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The Island of Misfit Planets

@michelekraft.bsky.social

Astrologer, artist, writer, trauma survivor- here for love, laughter, and growth. And maybe a few new clients.

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

3/9/2025, 1:14:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed

30/8/2025, 6:12:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

No bruises and he’s lost weight since then. old photo

30/8/2025, 5:58:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m torn though! I want him gone, of course! but i want him to know that everyone outside of his bubble utterly despises him, knows he’s stupid, a monster, a pedo, and has bad taste. Sadly, I think the bad taste part would hurt him the most.

29/8/2025, 12:40:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

No, Melvin the Mop Boy is our Monster Hero!

28/8/2025, 9:47:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m considering the same. Congratulations on your new family member!

28/8/2025, 5:55:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

So wild, every single person on TFG’s team is a font of projection. I’m autistic and he sure looks and acts like one of us to me. Self loathing at its finest.

28/8/2025, 5:53:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

28/8/2025, 5:49:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s so funny 🥰

28/8/2025, 5:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣 thanks for the 😂

28/8/2025, 5:33:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

😆 good one

28/8/2025, 4:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

SORRY (from the US) we should not be allowing the country to be run by a corrupt racist child rapist. This is like Hitler hosting the Olympics.

25/8/2025, 3:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, Loveroni!

23/8/2025, 1:53:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Completely agree And Thank you for the Chappel’s Show call back, i have it on speed dial in my brain

23/8/2025, 1:45:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

It was The HELLWICH! 😂(Ask Meatwad)

22/8/2025, 1:09:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Last time I checked a known pedophile lives on Pennsylvania Ave. Easily identifiable. He's the one in Brown face.

12/8/2025, 11:47:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

The same one who threw away funding for a train from Milwaukee to Madison? The same one who absolutely positively does not have a bald spot on the back of his head (not that there’s anything wrong with bald spots, it’s the emphatic denying of a bald spot) Not that I’m from Wisconsin or anything 🤣

9/8/2025, 2:15:36 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh I saw that too!

8/8/2025, 4:09:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! Great to see him doing stand up!

6/8/2025, 1:35:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg that Doughboy is 😆

4/8/2025, 7:28:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Our henchperson’s driving focus: The aggressive support of individual human rights. I think that covers it.

2/8/2025, 4:50:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

🧐

2/8/2025, 12:41:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Greetings, fellow Jar Czars! 🌈

2/8/2025, 12:40:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s been a heckin’ heck of a mercury retrograde! In my 9th house of Where is the Published File?

1/8/2025, 12:59:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democracy Action Network (@democracyactionnet.bsky.social) reposted

What does fear sound like when it’s lawful? What does resistance look like when it’s survival?

29/7/2025, 1:07:18 PM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL you certainly have not

25/7/2025, 10:18:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

ok troll 🫩

25/7/2025, 9:48:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh snap! I forgot about her pedophile connections, thanks for the reminder!

25/7/2025, 9:41:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

He was a pedo, too

24/7/2025, 4:55:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

We don’t need her testimony.

24/7/2025, 4:49:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

The financial and emotional cost of replacing all of this signage, when parks are having their funding yanked- just so irresponsible, vindictive and childish.

23/7/2025, 4:58:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

😆 his face needs to be the new version of Side Eye Chloe

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23/7/2025, 4:54:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Well said! I keep wondering if they ever actually finished reading their WWII history picture books.

21/7/2025, 7:00:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly this.

21/7/2025, 6:44:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

His brain is broken now and he’s stubbornly refusing to fix it. He needs to be recalled.

21/7/2025, 3:29:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Same! Well, except for being friends with Mr Jones 😄

20/7/2025, 8:35:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social)

Sandhill cranes, waiting for their carry out order while we ate lunch inside

A Sandhill crane peers into a restaurant window A pair of sandhill cranes walk away from a restaurant window
19/7/2025, 10:03:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, thanks for pointing that out. It sure sounded like an odd word choice, especially for someone with their vocabulary of an 8 year old.

19/7/2025, 9:27:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to too. So sad about what I won’t get to watch anymore Beam me up Scotty 😭

19/7/2025, 6:02:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

With TFG returning Education and Disaster Assistance back to the states, that difference is going to get clearer. Problem is, that’s just going to make them even more poorly informed and angry at “the elites”, never suspecting it’s their party leaders screwing them, not The Libs.

16/7/2025, 5:56:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

White men of Baltimore Maryland don’t feel dressed until they have a chihuahua on their arm 😑

16/7/2025, 3:27:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh noes!

11/7/2025, 9:18:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes perfect sense

10/7/2025, 3:25:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

This is in line with my personal research

9/7/2025, 7:10:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

In case you missed it: the Wisconsin Supreme Court just upheld a ban on conversion therapy. Huge win for LGBTQ rights. newrepublic.com/post/197704/...

9/7/2025, 3:20:10 PM | 9040 1688 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

No, they got him out.

9/7/2025, 1:27:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

For me, it’s been a huge relief to find out WHY I am an emotional wreck when I’m standing my ground- just a few short months ago. Also, surprise! Healing from trauma is awesome, but it’s never going to make that emotional intensity go away entirely. Even that’s a real relief. Have a good day fams ❤️🤗

9/7/2025, 1:20:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven’t they already killed people by denying them access to healthcare? One person that we know of- but all of this is being so poorly documented. How do we really know? www.npr.org/2025/05/01/n... Haitian woman dies in ICE detention in Florida : NPR

9/7/2025, 12:59:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, that made me smile

6/7/2025, 8:26:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Care to rank any other women by their appearance or £uckability?

