Crooking the books.
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Crooking the books.
Corporate executives who defraud nursing homes? Pardoned. Reality TV stars who evade millions in taxes? Pardoned. Thousands of January 6th rioters? Pardoned. Anyone who opposes Trump? Prosecuted.
Finally, we’ve been waiting on this ruling! Yet another illegal action by Trump. Now get them out of D.C. and keep them out of Chicago! A federal judge in California found that Trump crossed the line when he sent about 5,000 Marines and National Guard troops into Los Angeles during
Look out Home Depot & Immigration courts. Not to mention the parks.
No idea what this Oval Office announcement is. Could be resigning Could be apologizing because Stephen Miller molted all over the Residence and someone caught staff dumping the exuviae out of the window Could be clarifying that tariff revenue is really eleventy three trillion
He just learned the Macarena. Dammit.
The 2PM Oval Office announcement tomorrow is the only thing on his calendar. rollcall.com/factbase/tru...
Is Stephen fucking Miller running our country right now? 👀 open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
📢 Release the Epstein files! #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory
This is my 95-year-old neighbor. He's been living alone since his wife passed away from cancer, and not long ago, he also lost his loyal companion dog. Now, every day, our chicken Hei Hei escapes the yard just to visit him. She sits with him, accepts treats, and lets him pet her like an old
Maybe Don Jr. will make the announcement.
An Aquatic plant producing oxygen. #bluesky
By far my favorite part of January 6.
We want to give a big shout-out to Palm Beach Gardens, New York City, Boston, Los Angeles, Houston, Albuquerque, Cleveland, and Greensboro! Thank you for showing up today and making your voices heard! 💚✊
This is how it's done! They were Warned! Love it!
Never forget this: Working people outnumber the billionaires and CEOs by a huge margin. If workers stand together, they will win. Solidarity.
Adios, Graham Greene. Not just a great actor, but a ballsy actor who took risks and expanded the palate of roles for Native American performers. Sure, Dances With Wolves, but, man, check him out as a total flirt in Transamerica or as a UFO-obsessed loner on Reservation Dogs. Such masterful presence.
And that's when Jimmy Conway found out his good friend Tommy DeVito had been whacked. He did not handle it well.
Have you tried unplugging the AI and using a calculator?
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
NEW: Nadler will not seek re-election, citing the need for a new generation of leaders. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/n...
It’s time to teach Susan Collins a lesson.
Happy 86th birthday Lily Tomlin. My first memory of Lily was watching her singing and signing "Sing” on Sesame Street. Till this day, I still associate this song with Lily more than The Carpenters.
Russia’s actions get played down to avoid “major escalation”; even if Russia were to kill a major world leader or general, everything would be done to avoid evoking real retaliatory measures.
Overwhelm people with a geyser of shit, and make it seem normal. -Steve Bannon
One thing they’ve been very successful at is making it so when sober experts put their careers and reputations on the line to issue grave warnings, it gets mostly a shrug.
Shayla: "I can't quit, I need the money." Elliot narrating: "There it is again, the invisible hand at work, controlling us, even if it pushes us past our threshold of pain." "The illusion of choice. The illusion of control." From Mr. Robot
Bluesky has been critical to Democracy Docket's growth and reach. Nate Silver is an idiot.
go.bsky.app/Ntm4AYm
MAGA Host’s Wife To Die Thanks to RFK Jr., But He Blames Biden
Boston in the house ✊
IT’S HAPPENING! Floridians are painting rainbows around potholes 🌈 It makes rainbows proliferate. 🌈 It increases safety; dangerous spots are more visible. 🌈 And it exposes the absurdity of DeSantis ordering rainbows scrubbed away instead of fixing hazards that put drivers at risk. #RainbowRoad
Never lose your humanity. Love all living things #Resist h/t Meow Magic
It will be immediately confiscated by the people he owes money to.
Trump on the cover of French magazine Le Point. Translation: “Man from Moscow” Le Point is a major French weekly news magazine. It is considered a center-right / conservative-leaning publication.
me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal
there's a very simple reason why conservative influencers source their blanks from abroad: pursuance of self-interest and profit maximization are considered virtues in their worldview. supporting US manufacturing would be like supporting welfare.
my bluesky
This is now two consecutive popes who have loudly stood against fascism and general malfeasance by the far-right -- both elected, in part, by conservative cardinals within the Catholic Church. It's almost as though God is trying to communicate something here.
this is how detailed i want the info. measurements + construction + bulletpoints. all this for a "simple" pair of jeans
i wish brands would include more technical information in their product descriptions. i don't need to know this was inspired by timeless italian men summering in nantucket who could dress up or down. i want to know the fabric weight, leather tanning method, seam construction, etc.
