The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Astrologer, artist, writer, trauma survivor- here for love, laughter, and growth. And maybe a few new clients.
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Thank you!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
No bruises and he’s lost weight since then. old photo
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m torn though! I want him gone, of course! but i want him to know that everyone outside of his bubble utterly despises him, knows he’s stupid, a monster, a pedo, and has bad taste. Sadly, I think the bad taste part would hurt him the most.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
No, Melvin the Mop Boy is our Monster Hero!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m considering the same. Congratulations on your new family member!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
So wild, every single person on TFG’s team is a font of projection. I’m autistic and he sure looks and acts like one of us to me. Self loathing at its finest.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s so funny 🥰
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 thanks for the 😂
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
😆 good one
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
SORRY (from the US) we should not be allowing the country to be run by a corrupt racist child rapist. This is like Hitler hosting the Olympics.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Loveroni!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely agree And Thank you for the Chappel’s Show call back, i have it on speed dial in my brain
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
It was The HELLWICH! 😂(Ask Meatwad)
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Last time I checked a known pedophile lives on Pennsylvania Ave. Easily identifiable. He's the one in Brown face.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
The same one who threw away funding for a train from Milwaukee to Madison? The same one who absolutely positively does not have a bald spot on the back of his head (not that there’s anything wrong with bald spots, it’s the emphatic denying of a bald spot) Not that I’m from Wisconsin or anything 🤣
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh I saw that too!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Great to see him doing stand up!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg that Doughboy is 😆
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Our henchperson’s driving focus: The aggressive support of individual human rights. I think that covers it.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
🧐
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Greetings, fellow Jar Czars! 🌈
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s been a heckin’ heck of a mercury retrograde! In my 9th house of Where is the Published File?
Democracy Action Network (@democracyactionnet.bsky.social) reposted
What does fear sound like when it’s lawful? What does resistance look like when it’s survival?
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL you certainly have not
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
ok troll
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh snap! I forgot about her pedophile connections, thanks for the reminder!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
He was a pedo, too
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
We don’t need her testimony.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
The financial and emotional cost of replacing all of this signage, when parks are having their funding yanked- just so irresponsible, vindictive and childish.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
😆 his face needs to be the new version of Side Eye Chloe
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Well said! I keep wondering if they ever actually finished reading their WWII history picture books.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly this.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
His brain is broken now and he’s stubbornly refusing to fix it. He needs to be recalled.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Same! Well, except for being friends with Mr Jones 😄
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social)
Sandhill cranes, waiting for their carry out order while we ate lunch inside
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, thanks for pointing that out. It sure sounded like an odd word choice, especially for someone with their vocabulary of an 8 year old.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going to too. So sad about what I won’t get to watch anymore Beam me up Scotty 😭
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
With TFG returning Education and Disaster Assistance back to the states, that difference is going to get clearer. Problem is, that’s just going to make them even more poorly informed and angry at “the elites”, never suspecting it’s their party leaders screwing them, not The Libs.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
White men of Baltimore Maryland don’t feel dressed until they have a chihuahua on their arm 😑
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh noes!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes perfect sense
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
This is in line with my personal research
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
In case you missed it: the Wisconsin Supreme Court just upheld a ban on conversion therapy. Huge win for LGBTQ rights. newrepublic.com/post/197704/...
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
No, they got him out.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
For me, it’s been a huge relief to find out WHY I am an emotional wreck when I’m standing my ground- just a few short months ago. Also, surprise! Healing from trauma is awesome, but it’s never going to make that emotional intensity go away entirely. Even that’s a real relief. Have a good day fams ❤️🤗
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven’t they already killed people by denying them access to healthcare? One person that we know of- but all of this is being so poorly documented. How do we really know? www.npr.org/2025/05/01/n... Haitian woman dies in ICE detention in Florida : NPR
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, that made me smile
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! Care to rank any other women by their appearance or £uckability?
