Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Labor as in work. My job.
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Labor as in work. My job.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t even
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I hate poker.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
“If two players bust in the same hand” is a real thing they just said on some stupid poker show. Nice.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Jeremiah Jackson is too good. Which means he’s just gonna be trade bait for something dumb.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Bro is too good
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
It is Chicago
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
The Dietrich Enns Experience
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
The White Sox did it bc they needed help on the inside.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. lol. Like lemme tell you about the entrances to Walter Reed, as someone who is familiar with said facility….
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry about it
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Just business as usual at Walter Reed nothing to see here
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Just point him at 50 and let him go
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
You know where I work
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not *my* skin that’s getting burnt off so irrelevant.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Work me says no. Not work me says, why not.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Down by the river, down by the banks of the river Charles
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Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
The size of the stadium doesn’t change the distance of the hit.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I was curious how wrong your shit talking was so I did the math.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Average for his 23 homers this year is 384.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I never watched that shit lol
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Pisses me off so bad. I’m sure you remember me celebrating when he went to the NL so I wouldn’t have to see it 26 times a year.
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MLB (Bot) (@mlbbot.bsky.social) reposted
It's called the Pesky Pole for a reason! Trevor Story lines this ball down the right field line for a home run!
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea but he does that stupid shuffle and it negates every good metric. So there’s that.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure but that wasn’t really weird.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Weirdest home run I’ve ever seen.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
What stuff?
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Uh, Bello???
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Is the Bregman slump over?
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww lol đź‘…
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh ok
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Terry you didn’t take the bait, I’m really disappointed.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t have to care about the troopz til Nov 11.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
As if that half game difference isn’t gonna change a handful of times in the next month.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Having to do labor on Labor Day. Bullshit.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Who the fuck is crying, asshole? At least we’re not getting washed out in the wild card round bc our shortstop can’t stop fumbling every ball batted his way.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
And just swept the Orioles and went 3-1 against the Yankees in the Bronx. What’s your point?
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
When Storrow is hungry Storrow will hunt
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
A large sacrifice to the Storrowing Gods on this Allston Christmas Eve.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
And also simply untrue. Does he think Santander and Machado never existed or…?
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf 🥴🥴🥴
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry what???
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a clairvoyant.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
What series
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I have never seen a couple more devoid of personality than her and Skenes. Also think they kinda hate each other.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Livvy Dunne doing a sports betting commercial? Anything for a paycheck I guess.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Yea. Nope. Absolutely fuck that.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
And that’s why they extended him.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Angry at the ground
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time I see him run: 1. God he’s fast 2. Lizard comparison is correct
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Shocks has to go to Boston and the Sox drop a series to fuckin Pittsburgh. Coincidence?
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Inside the park home run. Fucking finally some kind of offense.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
I hate baseball so fucking much.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Jesus Christ
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
JK we’re not clutch with RISP
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright Duran with a double. Must’ve heard me.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Giolito can be perfect and it won’t matter if the bats don’t show up.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Shock collars on under their shirts probably.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Not NESN saying the Yankees have really taken care of business the last two series. My dude they played THE NATS AND THE WHITE SOX WHY ARE YOU DICK RIDING.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
As a straight I don’t have a reference for comparison but it certainly feels false.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Holy shit a dem went to Carroll County. This is a thing I’ve been complaining about for years. That they never show face outside of MoCo, PG, AA, HoCo, the city, and every once in a while Frederick City. So props to her.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Lowest violent crime in Baltimore since they started tracking it. “Send in the army, there are black people outside living their lives.”
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes but except for Park Heights those areas are all still majority dem, they just have a higher voter density overall.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
The side by side is fun.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
They didn’t win any rings with Nomar.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Until he wasn’t. Which turned out to be that year.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
They don’t have a history of making great choices. And now they’re exporting their garbage management to Baltimore.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Could’ve had three World Series wins instead of one if MLBPA had approved the trade to Boston.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoulda been A-Rod. Jeter was popular. He wasn’t a superstar at shortstop.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a compliment if we’re being honest lmao
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn’t hit to volpe that’s why
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh ffs
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
One on third and one out? Yea prob.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
GM and PR as well actually.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder why
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Just reporting. You and several others on here may be surprised to find out that I didn’t actually make the offer.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Chapman extended.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
12 sprays of perfume is diabolical.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Been doing it for weeks now
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
OH FUCKING BULLSHIT
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Called it. Didn’t matter anyway.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I am not.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Or you know what? Just strike out so you don’t ground into a double play.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Anybody but Hamilton in this situation lmao
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Hey Red Sox, you got anything that doesn’t suck?
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
I have del’s mix in the cabinet THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Cora trying to make a point or???
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
HOW IS NO ONE WARMING
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Hell yea so glad they brought this fucker back in for another inning.
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
👇
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)
Do we have another pitcher we can call up?