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Josep!

@mojoagp808.bsky.social

The Golden Toilet Era has begun but at least I got a BlueSky to look at.

created November 8, 2024

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Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Trump needs the spotlight after hiding for about a week.

2/9/2025, 3:38:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

The most transparent president ever.

31/8/2025, 7:43:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

It helps that they played all their road games for the season.

30/8/2025, 4:13:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

13 year old boys who follow the lead of a 4 year old boy.

28/8/2025, 2:03:58 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Does that mean I'll no longer be at level 48 come October 15?

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26/8/2025, 4:37:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Trump pimp smacked Putin? That lie would work on MAGA.

25/8/2025, 6:56:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Hiding his hand. Hiding his hair. Hiding his shit stains.

23/8/2025, 6:32:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is way too weak to say anything to Putin's face. Besides, Putin is probably messing around with the Epstein files.

14/8/2025, 2:25:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is not confused. He just never knew Alaska is a US state.

13/8/2025, 5:57:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Couple years? They're most likely going by the end of this year.

13/8/2025, 2:27:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

What about hugging an American flag?

12/8/2025, 2:35:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know why they haven't done that a long time ago.

5/8/2025, 12:30:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened to it being named after Melania?

29/7/2025, 4:55:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

That really sucks for Junior. He's not even allowed to watch his daddy doodle.

28/7/2025, 2:23:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

What will it be tomorrow?

27/7/2025, 5:40:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

They can only be political pawns for the Republicans. How many meetings did Trump have in Scotland?

27/7/2025, 3:01:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Bongino would scream "Viva la pedophilia!"

25/7/2025, 11:32:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

The weakness of a Trump.

23/7/2025, 1:36:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that why Junior was absolutely clueless about his dad being on the Epstein list?

23/7/2025, 12:41:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.' Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...

20/7/2025, 3:01:53 PM | 11828 2722 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Let Colbert be the next Coldplay and expose the mf'er.

19/7/2025, 2:06:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Coldplay exposed one CEO. Colbert can cause havoc for another. Would love to see other late night hosts contribute to this.

19/7/2025, 1:18:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

That will produce the highest ratings ever.

19/7/2025, 1:14:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

So does that mean Colbert can say whatever the fuck he wants to say until his last show?

18/7/2025, 4:03:56 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Does that mean that Colbert can say whatever the hell he wants until then?

18/7/2025, 4:02:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

What are the chances Trump say it was Donald Jr. in the Epstein files?

15/7/2025, 2:08:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

How could you talk about Jeffrey Epstein when Trump's hat trick and goalkeeping perfection helped Chelsea win over PSG?

14/7/2025, 11:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Tomorrow will bring a new episode of the second season of the Trump shitshow.

8/7/2025, 3:30:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

3/7/2025, 8:00:09 PM | 101857 22266 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

We all knew Republicans will bow down to Trump.

3/7/2025, 6:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is surprised by that? Nobody.

3/7/2025, 12:55:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA will call Newsom a whiny bitch as they applaud Trump for suing every reporter that said mean true things about him.

27/6/2025, 6:54:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

How is Canada a difficult country to trade with? Trump really does suck at making deals.

27/6/2025, 6:47:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

How many times can we complete the original timed research?

24/6/2025, 3:27:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

I see Dumb, Dumber and Dumberer having to listen to Dumbest speak.

22/6/2025, 6:54:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Will Trump claim to have invented the stable genius phone? Much, much smarter than any smartphone on the face of the planet.

18/6/2025, 1:25:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not just a smartphone. It's a very stable genius phone.

18/6/2025, 12:49:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

But would Trump pick Israel over Russia?

17/6/2025, 4:19:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Forget all the other smartphones. #TrumpMobile has the best #StableGeniusPhone ever. His boys are idiots for not trying to charge $86.47 per month to have Russia and China having access to their phones 24/7.

16/6/2025, 11:50:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Is anybody on BlueSky going to get Trump Mobile? Maybe they'll force you to only use Truth Social on their stable genius phones?

16/6/2025, 11:44:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you telling me that you're not excited for the new stable genius phones?

16/6/2025, 11:33:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor guy couldn't even get a birthday hat or crown.

15/6/2025, 5:01:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

When is the birthday parade supposed to start?

14/6/2025, 6:02:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm enjoying it. Let's go Pacers!

14/6/2025, 1:19:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he's still sad about being booed at the Kennedy Center and the fact it might rain on his birthday parade.

13/6/2025, 4:36:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy international lynx day! You can't spell lynx without that L.

12/6/2025, 4:26:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

10-0 Lynx? Nope. How about a 10-point loss instead. Go Storm!

12/6/2025, 4:08:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like to apologize to Wheeler for not taking time off work to be able to watch this statement game in person! #NothingButStorm

12/6/2025, 4:07:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump even has to cheat at thumb war.

