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Janette Moser

@mjmoser.bsky.social

Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Union Rep. Punk Rock Girl. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. đźš’đźš‘

created July 3, 2023

4,730 followers 213 following 19,905 posts

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Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Labor as in work. My job.

2/9/2025, 12:25:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t even

2/9/2025, 2:42:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I hate poker.

2/9/2025, 2:40:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“If two players bust in the same hand” is a real thing they just said on some stupid poker show. Nice.

2/9/2025, 2:36:03 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Jeremiah Jackson is too good. Which means he’s just gonna be trade bait for something dumb.

2/9/2025, 12:52:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Bro is too good

2/9/2025, 12:28:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

It is Chicago

2/9/2025, 12:24:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

The Dietrich Enns Experience

2/9/2025, 12:24:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

The White Sox did it bc they needed help on the inside.

2/9/2025, 12:13:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. lol. Like lemme tell you about the entrances to Walter Reed, as someone who is familiar with said facility….

2/9/2025, 12:04:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t worry about it

2/9/2025, 12:03:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Just business as usual at Walter Reed nothing to see here

2/9/2025, 12:03:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Just point him at 50 and let him go

1/9/2025, 11:33:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

You know where I work

1/9/2025, 11:31:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not *my* skin that’s getting burnt off so irrelevant.

1/9/2025, 8:35:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Work me says no. Not work me says, why not.

1/9/2025, 8:33:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Down by the river, down by the banks of the river Charles

1/9/2025, 8:32:03 PM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

The size of the stadium doesn’t change the distance of the hit.

1/9/2025, 8:28:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

I was curious how wrong your shit talking was so I did the math.

1/9/2025, 8:27:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Average for his 23 homers this year is 384.

1/9/2025, 8:26:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I never watched that shit lol

1/9/2025, 8:14:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Pisses me off so bad. I’m sure you remember me celebrating when he went to the NL so I wouldn’t have to see it 26 times a year.

1/9/2025, 8:12:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:09:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's called the Pesky Pole for a reason! Trevor Story lines this ball down the right field line for a home run!

1/9/2025, 8:03:07 PM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea but he does that stupid shuffle and it negates every good metric. So there’s that.

1/9/2025, 8:07:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure but that wasn’t really weird.

1/9/2025, 8:03:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Weirdest home run I’ve ever seen.

1/9/2025, 7:49:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

What stuff?

1/9/2025, 7:01:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Uh, Bello???

1/9/2025, 6:13:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Is the Bregman slump over?

1/9/2025, 6:01:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww lol đź‘…

1/9/2025, 5:53:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

I am SO MAD they didn’t make this in adult sizes.

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1/9/2025, 3:56:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted

happy labor day

john mulaney: the creepiest days are when you don't hear from the horse at all.
1/9/2025, 3:09:48 PM | 5001 819 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh ok

1/9/2025, 3:17:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Terry you didn’t take the bait, I’m really disappointed.

1/9/2025, 3:04:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t have to care about the troopz til Nov 11.

1/9/2025, 2:03:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

As if that half game difference isn’t gonna change a handful of times in the next month.

1/9/2025, 1:48:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Having to do labor on Labor Day. Bullshit.

1/9/2025, 1:31:58 PM | 126 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Who the fuck is crying, asshole? At least we’re not getting washed out in the wild card round bc our shortstop can’t stop fumbling every ball batted his way.

1/9/2025, 12:19:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

And just swept the Orioles and went 3-1 against the Yankees in the Bronx. What’s your point?

1/9/2025, 4:02:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Is a thing I often ask these two.

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1/9/2025, 1:59:58 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Why are you like this?

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1/9/2025, 1:58:32 AM | 359 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

When Storrow is hungry Storrow will hunt

31/8/2025, 11:45:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

A large sacrifice to the Storrowing Gods on this Allston Christmas Eve.

31/8/2025, 11:42:54 PM | 57 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

And also simply untrue. Does he think Santander and Machado never existed or…?

31/8/2025, 9:25:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

wtf 🥴🥴🥴

31/8/2025, 9:23:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sorry what???

31/8/2025, 9:20:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a clairvoyant.

