He looks like sh*t.

He looks awful

Right. And that’s saying a lot.

Terrible, just terrible if he's not doing well. 😂😂

Look at the back of his hand, his nose and mouth, and how far his hat is pulled down over his eye. Me? That’s not him.

He looks way way more healthy than I’d anticipated. 😢

Obvious body double NEXT

There's an awful lot of wish fulfilment going on in these replies. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's an awful human being but he just looks like an old man wearing a hat from here. Again, just to be clear: I feel nothing but disgust for the man and his cronies.

Dare I ask who’s with him in the tennis skirt? Doesn’t look like Melanie.

Why driving to a golf course instead of flying to NJ or Florida? Blood clots?

those aren't his boobs

hand looks great!

"Hey! You girl in the short white shorts! Wannna wash my balls?"

He rose from the dead, he is the messiah.

His hand looks okay

Fresh makeup.

Weekend at Donnies

If they have to have “TRUMP” written on the shirt , even the White House can’t be very sure this is going to work!

I need a better photo before agreeing that this is Trump. Pretty blurry when zoomed.

Boo!

yeah, he's lookin' good. Time to take old Uncle Donny's keys.

Was an interesting few hours

Has a pool reporter gone with him?

Damn

He looks like shit tho

He's carrying a hanger?

If it were at all possible …. He is looking even heavier

He’s not holding today’s paper. I don’t believe it

Its Dave... 😎

Yeah it's him, but hey we can still hope he kicks the bucket, give it time.

nah we want video

He looks like the Penguin

Crisis actor! The ears don't match!

Yeah so he’s not dead that’s alright. The palace intrigue has kicked in. Will make him seethe. He might even take it out on poor JD Vance.

Yup, Weekend at Bernie's

Hmmm I’m not convinced that’s him

Looking very healthy, sir!

Dying 👍

Looking exceptionally fit and alert!

Are you fucking kidding me

Body double?? All the dictators have them...

Well it wasn’t a facelift

hall of fame underrated skeet

Just out of frame: the guy building the casket.

aw god damnit

No orange makeup line.

He looks like shit.

Bummer

Body double

day ruined

This is chiefly a photo of that anonymous guy's elbows. Elbows in inactive mode where the skin is all baggy.

obvious clone, suffering from clone degeneration

Remember when Hillary spit into a cup?

One way to truly tell if that really is Trump is by his smell. Many people have said that he has his own personal scent.

He defunded research for the development of Smellevision for a reason.

Washed up. Done. Now just go away.

Dammit

A picture of perfect health.

If he was alive he’d be trying to feel up that young woman.

That is not him

Is that actually him?

If you say so.

So, what happened to his nose? Maybe it is the photo quality.

Well, he looks old and tired.

That isn't Donald Trump

Agreed. The back of his hand is clear. The nose and mouth are wrong. His hat is intentionally pulled over his eyes.

Dunno if I can make that call, but he definitely does not look well.

The nose is wrong.

Chin looks different too

Nah that could be from weight stuff. Noses don't change without surgery or MAJOR body issues

same ears though

That's the only reason why I haven't started screaming BODY DOUBLE from the rooftops.

🤔 I think we can at least make the call that his physical condition degrades fast.

No argument there, he's 80 years old

Both images are < 9 months apart. The right one is from November last year during the campaign with Elon at this side.

FYI ->

Why is it never good news

Clearly fake. Hands too big

Not sure about the ponytail but that miniskirt looks -- oh, wait, nevermind.

Rubbish!! That’s obviously Jim Carrey wearing a mask. It’s the deep state in action, sheeple.

Why is he carrying his suit on a hanger? When does he ever carry anything himself?

So hunched over, old and addled. Why is there not nonstop commentary about how old and decrepit he is?

Because he's not a Democrat.

I think Jake Tapper is taking a break from writing books about aging presidents.

That could be any lumpy old piece of shit

No bruises and he’s lost weight since then. old photo

Looks great /S

He looks bad.... Yay!!! 😁🙌🖕

Quite…puffy.

Replace his official portrait with this photo.

Worst “Dave” job ever.

Body double!!

@notdred.bsky.social womp womp

Do you even read my posts PHG

fine i’ll turn on notifications for you

no reason to not get next weekend's party started now tho

As much as I loathe him, he needs to live as long as possible so the GOP boils down and reduces into a toxic sludge of his sycophants

That’s one way to look at it If we don’t all die in the meantime There is an optimal timing to his 💀 I have not figuring out yet

FIGURED autocorrect is being sassy w me again

Damn!

Did he get jowl implants? Bloatox?

Steroids

He just doesn't feel like working. Dude is a lazy dictator.

So it was a test to see what news outlets jumped on the dead guy story

Carrying his burial suit?

check out the man-tits on that fascist slob

Play golf you say? Not like him at all

So did the regime ask you to take a dogshit photo or was this to obscure a double that you're aware is double?

Spoilsport

Has any other president worn clothing with their name on it? Isn’t that kind of pathetic?

It's so he remembers it.

Looks like a total energy ball. Not.

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Spoil sport

I’m sorry but there is no way this is him!!

Lots of people saying it's not him. Shame he's not facing the other way, then we could tell by the terrible wound to his ear.

AP had a closeup, he's definitely got tiny shards of glass on his face, but the bullet probably missed him completely.

He has that Hitler luck.