After banning visas for Palestinian children seeking medical care, the Trump administration is now banning any Palestinian passport holders from entering the United States. Extraordinary bigotry being converted into US policy. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
8/31/25: Massive music festival has erupted right yesterday in Washington D.C. against the Trump regime. Don't bother checking cable news... they're not showing it. Who's streets? Our streets!!
Happy Labor Day, folks! Unions built the middle class, and it’s more important than ever that we stand together in support of workers and workers’ rights. Thank you to the people of Charlotte for welcoming me and @gabbygiffords.bsky.social at the parade this morning.
stolen from xhitter
Photo passed along from a federal employee from inside the Dept of Labor building, where a giant Orwellian image of Trump's face is now draped outside. Big Brother is watching.
If you think I'm being a crass insensitive smartass about this now, wait until you see how I am if he actually does die.
The epic trolling continues! 😭☠️😭 #Pinks #LoserTrump #GoGavin
🚨We🚨Must🚨Not🚨Allow🚨Brutalization🚨Of🚨Protesters🚨To🚨Be🚨Normalized!!!
Dogs are amazing! ❤️🐕🐾 #dog #dogday #bluesky
Happy Labor Day to the union workers who built America’s middle class.
If he isn't lying, he's dying.
The United States had one of the worst COVID outcomes in the entire world from a body count standpoint. Anyone who argues with a straight face we were TOO cautious is an unserious imbecile.
It's the little things.
Can a dead brain worm resurrect & switch hosts? Asking for a dictator. It's trump. I'm asking for Trump.
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer
Trump confirmed dead... on his feet.
Trump and Republicans attack unions because they know organized workers are powerful. But let’s be clear: workers built this country—not billionaires. (1/2)
I'm just gonna flip on some corporate media really quick... ABC: ads CNN: ads Back to CNN: Trump's Chicago "immigration enforcement" MSNBC: Protests in Chicago Back to ABC: A "federal judge getting in the way of Trump's immigration crackdown" Back to CNN: Weekend travel Nothing about Trump MIA
Hey Congress – make Alex Acosta's testimony public and televised. There's absolutely no ethical reason for it to be private and transcribed. Nefarious AF. We need to hear your questions. We want to see him squirm. We need to see him squirm. Yet another sign of a cover-up.
Where's his hair? He looks like he's on death's door. He needs to address the media.
> @governor.ca.gov
HOLY CRAP!!! I’m coming home from the gym in The Villages and I drive by this Labor Day protest. IN THE VILLAGES!!! 👊🏼👊🏼
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @andertoon.bsky.social )
Trump working hard to lower prices this morning
Weekend at Donnie’s bsky.app/profile/atru...
We do not fully grasp how damaging the SCOTUS’ presidential immunity decision was. What we know is it was a disaster and the huge damage it has caused is being compounded daily. That is because the result is a collaboration between corrupt justices, a supine Congress and a demented President.
Difference between a husky and border collie... 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky
AXIOS: “(Trump’s) tariff policy will cost midsize businesses $82.3 billion, according to a new report from the JPMorganChase Institute…” www.axios.com/sponsored/mi...
JB Pritzker to CBS on Trump deploying troops: "He'd like to stop the elections in 2026 or, frankly, take control of those elections. He'll just claim that there's some problem with an election, and then he's got troops on the ground that can take control if, in fact, he's allowed to do this."
Good Morning, have a great day! 🥰
They'll continue to ignore the Epstein files.
never let anyone tell you it’s too late to follow your dreams
Oh, the irony if #DonaldTrump dies before Joe Biden. What will corporate media do with itself?
If we don’t stand up for these victims, who will ?
GOOD NIGHT YOU KNUCKLE HEAD!!!
“Staggeringly dishonest” Tariffs are taxes on Americans, and Bessent (and Trump) know it
He's like the end of a Saturday Night Live over here. "GOOD NIGHT AEROSMITH"
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him post a “good night” before.
A Supreme Court justice or two
It’s great to see President Biden doing well and warmly greeted by The People while leaving church. I miss his grace, decency, and compassionate leadership. You will always be the President of my heart and the architect of my path. May God bless and protect you and your family, Mr. President.🇺🇸
sorry to get political but nothing rudy giuliani could do would top the euphoria of watching the four seasons total landscaping press conference go down in real time, and that includes him dying
This is the kind of thing you post at 6:54 if you might be dead.
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
I have my own harsh criticisms of how the media has covered this era, but I'm mystified at this perspective.
If that Trump Truth Social account posts an apology to someone, admits making a mistake, or accepts responsibility for something, then we will know something is definitely up.
The United States killed American Indians and drove them from their homes in order to steal their land. Could it work in Gaza?
Dog realises when the point has been won and celebrates. #bluesky #dog #dogaday
POPE LEO: “Let us plead God to stop the pandemic of arms, large and small, which infects our world.” He prays for the victims in Minneapolis, and “the countless children killed and injured every day around the world”
