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created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

You remind me of those who are still convinced that back during BLM, Portland burned to the ground. I wonder why.

31/8/2025, 6:50:17 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the Hispanic version of an, "Uncle Tom"?

30/8/2025, 1:11:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Urging. 🤔 Have you considered a strongly worded letter? Or would that be redundant?

29/8/2025, 5:35:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

"I was just following orders" We don't care. "Wait! That was supposed to work!"

29/8/2025, 5:32:46 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

It's only "illegal" if there are consequences and accountability.

27/8/2025, 10:30:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Version #2: Two people on a roof surrounded by rising floodwaters, one white one brown. Which one are they allowed to save? Apparently, they're not supposed to use any resources on an "illegal." We've moved from morally repugnant to simply evil.

27/8/2025, 10:26:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Whenever I see a version of, "We need to do X to avoid Y" the rather obvious response is, "Since we will not do X, and Y is unavoidable, what should we expect? How might we prepare, as opposed to relying on a fantasy that government will suddenly embrace science and do what is moral and rational?"

24/8/2025, 11:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Even worse perhaps, that's not the result Google gives me. My result was effectively, "It's a cake mix, of course it's not gluten free"

23/8/2025, 7:14:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Sabotage. Economic and environmental.

23/8/2025, 1:40:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Pizzas? Not chicken tacos?

22/8/2025, 2:31:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

The connotation of "famine" is not "intentional starvation." It implies a natural disaster. Flood, drought. This is not famine, it's evil.

22/8/2025, 2:01:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure "partisan" is the right word. When someone tells me they think 2 + 2 = egg salad, I'm not being partisan by dismissing them as an idiot. Swap in Covid is a hoax, just the flu, climate change is just natural cycles and sun spots, there are only two genders XX and XY, election fraud...

21/8/2025, 8:05:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

I obviously need more coffee. I read that as "Not to be Elmo..."

21/8/2025, 7:55:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you aware of who the Nazis rounded up and sent to the camps first? Free Hint: They weren't Jewish.

17/8/2025, 12:58:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Well thankfully, with no more NOAA, no more "big government" and "Deep state," we can remain MAGA-level oblivious. Even if it that storm does exist, we can just blame Biden, Obama, Taft...

16/8/2025, 6:22:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Swing and a miss. 5-stars for pretentiousness though.

14/8/2025, 7:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

The response is not, "but crime is down." That's weak-kneed, kumbaya BS ignores the obvious threat posed by the ideology of the Right. "But crime is down" implies a legitimacy to the action.

14/8/2025, 7:17:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

What level of career suicide is required to accept an award from Trump?

13/8/2025, 8:50:17 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Protesters need to hand out oranges and chicken tacos to the National Guard. With a little luck that buffoon will stroke out 🤞

13/8/2025, 12:25:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hand out oranges and chicken tacos to them.

11/8/2025, 3:22:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hand out oranges and chicken tacos to them.

11/8/2025, 3:19:04 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

What's also infuriating are the Republican politicians in OR who thrive on spreading ignorance and lies. Republicans actually think that if the State does not update a State map, that the risk is invisible and Propery Insurance companies are helpless. That they won't, and can't, increase premiums.

10/8/2025, 1:27:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

CAs earthquake home owners insurance is a good example. FLs hurricane/flooding insurance on how to not go about it. Fire insurance is next up, followed by issues regarding sea level rise.

10/8/2025, 1:22:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Not really. Insurance companies do not care what a State government says or publishes. They rely on their own data and experts.

10/8/2025, 1:17:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happens when they just ignore the subpoena?

6/8/2025, 1:50:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm rather surprised Trump hasn't announced a tariff against Canadian smoke 🙄

4/8/2025, 9:44:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Side Note: This is the same geriatric embarrassment that pulled a McConnell last week. Completely zoned out mid-sentence until his brain rebooted 🙄

2/8/2025, 8:05:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

And Florida's faux census.

2/8/2025, 4:03:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And when one is a glorified mail order bride and the other admits to being scared of her "boyfriend" not to mention the looming threat of having everything taken from you if you don't perform for your owner? Oops I mean "partner, love, husband..." 🙄

2/8/2025, 1:31:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure you fully appreciate Melania's origin story.

