Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Trump needs the spotlight after hiding for about a week.
The Golden Toilet Era has begun but at least I got a BlueSky to look at.
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Because Trump needs the spotlight after hiding for about a week.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
The most transparent president ever.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
It helps that they played all their road games for the season.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
13 year old boys who follow the lead of a 4 year old boy.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that mean I'll no longer be at level 48 come October 15?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Trump pimp smacked Putin? That lie would work on MAGA.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Hiding his hand. Hiding his hair. Hiding his shit stains.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is way too weak to say anything to Putin's face. Besides, Putin is probably messing around with the Epstein files.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is not confused. He just never knew Alaska is a US state.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Couple years? They're most likely going by the end of this year.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
What about hugging an American flag?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know why they haven't done that a long time ago.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened to it being named after Melania?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
That really sucks for Junior. He's not even allowed to watch his daddy doodle.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
What will it be tomorrow?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
They can only be political pawns for the Republicans. How many meetings did Trump have in Scotland?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Bongino would scream "Viva la pedophilia!"
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
The weakness of a Trump.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that why Junior was absolutely clueless about his dad being on the Epstein list?
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.' Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Let Colbert be the next Coldplay and expose the mf'er.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Coldplay exposed one CEO. Colbert can cause havoc for another. Would love to see other late night hosts contribute to this.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
That will produce the highest ratings ever.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
So does that mean Colbert can say whatever the fuck he wants to say until his last show?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that mean that Colbert can say whatever the hell he wants until then?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
What are the chances Trump say it was Donald Jr. in the Epstein files?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
How could you talk about Jeffrey Epstein when Trump's hat trick and goalkeeping perfection helped Chelsea win over PSG?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow will bring a new episode of the second season of the Trump shitshow.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
We all knew Republicans will bow down to Trump.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is surprised by that? Nobody.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA will call Newsom a whiny bitch as they applaud Trump for suing every reporter that said mean true things about him.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
How is Canada a difficult country to trade with? Trump really does suck at making deals.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
How many times can we complete the original timed research?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
I see Dumb, Dumber and Dumberer having to listen to Dumbest speak.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Will Trump claim to have invented the stable genius phone? Much, much smarter than any smartphone on the face of the planet.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not just a smartphone. It's a very stable genius phone.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
But would Trump pick Israel over Russia?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Forget all the other smartphones. #TrumpMobile has the best #StableGeniusPhone ever. His boys are idiots for not trying to charge $86.47 per month to have Russia and China having access to their phones 24/7.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Is anybody on BlueSky going to get Trump Mobile? Maybe they'll force you to only use Truth Social on their stable genius phones?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you telling me that you're not excited for the new stable genius phones?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor guy couldn't even get a birthday hat or crown.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
When is the birthday parade supposed to start?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm enjoying it. Let's go Pacers!
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he's still sad about being booed at the Kennedy Center and the fact it might rain on his birthday parade.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy international lynx day! You can't spell lynx without that L.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
10-0 Lynx? Nope. How about a 10-point loss instead. Go Storm!
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
I would like to apologize to Wheeler for not taking time off work to be able to watch this statement game in person! #NothingButStorm
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump even has to cheat at thumb war.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
But refuses to let blue states help red states after a natural disaster hits.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we eat tacos while wearing a tan suit?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Um that is exactly what they voted Trump for. Will TACO try to get her deported for saying that?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
A confederate flag. MAGA flag. American flag with Trump on it. Congrats to the Republicans for becoming the party of #TrumpFirst.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
The shitshow will go on.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
I just completed my Seattle Int3rnational Towers jersey collection. I would like for her to stay in Seattle but understand if the Storm fulfills her trade request.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
H-O-T-T-O-G-O TACO!
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching President Musk and TACO go after each other on their own social media platforms is quite entertaining.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social)
#PresidentMusk and #TACO are fighting by posting on their own social media platforms. The #BlueSky is looking big and beautiful today.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's go, Pacers!
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Elon Musk still invited to Donald Trump's birthday military parade?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Seattle has the INT3RNATIONAL TOWERS. Why are they struggling with securing rebounds?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Donald Trump still post on X? Or will he respond on his failing Truth Social?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social)
Tomorrow everybody will know who made #TACOtuesday yugely popular. Every time the #TACOman speaks it will be known as #TACOsalad. #TACO
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think Donald Trump will claim that he created #TACOtuesdays?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Where is Senator AOC?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
She wants their votes then she doesn't care what happens after.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
On June 14th the world will be celebrating International #TACO Day.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social)
Is it true that June 14th will become International #TACO Day?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Show it to Trump and he will believe it is a real tattoo.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
And corrupt.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
They won't ve foreign investors for long after they buy Trump's gold card.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
That's going to keep Trump up all night.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Well at least Junior stayed true to Trump form.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
But Sleepy Joe..... MAGA is funny when they try to defend Trump.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does Trump not want to fly in a plane made in the USA?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
But will Trump take credit for the first pope from the United States?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social)
The new pope is from the USA. I bet Trump will take all the credit for that.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Let JD go to Mar-a-Lago.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
The National Mall will have a bigger crowd than Trump's 2017 inauguration.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
I am excited for the International Towers of Magbegor, Malonga, and Yueru.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Covfefe Binks #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't expect Trump's White House to know anything. Trump's true Star Wars character...
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Of the 100 days, how many days has Trump spent on a golf course?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
And that's the art of the deal, baby!
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is still mad that the NFL refused to let him buy the Buffalo Bills.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
There goes MAGA's theory of Trump being right about everything.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Where will he put his MAGA flag though?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Will Donald Trump fire Pete Hegseth so he can try to become the next pope?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
That could be a great excuse for Trump to fire Hegseth.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
What a snowflake. But that's what Trump likes.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
The greatest businessman on earth.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
But is she more annoying than Leavitt?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump loves the poorly educated.
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
So how many rich foreigners bought their $5 million US citizenship through that ugly gold card?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
So does that mean that the Storm has the youngest and oldest players in the WNBA?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
So when will Trump start raising the prices for MAGA products?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
How much is MAGA enjoying the red wave in the stock market?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he even know what tariffs mean?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
What percentage of that will the top 1% pay?
Josep! (@mojoagp808.bsky.social) reply parent
Will MAGA boycott McDonald's with this news?