4/7/2025, 6:22:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Back when there was more than one loop 🥹

4/7/2025, 2:06:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, Rich Richmond got it?🫨 Oh, this is a new low. ☹️ (JK, it’s like call and response 🥹😁)

4/7/2025, 12:42:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a good look, Jesus, singling out women and calling them whores. Their crimes are serious. What you are doing is slut shaming.

2/7/2025, 1:21:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Another show of support for the troops, AKA “suckers and losers”. I hope the whole ass military is hearing the sentiment behind it loud and clear: shut up (and die in a war that benefits rich people).

2/7/2025, 1:13:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 (@unormal.bsky.social) reposted

the big problem with capitalism is that civilization is a collaberative not a competitive behavior

30/6/2025, 9:42:19 PM | 300 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Throw another lawsuit on the pyre

30/6/2025, 1:52:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Ew!

29/6/2025, 12:44:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Completely agree. Don’t forget the psychological torture the animals endure living like this, and then dying in terror. Meat is delicious but I don’t want any part of that. I can’t wait for my first guilt free bite.

29/6/2025, 12:43:06 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Oprah smh I’m sure you don’t care but we’re done with you

28/6/2025, 5:51:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

THE BEST IS YET TO COME 🤡 kimberliegh gargoyle

28/6/2025, 5:47:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

🥰

28/6/2025, 5:42:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Fine by me, but astrology was around 2000 years before that religion started Nothing against it, lots of helpful ideas there, I just don’t think it’s being used in a helpful way by most people anymore

26/6/2025, 1:25:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

👯 Twinsies! Would’ve been helpful to understand why starting 60 years ago 😄

26/6/2025, 1:23:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

He represses his homosexuality so hard it pops like a pimple sometimes.

26/6/2025, 1:16:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s astrology for that too. Interesting, isn’t it? Humans made up math to better understand the stars. Astronomy came out out of astrology, too. Seems to me that if it didn’t work, it would have died out 1000 years before Christ was allegedly born. But it didn’t.

26/6/2025, 1:12:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

You are right! I didn’t put that together. Bodes well as Jupiter is chart ruler of the USA. 🥰

26/6/2025, 1:06:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, my mind was blown thinking he wrote the words for a second 🤣 Great song.

23/6/2025, 6:54:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/6/2025, 4:40:22 PM | 232 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

😬

21/6/2025, 1:12:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, I heard this, too, and the banc has more justices, less monsters

20/6/2025, 2:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, God, but it always does. Love you!

19/6/2025, 8:21:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I don’t believe in that stuff either, but I’ve had things thrown at me by Something, many other encounters with ghosts. We don’t understand what consciousness is, or electricity, and so many other things, but since we all witness them, none of us doubt it.

19/6/2025, 5:21:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh man, are you in for a few surprises 🤣

19/6/2025, 1:22:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Thursday is Friday Jr.

19/6/2025, 1:17:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

18/6/2025, 4:45:56 PM | 13409 3728 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your service

18/6/2025, 6:25:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯

18/6/2025, 6:24:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t understand why we aren’t calling 911 every time these faceless badge, less numberless monsters, take another person off the streets. Maybe the cops are in cahoots. Maybe they aren’t. At least there will be a billion documented 911 calls.

18/6/2025, 1:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolo0311 (@yolo0311.bsky.social) reposted

Use discretion and take precautions. Amazon sells ICE gear, and there are very bad people out here...

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18/6/2025, 10:56:47 AM | 15 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Why you gotta do that to chihuahuas? 🤣

17/6/2025, 11:04:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it’s not just the men who are incredibly insecure.

16/6/2025, 7:25:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Where you at, Wisconsin? We know we didn’t send Tammy Baldwin and Trump to Washington

16/6/2025, 6:11:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Minnesota Star Tribune debunks each of the lies and conspiracies posted on social media from Mike Lee, Elon Musk, and all the other usual suspects who do this EVERY time. www.startribune.com/fact-check-d...

16/6/2025, 1:39:41 PM | 7931 2819 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

And millions more of our gd tax dollars!

16/6/2025, 12:52:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

“Pete Hegseth learns there was a First World War”

16/6/2025, 12:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like that part is getting lost in the story.

16/6/2025, 12:48:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

They did similar shit to the kids in Baltimore (curfew, then cancelled all buses that would have taken the high schoolers home. Then they threw rocks at a group of kids and it was GAME ON) and that is what kicked off the riots there in 2015.

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16/6/2025, 10:27:03 AM | 605 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you read the article?

14/6/2025, 2:33:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Stripe can kiss my shiny metal ass forever because of that, too.

11/6/2025, 2:53:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect

11/6/2025, 2:40:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Same in Wisconsin- we sent Tammy Baldwin back to congress and also voted for Trump? Absolute BS. But since Trump has been going on and on about rigged elections, Democrats bow to embarrassment instead of fighting for democracy.

11/6/2025, 2:37:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

I think of him every time I hear Habius Corpus 🥹 Objection overruled!

9/6/2025, 2:15:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

I read and appreciate your posts daily; today I misread the name as “Agitation Coyote” 😆 Thank you for your service 🥰

3/6/2025, 1:23:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“What was mistaken for closeness was a case of mitosis” youtu.be/hnXCzFnkxtY?...

30/5/2025, 1:36:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

You should try Shitposting.

26/5/2025, 1:33:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/5/2025, 4:07:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The shoe is going to be on the other foot next year, bitches.

14/5/2025, 4:06:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

SWEET! !!

11/5/2025, 12:53:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Island of Misfit Planets (@michelekraft.bsky.social) reply parent

Capricorn sun and SN, I hadn’t heard that axis called that before, I love it 😆 I’m excruciatingly aware of the sado-masochistic Virgo Pisces axis, however. What was the dream?

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