2/8/2025, 1:28:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh boy! Increased pressure! Dorkspeak for blathering bullshit.

2/8/2025, 1:25:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just to clarify, friendly Federal judges, not State

1/8/2025, 6:59:28 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

$1 says Trump and Epstein enjoyed watching Melania and Ghislaine go at it.

1/8/2025, 6:57:15 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Except it will take a decade or more to undo. An EO would just be the easy first step.

1/8/2025, 6:54:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

more dumber 🙄

1/8/2025, 6:53:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

$1 says Trump and Epstein liked to watch Melania and Ghislaine go at it.

1/8/2025, 6:51:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell, 1984

1/8/2025, 6:48:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does Trump understand... 🤣🤣🤣 Asha is hilarious!

1/8/2025, 1:53:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

"In open defiance" What a bizarre framing.

31/7/2025, 3:53:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially if you just make up numbers.

30/7/2025, 11:43:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans enjoy their cushy job. They know if they stand up to Trump, they'll get primaried and will have to go get a real job. So they will *never* do it.

30/7/2025, 10:42:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to be one piss poor business person to think that this insanity is permanent, as well as the risk of a PR nightmare. Let's see who all the morally bankrupt dummies are.

29/7/2025, 11:55:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Too little far too late. Thousands will die in the coming weeks.

29/7/2025, 3:52:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have to frisk someone to find an AR15... just saying 🤷🤣

29/7/2025, 3:30:29 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

"Here's the deal, you get immunity for saying these names. The deal is off if you say anything about Trump. Play nice and you get to go back to England" I really doubt if it's more complicated than that.

27/7/2025, 8:39:16 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

"fueled by population growth, the climate crisis, and the collapse of traditional peacemaking" "bandits or armed herders — ethnically Fulani pastoralists" I'm not sure I see the point of framing this as attacks on "Christians." Just a guess, but I'm not sure that's the driving factor.

27/7/2025, 8:34:46 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

You need help.

27/7/2025, 1:50:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Wipe Israel from existence. Would the world become slightly better, or worse?

27/7/2025, 1:49:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

1 m by 2100? Who cares? How about a mere 6" by 2050? That's more than enough. Even places like Portland OR, 70 miles from the ocean will be affected because surprise! Rivers like the Columbia rise with the ocean. The 2100 frame is counterproductive. It's too far in the future for people to grasp.

26/7/2025, 1:57:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

"Perjure yourself in front of Congress, tell them Trump had nothing to do with any of this, and we will send you back to England."

23/7/2025, 10:12:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

23/7/2025, 10:07:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

The Hero with a Thousand Faces

22/7/2025, 3:38:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Or... a very large % will be siphoned off as grift. The detentions are primarily camouflage.

22/7/2025, 3:12:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Odd how Republicans are all in favor of gun-free zones where THEY work 🤔

19/7/2025, 7:39:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no 3D Chess. Every decision is based off of grift and/or ego. If it feeds either, he'll do it. Stop framing these people as James Bond super villains.

19/7/2025, 7:36:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Your journalism school would like a word about the poor framing of that headline.

19/7/2025, 7:29:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

There's also a picture of Epstein's place that is 99% identical. My, what a coincidence 🙄

18/7/2025, 8:12:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Slight correction, Trump believes in money and ego. He was paid to be against wind. He has no actual opinion.

18/7/2025, 8:10:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Most Climate models show that it will bad enough by 2035 that it can in no way be ignored, except by the zealots of course. It's already far too late to stop the momentum. Sea levels will rise, forests will burn, rain deluge flooding, but it *will* get too horrific to ignore, and soon.

18/7/2025, 8:09:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm happy Trump is talking about this. I'd love it if all he ever did was golf and talk about stupid shit like this.

18/7/2025, 8:03:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

An assistant who hallucinates 7% to 15% of the time? Lies to me based on those hallucinations? And Mr Suleyman thinks I'm supposed to worry about emotional connections? Seriously? Aren't we getting just a bit ahead of ourselves?

18/7/2025, 8:00:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

When police take evidence, laptops, notebooks, videos, etc it's all documented. That *should* make it rather hard to destroy evidence assuming this "little black book of clients" ever even existed. So who has the list of evidence?