31/8/2025, 9:04:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

What series

31/8/2025, 8:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never seen a couple more devoid of personality than her and Skenes. Also think they kinda hate each other.

31/8/2025, 8:24:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Livvy Dunne doing a sports betting commercial? Anything for a paycheck I guess.

31/8/2025, 8:24:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Yea. Nope. Absolutely fuck that.

31/8/2025, 8:08:22 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that’s why they extended him.

31/8/2025, 8:06:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Angry at the ground

31/8/2025, 7:22:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time I see him run: 1. God he’s fast 2. Lizard comparison is correct

31/8/2025, 7:15:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:14:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Shocks has to go to Boston and the Sox drop a series to fuckin Pittsburgh. Coincidence?

31/8/2025, 7:13:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Inside the park home run. Fucking finally some kind of offense.

31/8/2025, 6:59:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

I hate baseball so fucking much.

31/8/2025, 6:41:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Christ

31/8/2025, 6:29:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

JK we’re not clutch with RISP

31/8/2025, 5:51:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Alright Duran with a double. Must’ve heard me.

31/8/2025, 5:45:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Giolito can be perfect and it won’t matter if the bats don’t show up.

31/8/2025, 5:45:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Shock collars on under their shirts probably.

31/8/2025, 5:36:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Not NESN saying the Yankees have really taken care of business the last two series. My dude they played THE NATS AND THE WHITE SOX WHY ARE YOU DICK RIDING.

31/8/2025, 5:22:56 PM | 76 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

As a straight I don’t have a reference for comparison but it certainly feels false.

31/8/2025, 5:20:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Holy shit a dem went to Carroll County. This is a thing I’ve been complaining about for years. That they never show face outside of MoCo, PG, AA, HoCo, the city, and every once in a while Frederick City. So props to her.

31/8/2025, 4:21:18 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Lowest violent crime in Baltimore since they started tracking it. “Send in the army, there are black people outside living their lives.”

31/8/2025, 4:18:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but except for Park Heights those areas are all still majority dem, they just have a higher voter density overall.

31/8/2025, 3:38:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

The side by side is fun.

31/8/2025, 3:18:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They didn’t win any rings with Nomar.

31/8/2025, 2:28:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Until he wasn’t. Which turned out to be that year.

31/8/2025, 2:28:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t have a history of making great choices. And now they’re exporting their garbage management to Baltimore.

31/8/2025, 2:23:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Could’ve had three World Series wins instead of one if MLBPA had approved the trade to Boston.

31/8/2025, 2:22:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoulda been A-Rod. Jeter was popular. He wasn’t a superstar at shortstop.

31/8/2025, 2:14:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a compliment if we’re being honest lmao

31/8/2025, 2:11:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t hit to volpe that’s why

31/8/2025, 2:09:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh ffs

31/8/2025, 2:06:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

One on third and one out? Yea prob.

31/8/2025, 2:03:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:01:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

GM and PR as well actually.

31/8/2025, 1:48:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder why

31/8/2025, 1:46:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Just reporting. You and several others on here may be surprised to find out that I didn’t actually make the offer.

31/8/2025, 1:45:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social)

Chapman extended.

31/8/2025, 1:41:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12 sprays of perfume is diabolical.

30/8/2025, 11:32:51 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh?

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30/8/2025, 11:24:47 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been doing it for weeks now

30/8/2025, 10:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OH FUCKING BULLSHIT

30/8/2025, 10:44:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Called it. Didn’t matter anyway.

30/8/2025, 10:21:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not.

30/8/2025, 10:16:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or you know what? Just strike out so you don’t ground into a double play.

30/8/2025, 10:14:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody but Hamilton in this situation lmao

30/8/2025, 10:14:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Red Sox, you got anything that doesn’t suck?

30/8/2025, 9:58:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reply parent

I have del’s mix in the cabinet THANK YOU VERY MUCH

30/8/2025, 9:52:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Cora trying to make a point or???

30/8/2025, 9:46:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOW IS NO ONE WARMING

30/8/2025, 9:46:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yea so glad they brought this fucker back in for another inning.

30/8/2025, 9:43:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👇

30/8/2025, 9:31:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do we have another pitcher we can call up?

30/8/2025, 8:18:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view