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This was always the endgame of Krasnov.
...no, I don't think I will.
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This was always the endgame of Krasnov.
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Not enough to learn.
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Was it him who wanted the heroin or was it the worm piloting him?
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More chest-chewin rubik's cubes???
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Trump wasn't in it.
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Must be all that genius engineering.
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A slathering of inbred shit weasels
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Facts.
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Or we can just start shittin on Elon bitchass every time he opens his apartheid ass mouth, the fuckin peasant.
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Or just "Abra cadabra" like their forefathers said to ward off pain.
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How do those boots taste?
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A young Boris Johnson was among them
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It eventually became a very soothing De La Soul track youtu.be/oIfsBHXii2I?...
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Aww it'll be fine... *eye twitch* www.google.com/amp/s/www.nb...
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Trump is every oligarch's biggest fan. Gotta love the idiots who made him our king.
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Wait til you hear about Amazon Health
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Same as it ever was. Just out loud now.
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And his theme song?! "I'm takin YMCA back for the straights!"
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Minos well check it out
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We need to think again.
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Amen
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Literally all Russia asked him to do.
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Remember how great Bezos was for the Washington Post. Strangely, as it burned, the owner was unfazed. It was their whole journalistic career. For him, it was Thursday. www.npr.org/2024/10/28/n...
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Didn't get the secret service post?
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No, but it sounds like your mother was. Often during pregnancy. www.instagram.com/reel/DCR3svq...
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It's so crazy how reparations can never happen, but Trump is tryin to pay white people for the trauma of hearing about what they did.
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Ok. I'm not being ableist when I say this. But what tf would make anybody look at this leathery, shivering man full of brain worms and hear him out about what we eat? Earlier societies would have him under a blanket for the rest of his life.
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I like to think it inspired Super Rich Kids by Frank Ocean.
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"Ope. There goes 2000 bucks." "Your shoes cost 2000 bucks?" "That one did."
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This is the kind of idiot who thinks racism is yelling the N word and not the systemic class warfare against black people.
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Blacks for Kennedy means something very different in 2024
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Hey, brainworms. Reparations would make a lot of black kids more resilient.
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He had his proverbial cornbread eaten.
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I didn't even attempt to see this movie. And I tapped out on The Last of Us. For these reasons.
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Hysteria on Peacock is raimitastic. And a little bit Twin Peaky.
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Bored.
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Yeah well, I exist. The world affects me. I suppose an imaginary son of God can afford to pretend to be above it. Nazis deserve what they get.
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Yeah, spoken like somebody the nazis ain't tryin to put their hands on.
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www.cnn.com/2024/11/18/u... This is what we're up against. It ain't even December. Miss me with that kumbaya shit.
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By pushing bullshit nonviolence, knowing full well it relies on the morality of the violent actor. Trying to both sides violent white supremacy only helps violent white supremacy. Worthless. Like I said.
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Judgmental and unhelpful. Just like regular Jesus.
Edward Lizardhands (@morrisdaywalker.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought a filbert was a paintbrush
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Still married to Elsa's sister, innit
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This from the asshole who got zero laughs on SNL
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No, but he is.
Edward Lizardhands (@morrisdaywalker.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. We can punch them. You can watch.
Edward Lizardhands (@morrisdaywalker.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember what good it did for Richard Spencer? One punch in the mouth and we never saw that motherfucker again.
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This was so personal. It wasn't a true crime, it was the food chain. Stay out the water.
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Roadkill parasites for everyone!
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Whatupwhatup we in here.
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Depends. Does she have sexual misconduct charges?
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I wish I could remember where I knew him from. It's buggin me. I'm gonna read his whole filmography to appease my AuDD
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Have I seen this dude in movies or somethin?
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The Russian plot to implode America by simply letting Trump be Trump is working flawlessly.
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Amazing to see how fast America becomes a fascist hellscape.
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You'll see the fireworks and the spontaneous parades.
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First I saw him wreaking havoc. Then I looked again. Aww.
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"Bigbootay! Boo-TAY!"
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Do you expect her to see a possible boot and not lick it?
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Sadly, it was good enough to buy the American presidency
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My eyes ache from trying to inhale these colors
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I love the little face of "this is nasty... eh, few more bites."
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General Mills intl coffee is just hot chocolate for adults and I'm fine with that.
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A queen.
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In the name of the good goddess Elvira, I salute this post.
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If you like neurospicy protags with awesome jackets, may I offer my man Dirk Gently
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The fact that this didn't show up in either RDJ Sherlock Holmes movie is a tragedy
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My kid is learning this song in piano class and has absolutely no idea what the context is, nor did I. I can't wait to show him.
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No mic!?!?!
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Definitely saw a movie like this recently. But I can't say the name without spoiling it.
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*grabs chest behind a Denny's*
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Stunned.
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My question is can you hook me up with your radioactive spider/dying alien ring bearing/cosmic ray connection? I wanna be down.
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I assumed you were still tied to the bed post
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Are you blocked?
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You're entitled to your opinion. If you act fast, you could be the first person to have consensual sex with him
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Prepare the trebuchet
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A deity incarnate.
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Hell no. That guy believes in the Horse's Oats economic theory!!
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Why do I see the poster for Aniara?
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Starro's cousin Space Shrimp!
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Why is your president morbidly obese?