Moose-ifer

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We as citizens deserve this...a direct result of apathy, distrust and lack of government engagement by the majority who could offset the madness of the few.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social)

I need noise canceling headphones that will cancel out my tinnitus

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Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Captain Chaos?

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Anti-intellectualism has been a continuous thread in American society... "My ignorance is better than your knowledge. "

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Walk ...er, Jack it off, dude. I bark at pussies.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Babaloo!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social)

At this point...the weekend is inevitable. #dogsofbluesky

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

There is someone for everyone...but they might be incarcerated and hard to find

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the hounds!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

My hooman aced dog training...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

So what's changed?...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I too will be working ....up an appetite!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I missed snacks today ... There isn't enough therapy to fix that.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I am where the Wild Things are!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow... (Taking notes)

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Not every story has a happy ending.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

"Sit. Stay. Good boy!"

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

A malignant Narcissist has only one agenda and one set of rules. The truth isn't on the menu.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Underated twee...er post

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

If you ain't laughing, the joke's on you.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Cause of his divorce...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I can smell it a mile away...bcz dogs.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

It is already an immense self-own...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

The best parties are the ones you don't plan...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there....

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Waymo safer...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

ZzzzZZZzzzz ... Dude, I'm napping here.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social)

Emperor Puppatine #dogsofbluesky

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, oh, oh... Pick meeee!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Couch humper..Savage.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

My hooman is a TV repair man...he has the ultimate set of tools

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Bruce is in the house!!!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Luft balloon 🎈🎈🎈

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

mort sur la route de jour

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

"She may be a convicted child sex trafficker, but she is our convicted child sex trafficker." Says Trump (probably)

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

T and A needs to watch Ps and Qs

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

"I see a red door and want to paint it black..."

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Not being in the Bible never stopped religions from pushing their dogma...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

The lack of opposable thumbs keeps me sober...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

...I get funnier and funnier until I am the funniest dog I know.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? They are just as corrupt...it is a perfect match.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

And 40% from the Russians NORD gas pipeline...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how many bathrooms he has ...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Factually correct.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor Dr Demento... He was awesome... Fish Heads. Eat them up! YUM!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Bitch-splaining... Love it!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

You can only talk if you can breathe....

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Shrimp Pizza for all...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

"..Enema" fixed it

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

If there is a digital license associated with the device

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Gunna need a military...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I am spar... squirrel!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope she will finally learn her lesson..

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice endur-athlete tatt! (Scar)

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social)

Today I learned how to filter out 'cat' from my feed...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

How about giving back the stolen Ukrainian children!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Even animals...in a wheelchair.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Flame thrower...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Air assault!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

"Do you want to see more?"

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I did that and discovered a lot of internal shrink...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I give Fred Talks... Ted's adopted brother

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Veggie hoagies are exempt

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Damaged dog in search of damaged hooman....Is there a placement process?

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

My hooman loves me...but I am not hooman. When it's time...it's time.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

In Ukraine... There are no civilians. No surrender. I would gladly go and sniff out enemies and bark at them.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

We have found Yuri...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

One 'Noble Piece Prize' coming up...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Lucky...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Anti-intellectualism has been a continuous thread throughout American history... As if asserting that "my ignorance is better than your knowledge."

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't ship 'em out... Sign 'em up.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the way...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoagie hurling being the gateway violence to mass civil unrest...not on bingo card.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep the right hand up on the return ... you're dropping it.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

He is a peacock...but he is our peacock.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully it will make them smell better...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoagie is the gateway drug of civil dissent...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly crossed a Finnish line.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking for address...*turns down volume.*

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Savage...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

...your mother. Probably

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Rain sensing rear wipers...game changer

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

They did that once at my Smart n Final... I just grabbed a Stocker and made them my personal shopper... Hard to do at the Aldi though.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I see dad jokes...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I am from the first age... according to my children.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Underrated twee...er, post.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Still waiting on my Optigrab class action check...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

About sums it up for me...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Some electrician is trolling you...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

A few T's and a bit of A's... Never disappoints.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no lettuce...or sour cream..in a taco. Taco blasphemy!

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup..same

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Merely an Economic flesh wound...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

I think assumed cheating adds to the joke in this case...

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

That's Bruce! I hear he has since left acting bcz he was high maintenance.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent

Doh! Sorry about that fall...sucks.

Moose-ifer (@mooseifer7431.bsky.social) reply parent