World Leader Pretend or You Are the Everything.
Retired chef, vidjya game player, podcast listener. Pretty good at Fortnite. He/they. LGBTQ+ ally. Black Lives Matter. Vice Admiral Antifa 22nd Battalion. HellPope of the Church of the SubGenius. Flavortown City Council District 3. Vaxed.
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I'm going to have to check those out. I love lounge music. Hell, I was singing the Bill Murray SNL "Star Wars" lounge act in my head this morning when I took a shower.
I haven't been to Disney World in 40 years, but I'm glad to hear that they're using his tunes. He was definitely on repeat at many of the parties I went to in college in the mid-late 90s.
Andy, are you familiar with Juan García Esquivel? He made some amazing (mostly) instrumental music. Check out his 1994 album "Space-Age Bachelor Pad Music". It's really good and kind of fits the vibe you're onto tonight.
These assholes can't die fast enough.
Yes, but... where does "Big Balls" stand on the issue of waste, fraud, and abuse?
"Papa Snoop, what are bitches and hoes?"
RFK and JFK would be so ashamed of RFKJr if they were still alive.
Lol, Nina you naughty naughty woman. 🤣
How about tomorrow instead?
I completely understand. I didn't know if it was intentional or not.
There's no audio for me in either of these videos. It might be a me problem, but other videos have audio and I'm also currently watching a YT vid with sound.
Is the guy on the right having a nose bleed?
The "laugh machine" is all computer!
It's regulation on Duck Dynasty maybe. No way in hell that's any sort of local cop or federal agent.
It's sad that Hulk didn't get his hair back in Heaven. I wonder what you have to do to earn that.
Kishi certainly did. She always went with the Iron Chef and put her thumb on the scale every time.
The best part of seeing them together is that they both look very unwell and are rapidly aging.
Who wins the Asako Kishi swing vote?
We must do everything we can to protect the Olive Garden.
My 10 year old was napping on the sofa and he ripped one of the loudest I'd ever heard and he cracked one eye open and looked at me and said, "You heard nothing," rolled over, and went back to sleep.
She's a fascAIst.
She's obviously drunk. What a train wreck.
I'm three months behind on two CapOne cards and I couldn't give one squirt of duck shit about it. Multiple emails every day and they say "Let us help!" and you click the link and it's just the payment site. Not ACTUAL help, just "Catch up today! Make a payment!" Yeah, thanks. I'll let you know.
Go fuck yourself, fake bot.
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We won't stop talking about it until the truth comes out, Mr. Camel.
I always liked this one. "Personal. Responsibility... Personal. Responsibility... Personal. Responsibility..." youtu.be/V6nbFZtxAL4
"I didn't think the buffalo would eat MY face."
Does anyone else think the Megazord mythic item will just be a reskin of either Godzilla or a giant Mecha Team Leader?
"Did you see anything?!" "No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
We're not going to talk about how the person who called him a fucking dumbass is going by Penistotle?
Why did it take EIGHT YEARS to convict?
Well, he looks like shit, so here's to hoping that he dies soon.
It's always a good day to punch a Nazi.
It's still Taco Tuesday for the next ~45 minutes. Plenty of time to pull back.
Was that a Seig Hiel, a Roman Salute, or was he just throwing his heart to the crowd from the roof of a building he had no business being on?
Goddamn, they truly are just a bunch of mouth breathing inbreeds with rage issues, aren't they?
I noticed those, too. I was like, "What is this? The National Slip'n'Slide zone?"
I can almost guarantee that any tweet that ends with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" wasn't written by that ignoramus orange turd.
This dumbass is threatening a nuclear strike in a tweet?
Can the next person who tries just like... aim better? Please and thank you.
Buttigieg won't be running for governor in California.
Centimeters? 1.3'? You can't even catch a wave at that height. Try fact checking next time, dopes.
He's so fucking slimy.
Didn't kick high enough.
Oh shut up, you ineffective gasbag. You ain't done shit for anyone but your corpo overlords.
Stay in Iowa.
The cross, while defending his cheating sex tape, was a "nice" touch.
Making plans for their inevitable OnlyFans collab?
