Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
But the other guy has a pile of cookies right there! It's a bad metaphor. But the meme you shared just now with the child is wonderful
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But the other guy has a pile of cookies right there! It's a bad metaphor. But the meme you shared just now with the child is wonderful
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps we should consider that they believe voting for racial hierarchy IS in the best interests
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
I really appreciate you talking down to me
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that cartoon. Why are we supposed to sympathize with the worker? What could he possibly be thinking?
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a bossđ" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to Log Off
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
You: Our leaders are weak and compliant! *Somebody yells at you to GTFOH* You: You're right!
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm working class and the Democrats helped me a lot more than the GOP; wtf are you talking about?
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
The Bay Area kept her kid safe from lunatics.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a daughter with special needs. I'm here to tell you that those people you interviewed are ridiculous.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
The military institutions are complicit automatons
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Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
The inventor of Espanol be like:
CavsKermit (@cavskermit.bsky.social) reposted
Secret level bothsides achievement unlocked.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol this is why Trump won
Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Starfish Who Canât Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Honestly, I think a lot of politicians on both sides of the Atlantic got psyoped into viewing salt of the earth bigots as more authentic and worthy than them and thinking therefore they must ritually cleanse their sin of education by rolling in the gutter.
SchrĂśdinger's Sneetch Belly (@rtodkelly.bsky.social) reposted
One of the complexities of America is that this guy is a f**king loser who should be publicly shamed for posting this, but that he's also correct in that the Founders probably would indeed have been horrified to learn they were creating a nation where black women would someday be judges.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
People would know you as the Lion Lady!
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
I was gonna say Felix NO!
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Facts don't care about Americans' feelings. Racism is expensive.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps we should consider that these voters believe that voting for racial/gender hierarchy IS in their best interests
LBJ Again (@50megatonfbomb.bsky.social) reposted
It's blackpilling the degree to which the press is uninterested in reporting on their #1 interest one year ago.
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
English flag posturing is particularly strange because the Union Jack is a GOATed flag while the English flag is extremely forgettable.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm about the same. Still stuck here because my leg and foot are still swollen. Otherwise I'm fine.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
So they're inspired by Republican leadership? Yikes.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
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Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Gerrymandering wouldn't work if the voters didn't suck
Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted
Chris Van Hollen is interesting because he makes a center-left case for Palestine. He argues for Palestinian rights not on leftist but on liberal grounds. It is highly philosophically coherent to do that, and yet few politicians do.
icookfood2023.bsky.social (@icookfood2023.bsky.social) reposted
Well during the timeouts of your 60 yrs of âsports playingâ you shouldâve done your homework. Itâs not a Dem leadership problem, white people have a nasty habit of voting for whiteness at the expense of everyone else. This is a 60 yr history of them doing that.đ
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YES! Back to the Ellis Island model đ˝
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
Ok, this is fucking amazing â¤ď¸
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Pritzker 2028
Anna Phylaxis (@quatoria.bsky.social) reposted
The values of the government of Florida are the values of the third reich. The values of the Ku Klux Klan. They demand an erasure of all other races, all other peoples, all other creeds. They will demand all others be made legally subordinate, as they already have done to trans folks.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Sam Francis
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of them were our collation partners in the war on terror. Especially the UK
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
These people are backing themselves into conservatism
Derrick Rowe (@derrickrowe.bsky.social) reposted
The media and the elites really do see him as a personification of the volk, and that is the problem. If he is the embodiment of the will of the volk, it doesnât matter that he is old, or a criminal, or a rapist, or anything else.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
The volk must die
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't believe in any of the blackmail stuff. He's just that evil
Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted
Itâs not that Klein doesnât take the right seriously. Itâs that people like him take the right TOO seriously. They examine right-wing beliefs as an extension of valid policy objections, rather than almost entirely arising from the right giving people permission to indulge in inchoate resentments
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
My message is always along the lines of "Stay the fuck away from our children"
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
They're good friends lol
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Read the details here: washingtonareaspark.com/tag/gloria-r...
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
Civil Rights leader Gloria Richardson is not here for your National Guard nonsense Cambridge, MD, 1963
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The Lincolnshire Poster (@desiderratum.bsky.social) reposted
There's no "Only Punish Trump Voters In Red States" button, but there was a "Doom Millions in Developing Countries to Death" button, which Trump & Musk pressed, & I find it hard to get squeamish about innocent Americans getting caught in the crossfire of the war to stop future atrocities like that
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
One little push One little punch That's all it would take To make o u r d r e a m s c o m e t r u e
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
These people are in a cult and live inside a batshit alternate reality and are trying to get as many Americans as possible to join them inside it.
