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Ian

@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social

Night Mayor of Minneapolis Twin Cities DSA he/him

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I helped a friend out at a pitch-a-friend event and a fella could clean up if he is willing to be in public.

3/9/2025, 3:04:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always great to read @brocktoon.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 11:50:00 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Night BET is Beers, Eating, and Taxis

2/9/2025, 11:38:26 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I have a different perspective here, but probably a better convo for beers sometime than my 17 post thread on Ian's Reflections on Suburban Life

2/9/2025, 9:42:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw you running today when that prius decided the crosswalk was a suggestion. Good on you for getting out in the rain.

2/9/2025, 9:38:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

You got it. racketmn.com/best-budget-...

2/9/2025, 9:34:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I think there was deadass a working payphone in that restaurant.

2/9/2025, 9:16:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait until you cross over and you aren't sure if you love the hate anymore or just love it.

2/9/2025, 9:02:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I was thinking about a Dis-or-Dat style game where the YIMBYs have to guess if it's a defense contractor, a 5-over-1 apartment building, or both.

2/9/2025, 8:07:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

I have been asked to speak at this. I'm hopeful they'll put me on last so all the Saint Paul residents will already be at home in bed when I tear them a new municipal trash hole.

2/9/2025, 7:45:32 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

You should put some campaign lit in your spokes so it makes a cool sound when you ride around.

2/9/2025, 7:39:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

He's probably looking for parking. That happens to me a lot when I'm late for a meeting at work.

2/9/2025, 6:44:22 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

You and I in a race to the bottom on upsetting food photography

Picture of a pasty with gravy, everything is white and brown
2/9/2025, 6:12:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell, I'm arch enemies with a neighborhood business owner because they yelled at me for playing with a toddler in their empty parking lot on a day the business was closed. Lots of people resent that there are strangers in their city.

2/9/2025, 5:09:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I generally agree on the prevalence, but I've had plenty of bad and antisocial interactions with people in the city: -a nextdoor neighbor that won't speak to anyone else on the block -getting yelled at for parking in front of someone's house -getting yelled at for knocking on someone's door

2/9/2025, 5:07:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Wish I could do a poll on here! I think in heavily SFH areas with owners, there's a lot more. I think in rental, there's a lot less.

2/9/2025, 4:46:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I think a lot of people in the city could not tell you the name of their nextdoor neighbors as well.

2/9/2025, 4:38:11 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring a dish.

2/9/2025, 3:55:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

If you want to see how far it goes (and it's not just a rural thing) try political doorknocking, and see how fearful or upset people are that another person is daring to knock on their door.

2/9/2025, 3:54:17 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

I find Tolkkinen's article to be fairly tonedeaf, but I agree with her here. There is a harmful mass delusion in this country that the individual and the family unit exist apart from society, and it causes them to act with outrage anytime they are asked to behave as though other people are real.

2/9/2025, 3:53:01 PM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

You will not believe how that word is pronounced.

2/9/2025, 3:46:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to forensic science camp there in middle school.

2/9/2025, 3:41:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

I was honored to be a guest of Lynn, director of the Paul Bunyan Scenic Byway Association, as she showed me the byway today. I've been invited to speak at their annual meeting in November.

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2/9/2025, 1:17:09 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao

31/8/2025, 11:54:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Holden Caulfield coded

31/8/2025, 8:32:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

Traded ties with the baddest butch at this wedding

Ian, sweaty and wearing a bowtie
31/8/2025, 2:17:36 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

Shout out to the guy at Grumpy's this week who was wearing a big cowboy hat, a shit eating grin, and an Arch Manning jersey. Rare type of guy in Minneapolis. Hope he's holding it together.

30/8/2025, 7:01:16 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

He was making a joke about the booming voice in the ad, not endorsing their financial services.

30/8/2025, 6:57:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. OKAY.

30/8/2025, 6:35:39 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

Land's End customers are dedicated to the truth.

Review for a pair of pants with a picture of a guy who has shoved two bottles of N/A Peroni into his pants to demonstrate how baggy they are. Review reads:
30/8/2025, 6:19:19 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn't this a threadless T-shirt about Pacman?

30/8/2025, 5:57:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Consider: the grocery store.

30/8/2025, 5:34:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

How many gallons would you like? We continue to move product here at Northeast Vineyards.

30/8/2025, 5:23:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER OF NORTHEAST VINEYARDS @scoopsstp.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 5:18:57 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to submit your ID to be verified before you're allowed to watch Kent State streams this year.