Lol, go fuck yourself you fat-faced fuck. He was never funny and always picked the lowest-hanging fruit for his jokes. I knew a guy who wrote jokes for his monologues and that guy was not funny *at all*.
So, is having Russia on every UN council a "slap in the face" to every Ukrainian for what's happened over the last several years?
He looks like Mike Lindell in drag.
RIWhatever Huckleberry Hogan.
Same as when Trump sells cheap Chinese-made BS on his merch site for $14.88.
Why was a daycare worker armed at work?
Tap dancing around the question as hard as she can.
Why does he keep using the term "hot" recently? Did he just discover Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie?
I used to get drunk and speak Klingon at college parties in the 90s.
And nobody caaaaaaaaasared!
Hilarious that Mushmouth Homan can barely say the word articulable.
Yet another molester that's not a drag queen.
Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.
Conan playing Beatles songs that costed tens of thousands of dollars to license was awesome.
qreat qoinq!
Is this based on the reddit post?
LOL, they all got their marching orders. Her, Tim Pool, Charlie Kirk, probably Tucker. Everybody in that camp today is like, "Let's just talk about anything but... STOP ASKING!"
Powerful shit right here.
Aww, thank you. It's one of my favorite memories. We were watching a meteor shower at the time!
When I was a teen, I'd pour a bowl of teddy grahams and add milk and eat it like cereal. I remember sitting on my back deck in the winter with my best friend one time and we were sharing a bowl and it was so cold that the milk started freezing and it was the best frozen dessert ever.
Poor guy. We should all pay extra taxes to pay for his beachfront privacy.
Is it canon now that Cranky is the actual OG?
Keep holding their feet to the fire, Mr. Hasan. Make them squirm. Everyone's known Dersh was a bad guy since the OJ trial.
"Autocrats, *YEOW!*"
Great use of time and resources, I'm sure. 🙄
WITAOED?
Bill is rotting in his own skin-suit. Frankly, I didn't realize he was still breathing.
He sounds like a dumbass who prides himself of using 50¢ words to appear intelligent but his statements/arguments have no real meaning.
Make sure you get an extra cup of crazy sauce for dipping!
He generally finishes at least four slices. You can get the pizza with two slices of pep/jalapeno or four slices of only pepperoni.
Can't wait. It's a good pizza! I've been splitting it with my son. I eat the sausage slices and one cheese and he gets the pepperoni (no jalapenos) and one cheese. Little Caesars is surprisingly good these days.
Not quite, but I will say those blueberry pie oreos f'n slap.
Did you mean to type this into Bing?
www.instagram.com/reel/DLQm3kJ... I can't see or hear that word without thinking of this song.
And Reddit.
That looks really tasty.
Looks like Alabama has a new state slogan. Previously "Thank God for Mississippi."
Epstein. Keep saying it. Epstein Epstein Epstein.
I'm in Alabama and I, just this morning, got an email saying my son, who has been attending his school system for six years, had his registration for 5th grade rejected because we somehow didn't pass the "proof of residency" requirements. We've lived at the same address here this entire time. Wtf?
Lol, I'm older than Bove and look half as young. Evil really ages you.
Glad to know I got a laugh. I worked with a guy that once told me, "Man, you're weird as fuck but sometimes you say some really funny shit." 🤷🏼♂️
You're just getting started.
Marisa, I just want you to know that one of my oldest friends recently signed up for Bsky because of you. Our text conversation went like this: "Are you following Marisa Kabas on Bsky? She's pretty great." *five minute pause in the text conversation* "Ok, fine. I have a Bluesky account now." 😆
"I did not hear the question that was slowly and carefully enunciated to me twice."
At this point it wouldn't surprise me if I saw photos of CEOs walking into the White House carrying bags of money with dollar signs on them.
One time, 25 years ago, I bought what I was told was MDMA, but it was some other thing. A hallucinogen of some kind. I tripped my ass off for about 18 hours. I looked in the mirror at one point and I had a gigantic head with a tiny pinched face. Now, every time I see Kirk, I relive that nightmare.
Epstein himself said he was Donald's best friend on the planet!
Screw this guy. Air it all out. Let us know who he really is.
Robble robble, bitches.