Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
A solid gold Resolute desk is on order.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
A solid gold Resolute desk is on order.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Laura Loomer's got more plastic in her than the ocean.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
"Thank you sir. May I have another?"
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin got what he wanted: the opportunity to cleanse his image in the west and a chance to grind his boot heel into Trump's back. This was a total waste of time.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
But we sure know alot about the other candidates - and none of it is good.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder which box wine goes with bologna?
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw some comments on my local Facebook page from the tree truthers that were just out and out mistruths and misleading presumptions about Coleman's policies. Glad to see that the best candidate won. I'm betting not everyone feels the same way.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like a couple who live in a 1.5 mil house in Edina wouldn't be patients at HCMC. I wonder if she's ever even set foot in the hospital.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Years ago I worked on a campaign where the incumbent lost the party endorsement. I spent many hours and many rolls of white tape to cover up the "DFL Endorsed" part of the sign.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Somewhere known busybody Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher is uncorking a bottle of the cheapest Champaign he could find at the liquor depot. I never understood why he hates her with a passion.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Well there goes Trump's promise of $1.98 a gallon gasoline (which hasn't happened in the U.S. since 2020- during the pandemic.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's sycophants keep whispering lies into his ears and he takes it as the gospel. Either he's a liar or a dementia patient.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Frey's truthiness took a major hit when he claimed MPD had ceased no-knock warrants only to find out that wasn't true. After the death of George Floyd, folks have a healthy distrust of MPD and of politicians in general. Citizens will still continue to mistrust Frey / MPD even after absolvement.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
In other words, tax Mike Flood. He's a millionaire.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
All that so Rupert can kiss Trump's rump from coast to coast.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a funny way to frame extortion. But you be you NYT.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
At some point Trump's going to run out of people to call incompetent, crooked, stupid or Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead of checking into a Hyatt, they're checking into a nursing home.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Somewhere they're breaking out the box wine.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
They forgot she's a "noted box wine aficionado"
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess that week of training with the Uvalde police department really paid off.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't his "great city" Bloomington (which is where he lives)?
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Scared the bejeezus out of me.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait for the discovery portion of his lawsuit. Maybe this time Trump will pay Rupert Murdoch.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Her family called her "Toots"
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty soon the only thing we'll be left to watch will be that North Korean propaganda channel. You know, Fox News.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
And Derek Chauvin was a training officer for rookies, despite a long history of using violence against suspects. MPD lives in their own little world and the Strib likes it that way.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching Jimmy Fallon is like hearing the devils fingers scratching a chalk board for all eternity. Hate that man.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
This time maybe he'll keep his thumbs to himself (not likely).
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Friday night. Trump does everything on Friday nights. Then he runs off and golfs. The Supremes will back him up, no doubt.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice to see that in the "Coordinating Instuructions" they included the address of the nearest hospital. That's in case they accidentally cause the death of an immigrant (which they totally did).
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did the Social Security administrator make that false claim today? The vast majority of those on social security pay no taxes on their meager check. Only the rich pay taxes.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
They use to say the same thing about being gay. Nope, we're born gay.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I was told there'd be strippers on brass poles, too. Our forefathers are rolling in their graves.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Ken Martin strikes again. And no, Minnesota does not want him back.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
That's definitely a question for Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/aldi/
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
You're too young to remember Rosalie Butler. She was so despised that someone stuck a garden hose in her mail slot and flooded her house.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
A measly $2.3 million verdict. That's like five mypillows.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuz he didn't have enough money being a Dorsey and Whitney partner. Nope.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
He's got the temperament of a toddler. So you're not far off.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
If you believed the hyperbole (and Trump) in 2020, Minneapolis burned to the ground. Not true. Still there. They'll tell the same lies about L.A.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Even folks who live in MN claim that Minneapolis burned to the ground. Nope, still there. And hey, we got a new Wendy's out of the ashes.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I lived for five years in that neighborhood and I spent over fifty years living in South Minneapolis. BUT now that I'm living in St. Paul, I struggle mightily to keep my nose out of Mpls business.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one. He lives two blocks north of me (which is proximate to 94 and Cretin).
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't Trump just allow Nippon Steel to "invest in" US Steel? But hey, "Buy American" amirite?
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Shelley needed a new hobby ever since MPD encrypted her precious cop calls. What's a girl suppose to do when she can no longer monetize hate? AI of course!
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait'll they get the bill from Nordstrom's for Kristi Noem's dress up fetish.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I met Paul Reubens sometime in the 1980s when he was in town to celebrate Prince's birthday. He was very shy and I wouldn't have recognized him without Scott Novotne telling me it was Paul.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear he's testing a new Hep B vaccine. I just didn't know they were already into human trials.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
T'was a great day for the rich white boomers of Minneapolis. Everyone else? Not so good.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
If their donors loved Minneapolis so much why don't they live there?
