J. Chyllenhaal 🥬
@microlocaltourist.bsky.social
Fresh, homemade skeets. Aspiring woke PMC vanguard. Sincere. The Union forever. Always adding to the reading list. He/Him
created September 22, 2023
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Tabatha Southey 🇨🇦 (@tabathasouthey.bsky.social) reposted
It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
dkhunter (@dkhunter.bsky.social) reposted
This is grim. This is very, very grim.
☀️ Starshine (@starshine.bsky.social) reposted
fucking christ
Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted
Look, the next Democratic president needs to put everybody involved, from Trump all the way down, on trial for murder. They blew up 11 civilians in broad daylight without statutory authorization.
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
We weren’t critical enough of Fetterman for stalking, brandishing a gun, then detaining a random black jogger after hearing bottle rockets being set off by kids nowhere near the jogger. Can’t wait to see him out the door
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted
genuinely a bit of a welcome surprise from polis
Cruel Angel's 95 Theses (@grayathena.bsky.social) reposted
In America gambling companies fund public transit instead of state governments
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
Looked up what’s live on the free press and I don’t think anyone will be turning on their TV to see reports on a former British celebrity’s victim complex or to see what DSA is up to
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
He’s not wrong. Paul is the GOP senator to be this strong against the crippling tariffs
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
How can we be split bread with raging racists who send occupying forces on our free and diverse cities?
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
What the fuck
alex williams (@atwilliams.bsky.social) reposted
i think the american people voted for the train to be off the tracks for a while, and later they can vote for a crane if they want it back on
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Trump said it doesn’t matter if he raped kids because he’s president
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
Star Wars media is not made to strictly appeal to a white male >25 demographic and that demographic will never get over it. These people are perpetually grieving the fact that the world isn’t the same to them as it was when they were teenagers
Senate Gabe (@senategabe.bsky.social) reposted
The funniest thing about this piece is at no point do they bring up that his sentences are not coherent and he sounds like a legit insane person every time he talks.
Doug Gordon (@brooklynspoke.bsky.social) reposted
For book tour, I just looked for a train between two U.S. cities about 165 miles apart. There's one train a day, it leaves at 6:50 PM, involves a transfer, and takes 16 hours and 20 minutes.
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
strange. fabric doesn't normally fall like that across an arm.
ghosty (@ghostymost.bsky.social) reposted
i’m ready to ride for khan pritzker
Jennifer Van Goethem (@jennvg.bsky.social) reposted
The thing about a lot of these never Trump Republicans is that, unlike a lot of institutionalist Dems who think the fever will break and we can all return to comity or whatever, these guys saw the rot up close and know the only appropriate response is to tear them out of government root and branch.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reposted
don’t love shooting a missile at a boat that appears to be just chugging along harming nobody (and, if it contained drugs, could’ve easily been interdicted). really don’t love posting satellite snuff footage of it on social media.
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
I realize Winston isn’t a popular guy around here, but it still strikes me as less than ideal that the right is cancelling their symbol of opposition to Nazism.
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone with a Hitler Particle concentration under 85% is either a Democrat or a Democrat in denial at this point, honestly
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
The argument is: We're all meant to sacrifice a bit, so that tariffs can help rebuild American manufacturing. Let's ask American manufacturers whether they're helping.
𓃰 (@svenol.bsky.social) reposted
Computer enhance 🧐
Austin Wu (@austwu.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
beginning to think that uncritical faith in surveys and polling is the high modernism of electoral politics
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
Daywalker, protector of travelers of the night
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
No Mahershala Ali though
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
This is fun
Toussaint Egan (@thesaintoftous.bsky.social) reposted
Kurosawa and Mifune had that shit on
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Eyes of Wakanda makes me think there could be a fun assassin’s creed-like in this setting
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Lol
Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted
What are we even doing?
Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe a hot take but this really does feel like the worst, most egregious ex of news media legitimacy collapse as an institution, even worse than their pre-Iraq War boosting, bc *literally the thing they said was the most impt thing* is actually happening w this president now & they cant be arsed
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
English MPs are doing what now? Britain is a cursed island filled with racists and terfs
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
This screencap feels like a bit
Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted
"83.3% of LLM users were unable to quote even one sentence from the essay they had just written"
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Gremlins 2
Steve Mullis (@stevemullis.net) reposted
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted
one of the great conservative moves over the past decade has been to make themselves so unpleasant that their own family members are forced to cut them off, and then use that fact to argue that *liberals* are too uncivil
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
UN might leave the US one day
Mach (@sfaccountant.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Theory: In the Half-Life universe Cave Johnson maxed out his personal donation to Hillary Clinton in 2016 and Kamala Harris in 2024 (he thought the Space Force might prevent him from getting more moon rocks)
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
We can't even play basketball 🏀 🤬
Rowdy (@r0wdy.sk33t.expert) reposted
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE is too terrified to join bluesky
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
@jaketapper.bsky.social
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Oh he may actually be like gone gone by new year
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
There are effects favoring incumbents. Its called their constituents recognizing their rep/senator’s name and voting for them and not being compelled to vote for someone else. That’s not sinister
GuyWhoNeverWenttoEpsteinsIsland (@ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social) reposted
I can’t wait to hear why the major questions doctrine doesn’t apply to this.
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
It’s unbelievable to me that the trump admin’s racist kidnapping czar lacks the sense to not praise the spirit of black plague RFK jr. They are so fucking bad at this
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
I wanna try this
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
RIP bozos
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Youtube gun shower-turned congressional Republican candidate released a “please stop talking about it” video after the rightwing Minnesota shooter named the candidate in the manifesto
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Stavi working with the one serious filmmaker who might be willing to feature his balls on the silver screen is an incredible payoff to a years long bit if it happens
Joey Politano🏳️🌈 (@josephpolitano.bsky.social) reposted
This is crazy man we’re just totally separating ourselves from the global mail network just so we can do infinity tariffs
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
Housing crisis hits hard
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
Conservatism is the politics of a divorced father who doesn’t understand why the court can’t let him have full custody of his kids. Conservatism is not of wealthy, white feminists getting married in fact that’s squarely Democratic
Dr. Orchid (@ohwellokay.bsky.social) reposted
Taylor Swift is experiencing something that I think is common to a lot of feminists who get engaged: everybody being extremely fucking weird about it, in a really detailed way
Financial Times (@financialtimes.com) reposted
Javier Milei evacuated from campaign event after stones thrown on.ft.com/45VvBKa
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Blocking trump noms is good
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Article has a “you are not immune from environmental fascist propoganda” vibe that I agree with
Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 (@djinnandtonic.bsky.social) reposted
The whole military needs to be purged of everyone who signed off on, just, all of this. Walking beat patrols, acting as staging for ICE. It's all constructively law enforcement activity, even if it doesn't meet an ultra-literal, textualist pervert's definition of law enforcement.
LOWρUFO 🐁🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 (@lowrhoufo.bsky.social) reposted
Can I call these guys wreckers?
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Its insane we’ve let what’s essentially googling a time series of crime stats take on a double life like this
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
Frozen Costco parotta is pretty good
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
past day has me convinced of this
Le Wokisme? or La Botte? (@csilverandgold.bsky.social) reposted
It is so intolerable to me that we are ruining people’s lives because Stephen Miller has a hard on for suffering. Every single person deported should be returned to America, made a citizen, and should be allowed to kick Stephen Miller personally in the balls. I hate that man so much.
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
That’s richard nixon
∞ Monkeys (@somanymonkeys.bsky.social) reposted
They hide their faces because they know most people despise them & what they're doing. I'm supposed to believe they'll stop us from voting, but they can't do jack about one guy with his phone camera.