Starfish Who Canât Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Look, this guy is obviously the antichrist.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Solidarity goes both ways
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
He means all over the house, right? Right?
I may be invisible, but you're transparent. (@invisiblelad7.bsky.social) reposted
the way (white) people lost their mind about this adorable mixed race family in the Cheerios commercial was in hindsight very telling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J_M...
David Allsopp (@doublehelix.bsky.social) reposted
Rule of thumb: anyone with "politically homeless" in their bio not only has a political home, but a twelve-storey political home with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying "This Is My Political Home"
CavsKermit (@cavskermit.bsky.social) reposted
We're eight months in and right-wing media already has an anti-anti Nazi contingent.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
White people vote more by racial solidarity than class solidarity, what are you talking about
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn't vote for Harris. Why couldn't he suck it up?
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
They're on the terrorists' side
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
It is possible to dislike both gunshots and being tickled
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Obama?
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
Joe Biden is out buying ice cream while everyone is asking whether Trump is dead.
Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted
The Trump is dead meme has broken containment This is not a drill
Sarah Weinman (@sarahweinman.com) reposted
If the Taylor be Swift, itâs a real gift If the Taylor be Lorenz, get better friends
BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) reposted
Ok is she too careless to realize that the blanked out word here is âJewsâ or is she fully over the edge?
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Low trust people think everyone lies and then vote for the blatant ones for some reason
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
Chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cher-oo I gets up in your face And I says fuck you
Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) reposted
he'll always be dead in our hearts
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
âbluesky has no pullâ we had the world thinking the president was dead, weâre becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Bacterial infection of my leg spread to my foot and I'm stuck here taking aggressive antibiotics to fight it off. It's hard to walk on so I'm out of commission for the moment
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
It worked! He looks like death warmed over!
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
I'm in a hospital two blocks away from where Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address, reading a book about Lincoln's evolution of thought on slavery (The Fiery Trial) and now I'm at the part in the book about that Speech, full text of the Speech which I've read a thousand times already, and I'm crying.
Weedle (@weedle.bsky.social) reposted
A thing that will 100% happen next election are longform media pieces about struggling rural voters who feel abandoned by those elitist Democrats, wherein neither the reporter or any of the subjects mention the fact Trump ended all federal aid to their district and shut down their only hospital.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
If they are internal, are they not part of the establishment?
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Important for people promoting the quote to make that distinction!
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Anti-papist sentiment in the United States, 2025
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Unironically yes
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Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for proving Mr. Palmer's point
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
This would be my pick. FALCON PWAUNCH!!
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
Our weakass husk of a president would die from a single punch. Pick the best fictional character to deliver the coup de grâce
Jake V (@viraldonutz.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: The White House just released this video of the President who is not only alive, but in the best shape of his life.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
His actual picture: warmed-over death
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Just one punch...just one punch could kill him
M.Sfinbar (@sfinbar.bsky.social) reposted
Life of Brian was banned in Ireland from 1979-1987
Jim Swift (@jimswift.bsky.social) reposted
Erick says he knew it would get to this point. He knew in advance and he endorsed Trump anyway? This is Kennedy's fault more than Erick's for endorsing him? You know who wouldn't have done this? President Kamala Harris. Some of us knew that.
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just stubborn and will never ever let them "win" anything
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Clean Observer (@hammbear2024.bsky.social) reposted
I want this for us.
not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) reposted
(me, the worldâs biggest apollo creed fan sitting down) welp time to finally watch rocky iv for the first time
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
We'll all chip in to the festivities
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social)
Guys guys guys, we can't have parties yet for his death! I'm stuck at the hospital (a rural hospital, gasp!) with cellulitis and a swollen foot for a couple days and I need him to hang on until I'm better so I can dance!
Tawni Marshall (@tawnimarshall.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It just seems so often that existing as a queer person is seen as inherently political, but hating queer people is apolitical.
Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted
one of the great conservative moves over the past decade has been to make themselves so unpleasant that their own family members are forced to cut them off, and then use that fact to argue that *liberals* are too uncivil
Mister Magic (@mistermagic.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the voters are bad.