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
The parking lot lawyer strikes again.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen Miller's Friday night just got ruined.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Once he's done, he walks to the back of the line, stands behind Lindsey Graham and does it all over again. Explains why Congress is doing zero this session.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
The man who famously and repeatedly claimed he's passed the hardest cognitive tests is clearly showing mental deterioration. Who thought it was a good idea that we keep electing old men as presidents?
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
When I 1st saw the photo, I presumed it was real. But 30 seconds later I saw it was a badly photoshopped picture. Trump actually believes Abrego Garcia has MS13 tattooed on his hand. His dementia is unmistakable.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't there a casino slot machine where she can piss away her money instead of giving it all to Trump.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
It's ok. I'm sure these folks can get jobs that pay a fraction of their current pay. They can put tiny screws into I-phones. Now excuse me while I wait for some more "winning".
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
They are down 50 cent at my store. Still higher than in the past. Further proof that these folks haven't been in a grocery store in years.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like Trump's gonna have to make India the 51st state so our I Phones can be made in the USA.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder which 'lucky' McDonald's will be catering this soiree.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody needs to check Stephen Miller for rabies. He's frothing at the mouth.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes it's hard to connect with the common folk when you're living in a 1.5 million dollar home in Lowry Hill.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
If he's alive I'm worried he'll be returned like Otto Warmbier who was tortured so badly by the North Koreans that he was left brain dead (NK said "oops" and returned him).
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Joan was pretty salty. She's a glass half empty gal.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I posted the info on my neighborhood Facebook page (in ward 4) and the reactions were...interesting.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Amy won't stop fighting (to keep her seat in the senate). She knows she will never be president, so she's holding onto that senate seat come hell or high water. She's so disappointing. But then again, so are a lot of Democrats lately.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I never understood the unwavering adulation of "Dondo" considering he was chief during the era of the notorious 3rd precinct and the rise of Chauvin.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
$30.00 hardcover? Yikes.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear Dolly Parton's written a new song: "Grandma's gone to Gitmo for Christmas".
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Will the last literate and educated person in D.C. please turn out the lights.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Photos in 3rd row from the top are all stock photos found on other websites, according to Google search. I found them on We Love Minneapolis website. The other 3 photos on the site had no matches, so they might be real.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I once watched two guys drag out paper towels, Tide and a small television set! Now it's all locked up (except for paper towels).
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd just wish he'd pay his hundreds of dollars in unpaid parking tickets. And what's with all those civil suits?
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Karnak The Maleficent.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
She wasn't Trumpy enough so they cut her loose. Maybe Judge Judy wants the job.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Tesla should've built him a golf cart. That's literally the only car he's driven in the last 50 years.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Get in losers, we're going losing.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Will the last person left please turn out the lights (and punch Trump in the nose while your at it).
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm looking forward to Chauvin serving the balance of his term in a Minnesota prison. He'll get to say "Hi" to all the criminals he helped put behind bars. Justice served!
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Now if we could just get Trump to trash talk Putin. Boom!
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
You can definitively say that Trump is consistently inconsistent. Nothing like playing Russian roulette with the stock market.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I use to shop at Mike's when they were on 38th and Hiawatha. I called it "where food goes to die". In St. Paul we have a mini version @ We Are Nuts. They're primarily a nut retailer / wholesaler but they also have groceries.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice to see that Rubio stopped hiding in the cushions of the Oval office couch.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Great. Derek can spend the balance of his sentence in a state prison (where he'll be treated like a piƱata at a May 5th parade). Right now he's in a low security prison, which is a lot nicer than Stillwater.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's biggest support in Minnesota comes from the rural farming areas. Only the urban areas kept Trump from taking Minnesota. Republicans have to own their mistakes.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd think he'd be too busy defending Alpha News and Liz Collins in Katie Blackwell's defamation suit. Nope.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
1. Golf 2. Golf 3. CPAC 4. Golf 5. Golf - Sincerely, Donald Trump
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I've gotten to the point where I dread Friday evenings as Trump tends to drop his depth charges after 5pm when media has taken the weekend off.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Judge Blocks Trump. Trump Ignores Judge. Back to square one. Lather rinse and repeat.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
20 percent of nothing is...nothing.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Doge has been using coupons when they shop for groceries. They're literally saving the government billions of dollars daily!
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
So who's talking to Hannity? Looks like President Trump and VP Musk.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Make America Drive Again.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Melania better be careful or she'll end up under tons of cement - like a mobsters wife.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Warnock could've put this speech on an endless loop and played it at every confirmation hearing.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't waste your time talking to legislators. Talk to the president Elon Musk.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
After I got the flu (after being vaccinated) my care provider said this years flu shot was basically worthless. My earlier bout with Covid was a walk in the park compared to the flu. Nasty.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard that Chuck Schumer is deathly worried about...the price of tomatoes and eggs. They've learned nothing.
Mike Emery.bsky.social (@mikeemery.bsky.social) reply parent
They're gonna need all that money they clawed back from USAID to help Jared and Ivanka build the Gaza strip version of the French Riviera.