The umpires are safe from these hands, for now
The umpires are safe from these hands, for now
Happy anniversary to all who celebrate
If Chapman doesn’t get ejected I’LL throw hands
Yeah I’m just doing regular imax, which is even a stretch for me cause I love my reclining seats. But I’ll do anything for Jaws
You goin to see Jaws?
Lololol when I was teaching my internship last year and we were preparing for a photo shoot I’d planned we watched that movie. I love that movie
absolutely loathsome that we live in a country where an article like this has to be written
Night at a hotel, you know what that means Forensic Files
Oh noooooooo Buffs
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
I have been vibing so hard with the music the Rockies girlfriends, wives, and daughters picked out for them
taco’s
The sacrifices I make 😭
And I didn’t even catch the cracker jacks
MY WHOLE HEART
As an Air Force girlie due to geography, this is music to my ears
Rally caps on!
She doesn’t appear to have figured out whatever she was thinking about. There’s been no epiphanies shared
The thinker
Storming out of a The Band concert when I find out it’s not at the Apollo
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Orlando Arcia you have my whole heart ❤️❤️
Oh ffs
The 1 - 2 punch of the Riley Moss Kris Bryant ones woulda been enough for me
Since it seems unlikely that I'll be hearing back from The Onion about the application I sent in five months ago, I might as well post the 30 sports headlines I wrote for it in the hope that you get a few laughs out of them.
I have video evidence disputing this
Church State (Or so I’ve been told)
I’ve entered another Last Podcast On The Left binge era
We used to be considered one of the smartest countries in the world
We used to have that thing where you could see what your friends were listening to but they got rid of it cause no one cared??
One thing about me, I’m gonna like every baboob video that comes on my timeline
I’m sure there’s some dumb Easter egg involved with it. Just annoyed me lol
lol you’re totally fine!
Taylor swift referred to herself as an English teacher in her announcement post that she and Travis are engaged. I just don’t understand why she chose English over music
English teacher? Why not Music teacher? Literally why?
Fuck AI fuck everyone who says it just ‘saves time’ fuck anyone who doesn’t understand how dangerous it is
Does the precedent set in the Michelle Carter/Conrad Roy case apply here? If so, Open AI should be charged and convicted with manslaughter k thanks bye
Hard to believe something from the best Ted Lasso episode could be ruining the country
I thought MAHA stood for Make America Healthy Again, not Make America Hot Again
Oh nooooooo they used the same shot twice in the trailer
These came mostly from *marginalized/minority communities A big step forward for clarity in political writing would be writing about what’s actually happening tbh
These bitches just Never. Stop. Talking. It is 100% on purpose b/c it 1) makes some people forget what they said yesterday 2) helps brainwash average citizens who begin to hear the diamonds in the rough that make sense to them, so they start listening to everything they say
Ew, I just got Apollo 13 tickets 2 days ago and it wasn’t like this 😭
Preach
Those ‘crazy people’ deserve to have their mental and cognitive illnesses addressed and have a safe structure to sleep and eat in
‘Family reunion’ is a little on the nose but I’ll take it
You got this!!
I was just thinking how sad I was that Game Changer is over on Dropout, but this is an excellent replacement!
Incredible things happening in the world of Facebook AI slop
What happened?
We had a nice little ‘Herb Ertlinger’ Schitts Creek giggle when he came in
Where is Howler?
taco’s
Schumer is too busy hanging out with The Bailey’s
Yeah I will be honest I sat here for a couple minutes seeing if I could incorporate a clarification that he looks like white Jesus… I ultimately decided it took away from the comedy, and you guys would know what I meant
I mean he probably got some speed on the loaves and fishes as he was passing them out
Jesus (Was gonna make a Jesus look at his hair type joke, but decided to leave it cause he also looks like him)
This game is easy
Yeah you gotta write more reviews! But I followed you!
Everyone drop your letterboxed handles I wanna read your reviews
It just went on, and on, and on 😂
Ohhhhhhh haha I get it now
Y’all why aren’t we talking about Chuck Schumer’s imaginary friends he made up 20 years ago and won’t stop talking about
I’m not gonna lie to you, I do not remember the score. That movie was not my jam lol
You might say I have a diverse palate
Girl I’m already done! Just went home and grabbed the card and it took 2.5 minutes haha
Did you need the card they sent you or can you just do it with your license plate?
The Trailblazers team up with Cat Adoption Team to announce the 2025-2026 schedule. youtu.be/8811FDBlCU0?...
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Three years with the girl ❤️
Noooooooooooo it’s so true lol
When your property is more important than your life
lol I forgot about Lars Nootbaar. Needed that chuckle today
Overall not as bad of a list for the Kennedy Center as I would have anticipated, although they’re not even remotely diverse. Highly recommend Michael Crawford’s version of ‘Music of the Night’
There is an absolutely insane reply buried in here. Lemme know if you guys see it
More sobbing 😭😭💜💜
Sobbing 💜😭💜
I could not believe my eyes
I hope none of you doubted me
Guys I’m pretty positive Drake Bell is here
I do not feel like it got enough recognition!
Just a bit
First batter just went 415 ft to left center 😳
This is maybe the most fun I’ve had all year
He’s gonna shoot out more of his hair
John 😟 you usually have such good takes 😭
He nakey
I don’t think I’d be able to handle that 😂😂
Happy Dave Matthews Day to those who celebrate
We are having panic attacks
If Hegseth is “proud of our history,” why has the military systematically erased the contributions of women and minorities from the DoD website and prevented any celebration of them?
Guys don’t go into the event industry it is 100% not worth it
Yay!!!
wtf is this
Man it is such a bummer to think that this Jaws at 50 thing would have been something that we all would have gathered around the tv to watch on like ABC or something. It would have been an event. Now? It’s just another upload on Disney+
The absolute murderer row of directors and filmmakers they got for the Jaws at 50 documentary
I’m gonna be a wreck between this and Wicked For Good that weekend