Profile banner
Profile picture

zane

@mikepence.bsky.social

e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

created October 10, 2023

523 followers 1,120 following 686 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta tune in!

2/9/2025, 2:12:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/fint... Even dumber lol

2/9/2025, 2:07:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just a distraction from Bill Belichick's college football debut

2/9/2025, 12:22:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Dye dripped into his eyes while he was driving

31/8/2025, 7:40:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

How bad is Ohio State losing the field position battle

30/8/2025, 6:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

A woke Army covers the spread easy

30/8/2025, 2:04:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

New hush payments incoming

30/8/2025, 2:03:41 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

bud there’s plenty of room in my head, what are you doing out there

29/8/2025, 10:17:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh mine fell off my Aircraft Loaded Tots Carrier

29/8/2025, 2:02:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbf it is very impolite and that’s why you should do it to these sycophantic liars

29/8/2025, 12:12:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s uniquely awful

28/8/2025, 5:30:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

“Distributors pull back from political nonfiction” lol great description on fear of retaliation from the Trump admin. You’re doing great NYT

28/8/2025, 5:02:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Side benefit of being dumb: I’ll forget all of this by the time it comes out

28/8/2025, 3:29:44 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Ritchie: “No”

28/8/2025, 3:20:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Between that and designing her MC Escher Christmas decorations she’s booked through December

28/8/2025, 3:20:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon Musk spent 6 or 7 figures on plastic surgery to look like that other guy too

28/8/2025, 2:26:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

What a bleak country we live in

27/8/2025, 6:00:28 PM | 77 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]

25/8/2025, 8:30:59 PM | 4045 802 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

JUST IN: He’s lying

26/8/2025, 7:49:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Shough is super young, still a lot of years to figure it out

26/8/2025, 6:58:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this a scheduled post

26/8/2025, 1:35:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

As he’s covering up his rotting hand lol

25/8/2025, 3:00:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

This is going to be a really long 6-8 months

25/8/2025, 2:14:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law

20/8/2025, 4:52:57 PM | 15569 2832 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Taylor realized most of her clicks come from middle and high school kids

20/8/2025, 4:32:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

My theory is that most Americans don’t have object permanence

20/8/2025, 3:55:36 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

…as a bulk reliever

20/8/2025, 3:37:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Is my precious Dershowitz still ok???

19/8/2025, 7:57:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe this is a thing for sex offenders when voting

18/8/2025, 8:04:21 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) reposted

It sounds conspiratorial to suggest that Vladimir Putin told Donald Trump behind closed doors to launch an assault on mail-in voting in elections administered by the states, and Trump immediately set about mobilizing federal power to do it… but that is literally Trump’s account of what happened.

18/8/2025, 6:51:35 PM | 9204 2670 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm starting to think this fashy power play isn’t about crime prevention at all

18/8/2025, 6:36:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

When your state is perfect like Mississippi it makes sense to send your National Guard to other cities

18/8/2025, 6:21:11 PM | 73 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Famous fair election advocate Vladimir Putin

18/8/2025, 5:49:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to be sizeist but maybe this is good for our our National Guard to get some steps in

16/8/2025, 5:51:20 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Bryan I am also in Columbus but would invite you if I ever did anything of value

15/8/2025, 11:29:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

15/8/2025, 11:26:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

So not even close

15/8/2025, 11:08:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

This image will haunt me

15/8/2025, 10:42:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot start!

15/8/2025, 5:29:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

lol Jesus Christ they’re so pitiful

15/8/2025, 5:27:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely Apple will eat these costs and not pass them to the consumer

15/8/2025, 5:03:48 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

No better place to be a cheater and liar than America in 2025

15/8/2025, 3:08:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Larry Ellison paying off the “largest fine in ncaa history” for his gf’s birthday present

15/8/2025, 3:07:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit I went 0/13 on those names

14/8/2025, 3:24:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Punchable smug idiot?

14/8/2025, 2:21:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Might as well be a confirmation of the reporting

14/8/2025, 2:20:35 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s fair, just letting you know how I view it

13/8/2025, 10:49:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

If you look at any time he editorializes it’s always through that lens. Nancy Pelosi sucks but you can also see how often she gets singled out compared to any Republican. I follow him because the info is valuable but you also have to be aware how it’s framed

13/8/2025, 10:47:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Republican mouthpiece repeats Republican messaging

13/8/2025, 10:38:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Flood the zone has worked every time for them so I guess why not

13/8/2025, 6:39:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Kris Bryant getting there in only 11 games is truly impressive

13/8/2025, 6:02:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect form

13/8/2025, 6:00:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

13/8/2025, 3:43:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Crushed it like a prospective Hawaiian real estate deal (sorry)

