Thank you so much.
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Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
If you think the bruises on Donald's hands are bad from last week, you should see his knees from Alaska.
Brilliant 🧵 You must look at the pictures 😻
Outstanding!
I would love a link to the original article.
Thanks for the heads up.
Damn. At 74, I take what I can get.
Also a wonderful opportunity to break out the bubbly.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
They couldn’t even throw in some random capitalizations? These guys are truly a bunch of incompetent buffoons.
The National Guardners
Out-fucking-standing!
Whew! 😅 I’ll kick them to the curb if I must, but for now my k-tv is safe 😝
Gotta hand it to the artist.
Another shooting in the US this week, still no gun control. Some cartoons from my archive that, sadly, just keep on being relevant. #USA #shooting #guns #gunviolence
Excellent way to recruit Brown Shirts and Gestapo
@dennisgoris.bsky.social
If I were running for office against a Republican, I’d make “I’m not Trump’s bitch like our current representative” a central theme of my campaign.
Gotta go with you on this one Jamelle.
I’m not sure if I would have used the word ‘letting’, but no, the two parties are not the same. Former Cali resident here and I must say I feel like a chump for voting to establish the independent redistricting process.
Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...
I wouldn’t be mad at it Sounds like an excellent plan
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... amirite????
Children have to deal with mass shootings in schools while certain adults can't even handle a logo change.
One (1) person gets to say the ham sandwich thing and then no one else, sorry those are the rules
Hello
“Buy?” Sounded like a shakedown to me.
I’ve often wondered why there isn’t a alternative minimum tax on corporations. Well, I know the reason but there should be.
I wonder how sending NG troops out of their home states away from their homes and jobs for essentially bullshit missions will effect morale and long term recruitment?
Exactly.
yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt
I saw “Cracker Barrel” trending and thought y’all were still talking about Sidney Sweeney’s jeans.
The Rude Pundit asked this morning on BlueSky whether MAGA was pissed because they got rid of the cracker or the barrel.
ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
Can Mike Johnson refuse to seat new members of the House due to electoral fraud?
Tremendous crossover move right here:
I know cultural appropriation when I see it. 🤔
Somebody somewhere being happy and doing things that MAGA doesn’t.
Inquiring minds want to know. 😀
Here, fixed it.
😂
I remember Prop 187 in California ultimately didn’t work out to well for Republicans there.
I am a little surprised that Trump is able to use a metaphor.
Beat me to it. 👍🏻
Deploying MRAPs does seem a bit excessive unless the pot holes are worse than I thought.
I would say that calling Trump naive gives him way much credit. I would say aggressively ignorant.
I started reading you at LGM. I’d say you’ve earned them.
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
One of these things is not like the other #washingtondc
Want a trillion hits on YouTube? Get a bunch of kindergarteners who live in DC, Chicago, NYC, and LA to read grown republicans’ tweets about how scared they are of those cities
Look up the word ‘metaphor’ in the dictionary.
Don’t we all.
Law abiding white person. Fixed it.
And now, these guys are running the government.
Beautiful, indeed
Trump's feelings about the crime statistics during the era when he was a cash-flashing chick magnet are basically the same as your feelings about the bands you loved when you were fifteen. He just doesn't want to hear about anything that's happened since then.
Wow!
And don’t forget Dr. Phil’s appearance on the same show. More bullshit.
Congress didn’t abdicate its responsibility, Republicans did. This is a classic example of bullshit: technically true but essentially false.
From Scott Dworkin A new billboard went up in downtown Phoenix, AZ, featuring a shirtless Trump chest-deep in a swamp wearing a crown, holding a Trump brand phone. IA sinking Tesla, a plane with “Big Beautiful Bribe” on the side of it, and more. More here: dworkinsubstack.com/p/tru…
I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was
The ghost of Albert Speers: Are you fucking kidding me?
If PBS and NPR stations survive the shutdown of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, then they no longer have to give a shit if the federal government is upset with their coverage.
Classic.
Utah…
I think this sums up MAGA beliefs: The sunk cost fallacy is our tendency to continue with an endeavor we've invested money, effort, or time into—even if the current costs outweigh the benefits.
Homicide rates per 100,000 2024 Ohio-8.5 New York-4.5 Per CDC
2024 homicide rate per 100,000: Ohio-8.5 New York-4.5 Per CDC
Quelle surprise!
At this point, I’m surprised that the Epstein files haven’t ‘accidentally’ fallen down the stairs doing a double Ivana in the process.
The worst effects of Trump's economic policies may not hit for several years. Should Democrats withhold a real effort to win the next two elections so that they aren't the ones saddled with blame?
Every political journalist in America: "OUR NARRATIVE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR PRECIOUS NARRATIVE?"
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison
Unpopular opinion: we were better off when American masculinity was defined in terms of stoicism and self-restraint then whatever the fuck the neofascists are peddling. And we should make a concerted effort to promote it.
Trump's bringing back Western Civilization, specifically the part of the Iliad where Achilles pouts over his sex slave being stolen
Amen.
As for a Dem Rogen, call Hunter Biden.
This new Devo music video sucks.
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
You and Jack Benny!
ICE agents, heads up, memories are long. www.bbc.com/news/world-e...
Yes, they keep catching Republicans.
I think we are also witnessing the beginnings of MAGA making their peace with pedophilia.
As in so many cases, Occam's Razor applies. It's not that the election was rigged; it's just that Americans are that fucking stupid 🧐
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
Thank you for the reminder. Image saved for later use.
