my favorite things jackie chan does during a fight scene - jacket (his or opponent) - ladder - keep precious thing from breaking during fight - heavy thing on end of rope/chain - accidentally switch weapon with opponent
my favorite things jackie chan does during a fight scene - jacket (his or opponent) - ladder - keep precious thing from breaking during fight - heavy thing on end of rope/chain - accidentally switch weapon with opponent
evil timeline jackie chan in magneto style prison: it would be lovely if I had a small bench to sit on guard (first day): I don't see what harm that could do
Don't sleep on "slide down something from a tall height"
Did you just all look same soysauce
Because in every soybean, there are two wolves.
(high pitched) oh ohhh
She's five stars but also a giant red flag.
Congrats on the tutorial missions
Picturing the prayer-squat as you say this
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
Trance dj Armin Van Buurin taking strays out here
If only we Pokemon went to the polls
Hilarious day for this post.
I made that into a limerick about the GOP candidates that year: Well there's Huckabee, anointed by heaven, And McCain, born in 1937? Mitt Romney's a putz, And Ron Paul's just plain nuts, Leaving Rudy: noun, verb, nine-eleven!
Most trans-coded post
SoMeOnE ShOuLd Do SoMeThInG!
Have you considered learning the differences between there and their
Blue ribbon resistance
Lovett specifically seems to be constantly trying to do the right thing to me.
These are great picks
Isn't lovett engaged to a trans person?
THERES A CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE
Ha just had the same thought!
I feel like there is a metaphor in here...
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Thanks that is helpful! Really appreciate it.
As someone new to TTRPGs, can you describe a few situations where you have dealt with problem players? What do they do? What does this look like?
If you're in line to marry Taylor Swift, stay in line!
ME: are pets allowed? UBER DRIVER: of course! ME: *strokes his hair*
I just realized this is literally Pokemon Go to the Polls
Here to glisten, here to yurn
Oh this is great, I've been searching everywhere for a Liv Agar expert (Agspert). Please, tell me, what is a Liv Agar? What is Liv Agarness?
wahh wahh wahhhhhh
You're about halfway through... ....the tutorial mission.
Oh man you're still in the beginning of the game. Wish I could go back and do it all over....what an experience
I know how that feels. Dont stress out about the awkwardness. Sometimes people just need folks around, even if it's awkward, even if it's just to drop something over as a token to know people care about them. You got this.
Bring your friend food. Frozen food they can parcel out when they need it is even better. If they have kids, even more important.
Into THE economy
I have yet to see a single floating banana in real life
You're a skeleton. It is the undead joining you.
There are only three bs in that nest so you are probably fine
Seems like more of a grok question
You know who else was looking at you from a cross and liked your vibe?
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
The beating ended without finishing the job? More like blue balls if you asked me
There really ARE Liv Agars everywhere!
From the makers who brought you this banger youtube.com/shorts/CD-6X...
Sadly birds aren't real
Wait till you hear about how many geks there are
Some woman goes to the theatre, has the experience ruined by some loud kids, and is then is confronted in such a way that she feels she needs to leave the theatre. That's... Pretty shitty for a person to do to another person.
Did your friend pat ever become a decent human?
Mary. Wait. No. Albert Einstein?
We all just get laid too much
The squaaaaak on those birds though
Man we don’t need a liberal Andrew Tate. We already have Bill Clinton
Literally anyone can short an index fund
HA! Not enough random discussion of quantum positioning.
It's stunning that when Klein gets him into a corner on how incoherent his argument is, Hazony can only say "well there are contradictions"
I can't believe you've done this. This is worse than what is happening in Gaza.
Thanks aids. Thaids.
Your ratio denial was wrong, and THEN you got ratified. Declicious.
Spoiler - they actually won't lean left
We.👏Need.👏More.👏Women.👏Making.👏Bombs.👏
For sale Word document Never filled
I know! Somehow "nutcult" isn't a word???
Remember when we used to repost each other?
Peanut flavour version
Wait how do you know this? Do you have a crystal ball?
CGI Budget sees two sets of footsteps along the beech become one. CGI budget asks - "why did you abandon me during those days, Darkness?" "My son", Darkness says to CGI Budget. "Those were the days I was carrying you"
Bottle of wine first, then two large Djinns. Will report back.
If you don't give me $5 to help me up from the crushing weight of this arbitrary situation that my own terrible actions have resulted in, the Republicans will win!* *They will still win, but I won't have your $5, which is even worse!
Is this them spending the ICE budget from the BBB?
Stop2end
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that
nathan fielder (narrating): my client, who works in real estate, wanted to connect with a powerful financier. but he needed a way to stand out from the crowd. the plan? write a cryptic birthday message with a drawing of something sexy to grab his attention
Tucker Carlson coded
Democrats. Those with power don't want to do anything. Those who want to do anything don't have power. And the ones with ambitions for power who want to do things are actively blocked by the dnc and AIPAC.
"Someone should do something!" - only guy with the power to do something
I was scrolling and said to myself -"wow that guy looks like that great YouTube chef guy, Adam something" and then I saw your name. Anyway, welcome to bluesky!
Skill issue
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
GIRLTALK??!!? oh man I love girltalk. Didn't know they were still touring
There are liv agars everywhere for those with ears to hear
Congratulations!
It helps if you say it in the accent of the kid from Temple of Doom.
Oh is this by death grips?
That one monologue stays in my head whenever I hear it
I can hear the Outer Wilds supernova music starting to play...
It would make it even more valuable like when Banksy shredded that painting
Congratulations!
Only Evangelicals
Citizen sleeper is such a bop, so good
(I'm here to learn, I'm here to listen)
My Woketopus Teacher