

sep 1, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social

New plan for next year: spill enough grape and tomato based substances on those items that they no longer count as white, by the end of the seaon. Then you can continue wearing them into the fall.

sep 1, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social

Sloppy but it just might work

sep 1, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social

ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ sᴀɪᴅ

sep 1, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ms Diana @msdianan.bsky.social

Where's your polyester leisure suit?

sep 1, 2025, 12:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social

Staying on during sex

sep 1, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ms Diana @msdianan.bsky.social

Disco quickie?

sep 1, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social

Travolta got nothin on me

sep 1, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Thurston Nuggs IV @thurstonnuggsiv.bsky.social

A fine tribute.

sep 1, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mercurywoodrose (code name for decades) @mercurywoodrose.bsky.social

Wife RETURNED AN OCEAN PACIFIC WHITE TERRY SHORT SLEEVE COLLARED TOP. tennis in the 70s!

sep 2, 2025, 1:25 am • 1 0 • view