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Montefalco_890

@montefalco890.bsky.social

Italy lover, foodie, proud liberal, pro-choice, pro-democracy, pro-science, anti-hypocrisy. I’m proudly woke. I snark. Oh, and I swear a lot. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸. “Somebody slap me and wake me the fuck up.” Jasmine Crockett

created November 21, 2024

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Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. It could be AI generated. We need a live on air video. Not on FOX.

31/8/2025, 9:55:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Edited my profile from “apparently woke” to “proudly woke”.

30/8/2025, 12:33:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear you. I’m screaming though.

29/8/2025, 10:27:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

“Treated like” or being?

29/8/2025, 10:26:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

And this is how we searched information.

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29/8/2025, 9:18:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

My response is to retire.

28/8/2025, 11:11:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so sorry. This disgrace must be especially hurtful to those of you who defended the Capitol. You are a true hero and know that most Americans know that.

28/8/2025, 11:03:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet here we are. The republicans in congress have abdicated their duty, the media and many institutions and corporations have acquiesced, and SCOTUS have paved the way.

28/8/2025, 10:58:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge A. Caballero, MD (@datadrivenmd.social) reposted reply parent

Impeach RFK Jr. Now.

28/8/2025, 1:29:57 AM | 309 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

They are the ones who drink the kool aid

27/8/2025, 1:13:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

We are at the beginning of the absolute piece of shit phase of this regime.

23/8/2025, 11:24:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Just back from a trip to Canada. Peameal bacon (not “Canadian bacon—which is just ham) and breakfast sausage (not the Whole Foods shit hubby buys when he’s craving). Pure pork bliss. Oh and it was nice spending time with the family. But peameal bacon. Come on.

23/8/2025, 1:22:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

In what world does anyone think this is a good makeup job? It makes him look even more demented as well as having other physical problems.

23/8/2025, 12:18:05 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 12:02:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 12:02:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree to disagree?

15/8/2025, 11:56:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

For not releasing the pee tapes

15/8/2025, 11:27:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

And Putin got red carpet treatment. They both benefited. Fuckers

15/8/2025, 11:26:21 PM | 45 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Before the scotus ends gay marriage

15/8/2025, 11:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Trump would have let you invade and take over.

15/8/2025, 11:08:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is just trying to remember who he is sitting beside

15/8/2025, 10:14:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

He was the jerkee not the jerker. 🤪

15/8/2025, 9:45:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

I notice the demented orange fuck isn’t doing his pull and jerk power handshake with Putin.

15/8/2025, 9:35:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

@joerogantop.bsky.social are you brave enough? You will lose.

15/8/2025, 12:12:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Trump revoked Biden's executive order cracking down on anti-competitive corporate practices. This gives Big Tech, Ag, Pharma, and airline monopolies even more power to price-gouge and rip you off. CEOs have been kissing Trump's ring — look at what they're getting in return.

14/8/2025, 6:45:16 PM | 1959 768 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

But Harry Enten on @ccn.com always makes it seem like the facist orange pedophile and rapist is doing well.

14/8/2025, 11:31:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

But the DOJ hired a Jared Wise a Jan. 6 defendant who encouraged insurrectionists to "kill" the police defending the capitol. Make that make sense.

14/8/2025, 11:06:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

The “leverage” is pee tapes

14/8/2025, 1:07:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Still

14/8/2025, 1:46:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

I got a spam email asking me to purchase Amazon gift cards for which I would be reimbursed. At least I think it is spam otherwise I’ve just told my neighbor to go fuck herself.

14/8/2025, 1:42:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan.bsky.social) reposted

If you're really interested in lowering crime in DC, start with the place it's running rampant: The White House.

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11/8/2025, 6:31:30 PM | 1561 405 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

@cnn.com can’t you do any better than Jennings and O’Leary? Actually a better question is why don’t you want to do better?

11/8/2025, 1:22:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

@beschlossdc1776.bsky.social I miss your posts. I hope you’re ok.

11/8/2025, 1:09:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DemCastDonGA (@donshantajr.bsky.social) reposted

Inquiring minds want to know...

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10/8/2025, 9:16:40 PM | 17433 5008 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

This explains the MAGA crowd.

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10/8/2025, 5:39:09 PM | 6721 1678 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Passed a cybertruck on a walk today. It looked like my stainless steel refrigerator with wheels except that my refrigerator has fewer fingerprint smudges. #fugly

10/8/2025, 8:58:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

You are doing good work

10/8/2025, 1:05:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

With Trump’s blessings or on his orders?

6/8/2025, 9:47:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Topol (@erictopol.bsky.social) reposted

We're still seeing great promise of COVID nasal vaccines with various vectors, preventing infection and transmission, but the HHS cancellation of US support will very likely derail the progress that has been made www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/... www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

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6/8/2025, 9:32:01 PM | 420 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this mean I’m going to get paid to take my Lipitor?

4/8/2025, 12:32:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

What was Paul Rudd thinking when he made that unicorn move?

4/8/2025, 12:28:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

It makes me like Biden even more.

