you can tell they’re inbred from this graphic design
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you can tell they’re inbred from this graphic design
got an A rating on my fantasy draft from ESPN app, the true kiss of death
but the third seat is just a legend...isn't it...?
press C to respect the Cone
crazy that August has 31 days. not at all what you’d expect
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
have a feeling we may hear soon
huge fan of Butler and so excited for this one
no it isn’t
"Ibrahim further clarifies that he is not a Trump voter, nor was he a fan of the Biden administration. “When it comes to MAHA,” he says, “I don’t necessarily follow it. I recognize that some of what RFK Jr. says is true and some of the stuff he says is false.” at last, the median American voter
haha everyone comes to this epiphany sooner or later. you can tell we’re related because of how much we both post
I talked to Abed Ibrahim, the restaurateur who went viral and got dogpiled for posting about how his fledgling food stand Tallow has struggled to attract customers. He says there's nothing political about frying in tallow—but in today's America, staying out of the culture wars isn't so easy.
what's the rule? no white people after Labor Day?
Great convo with Lincoln about how Mads and I wrote our book and the joys of publishing on your own terms! 👇🏻
using the Weapons restroom
i’ll shoot fish in a barrel i don’t give a fuck
treat yourself
i don’t fit in the bathtub
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
oh
that last cabinet meeting where they all had to kiss Trump’s ass for like five hours was his Make-A-Wish
yes
apparently there's a viral trend of really hot people posing naked with our book? pretty cool
new display name to reflect current hopes
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
bring it on
For @flaminghydra.com I talked to @jessesword.com, a lexicographer and, full disclosure, my friend, about the perfect word "clankers" and the extremely imperfect story that's being told about where it came from: flaminghydra.com/clank-clank/
okay since this got a moderation label the pic is not me to be clear lol
apparently there's a viral trend of really hot people posing naked with our book? pretty cool
!!
my other most tattered tank. don’t this one would survive anything but a delicate hand washing at this point
get those chips out before the tide comes in
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
This saying fuckin sucks dude
EXCLUSIVE: Court docs appear to show that married Trump DoD appointee Anthony Tata had a 'casual sexual relationship as well as a professional relationship' with astrology influencer Amy Tripp, aka Starheal, investing in her company, Starheal LLC, for 5 percent equity. www.thecut.com/article/astr...
Lots of good quotes and advice here! (and tagging @spookymeatball.bsky.social)
"Don’t waste your life complaining about gatekeepers. Make a gate for yourself and walk through it!" I spoke to @milesklee.bsky.social and Mads Gobbo about collaborative writing, small press publishing, and their excellent collection DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND countercraft.substack.com/p/processing...
jackpot
👍🏻
lol truth be told LA has two more months of it being too hot and perfect beach weather plus i actually prefer the winter here but we are all brainwashed to be bittersweet anyway
how the end of summer always feels
Thrilled to talk to Luke about DBD for Welcome to Hell World, revealing how Mads and I wrote these stories, discussing the art of opening and closing lines, and reckoning with humanity’s fate. Also, order Luke’s own forthcoming book, We Had It Coming—it’s a superlative collection of hard-edged gems.
"I used to teach the short story to college students, and they all seemed to think the last line should tie up everything in a big satin bow with the moral attached like a gift tag...But for me, the best short fiction works through discomfort. A reader shouldn’t know what it all means at the end."
snackrilege
Today I chat with @milesklee.bsky.social and @spookymeatball.bsky.social and about their gut-punching, romantic, horrific and funny new collection Double Black Diamond, the short story in general, how their collaboration process worked, and whether or not the world is indeed fucked.
love the parm ones
exactly, how can you even call these "original" flavor. they're not!!
respectfully, who is eating these
I am pro-orgy and take no pleasure in reporting this
Rivian's new tagline: "a truck that WON'T burn you alive and melt your skeleton"
I don’t know how to explain it but “Clarissa Explains It All” is the most Australian-titled American TV series of all time
same
"Curb Your Enthusiasm" has to be the most British-titled American TV series of all time
Due to the horrors, all I’m writing about today is Elizabeth Gilbert and tennis. www.todayintabs.com/p/read-play-...
lol when i type "bald fuck" i only hear it in her voice
Don is just not adapted enough at all. Cronenberg's Cosmopolis underrated!
do it you bald fuck
i am once again asking Yorgos Lanthimos to adapt DeLillo's THE NAMES
cats are just weird dogs when you think about it
Ms. Rolling In Dirt
it's awful that this technology is driving most people insane but also i guess in this one case kind of thrilling
love her so much
i think she just wrote a shitload and not all of it has been translated yet. that New Directions hardcover series is specifically republishing out of print novellas and new translations as far as i know
it’s called we buy a little too many books
someone locked their waifus in a hot car
Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Quite a few of my 16 y/o students keep saying they hate AI (especially Google’s AI answers). Up until now, my kids have only spoken positively about it. A shift is happening
so the massively overhyped machine built on stolen property by people who don’t give a shit not only will replace your job but it’ll also try to help kill you. got it. pretty easy messaging if we’re being honest
you can check out her legal initiative for yourself, I think any reasonable person would agree with their aim to hold big tech companies accountable for harms to users
Thank god, sincerely
I spoke to a tech activist attorney representing the parents of a teen who died by suicide, allegedly after receiving instructions on hanging himself from ChatGPT, in the first wrongful death suit against OpenAI. She believes we’re seeing a shift in public opinion on AI and can expect more suits.
Terrible idea but incredible grift.
reliable brand, tried a few flavors while in Italy last year. nothing as exotic as lime and peppercorn tho, must find…
they do not but are widely used as romantic companions anyway
I think that might be the most Stupid Cyberpunk headline we've produced as a society yet
Elon innovating like Dennis Reynolds
sorry, the algorithm has decided you need muscles
I reckon we should put this guy in charge of some really important infrastructure projects.
"Musk’s infatuation with Ani and similar anime pin-ups has led some fans to seek his attention by catering to his tastes." they are literally showing him AI generated soft core porn to catch his eye and asking him when the new tesla self driving update is coming out hes completely mentally cooked
critics did manage to shame Elon into deleting one particularly sexual clip of the Grok “companion” Ani, but he was soon back to posting about her as if she were his girlfriend
yes... ha ha ha YES
We’re still in the nascent age of generative AI and “real life Tony Stark” has already conceded that his AI’s best path to mass appeal is making anime to jack off to
Even Musk fans and reply guys are growing appalled at his efforts to push his AI model Grok by constantly reposting animations of scantily clad female characters. “Don’t post AI soft porn for at least one day challenge,” writes one.
an ominous start to the fantasy football season
We wrote about Democrats’ favorite messaging nerds advising the party not to talk about Trump’s military takeover in D.C., and instead pivot to tariffs www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
can calculators get horny for big naturals? big tech wrestles with the “80085” question of our time
This article just reminded me of this old tweet
my dentist only gave me a 48 hour reminder of my next checkup. that’s really not enough time to effectively fake like i’ve been flossing the last six months
no deal
already saw them on his Instagram
Double Black Diamond has taken over the marquee at the one and only Rick’s Drive In & Out!! 🍝
Tallow restaurant guy has agreed to an interview with me. stay tuned
kel belle 👻 