30/8/2025, 4:43:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

We should all be so lucky to do the goofy stuff we love for as long as we want to.

30/8/2025, 4:11:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) reposted

Put the Woke back in!!!!!!

Army football losing to Tarleton St 30-27
30/8/2025, 2:41:05 AM | 218 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

They are cooking POISON COOKIES

29/8/2025, 4:11:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to my TwiZted mind.

29/8/2025, 4:07:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

I like to imagine that these little guys are making plastic explosives.

Image on sweet martha's cookie pail of anthropomorphic cookies cooking
29/8/2025, 4:06:42 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

It will probably be fine. There's a great chance that it'll be fine.

29/8/2025, 4:00:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

6 days in and I'm already having a great time with the college football season. Now to take a big drink of water and face a plucky FCS opponent with my old backup QB who has something to prove.

29/8/2025, 3:58:49 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we still talking about Istanbul?

29/8/2025, 1:30:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I think my best articulation is something like "market dips are a signal of cognitive dissonance as reality departs from ruling class ideology."

28/8/2025, 9:17:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I have had the CornFolk privilege of going to Runza multiple times. Count the Frings.

28/8/2025, 9:16:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

It is a common misconception that Tom has a Night Mayor title. He is Mr. Saint Paul. While we have equivalent noble status, the civic titles are unique. Think like a King vs Kaiser vs Czar.

28/8/2025, 9:13:11 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I would be interested in a person smarter than me (Snowden?) trying to articulate what "the markets" are actually responsive to at this point.

28/8/2025, 8:46:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the potentially powerful thing is that if you wonder how people can own a house in 2025 and the answer is always 1) money from parents 2) twice your salary or 3) did it 10 years ago, that's a helpful data point to get over your guilt of not being "good with money."

28/8/2025, 8:20:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I find it interesting but wholly unpleasant to read, with an odd amount of voyeuristic anxiety. Every salary above mine makes me angry and every salary below mine makes me feel guilty.

28/8/2025, 8:13:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

Made it to the vigil last night. It was good to be out with people and to see so many folks coming out. I thought Keith Ellison gave a very powerful speech. Stick together, Minneapolis.

28/8/2025, 3:07:14 PM | 58 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

My understanding is that in the early 2000s they completely changed the recipe back to the pre 1970's one.

27/8/2025, 11:30:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually quite like Schlitz (once they went back to the original recipe) but I'm afraid this is grain belt

27/8/2025, 10:57:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao

27/8/2025, 10:48:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

EMMA

27/8/2025, 10:46:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Q: Is it real neon? A: Yes. Even with that faint electronic crackle. Q: How much did it cost? A: ... Q: Ian, are you still there? A: ["Neon Moon" by Brooks and Dunn intensifies]

27/8/2025, 10:46:27 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may have gone too far at the Palmer's garage sale @palmersman.bsky.social

Ian in front of a Schlitz Neon sign, drinking a beer
27/8/2025, 10:42:59 PM | 73 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think you mean ill by this comment, but please know it comes off poorly to many of us here in Minneapolis who have lost children in a school shooting today. They were not saved by poor aim.

27/8/2025, 8:23:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit, what a billing.

27/8/2025, 8:04:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mirii 🍒 (@ruingazer.bsky.social) reposted

FINALLY ABLE TO ANNOUNCE THIS SHIIIIIT me and the QR crew have been working on this for so so long and it's gonna be SO GOOD

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27/8/2025, 8:01:18 PM | 26 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever arguments you want to make about working class self-defense or reducing the state's monopoly on violence -- I see this country we've created where people live in justifiable mortal fear of one another and how it degrades our sense of community and security with one another.

27/8/2025, 7:41:11 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

I don't see a lot of good reasons to think that high rates of gun ownership is compatible in the long term with a democratic civil society, and I can see a lot of reasons to think that it isn't.

27/8/2025, 7:33:51 PM | 59 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

TovH about to do a deep dive on tax advantaged savings accounts for new families.

27/8/2025, 4:27:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pretty sure I had that image on a POG in 1996.

27/8/2025, 4:09:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

Thinking of all you parents today. What an impossible set of dangers and fears this country has given you to bear.

27/8/2025, 3:13:05 PM | 163 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

14 years working in higher ed and I might have finally found the bureaucratic paradox that makes me madder than a Cthulhu cultist.

26/8/2025, 8:36:12 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AIM Away Message with
26/8/2025, 7:32:00 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going to regret posting this, but everything I see from her has the energy of an AIM status message.

