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Mister Magic

@mistermagic.bsky.social

Fuck the populists and defund the police. Anti-Confederate extremist, movie novelization collector

created June 24, 2023

1,580 followers 328 following 6,948 posts

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Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

But the other guy has a pile of cookies right there! It's a bad metaphor. But the meme you shared just now with the child is wonderful

1/9/2025, 10:52:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps we should consider that they believe voting for racial hierarchy IS in the best interests

1/9/2025, 10:48:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

I really appreciate you talking down to me

1/9/2025, 10:46:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that cartoon. Why are we supposed to sympathize with the worker? What could he possibly be thinking?

1/9/2025, 10:06:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

1/9/2025, 9:09:50 PM | 2277 323 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone needs to Log Off

1/9/2025, 9:46:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

You: Our leaders are weak and compliant! *Somebody yells at you to GTFOH* You: You're right!

1/9/2025, 9:37:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm working class and the Democrats helped me a lot more than the GOP; wtf are you talking about?

1/9/2025, 9:29:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

The Bay Area kept her kid safe from lunatics.

1/9/2025, 7:55:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a daughter with special needs. I'm here to tell you that those people you interviewed are ridiculous.

1/9/2025, 7:53:18 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

The military institutions are complicit automatons

1/9/2025, 7:51:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:47:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

The inventor of Espanol be like:

1/9/2025, 7:25:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CavsKermit (@cavskermit.bsky.social) reposted

Secret level bothsides achievement unlocked.

1/9/2025, 5:33:50 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol this is why Trump won

1/9/2025, 7:13:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

1/9/2025, 6:13:16 PM | 5079 1027 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

Honestly, I think a lot of politicians on both sides of the Atlantic got psyoped into viewing salt of the earth bigots as more authentic and worthy than them and thinking therefore they must ritually cleanse their sin of education by rolling in the gutter.

1/9/2025, 6:14:01 PM | 1063 195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SchrĂśdinger's Sneetch Belly (@rtodkelly.bsky.social) reposted

One of the complexities of America is that this guy is a f**king loser who should be publicly shamed for posting this, but that he's also correct in that the Founders probably would indeed have been horrified to learn they were creating a nation where black women would someday be judges.

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1/9/2025, 3:01:57 PM | 27 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

People would know you as the Lion Lady!

1/9/2025, 5:50:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

I was gonna say Felix NO!

1/9/2025, 5:11:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Facts don't care about Americans' feelings. Racism is expensive.

1/9/2025, 5:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps we should consider that these voters believe that voting for racial/gender hierarchy IS in their best interests

1/9/2025, 5:01:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LBJ Again (@50megatonfbomb.bsky.social) reposted

It's blackpilling the degree to which the press is uninterested in reporting on their #1 interest one year ago.

1/9/2025, 2:17:37 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted

English flag posturing is particularly strange because the Union Jack is a GOATed flag while the English flag is extremely forgettable.

1/9/2025, 2:28:38 PM | 167 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair!

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1/9/2025, 2:39:47 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm about the same. Still stuck here because my leg and foot are still swollen. Otherwise I'm fine.

1/9/2025, 12:51:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

So they're inspired by Republican leadership? Yikes.

1/9/2025, 12:43:36 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/mala...

1/9/2025, 12:37:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Gerrymandering wouldn't work if the voters didn't suck

1/9/2025, 12:32:39 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted

Chris Van Hollen is interesting because he makes a center-left case for Palestine. He argues for Palestinian rights not on leftist but on liberal grounds. It is highly philosophically coherent to do that, and yet few politicians do.

31/8/2025, 2:11:47 AM | 402 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shoe (@shoe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

H/t @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social

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1/9/2025, 3:37:11 AM | 156 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture icookfood2023.bsky.social (@icookfood2023.bsky.social) reposted

Well during the timeouts of your 60 yrs of “sports playing” you should’ve done your homework. It’s not a Dem leadership problem, white people have a nasty habit of voting for whiteness at the expense of everyone else. This is a 60 yr history of them doing that.😒

1/9/2025, 5:16:26 AM | 94 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:05:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

YES! Back to the Ellis Island model 🗽

1/9/2025, 11:00:02 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

Ok, this is fucking amazing ❤️

1/9/2025, 10:52:06 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzker 2028

1/9/2025, 10:38:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Phylaxis (@quatoria.bsky.social) reposted

The values of the government of Florida are the values of the third reich. The values of the Ku Klux Klan. They demand an erasure of all other races, all other peoples, all other creeds. They will demand all others be made legally subordinate, as they already have done to trans folks.

