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Edward Lizardhands

@morrisdaywalker.bsky.social

...no, I don't think I will.

created November 22, 2024

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This was always the endgame of Krasnov.

28/2/2025, 4:43:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not enough to learn.

28/2/2025, 4:39:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin is winning.

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2/1/2025, 1:26:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it him who wanted the heroin or was it the worm piloting him?

1/1/2025, 8:06:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More chest-chewin rubik's cubes???

1/1/2025, 7:31:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump wasn't in it.

1/1/2025, 7:29:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must be all that genius engineering.

1/1/2025, 7:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A slathering of inbred shit weasels

29/12/2024, 1:25:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facts.

8/12/2024, 8:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or we can just start shittin on Elon bitchass every time he opens his apartheid ass mouth, the fuckin peasant.

7/12/2024, 4:50:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or just "Abra cadabra" like their forefathers said to ward off pain.

6/12/2024, 3:48:50 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do those boots taste?

6/12/2024, 3:26:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/12/2024, 2:27:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A young Boris Johnson was among them

6/12/2024, 2:25:52 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It eventually became a very soothing De La Soul track youtu.be/oIfsBHXii2I?...

6/12/2024, 2:24:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww it'll be fine... *eye twitch* www.google.com/amp/s/www.nb...

30/11/2024, 3:58:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is every oligarch's biggest fan. Gotta love the idiots who made him our king.

26/11/2024, 3:53:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait til you hear about Amazon Health

26/11/2024, 2:41:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same as it ever was. Just out loud now.

26/11/2024, 2:40:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And his theme song?! "I'm takin YMCA back for the straights!"

26/11/2024, 2:36:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Minos well check it out

26/11/2024, 3:41:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to think again.

25/11/2024, 9:16:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen

25/11/2024, 6:51:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally all Russia asked him to do.

25/11/2024, 6:44:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember how great Bezos was for the Washington Post. Strangely, as it burned, the owner was unfazed. It was their whole journalistic career. For him, it was Thursday. www.npr.org/2024/10/28/n...

25/11/2024, 6:44:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't get the secret service post?

25/11/2024, 5:47:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, but it sounds like your mother was. Often during pregnancy. www.instagram.com/reel/DCR3svq...

25/11/2024, 5:21:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so crazy how reparations can never happen, but Trump is tryin to pay white people for the trauma of hearing about what they did.

25/11/2024, 4:36:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok. I'm not being ableist when I say this. But what tf would make anybody look at this leathery, shivering man full of brain worms and hear him out about what we eat? Earlier societies would have him under a blanket for the rest of his life.

25/11/2024, 4:33:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like to think it inspired Super Rich Kids by Frank Ocean.

25/11/2024, 4:31:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Ope. There goes 2000 bucks." "Your shoes cost 2000 bucks?" "That one did."

25/11/2024, 4:30:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the kind of idiot who thinks racism is yelling the N word and not the systemic class warfare against black people.

25/11/2024, 4:26:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blacks for Kennedy means something very different in 2024

25/11/2024, 4:24:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, brainworms. Reparations would make a lot of black kids more resilient.

25/11/2024, 4:24:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He had his proverbial cornbread eaten.

25/11/2024, 4:16:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't even attempt to see this movie. And I tapped out on The Last of Us. For these reasons.

25/11/2024, 4:11:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hysteria on Peacock is raimitastic. And a little bit Twin Peaky.

25/11/2024, 4:08:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bored.

25/11/2024, 4:04:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah well, I exist. The world affects me. I suppose an imaginary son of God can afford to pretend to be above it. Nazis deserve what they get.

25/11/2024, 4:01:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, spoken like somebody the nazis ain't tryin to put their hands on.

25/11/2024, 3:56:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.cnn.com/2024/11/18/u... This is what we're up against. It ain't even December. Miss me with that kumbaya shit.

25/11/2024, 3:55:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By pushing bullshit nonviolence, knowing full well it relies on the morality of the violent actor. Trying to both sides violent white supremacy only helps violent white supremacy. Worthless. Like I said.

25/11/2024, 3:53:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Judgmental and unhelpful. Just like regular Jesus.

25/11/2024, 2:02:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought a filbert was a paintbrush

25/11/2024, 1:43:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still married to Elsa's sister, innit

25/11/2024, 1:37:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/11/2024, 1:33:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This from the asshole who got zero laughs on SNL

25/11/2024, 1:04:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/11/2024, 1:01:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, but he is.

25/11/2024, 12:38:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah. We can punch them. You can watch.

25/11/2024, 12:36:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember what good it did for Richard Spencer? One punch in the mouth and we never saw that motherfucker again.

Richard Spencer getting a mouthful of justice
25/11/2024, 12:35:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was so personal. It wasn't a true crime, it was the food chain. Stay out the water.

24/11/2024, 5:25:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roadkill parasites for everyone!

24/11/2024, 1:24:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatupwhatup we in here.

23/11/2024, 5:23:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends. Does she have sexual misconduct charges?

23/11/2024, 4:30:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I could remember where I knew him from. It's buggin me. I'm gonna read his whole filmography to appease my AuDD

23/11/2024, 4:22:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have I seen this dude in movies or somethin?

23/11/2024, 3:41:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Russian plot to implode America by simply letting Trump be Trump is working flawlessly.

23/11/2024, 3:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing to see how fast America becomes a fascist hellscape.

23/11/2024, 3:05:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'll see the fireworks and the spontaneous parades.

23/11/2024, 2:52:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First I saw him wreaking havoc. Then I looked again. Aww.

23/11/2024, 2:49:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Bigbootay! Boo-TAY!"

23/11/2024, 2:48:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you expect her to see a possible boot and not lick it?

23/11/2024, 2:47:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, it was good enough to buy the American presidency

23/11/2024, 2:46:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My eyes ache from trying to inhale these colors

23/11/2024, 2:34:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the little face of "this is nasty... eh, few more bites."

23/11/2024, 2:29:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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General Mills intl coffee is just hot chocolate for adults and I'm fine with that.

23/11/2024, 2:24:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A queen.

23/11/2024, 2:06:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the name of the good goddess Elvira, I salute this post.

23/11/2024, 1:37:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you like neurospicy protags with awesome jackets, may I offer my man Dirk Gently

23/11/2024, 1:34:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that this didn't show up in either RDJ Sherlock Holmes movie is a tragedy

23/11/2024, 1:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My kid is learning this song in piano class and has absolutely no idea what the context is, nor did I. I can't wait to show him.

23/11/2024, 1:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No mic!?!?!

23/11/2024, 1:24:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It reminds me so much of this

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23/11/2024, 1:19:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely saw a movie like this recently. But I can't say the name without spoiling it.

23/11/2024, 1:17:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*grabs chest behind a Denny's*

23/11/2024, 1:14:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stunned.

23/11/2024, 1:13:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My question is can you hook me up with your radioactive spider/dying alien ring bearing/cosmic ray connection? I wanna be down.

23/11/2024, 1:10:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assumed you were still tied to the bed post

23/11/2024, 1:06:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you blocked?

23/11/2024, 1:04:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're entitled to your opinion. If you act fast, you could be the first person to have consensual sex with him

23/11/2024, 1:03:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prepare the trebuchet

23/11/2024, 1:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A deity incarnate.

23/11/2024, 12:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell no. That guy believes in the Horse's Oats economic theory!!

23/11/2024, 12:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do I see the poster for Aniara?

23/11/2024, 12:51:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starro's cousin Space Shrimp!

23/11/2024, 12:47:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is your president morbidly obese?

23/11/2024, 12:40:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view