26/8/2025, 7:26:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there for that punt, Douglas.

26/8/2025, 7:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Douglas Farmer (@douglasfarmer.bsky.social) reposted

The reviews are in. Join the survivor leagues if only to laugh at my malice.

26/8/2025, 7:01:42 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

You see they announced a new consulting firm? Yeah, I hear Glup Shitto is in this one!

26/8/2025, 5:29:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I was in a breakout group at a retreat last week and a woman about three rungs higher than me shared that she used LLMs to help her make plans the previous weekend and I had to change groups so I didn't get myself into trouble.

26/8/2025, 5:12:29 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, it's spiritual poison, but a survey of 18 hiring managers by Glup Shitto Consulting shows it's a Valuable Skill in the job market, and therefore we must treat it with the soft reverence previously reserved for a porcelain baby.

26/8/2025, 5:11:01 PM | 30 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

If you tell your coworkers that college students should be warned and actively discouraged from using this everyone lets you know that you are not a Serious Person.

26/8/2025, 5:09:22 PM | 45 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I think I solved this mystery.

26/8/2025, 4:59:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

My loudest "You Know It Smell Crazy in There" of all time.

26/8/2025, 4:53:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

You just know at least one of those fryers has to be kept at temperature overnight to prevent it gelling up, like a perpetualy running diesel truck in the arctic

26/8/2025, 4:46:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

By definition, horses are allowed to sleep at the fair.

26/8/2025, 4:41:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I asked a security guard and she said "don't get any ideas"

26/8/2025, 4:40:14 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

Do you think you could hide in the State Fair and sleep there over night? How would you do it?

26/8/2025, 4:39:58 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you ever buy ice cream from it?

26/8/2025, 4:20:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring back the Benghazi van!!

26/8/2025, 4:19:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

We were talking last night about putting a few sweet martha's cookies in our next batch 👀

26/8/2025, 4:00:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you get a creami? What are you using?

26/8/2025, 3:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Rarely do you have to hand it to Taiwan!

26/8/2025, 3:52:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

You ever see the death metal ice cream truck in Northeast? Guy calls it the Hell General.

Ice cream truck that's all black and has a big strapping young lad logo on it
26/8/2025, 3:32:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The garbage truck should have music just like the ice cream truck does.

26/8/2025, 3:18:40 PM | 67 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Millstream is overall pretty mid, but with a 1985 open date, they're up there with Schells in terms of that first wave of craft beer. Amana colonies are strange but def worth a stop if you're in the area.

26/8/2025, 5:11:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I do! Toppling Goliath of course is the big name, but Pulpit Rock, which opened in their old space in Decorah, I've heard great things about. Exile (DSM) and Firetrucker (Ankeny) are both competitive with the MN scene. Alluvial just outside of Ames is a lovely taproom not far from I-35.

26/8/2025, 5:08:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, no question. But it's not that there's nothing going on down there

26/8/2025, 12:28:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Iowa catching strays in this one.

25/8/2025, 10:44:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you stay sane in a world so indifferent to the truth? How do you maintain a commitment to reality without being lost in petulance?

25/8/2025, 9:31:33 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

I feel exhausted (spiritually)

25/8/2025, 9:21:25 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I really enjoyed drafting and it convinced me that maybe I wanted to be an engineer, until I discovered that no drafting takes place in the US anymore and being an engineer is mostly math and spreadsheets...

25/8/2025, 7:50:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, that was part of the class! We had sort of a unified "tech trades" class that included drafting, digital design (photoshop, 3dsmax) and we still had an old VHS editor that I got to play around with that had the reel so you could go frame by frame.

25/8/2025, 7:50:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last night they had a sign up saying if you locked to the fence, they would cut the lock and impound your bike.

25/8/2025, 7:46:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, same.

25/8/2025, 7:31:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I'm generally aligned with your argument here Rose. I also think it's true that "strong opinions about the strategic direction a socialist organization should take" is asymmetric across ideologies. More moderately aligned members tend to avoid these debates and using organizing energy there.

25/8/2025, 7:15:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social)

Great weather this weekend, but seems like everyone was sick.

25/8/2025, 3:37:45 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

It's perfectly normal to like Boondock Saints if you were born between the years of 1983 and 1989 and absolutely a red flag for everyone else.

25/8/2025, 3:09:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, great to finally have a name to pair with the guy I always thought of as "Down-and-Out Sean Bean"

25/8/2025, 3:06:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view