3/8/2025, 10:46:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Statistically impossible. Throw out the scorer.

2/8/2025, 11:55:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Hideous

2/8/2025, 10:58:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve been watching it coming since the inauguration. Day by fucking day.

2/8/2025, 12:18:14 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Since January 20 we have been witnessing the US turn into an authoritarian regime before our eyes.

1/8/2025, 9:25:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Um. Didn’t she lose? Trump sounds like a poor winner. Correction, he’s a cheater in golf, marriages and elections.

1/8/2025, 9:20:49 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve entered into a new level of facts not mattering. 1984

1/8/2025, 9:17:05 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

@pressley.house.gov DO SOMETHING!!!

1/8/2025, 12:51:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

@governor.ca.gov please get it done

1/8/2025, 12:39:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Let them eat cake.

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31/7/2025, 6:32:57 PM | 25681 10851 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww boofuckinghoo. If you’re an asshole and underpanted pedophile people are gonna treat you as such.

31/7/2025, 12:22:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, no.

30/7/2025, 5:26:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

For what? Being decent?

27/7/2025, 1:01:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Dear god, what is wrong with me I’m actually laughing at Happy Gilmore 2? Bad Bunny doesn’t hurt the eyes either.

25/7/2025, 10:04:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Just him

25/7/2025, 12:11:10 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

We no longer have a legitimate Department of Justice, so yeah

24/7/2025, 11:58:29 PM | 59 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Basic logic: “Friends” = clients

24/7/2025, 11:55:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

The Trump regime has no interest in governing, only grift, corruption and retribution. We are truly fucked.

24/7/2025, 9:46:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

No surprise. #release_the_Epstein_files.

24/7/2025, 9:28:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 9:25:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake (@jakeju.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

24/7/2025, 7:58:25 AM | 102 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Reposting this and a few other things for no particular reason today. Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow and the next day, too.

19/7/2025, 2:27:49 PM | 22292 10616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Diapers and cankles.

19/7/2025, 7:06:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Because denying science is all about the current regime

19/7/2025, 6:36:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they are fucking evil people

19/7/2025, 6:33:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a man of the pedos

19/7/2025, 6:31:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Hey @newsweek.com

19/7/2025, 6:29:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

1. What the absolute fuck? 2. Who the fuck reads Newsweek? Not the toothless wonders who elected him.

19/7/2025, 6:01:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor little Donny. Cry me a river you fucking piece of shit—POTUS, not you Jonathan, although I can’t understand your dealings with Joe and Mika.

19/7/2025, 5:18:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

FFS. This is where we are at

19/7/2025, 5:15:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

“Flag” or “scrub”? I think we know

19/7/2025, 5:12:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

We know acquiescence when we see it. Shame on @cbstvstudios.bsky.social shame on @paramountstudios.bsky.social

19/7/2025, 1:11:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

That in and of itself is a sign of a sex crime

18/7/2025, 6:54:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

I see mad people.

17/7/2025, 12:59:18 PM | 2813 1221 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

Sesame Street always knew Donald was trash.

18/7/2025, 6:25:39 PM | 1988 487 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Big time !!

18/7/2025, 5:45:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Beware. This is a fraud.

18/7/2025, 8:19:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Shame on @paramountplusbr.bsky.social and CBS

18/7/2025, 7:53:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.

18/7/2025, 7:04:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

EPSTEIN

17/7/2025, 7:03:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

Because EPSTEIN.

17/7/2025, 6:56:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 6:55:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m offended by the bad make up job.

17/7/2025, 6:48:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

He has weak, tiny hands. I get it.

17/7/2025, 6:48:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair his very tiny hands could experience severe compression when experiencing a normal handshake.

17/7/2025, 6:45:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly

17/7/2025, 6:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

But don’t worry he regenerated an ear so it’s all good.

17/7/2025, 6:29:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Well maybe with so many issues going on the #potus might have other things to lie about. I’m a little surprised that Ms Leavitt is surprised.

17/7/2025, 6:22:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

I want to call Leavitt a cunt. Is that wrong? If you say yes then fuck off.

17/7/2025, 6:12:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

“Deals” aren’t one way. What was issued were threats.

17/7/2025, 6:09:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then you’re an idiot but we knew that already.

17/7/2025, 6:06:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 6:01:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Will it kill him? Just asking for medical reasons.

17/7/2025, 5:59:52 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. Even this clown knows that is absurd.

17/7/2025, 5:57:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social)

On vacay. Two weeks not checking my email. Bliss. (MFs I told you I wasn’t going to reply).

17/7/2025, 5:54:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone is going to get a huge divorce settlement. Viva la vida. Fix you.

17/7/2025, 5:33:52 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like I have “for fucks sake” on auto reply these days. FFS

17/7/2025, 5:27:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

But here we are. What do we do next?

17/7/2025, 5:20:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Montefalco_890 (@montefalco890.bsky.social) reply parent

The superficial bitch in me is distracted by his hideous shoes and poor makeup techniques. The optimist in me is dancing.

17/7/2025, 12:19:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view