Total made up bullshit.
…the limericks told the truth, back in the day…
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Total made up bullshit.
Richard Chamberlain made a mistake We all know this, so give me a break Cuz what Donald has done ONLY for number one Was to sell out us ALL out for HIS sake #CorruptPOTUS
Good one!
It’s all he ever does! Complain about Buttigieg all the time, every day.
This Duffy guy is such an asshole. All he ever does is shit talk about Buttigieg, who was actually very good at the job.
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A ferocious attorney, Jeanine Is keeping our Capitol clean “To attack with a sub Is a felony, bub” And with lettuce and onion? Obscene! #SandwichAttack #Subway
from here on out, the fascist takeover is fully scripted there will be no deviations from the script
Tulsi has announced the ultimate fake scandal. It’s hard to believe this could be taken seriously. #desperation #FakeScandal
Tulsi is making shit up and then telling us she “uncovered” it. Pathetic.
If it weren’t for those bone spurs, Donald would have been a fearless warrior, no doubt.
I once rhymed Joni with phony… also baloney… but it was a tribute limerick for Joni Mitchell, one of my all time favorites…
Indiana Noem and the Temple of Dogs 🐕 🐕 🐶 they just had to die…
So, why couldn’t the case be heard then? If Gorsuch & Thomas were gonna go against MAGA, how did this case not get addressed??
If we had Gorsuch and Thomas on our side, how did this case not get considered?? It’s almost as if the liberal justices paid tribute to maga on this one… I don’t get it…
Many of us have lost close friends and/or family members in military service of our country. This day is solemn reminder of them, and the sacrifice they made. Donald Trump shits all over this, and it pisses me off.
“If you offered to suck me off right now, I’d take it. I’d drop trou right now. But you’re no Emir, that I can tell you”.
Although Joe was a capable dude It’s a shame that he didn't exude That adored TV shine 🤮 Making everyone whine Despite all he got done, they were rude
but now come to think of it, I should discard the notion that overusing the word “that” simply for limerickal purposes is a bad idea if you need a syllable, take it 😎 also “limerickal” is now a word fight me
*whine 🙈 I wanted “that” between So and people but I didn’t want to use the same word again
So people would wine you may have a good point 🤷♂️
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Although Joe was a capable dude It’s a shame that he didn't exude That adored TV shine Pushing everyone’s whine Despite all he got done, they were rude 😎
“It’s a shame”
There once was a President, Joe Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know But on one thing I’m sure Donald Trump’s NOT the cure Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
Sending Venezuelans to concentration camps leading to likely death, with no proof of guilt, is not what America should be doing. If the bad guys did bad things, use proper channels. Come on, man.
the sycophantic laughing is so gross
Good for him. MAGAs are making grotesque changes to the military academy.
Trump only wants cash.
Tech moguls have backed a new horse Giving millions to Trump, thus endorse But they’re still getting sued …and they’re still getting screwed Do you think they have buyers’ remorse? www.axios.com/2025/05/08/t...
so incredibly obnoxious
If it’s happened to one man, and it has, then it has probably happened to others. You can’t just snatch people up and send them to hell on earth. How is this happening??
crazy Mick rhymes with limerick, lol
The Asian carp is “a very powerful fish - they’ll jump out of the water at the fishermen, I’ve never seen anything like it” 🤦♂️
get rid of the apostrophe and use the word “would” lol
they are bad at being bad go figure
…they were trying to sneakily avoid accountability by using a commercial app rather than a scif …so they copied in a reporter, which exposed their massive ineptitude AND grotesquely selfish intentions 🤦♂️ what a shit show
Gang ties? Sorry, that’s not good enough. WHAT DID THEY ACTUALLY DO??
He looks so ridiculous when he tries to put on the tough guy shtick.
Not exactly going out on a limb, lol Of course everything must be Zelenskyy’s fault. That much is crystal clear…
So Trump wants to break social security so that he can “save” it? Do I have this right?
Hegseth went on. He told them that their former Russian targets are now advising our strategy going forward, and to stand down until further notice.
#SharpieGate #GulfOfAnAsshole
The POTUS once altered a graph Because people were having a laugh He just can NOT abide An attack on his pride Much too small to admit a slight gaffe
Jackie Treehorn is in the golf business now.
Who did this? 😂😂😂
If social security payments are going out to non-existent people, by all means, stop doing that. Wouldn’t that mean that there will be MORE available for people like me who are getting totally legitimate checks?
