* In the voice of a granny shouting about her stories * My funnybooks!
* In the voice of a granny shouting about her stories * My funnybooks!
Every accusation is a confession for the American conservative.
I like that through line between the two works.
Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in September
Jesus—and I can't stress the next part enough—FUCKING CHRIST.
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2PM?
Oh boy, someone's getting a new Krang body!
Wall of Death cover
They turn a sandwich into a banquet
NGL, I gasped when I thought it was the other Mike Davis. I thought he maybe came back to save us.
Yiayia Apnea, the witch from Greek folklore
Opa!
Panhandle Stink Ape
More like a body triple
Describe your local weather conditions with a book title
Divorced and dead
Hell yeah
Any new technology will be used to contact the dead. This was true in the Victorian era. It was true in the Cold War. It's true now.
I'm good with whatever's handy.
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Renewable energy, pediatric cancer research, mRNA development, soldiers in the streets, who knew the imperial boomerang actually picked up speed and mass on the way back?
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
Tower of Winds at sunset in Athens. #Greece
You've lost any revolutionary cred you had
ACEAB
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
He's my favorite Renfield
Just snagged this one from the library
my takeaway from the time 100 ai list is that if you push ai slop on people, you get to call yourself an ✨innovator✨ now
Oh they're gonna put a pillow over his face, aren't they? I bet Miller wants to be the one to do it.
I got married, too, and I've been tacking left even more. It's almost like material conditions affect ideology.
No, those they're keeping.
And vital to reopening the future is ensuring that voices kept out/forced out are part of that future. Gavin Newsom (as one of many) throwing trans people off the raft is not the way into that future. Nor is the exclusion of the poor, the unhoused, the undocumented. Just leave the Nazis out.
Why is that one Muppet made out of leather?
How could anyone who has been alive since 2016 take that sentence seriously? How could anyone who has lived through the last 8 months listen to MY and not think there's something wrong with him?
*pronouncing judgment on kids at the airport through my spotty electrolarynx that’s clearly running out of battery*: “mitochondrial inflammation, mitochondrial inflammation, fat, dork, four-eyes, hot, mitochondrialosis…”
Tom Clancy's Crash
Anyone who looks at America in 2025 and thinks, "maybe we can fix this by throwing trans people under the bus" 1) doesn't have the brains to understand what's going on or how we got here 2) doesn't have the stomach for any of the fights ahead and 3) is vice signaling to their MAGA friends.
Hoo boy
Know how I, child of a single, immigrant mother with a HS education managed to get a couple rungs up the ladder? A well funded public school education, a well stocked public library I could read anything I wanted out of, free local art and science museums, and grants rather than loans for college.
At least this gives JP an excuse to have that fifth screwdriver with breakfast
Fuck this bullshit regime. Anybody willing to vote GOP at this point is an enemy of the whole of humanity and should be treated as a pirate or highwayman would have been in the 18th century.
US about to find out what it imports from India. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/b...
You know who's hiring near me, who is desperate to find a job? Anduril. I'll sleep in my car before I work for them.
And looked at another way, Dracula exults in the triumph of the new bourgeoisie over the old aristocracy (who are our heroes but an estate agent, a doctor, an American, and woman who knows how to type), of technology over brute force (the train beats the horse carriage).
And then Lady Midday shows up and
And The Black Dahlia, and White Jazz, and...
I wish I could track it down again, but either Mike Davis or James Ellroy wrote that the LAPD was trained to use violence, intimidation, and erratic driving as a force multiplier, since they were a relatively small force for such a large area. Explains everything.
Did we learn nothing from Blue Thunder?
My understanding is that the House cafeteria does a mean Taco Tuesday, and expecting someone to imperil their access to all that free guac is a big ask.
It's dianoga, not DEIanoga
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
I mean, if it keeps them tied up and away from people, I don't have a big problem with it.
on the one hand, no they cannot. on the other, we asked some dumb assholes for answers other than ‘no they cannot’
Correct. The default Dem position has to be, "I will fire everyone Trump appointed, and everyone hired by anyone Trump appointed, regardless of what any statute or court says." Anything less is a ratification of Trump's actions that leaves the government broken and filled with saboteurs.
The wheel of fortune turns and in turning, crushes those who had been riding high.
The charred fragments/relics of the dead astronaut of the JG Ballard story of the same name are wonderfully macabre, too.
You think they're so dumb, you think they're so funny Wait until they've got you running to the Night rally, night rally, night rally
Bingo
USA finally coming to understand Marx’s concepts of exploitation and surplus value.
Maybe if we let them have a little treat they won't throw a tantrum in the supermarket.
BEING ALIVE IS POLITICAL IF YOU HAVE A SPINE
Those are some aggressive triffids
Her outline glows when you mouse over her
I'll stick to the adventures of Christian Goodman as he traverses the Slough of Very Bad Behavior on his ever upward path thankyouverymuch
They all want to fuck teenagers over there, don't they?
fwiw it's not hard to craft a line that nods to kitchen table issues but still captures some urgency. "you put this asshole in office to make your life easier but all he's done is cut taxes for his rich buddies, kidnapped your neighbors and sent the military to tell you to shut up when you complain"
See, this is exactly what secured my vote.
The Man Who Loved Hitchcock (Larry Cohen, 1997) A serial killer pilfers storyboards from an upcoming Alfred Hitchcock project and uses them as inspiration for his crimes. Hitch & Bernard Herrmann privately investigate. Roger Ashton-Griffiths, Edward Herrmann, and Charlize Theron.
Let's start dialling it back until he seizes up, then we'll know.
On the plus side, we know who to have talk to the genie to find out if he's an Aladdin genie or a Wishmaster genie.
If the recommendation to Democrats was to speak plainly, casually, like a normal person having a real conversation rather than like a politician stumbling through jargon, they’d be gushing about Mamdani and telling Dems to be more like him. But they’re not, because they really mean something else.
What other human rights are "optional" in your opinion?
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
Anything other than full throated support for Wes Anderson movies is a vote for Ron Howard
Look out, it's Bizarro!
BUZZ OFF, KID
Some of us live in the heart of empire with its immense contradictions and some of us live in the third-world laboratories of experimental future fascisms, but we are all in the maw of the same great beast. It doesn't matter so much whether you are caught between the molars or incisors
All production for #ModernaSpikevax now in Canada All Spikevax pre-filled syringe (PFS) doses for the Canadian market will now be manufactured domestically, marking the first time Canada's entire PFS format is produced at home. The drug substance will be produced at Moderna's new /1 thread
COMMUNISM
@sgj.bsky.social You didn't mention you'd based Bucketmouth on Wormie.
Switching off between these two
I got to read James Dobson's obituary today, so tomorrow has a high bar to clear (wink).
3. In the spirit of stories being either about a person going on a journey or a stranger coming to town, I think that most horror can be categorized as either: - The door won't open. - The door won't close.
Rest in Piss, Jimbo
YAY! HE'S DEAD! Aw, this great! Happy Thursday, y'all!
Such a shame he died today, the world would be better if that piece of shit had died decades ago.
Our corporate slogan is "There's no such thing as a bad idea - just success or the regrettable consequences of overregulation"
Good fucking riddance! Hooray!
Rest in Piss
I've seen FMV games that looked better than this.
*reads that John Brown and co used broadswords to kill slave owners* oh i guess this means 19th century double edged sabers which were called broadswords. *turns out no he used actual Conan-ass broadswords*
I haven't read all of these, but those I have are all good to great. My own list would be different, of course, but there'd be a decent amount of overlap.
Nice
Disney Prime Video + 
