Monica St. John (@monicalonglegs.bsky.social) / Redsky

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Number 9..Number 9...Number 9...

30/8/2025, 4:26:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tilting at windmills.

26/8/2025, 4:55:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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INCH BY INCH...

22/8/2025, 5:50:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's call the whole thing off.

19/8/2025, 3:47:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jokenschade.

16/7/2025, 4:15:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder how many shoe explosives they found in those 20 years.

9/7/2025, 5:15:15 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make mesothelioma great again.

18/6/2025, 4:08:18 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Captain Bone Spurs wants to play soldier now.

30/5/2025, 2:08:25 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.

29/5/2025, 12:57:54 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/5/2025, 1:04:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/5/2025, 12:37:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brings back sweet memories of Mr. Traffic, Mr. Pete, Mr. Morrison, Francine Dancer, and My Name is Tom and I'm Not Insane.

12/5/2025, 2:21:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/5/2025, 3:07:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yappy.

9/4/2025, 7:26:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Divided States of America.

7/4/2025, 6:44:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putting the screws to Americans.

6/4/2025, 4:53:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're doing retroactive racism now.

19/3/2025, 2:33:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Upward crotch.

19/3/2025, 1:26:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for a change.

13/3/2025, 3:05:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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O Canada.

11/3/2025, 5:29:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The time to fight was in 2015.

4/3/2025, 4:44:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/2/2025, 8:08:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted

For those of you who watched the video of an Idaho woman experiencing handmaid‘s tale treatment, now is the time to decide what you would do in that situation—whether it's you or whether you're nearby when this happens to someone else. We are in a moment where we all have to decide who we are.

24/2/2025, 4:17:47 PM | 12543 3612 | View on Bluesky | view

Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

23/2/2025, 6:01:28 PM | 96748 21157 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buy Dentemp or DenTek and put it back on.

23/2/2025, 4:05:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Masculine urge.

20/2/2025, 4:55:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big Jule was unavailable.

20/2/2025, 2:54:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mum's the word.

19/2/2025, 7:10:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf.bsky.social) reposted

At what point do the passengers in the back of the plane realize it has been hijacked and is now hurtling toward a mountainside? At what point do they realize that unless they act now they will never again have the chance to do so?

15/2/2025, 5:44:14 PM | 1364 343 | View on Bluesky | view

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them,

14/2/2025, 11:47:35 PM | 116341 34525 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't trust Oz with the health of my goldfish.

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Scout (@scout5.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

🤚 💙💙💙

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8/2/2025, 2:50:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By the time you look into it, it will be gone.

5/2/2025, 4:13:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real men go grocery shopping without their wives.

24/1/2025, 2:42:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She looks like she's dressed for the funeral of democracy.

20/1/2025, 4:36:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's a legend!

27/12/2024, 4:25:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My doctor recommends a low-crab diet.

27/12/2024, 4:03:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same.

16/12/2024, 6:31:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a gif of a movie you could watch over and over and over..

16/12/2024, 6:27:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love the saddle shoes!

24/11/2024, 12:47:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Carpe Diem 😎🦋 (@carpediem89.bsky.social) reposted

We’re all the same once you take away skin color!

19/11/2024, 8:47:21 PM | 40 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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What gif pops up when you type your name?

18/11/2024, 9:50:54 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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📌

18/11/2024, 2:56:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is joie de vivre allowed?

18/11/2024, 1:34:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/11/2024, 3:19:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Darth, I can finally thank you for turning us on to Alexia potatoes. Yum!

13/11/2024, 2:24:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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