31/8/2025, 3:59:05 PM | 371 142 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, Sam Francis

1/9/2025, 6:43:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of them were our collation partners in the war on terror. Especially the UK

1/9/2025, 12:55:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

These people are backing themselves into conservatism

1/9/2025, 12:30:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Derrick Rowe (@derrickrowe.bsky.social) reposted

The media and the elites really do see him as a personification of the volk, and that is the problem. If he is the embodiment of the will of the volk, it doesn’t matter that he is old, or a criminal, or a rapist, or anything else.

31/8/2025, 11:52:04 PM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

The volk must die

31/8/2025, 11:53:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't believe in any of the blackmail stuff. He's just that evil

31/8/2025, 11:48:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted

It’s not that Klein doesn’t take the right seriously. It’s that people like him take the right TOO seriously. They examine right-wing beliefs as an extension of valid policy objections, rather than almost entirely arising from the right giving people permission to indulge in inchoate resentments

28/8/2025, 6:37:52 PM | 834 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

My message is always along the lines of "Stay the fuck away from our children"

31/8/2025, 11:36:57 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

They're good friends lol

31/8/2025, 11:33:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Read the details here: washingtonareaspark.com/tag/gloria-r...

31/8/2025, 8:13:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

Civil Rights leader Gloria Richardson is not here for your National Guard nonsense Cambridge, MD, 1963

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31/8/2025, 8:11:17 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:11:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincolnshire Poster (@desiderratum.bsky.social) reposted

There's no "Only Punish Trump Voters In Red States" button, but there was a "Doom Millions in Developing Countries to Death" button, which Trump & Musk pressed, & I find it hard to get squeamish about innocent Americans getting caught in the crossfire of the war to stop future atrocities like that

27/8/2025, 1:50:40 AM | 176 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

One little push One little punch That's all it would take To make o u r d r e a m s c o m e t r u e

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31/8/2025, 6:27:23 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

These people are in a cult and live inside a batshit alternate reality and are trying to get as many Americans as possible to join them inside it.

31/8/2025, 2:48:44 PM | 2450 381 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

Look, this guy is obviously the antichrist.

31/8/2025, 4:32:47 PM | 702 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Solidarity goes both ways

31/8/2025, 5:15:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

He means all over the house, right? Right?

31/8/2025, 2:13:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I may be invisible, but you're transparent. (@invisiblelad7.bsky.social) reposted

the way (white) people lost their mind about this adorable mixed race family in the Cheerios commercial was in hindsight very telling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J_M...

31/8/2025, 11:11:46 AM | 37 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

Tom Cruise be looking like Fred MacMurray

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31/8/2025, 12:50:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Allsopp (@doublehelix.bsky.social) reposted

Rule of thumb: anyone with "politically homeless" in their bio not only has a political home, but a twelve-storey political home with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying "This Is My Political Home"

The scene from Blackadder Goes Forth, where Captain Blackadder (played by Rowan Atkinson) is extravagantly describing a Major Crisis.
22/11/2024, 1:52:58 PM | 78 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CavsKermit (@cavskermit.bsky.social) reposted

We're eight months in and right-wing media already has an anti-anti Nazi contingent.

31/8/2025, 11:45:25 AM | 30 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

White people vote more by racial solidarity than class solidarity, what are you talking about

31/8/2025, 6:47:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn't vote for Harris. Why couldn't he suck it up?

31/8/2025, 4:20:23 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

They're on the terrorists' side

31/8/2025, 2:31:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

It is possible to dislike both gunshots and being tickled

31/8/2025, 2:29:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama?

31/8/2025, 2:17:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted

Joe Biden is out buying ice cream while everyone is asking whether Trump is dead.