12/6/2025, 1:23:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

But refuses to let blue states help red states after a natural disaster hits.

11/6/2025, 1:37:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we eat tacos while wearing a tan suit?

11/6/2025, 1:01:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Um that is exactly what they voted Trump for. Will TACO try to get her deported for saying that?

8/6/2025, 8:13:34 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

A confederate flag. MAGA flag. American flag with Trump on it. Congrats to the Republicans for becoming the party of #TrumpFirst.

8/6/2025, 7:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

The shitshow will go on.

8/6/2025, 4:40:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

I just completed my Seattle Int3rnational Towers jersey collection. I would like for her to stay in Seattle but understand if the Storm fulfills her trade request.

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7/6/2025, 4:23:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

H-O-T-T-O-G-O TACO!

7/6/2025, 12:16:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Watching President Musk and TACO go after each other on their own social media platforms is quite entertaining.

6/6/2025, 3:40:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social)

#PresidentMusk and #TACO are fighting by posting on their own social media platforms. The #BlueSky is looking big and beautiful today.

6/6/2025, 3:39:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's go, Pacers!

6/6/2025, 3:09:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Elon Musk still invited to Donald Trump's birthday military parade?

5/6/2025, 11:09:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Seattle has the INT3RNATIONAL TOWERS. Why are they struggling with securing rebounds?

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4/6/2025, 6:58:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Donald Trump still post on X? Or will he respond on his failing Truth Social?

4/6/2025, 3:48:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social)

Tomorrow everybody will know who made #TACOtuesday yugely popular. Every time the #TACOman speaks it will be known as #TACOsalad. #TACO

3/6/2025, 2:33:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think Donald Trump will claim that he created #TACOtuesdays?

3/6/2025, 2:10:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is Senator AOC?

3/6/2025, 1:50:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

She wants their votes then she doesn't care what happens after.

1/6/2025, 8:36:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

On June 14th the world will be celebrating International #TACO Day.

31/5/2025, 5:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social)

Is it true that June 14th will become International #TACO Day?

30/5/2025, 7:06:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Show it to Trump and he will believe it is a real tattoo.

30/5/2025, 3:43:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

And corrupt.

26/5/2025, 1:19:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

They won't ve foreign investors for long after they buy Trump's gold card.

24/5/2025, 3:35:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

That's going to keep Trump up all night.

23/5/2025, 2:24:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Well at least Junior stayed true to Trump form.

21/5/2025, 12:47:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

But Sleepy Joe..... MAGA is funny when they try to defend Trump.

14/5/2025, 1:59:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does Trump not want to fly in a plane made in the USA?

13/5/2025, 1:54:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

But will Trump take credit for the first pope from the United States?

8/5/2025, 6:35:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social)

The new pope is from the USA. I bet Trump will take all the credit for that.

8/5/2025, 5:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Let JD go to Mar-a-Lago.

7/5/2025, 2:45:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

The National Mall will have a bigger crowd than Trump's 2017 inauguration.

6/5/2025, 5:32:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

I am excited for the International Towers of Magbegor, Malonga, and Yueru.

5/5/2025, 2:11:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Covfefe Binks #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

4/5/2025, 7:01:41 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't expect Trump's White House to know anything. Trump's true Star Wars character...

4/5/2025, 5:36:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Of the 100 days, how many days has Trump spent on a golf course?

30/4/2025, 2:55:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's the art of the deal, baby!

26/4/2025, 11:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is still mad that the NFL refused to let him buy the Buffalo Bills.

26/4/2025, 1:58:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

There goes MAGA's theory of Trump being right about everything.

26/4/2025, 1:57:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Where will he put his MAGA flag though?

24/4/2025, 6:33:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Will Donald Trump fire Pete Hegseth so he can try to become the next pope?

23/4/2025, 1:50:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

That could be a great excuse for Trump to fire Hegseth.

22/4/2025, 2:43:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

What a snowflake. But that's what Trump likes.

22/4/2025, 2:29:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

The greatest businessman on earth.

22/4/2025, 1:49:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

But is she more annoying than Leavitt?

16/4/2025, 1:49:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump loves the poorly educated.

16/4/2025, 1:24:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

So how many rich foreigners bought their $5 million US citizenship through that ugly gold card?

16/4/2025, 1:17:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

So does that mean that the Storm has the youngest and oldest players in the WNBA?

15/4/2025, 2:18:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

So when will Trump start raising the prices for MAGA products?

10/4/2025, 4:09:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

How much is MAGA enjoying the red wave in the stock market?

8/4/2025, 8:32:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he even know what tariffs mean?

5/4/2025, 1:24:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

What percentage of that will the top 1% pay?

5/4/2025, 1:21:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent

Will MAGA boycott McDonald's with this news?

4/4/2025, 1:40:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view