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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social

Donald Trump has died

sep 1, 2025, 11:52 pm • 170 7

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LowCalCalzoneZone @lowcalcalzonezone.bsky.social

Don't tease us

sep 2, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tikka Tikka Finn Fancy @finn-fancy.bsky.social

image
sep 2, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

Has he tried just not doing that?

sep 2, 2025, 12:17 am • 2 0 • view
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social

No no, let him cook

sep 2, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Wile E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social

Funniest diarrhea ever

sep 2, 2025, 12:06 am • 7 0 • view
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

oh you think it's funny that he choked on his own diarrhea while trying to suck himself off? grow up.

sep 2, 2025, 1:46 am • 4 1 • view
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Wile E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social

Sorry it's funny

sep 2, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Dystopian Utopia @dystopian-utopia.bsky.social

May he Rest in Piss.

sep 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 11 0 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

Condolences to that unfortunate piss

sep 2, 2025, 12:19 am • 7 0 • view
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social

If you keep saying it eventually it will be true

sep 2, 2025, 12:15 am • 3 0 • view
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Phil @phoutz.bsky.social

Four men crossing a street, John Lenon, Ringo Star, George Harrison, and Donald Trump. Trump is barefoot.
sep 2, 2025, 12:30 am • 3 0 • view
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Leave Omelas @abbendectomy.bsky.social

Melania is unreachable but aides says she's beside Justin Trudeau right now.

sep 2, 2025, 12:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Leave Omelas @abbendectomy.bsky.social

Editor's note: beside herself*

sep 2, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Leave Omelas @abbendectomy.bsky.social

He was a controversial man, but America has never seen a greater patriot. im sorry

sep 2, 2025, 12:02 am • 1 0 • view
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MFSTEVE @mfsteve.bsky.social

Concerning

sep 2, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art

The turd was simply too large and he died

sep 2, 2025, 12:12 am • 2 0 • view
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theycallmedre2025 @applesmith2025.bsky.social

Donald recently met with Putin. Does Putin not poison people. The End.

sep 2, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
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zane @mikepence.bsky.social

This is just a distraction from Bill Belichick's college football debut

sep 2, 2025, 12:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Jeffery @thegreatawk.bsky.social

Condolences to his family

sep 1, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social

Eric is inconsolable

sep 1, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

Barron is speechless, but that’s nothing new.

sep 2, 2025, 12:19 am • 3 0 • view
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D.B. Law👊🫡🍺😸🎃🧛🧟🧌 @dblaw.bsky.social

One of the good ones. Rip

sep 1, 2025, 11:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dan @dster.bsky.social

Can he do that???

sep 1, 2025, 11:54 pm • 7 0 • view
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Matunos @matunos.bsky.social

it's of questionable constitutionality

sep 2, 2025, 12:05 am • 7 0 • view
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Active Shooter McGavin @alleycatsarebest.bsky.social

These are by far the funniest responses

sep 2, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social

F

sep 2, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Brandon @goldensama.bsky.social

Eventually someone will skeet this and it will be true. That will be a good day.

sep 2, 2025, 12:05 am • 3 0 • view
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social

that day is right now

sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 6 0 • view
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social

Very sad news. The video of Don Jr being sworn in was bittersweet.

sep 2, 2025, 12:01 am • 6 0 • view
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Wile E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social

Don't blame me I voted for Eric

sep 2, 2025, 12:06 am • 7 0 • view
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A cat Driver @acabdriver.bsky.social

Misogynist

sep 2, 2025, 12:09 am • 3 0 • view
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Wile E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social

I just think Eric's face would look better on money

sep 2, 2025, 12:11 am • 4 0 • view
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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social

I printed my own Eric's and if you fold them into pyramids they look like Cher singing walking in Memphis.

sep 2, 2025, 12:12 am • 5 1 • view
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A cat Driver @acabdriver.bsky.social

Incredible youtu.be/TYdC1uwO4UI?...

sep 2, 2025, 12:14 am • 3 0 • view
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☭ Comrade *$toph 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @busterskeaton.bsky.social

Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.

sep 2, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social

I’ve heard it was explosive diarrhea

sep 2, 2025, 12:05 am • 18 0 • view
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mateohh @mateohh.bsky.social

if only like that scene from Formula 51 (or The 51st State)

sep 2, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social

Fart attack

sep 2, 2025, 12:06 am • 14 0 • view
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

RIP in pieces

sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 7 0 • view
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social

his corpse will be pieced out and sold to the highest bidder as collectibles

sep 2, 2025, 12:09 am • 3 0 • view
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Cam @camjokesaround.bsky.social

NFTs

sep 2, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Kai su, bygåy 💫 @bygay.bsky.social

Ferengi Commerce Authority approves

sep 2, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view