13/8/2025, 4:25:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Rothschild (@davmicrot.bsky.social) reposted

Republican Elite (publicly): NY, DC, LA crime-ridden hellholes filled with losers who deserve to die Republican Elite (privately): we choose to personally live in NY, DC, LA because we want easy access to everything, high wages, understand our propaganda is just hate-fueled lies aimed at minorities

13/8/2025, 3:09:07 AM | 105 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

“I’m being told by my producer that you are piercing the disinformation bubble we’ve placed our viewers in so that’s all the time we have”

12/8/2025, 11:56:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Methinks this Loomer character might not be on the up and up

12/8/2025, 11:52:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

12/8/2025, 10:27:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

We are a joke of a country

12/8/2025, 8:22:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Women👏🏻can👏🏻be👏🏻evil👏🏻too👏🏻

12/8/2025, 8:08:14 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Pictured seconds after a bee sting

12/8/2025, 7:47:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Feels like he’s desperately trying to convince himself that his career of study is not in actuality just Republican Calvinball. (It is.)

12/8/2025, 7:44:12 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Car selfie avi: WHAT ABOUT OUR BRAVE TROOPS AND COPS????

12/8/2025, 7:28:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Unusual Whales attempt to hide your libertarian finance bro leanings challenge: Impossible

12/8/2025, 7:10:02 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Unusual Whales is pretty obviously libertarian/right-wing

12/8/2025, 7:05:59 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t think I will

12/8/2025, 5:14:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

UK and United States having a genocide enabler-off

9/8/2025, 10:52:16 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Reread this 10 times and feel like I’m losing my mind

9/8/2025, 10:33:29 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s almost like that’s part of the reason legacy media hires these people

8/8/2025, 3:48:44 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Never, ever accept any blame seems to be right wing rule #1

6/8/2025, 3:57:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahaha this country is so cooked

6/8/2025, 3:13:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Gonna bury Ghislaine in the foundation

2/8/2025, 9:15:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Could see ICE raiding the field on any team that scores against the US

2/8/2025, 7:12:59 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

And at shockingly low prices

2/8/2025, 4:31:46 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

You gotta get on the apps

1/8/2025, 8:18:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m taking the over

1/8/2025, 6:31:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Excited to learn we gained 5 million jobs next month from whatever new sycophant he picks

1/8/2025, 6:17:00 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

That seems like a pretty dogshit return right? I’m sitting here wondering how Seattle still has Harry Ford

31/7/2025, 4:34:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

The most fun stat: 6’ 10”

31/7/2025, 4:33:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

If/when Hunter returns do you think it’ll be Singer or Chase getting bumped to the pen?

31/7/2025, 4:07:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Handsome ass cast

27/7/2025, 5:50:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

And America ie retarded enough to be

27/7/2025, 5:45:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

What

27/7/2025, 5:43:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

The ugly fashy kid was an inch away from being one of the greatest American heroes

27/7/2025, 5:39:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

But then what’s the perk of being a cop if you have to help people instead of channeling the rage you have from family court at strangers?

26/7/2025, 10:52:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

smug, stupid and unfunny is a helluva combo for a comedian

25/7/2025, 10:25:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren Rinaldi (@laurenrinaldi.bsky.social) reposted

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

24/7/2025, 8:02:47 PM | 9896 1656 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Was this thumbnail done by an angry intern that hates them?

21/7/2025, 10:26:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

“Coerce me to use certain words” is the most I wanna be a victim thing I’ve ever seen

20/7/2025, 6:19:43 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Indistinguishable from a racist grandmas Facebook post down to the url fuck up

19/7/2025, 10:24:26 PM | 48 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

I think everyone in this thread put more thought into it than the teen groyper that runs her Twitter account

19/7/2025, 9:00:05 PM | 103 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Protein Diet Coke would immediately deplete the world of aluminum

19/7/2025, 4:08:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.

18/7/2025, 4:51:59 PM | 16494 4856 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Every ball is a ground ball if you’re patient enough

18/7/2025, 7:32:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely she did some self-reflection and changed her beliefs once she saw there was nothing in the Comet basement

18/7/2025, 6:19:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Schrödinger's n-word

18/7/2025, 5:19:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Also untalented as fuck lol

18/7/2025, 3:46:31 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re so pissed the conspiracy theory they leveraged to destroy democracy and hurt minorities is boomeranging on them. Guess no one could have seen one of the most notorious sexual predators being implicated

18/7/2025, 12:27:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Josh is so fun. Everyone killed it on this one

17/7/2025, 7:03:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zane (@mikepence.bsky.social) reply parent

Love to hold my side piece tenderly during the kiss cam segment while prominently positioned at the front of a private box. What could go wrong?

17/7/2025, 5:41:39 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view