The Donald will give an address Evangelicals all say God Bless But I’m standing today (Resisters don’t play) And I’m praying us out of this mess #TrueBeliever #GodHelpUs #JimmyCarterChristian #WorkHardForWhatIsRightAndJust
Good choice, imo. Please keep fighting these rich fucks. What’s happening is grotesque.
I agree with this choice. I hope she can lead the fightback against the rich fucks who are ass-raping America.
Tracks. We’ll see what the scam is. Strongly doubt Putin will be opposed, whatever it is.
I would be very careful with this line. Stock market is driven by corporate profits and psychology. Authoritarianism is corporate-friendly, and even lefties like seeing their 401k go up. Tariffs will help some and hurt others, macro effect on stock market is hard to foresee.
Clean water is woke. Fuck that.
He woulda been a good POTUS… too bad the 2016 Democratic “leaders” replaced the people’s clear choice with the heir-apparent “centrist”.
Donald Trump on being a Christian: “I like saviors who don’t get crucified, ok? I love the Bible, though, only book ever that’s better than mine”
he went on: “Russian spies you once worked against are now your bosses, get used to it”
Truth
not seeing any flaws in this
Makes sense to me 🤷♂️
lolz, still thinking of outlandishness… great starter tweet, lol
Pants’d em. No doubt.
Gosh, I wish we all had 1/10th your intellect, lol so true tho
She’s really fucking good at this shit. Scares me.
Let me just say, if they do have the ability to flip votes, this is how they would use it.
DOGE is a scam. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
fucking guy is the quintessential douchbag, lol
…also, Russians are really good at this shit just sayin
…once you take the leap into “what if” land, it all comes into focus… maybe they really can flip votes
backlash is real, no doubt but that doesn’t rule out malevolent software, not by a long shot!
I don’t know as much about NJ, but it’s likely hacked too. The 2024 hack microtargeted the key counties in 7 states. It’s tough to go 7-0. And none were even close?
Believe it, Seth. Or at least concede it is very possible, if not likely.
exact scenario being well placed vote flipping algorithms in the tabulation software
It is an excellent and thoughtful thread. I am not the expert advisor you seek, but I have felt this exact scenario “in my bones” for a long time. There is NO GOOD REASON why our election gear is not audited and proven trustworthy. I don’t trust it, myself, as a software professional.
he was very composed made an excellent follow up statement on FoxNews also color me impressed (even more)
That raised fist image of him, in full solidarity with the rioters, should have been the end of him. Instead, MAGAs stole the 2024 election and elevated the rioters. You can’t make this shit up.
It would have been a boss move to immediately stand up and gesture toward the area where Trump laid hands on him. Putting hand on arm from next chair over is highly inappropriate.
More of this, please.
It was not a legitimate election.
zero likes that’s why I can’t get going on bsky
Let’s be fair. Look at this: 1) tie NOT red 2) suit coat is buttoned 3) tie length may not be stupid looking This is a man of true courage.
1) tie not red 2) suit coat buttoned 3) tie length may not be stupid-looking this man has COURAGE!
peace through strength
He’s saving it up. You’ll see. Little Secretary is no potted plant.
selfie takers need to concentrate!
A fighter, a POTUS, and Vance Did a highly unusual dance A vindictive address In front of the press Then Volod pulled down both of their pants #courage #DiplomacyShame
Zelenskyy should have stood up and said: “Sir, with all due respect, take your fucking hands off me.”
Am I the only one who literally laughs a little when Trump puts on the “tough guy” schtick? I mean, I know he has powerful people backing him, but Trump himself? Total fucking pussy.
It was an ambush. Zelenskyy was set up. What pile of steaming horse shit the Trump Administration is.
The Donald has risen up He speaks for white trash Let us please remove him soon
7-5-7 American Haiku I could live with that, lol 😎
7-5-7 can also be a haiku it’s not strictly about the syllables
Trump on Ukraine: “So we're gonna either sign a deal or there's gonna be a lot of problems with them” pure extortion …he has total immunity per scotus…
they are still bragging and applauding, btw
you do have a style my friend, always bring a smile
when I was a young boy in the 60s, it was very normal to hear the phrase “ni66er lover” that’s how it feels to be a modern day DEI defender that’s what they are calling me, only it’s worse now because it’s not just ni66ers, it’s all of ‘em “other fuckers” Muslims most of all, nowadays…
Oh gosh, that was a dose of positive emotion right there. Love this dog!!
It’s interesting. Elon inherited a lot of inertia.
I feel like defending: DIVERSITY EQUITY INCLUSION ACCESSIBILITY as EXCELLENT goals for GOVERNMENT (not to be shamelessly derided by govt) WILL be the message that saves us, if we can still be saved… LFG!
Quiet part out loud?