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It’s the top of his thumb? How in the hell?

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He once said of John Mellencamp’s music: You can feel it in your loins.

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He went into the clubhouse and thanked God the NL adopted the DH.

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“Statesmen” LOL

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Do you think he passed on the Liverpool job because he was afraid to follow Klopp?

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That’s the only correct response.

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Wooo pig sooie!

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Bless her heart.

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Love the velo improvement.

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James, don’t go away angry. Just go away.

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Andy Pages’ pencil bat is pretty neat; but other than that, yeah pretty mid.

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Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal.

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The one on the right. I see what you did there. 😉

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“I love you, Koko. I love you, Koko.”

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Thank you, Arte Moreno!

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Rowdy Tellez covered a bit of ground, too.

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Jack Donaghy is 100% Trump.

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Patrick and “Lolly” are the pride of Coalinga, CA.

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I think I was an Airbnb and a neighbor’s was jetfueldoesn’tmeltsteel.

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Just ask the Dodgers re: Diego Cartaya.

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I know it’s college, but it’s still odd to see Mike in Converse.

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We have those, too.

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Will they go after squirrels? We’ve seen a couple carcasses recently in the yard.

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Cooper’s hawk in my folks’ backyard. It’s here for the squirrels.

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Those White Sox unis! I remember them well.

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That’s some pettiness that I can get firmly behind.

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Next guy u-, oh f*ck it.

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Seems like they do this when they play Sac Republic, too.

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A career .232 hitter, at that.

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Yes! Someone else who shares my opinion on “Pop”.

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Those Ben and Jerry’s kicks she’s worn before are 🔥!

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😀 🥃

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JH needs that cash to pay Florian Wirtz at Liverpool.

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Welcome to California. Now finish up that write-up on the Devers trade.

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The shirt is now available on the team website.

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“The Cobra”.

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Conforto at-bat: Hold my beer.

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Berry Gordy’s son.

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He gives off this vibe to me:

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Gotta admit, I like that powder blue cap.

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Any chance they’re both okay, but the team is thinking of giving Dalton some outfield reps?

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Master Blaster.

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Do you think one day Braves fans will look back on the whole Freddie out/Matt Olson in saga, and ask themselves if it was the right move by management?

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This is a stunner! I didn’t see this one coming at all. Can’t wait to see him later this summer.

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Little Ruby is in goal. Gotta make it fair.

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Humm baby.

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Whatever the Pirates get in return, it won’t be close to enough.

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“Sweet Lou” belongs in the Hall.

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Chicken Strip

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When in doubt, always blame the Mets. They’re the ones who traded him to the A’s organization in the first place.

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Getting ATL’s first next year is *chef’s kiss.

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You meant ☄️.

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Thankfully, Arsenal saved their best for the Champions League.

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Good chance they will go online, just like they did with the Becky scarf recently. I think the Becky scarf was going for $40.

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Cap telling it like it is. My man!

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That solo picture of Moxie looks like me checking on my 401k.

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Cooked. Well done.

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Trump’s gonna have that Fernando patch removed, when he gets back inside. You just know it.

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Thanks.

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Is Outman out of options, if they chose to call him up?

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Lily Yohannes might be the best USWNT player in 2027.

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She had two of them.

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“The Curious Case of…

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Might have been a reach, but I couldn’t come up with a slam dunk.

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Cillian Murphy as Roy Orbison.

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Profar rn

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At least not today.

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Johni on the spot.

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Josh Fields, maybe?

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That’s gold Mookie, gold!

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*Ed’s Julie Bowen

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Every Duke player is less hateable because they’re not named Grayson Allen.

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Doesn’t look a day over 22.

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And starring Kenta Maeda as Clayton Kershaw.

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Elon Musk: Damn, Americans are really pissed off at me right now. Pete Hegseth: Hold my beer.

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“Mr. Trump don’t pay me no more.”

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You know my choice. 😃

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Not a Garvey fan, eh?

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That #6 should ONLY have Garvey on the back.

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Yes! My thought exactly.

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If Guggenheim Baseball Management keeps quiet, they’re the ultimate cowards.

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To me, it looks like Tim Curry.

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And that lone victory was against UCLA, who melted down after having a 16 point lead with 12:50 left the game.

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Sporting just too cheap to fire him and continue paying him?

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To quote Adam Moffat: “As cool as you’d like.”

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A bodacious set of _______.

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Because MAGA hypocrites don’t truly believe in the rule of law.

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Will Sac Republic be the “Liverpool of the USL”? Disappointing season followed by a strong one after a coaching change?