16/7/2025, 10:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

"If only they understood the facts, they would..." How many times does this narrative need to be proven false before people stop using it? It's a very kumbaya worldview. You have an entrenched ideology of, "It's my land, the gov can not tell me what to do with it. Taxes are theft" etc

16/7/2025, 8:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wake me if it's still discussed by anyone in two weeks

13/7/2025, 10:50:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their incompetence and ineptitude will be the only thing that saves us

13/7/2025, 10:46:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure Trump has the mental ability to "discover" anything. That implies a host of cognitive abilities that he has not demonstrated for a very long time.

12/7/2025, 1:49:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure many Texans understand that the National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP) falls under FEMA. 🙄

12/7/2025, 1:47:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A scarf they wear in Paraguay? Its possible my spelling sucks 🙄

10/7/2025, 2:35:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rebozos? 🤔

10/7/2025, 1:07:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No birkenstocks and wool socks?

10/7/2025, 1:03:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem originates with the Conservative ideology of, "The government should not tell me what I can do with my property." That's almost ok until the cost of your "liberty" is socialized. When you expect We The People to pay to rebuild bridges, roads, sewers, power, & your homes in a flood plain

9/7/2025, 7:50:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas disaster area is redundant

6/7/2025, 8:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least 70% of feckless Democrats deserve to be primaried

4/7/2025, 1:38:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Not very well framed. Being antisemitic is still frowned on. It's the tolerance for those who so desperately want to conflate these concepts that are finally coming to an end. People are not embracing the label of antisemitism, they are simply telling that crowd exactly how far they can fuck off.

3/7/2025, 10:55:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

Every decision by Trump is guided by grift and/or ego. If it feeds either one, he'll do it. Iran was ego. The Marines in LA is ego. The BBB is grift. The wall, deportation concentration camps, all grift.

3/7/2025, 8:54:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skoul uv gernalizm

3/7/2025, 8:47:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservatives screaming, "We're not the world's police!" have turned into.... 🙄

2/7/2025, 9:48:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mikehughjass.bsky.social (@mikehughjass.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no such thing as a "loophole." Highly educated legal experts intentionally craft and insert language into bills. There was no post hoc tax genius that discovered a "loophole" to exploit.

2/7/2025, 3:25:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't leave out the gleeful excitement Republicans will have over those deaths. Right wing viagra.

1/7/2025, 9:32:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All grift. All trading campaign donations for government contracts

1/7/2025, 9:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You do not "lose Ag land." When Ag is a more profitable use than a solar array, guess what happens.

30/6/2025, 6:02:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has that EVER happened before!? 🤯

30/6/2025, 4:41:41 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would make a great SNL skit. Fatally stupid. A lot like the, "Left Behind" books 🤣

30/6/2025, 4:25:45 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm amazed Thune did not fire her and either leave the position vacant or replace her with a sycophant.

30/6/2025, 4:20:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Opting out of science class = intellectual child neglect

28/6/2025, 1:09:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So by June of 2026, the economy tanks. 👍🙄

25/6/2025, 6:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laos was 1964, but even then, it was covert. So who was first that was not covert? Libya, 86?

22/6/2025, 7:30:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Japanese were not at war with the United States, they were at war with Pearl Harbor

22/6/2025, 1:43:02 PM | 637 102 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has anyone been arrested???????????????????

19/6/2025, 8:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless someone is arrested, it's obviously not illegal to turn them away.

19/6/2025, 5:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where's the geo locate of 86 47?

14/6/2025, 10:47:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Primary - Gerrymandering = 🙄

14/6/2025, 10:45:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pass out oranges and chicken tacos to the police. 👍

14/6/2025, 2:23:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until they learn about eggplants 🙄

13/6/2025, 4:39:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leaf blowers it is 🤷

13/6/2025, 4:34:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sly was the reason Led Zeppelin IV, with Stairway to Heaven, stayed at #2.

13/6/2025, 2:38:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does this require a hoe? You still have to ask before using the back hoe, right?

10/6/2025, 5:40:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's his viagra. How is that not obvious?

10/6/2025, 1:47:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hand out tacos. Pollo. It'll make that piece of shit stroke out. Mockery is a powerful tool.

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Mine is a clover base with mostly Batchelor buttons, daisy, and poppies, but I'm adding foxglove, borage and lupine.

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