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Back when there was more than one loop 🥹
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, Rich Richmond got it?🫨 Oh, this is a new low. ☹️ (JK, it’s like call and response 🥹😁)
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a good look, Jesus, singling out women and calling them whores. Their crimes are serious. What you are doing is slut shaming.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Another show of support for the troops, AKA “suckers and losers”. I hope the whole ass military is hearing the sentiment behind it loud and clear: shut up (and die in a war that benefits rich people).
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 (@unormal.bsky.social) reposted
the big problem with capitalism is that civilization is a collaberative not a competitive behavior
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Throw another lawsuit on the pyre
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Ew!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely agree. Don’t forget the psychological torture the animals endure living like this, and then dying in terror. Meat is delicious but I don’t want any part of that. I can’t wait for my first guilt free bite.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Oprah smh I’m sure you don’t care but we’re done with you
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
THE BEST IS YET TO COME 🤡 kimberliegh gargoyle
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
🥰
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Fine by me, but astrology was around 2000 years before that religion started Nothing against it, lots of helpful ideas there, I just don’t think it’s being used in a helpful way by most people anymore
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
👯 Twinsies! Would’ve been helpful to understand why starting 60 years ago 😄
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
He represses his homosexuality so hard it pops like a pimple sometimes.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s astrology for that too. Interesting, isn’t it? Humans made up math to better understand the stars. Astronomy came out out of astrology, too. Seems to me that if it didn’t work, it would have died out 1000 years before Christ was allegedly born. But it didn’t.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
You are right! I didn’t put that together. Bodes well as Jupiter is chart ruler of the USA. 🥰
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, my mind was blown thinking he wrote the words for a second 🤣 Great song.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
😬
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I heard this, too, and the banc has more justices, less monsters
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, God, but it always does. Love you!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I don’t believe in that stuff either, but I’ve had things thrown at me by Something, many other encounters with ghosts. We don’t understand what consciousness is, or electricity, and so many other things, but since we all witness them, none of us doubt it.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, are you in for a few surprises 🤣
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Thursday is Friday Jr.
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your service
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
💯
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t understand why we aren’t calling 911 every time these faceless badge, less numberless monsters, take another person off the streets. Maybe the cops are in cahoots. Maybe they aren’t. At least there will be a billion documented 911 calls.
Yolo0311 (@yolo0311.bsky.social) reposted
Use discretion and take precautions. Amazon sells ICE gear, and there are very bad people out here...
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Why you gotta do that to chihuahuas? 🤣
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it’s not just the men who are incredibly insecure.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Where you at, Wisconsin? We know we didn’t send Tammy Baldwin and Trump to Washington
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Minnesota Star Tribune debunks each of the lies and conspiracies posted on social media from Mike Lee, Elon Musk, and all the other usual suspects who do this EVERY time. www.startribune.com/fact-check-d...
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
And millions more of our gd tax dollars!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
“Pete Hegseth learns there was a First World War”
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like that part is getting lost in the story.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
They did similar shit to the kids in Baltimore (curfew, then cancelled all buses that would have taken the high schoolers home. Then they threw rocks at a group of kids and it was GAME ON) and that is what kicked off the riots there in 2015.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you read the article?
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Stripe can kiss my shiny metal ass forever because of that, too.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Same in Wisconsin- we sent Tammy Baldwin back to congress and also voted for Trump? Absolute BS. But since Trump has been going on and on about rigged elections, Democrats bow to embarrassment instead of fighting for democracy.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
I think of him every time I hear Habius Corpus 🥹 Objection overruled!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
I read and appreciate your posts daily; today I misread the name as “Agitation Coyote” 😆 Thank you for your service 🥰
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
“What was mistaken for closeness was a case of mitosis” youtu.be/hnXCzFnkxtY?...
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
You should try Shitposting.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
The shoe is going to be on the other foot next year, bitches.
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
SWEET! !!
The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent
Capricorn sun and SN, I hadn’t heard that axis called that before, I love it 😆 I’m excruciatingly aware of the sado-masochistic Virgo Pisces axis, however. What was the dream?