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30/8/2025, 8:56:18 PM | 3930 668 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted

The Trump is dead meme has broken containment This is not a drill

31/8/2025, 12:53:35 AM | 879 120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Weinman (@sarahweinman.com) reposted

If the Taylor be Swift, it’s a real gift If the Taylor be Lorenz, get better friends

31/8/2025, 1:13:29 AM | 242 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) reposted

Ok is she too careless to realize that the blanked out word here is ”Jews” or is she fully over the edge?

30/8/2025, 11:31:25 PM | 1225 144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Low trust people think everyone lies and then vote for the blatant ones for some reason

31/8/2025, 12:38:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

Chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cher-oo I gets up in your face And I says fuck you

30/8/2025, 11:25:17 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) reposted

he'll always be dead in our hearts

30/8/2025, 3:44:22 AM | 4911 581 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine

30/8/2025, 10:51:37 PM | 7613 747 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Bacterial infection of my leg spread to my foot and I'm stuck here taking aggressive antibiotics to fight it off. It's hard to walk on so I'm out of commission for the moment

30/8/2025, 8:26:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

It worked! He looks like death warmed over!

30/8/2025, 7:59:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

I'm in a hospital two blocks away from where Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address, reading a book about Lincoln's evolution of thought on slavery (The Fiery Trial) and now I'm at the part in the book about that Speech, full text of the Speech which I've read a thousand times already, and I'm crying.

30/8/2025, 7:58:35 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Weedle (@weedle.bsky.social) reposted

A thing that will 100% happen next election are longform media pieces about struggling rural voters who feel abandoned by those elitist Democrats, wherein neither the reporter or any of the subjects mention the fact Trump ended all federal aid to their district and shut down their only hospital.

30/8/2025, 1:08:48 PM | 101 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

If they are internal, are they not part of the establishment?

30/8/2025, 6:15:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Important for people promoting the quote to make that distinction!

30/8/2025, 6:12:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anti-papist sentiment in the United States, 2025

30/8/2025, 6:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Unironically yes

30/8/2025, 5:55:00 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:11:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for proving Mr. Palmer's point

30/8/2025, 3:58:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

This would be my pick. FALCON PWAUNCH!!

30/8/2025, 3:50:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

Our weakass husk of a president would die from a single punch. Pick the best fictional character to deliver the coup de grâce

30/8/2025, 3:41:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake V (@viraldonutz.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: The White House just released this video of the President who is not only alive, but in the best shape of his life.

30/8/2025, 3:03:37 PM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

His actual picture: warmed-over death

30/8/2025, 1:54:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Just one punch...just one punch could kill him

30/8/2025, 1:53:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M.Sfinbar (@sfinbar.bsky.social) reposted

Life of Brian was banned in Ireland from 1979-1987

30/8/2025, 1:50:41 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Swift (@jimswift.bsky.social) reposted

Erick says he knew it would get to this point. He knew in advance and he endorsed Trump anyway? This is Kennedy's fault more than Erick's for endorsing him? You know who wouldn't have done this? President Kamala Harris. Some of us knew that.

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Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just stubborn and will never ever let them "win" anything

30/8/2025, 7:31:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:00:23 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clean Observer (@hammbear2024.bsky.social) reposted

I want this for us.

29/8/2025, 11:51:07 PM | 46 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) reposted

(me, the world’s biggest apollo creed fan sitting down) welp time to finally watch rocky iv for the first time

30/8/2025, 12:42:54 AM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll all chip in to the festivities

30/8/2025, 12:25:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)

Guys guys guys, we can't have parties yet for his death! I'm stuck at the hospital (a rural hospital, gasp!) with cellulitis and a swollen foot for a couple days and I need him to hang on until I'm better so I can dance!

30/8/2025, 12:20:05 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tawni Marshall (@tawnimarshall.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It just seems so often that existing as a queer person is seen as inherently political, but hating queer people is apolitical.

29/8/2025, 10:57:18 PM | 60 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted

one of the great conservative moves over the past decade has been to make themselves so unpleasant that their own family members are forced to cut them off, and then use that fact to argue that *liberals* are too uncivil

29/8/2025, 11:34:06 PM | 3944 721 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the voters are bad.

29/8/2025, 11:36:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view