Robert Black (@hurricanexyz.bsky.social) reposted
I'm the kind of person who thinks flag-burning is fine and good and healthful Lese majeste is bad, a strong and free nation is not bothered when people curse it out
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social) reposted
Snoop Dogg had a two-episode guest star role on The L Word 21 years ago, this is a transparent attempt to get attention because he has new sneakers coming out.
ellie lockhart (she/they) (@eleanor.lockhart.contact) reposted
Been messing around with inserting this prompt into LLM conversations and it massively improves the “tends to over validate the user” issue. I kind of feel like consumer models should all have this by default
LOWρUFO 🐁🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 (@lowrhoufo.bsky.social) reposted
Pro-Israel accounts are always like "unlike you I'm not vulnerable to propaganda: [conspiracy theory that demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of events, capabilities and motivations]"
The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It’s one country, Michael. How big can it be? Ten square miles?
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago: "If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
He’s so cool
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
also HE IS THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE and has BEEN a Democratic state senator for a couple of years now. why do centrists have a theory of creation ex nihilo for Mamdani that he doesn't have a record
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Pedos like Allen and Trump take an awful liking to Russian invasion
Cadence ”Truck Game Use Corners” Andrysiak (@supportourpoops.bsky.social) reposted
Leave him in Russia
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
How can the responses from these mamdani rivals read as anything besides but contempt for the very people who listen to mamdani and like what they hear
ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) reposted reply parent
one tends to suspect the reason he's got multiple layers of abstraction on this is to distract from the patently bleeding obvious bsky.app/profile/benm...
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
a very bleak development in terms of my view of the world in the last few years has been both ‘the Israeli govt is much worse than I thought and deserves an enormous amount of criticism’ and ‘yeah a lot of people geniunely are just low-grade antisemitic’ both apparently being true.
Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted
Reminder this guy is a felon who hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law then blackmailed him with it. Also that Cory Booker voted to confirm him.
Paul Cohen (@paulecohen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
precipitated the crisis by taking on too much debt to finance (non-humanities-related) expansion and lost a good deal of money on bad bets in the crypto market (you can't make this stuff up) Anyone who has been following American higher ed over the past 16/ stanfordreview.org/uchicago-los...
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Lmao
Marwood (@marwoodlennox.bsky.social) reposted
British press trying to will riots into existence in the same manner as the American press trying to post their country into a recession in 2022.
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Didn’t know snoop is a wuss
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Buddy’s small town cousin was visiting our big city. We go a party at a shoes-off household. Cousin drifts out from house, shoeless, and gets lost. We look for them for hours, can’t find em. Give up at 1am and stop by subway for the restroom. Cousin is there at a booth chatting up an unhoused man
Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted
Himmler famously killed himself in panic when he realized the Allies were not, in fact, going to negotiate.
Gady Epstein (@gadyepstein.bsky.social) reposted
America now
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect mace of molag bal placement
Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted reply parent
Getting the sense the normies might be a little angry about things
Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) reposted
A whole lot of journalists and Democratic politicians believed it was bad to object to sending people to CECOT, because that would strengthen Trump by reminding Americans how much they want an immigration crackdown, and they kept saying so even after the polls showed it was wrong. Why?
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Hell yeah gfy la city council
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
Pam Bondi coverup www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted
Stop talking about crime. This is an occupation. Call it an occupation. Trump is pursuing a tyrannical military occupation of the District of Columbia, using a fake emergency as an excuse.
Lindsey Cormack (@dcinbox.bsky.social) reposted
The full write up is here: Was It Something The Democrats Said? A Response to Third Way’s Political Language Memo open.substack.com/pub/dcinboxi...
J. Chyllenhaal 🥬 (@microlocaltourist.bsky.social)
Fascinating for ice to use “man of steel” to describe cain when that’s not the title of the superman movie cain was in but it was the title of the superman movie with the obsessive and creepy synderbros
Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted
so much of the discourse on this site is people yelling about an idea of a unitary conception of the democratic party that just doesn't exist