Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not to mention the steroids and roadkill

I truly think he is insane.

His appearance always alarms me. And this guy’s orange is actually real.

Looks just like a dignified Garbage Pail Kid

Don’t forget swimming in raw sewage in his workout jeans.

apparently smearing beef tallow on your face doesn’t improve your complexion or reduce the signs of aging.

A walking mitochondrial challenge.

He's as scary as his agenda.

Lordy he's a mess

Chucky

Image of a skull with a frowning worm coming out of it's eye with the word the words: RFK WILL KILL US ALL

And the dead whale meat on the beach. Don’t forget that.

😆😂

I’m sure Hoggle had less parasites 🐛

How this 70 year old ghoul was sext buddies with this 32 year former successful journalist will forever remain a mystery to me. Does the Kennedy name hold that much power to people?

Kramer!

Truly, I lol'ed so hard. One of your best! Thanks.

Head like a bashed crab.

...AND those strings hanging from those pieces of wood...

And 'roids. Don't forget the 'roids... they likely gave him the lawnmower in his throat.

Damn freak!

Why does he look like he is pissing his pant and enjoying it?

Evil AND ignorant

Heroin's a hell of a drug

He looks like a cartoon spoof of himself

Gollum the Scrotal Sméagol, melting in the fiery pits of Mount Doom 🌋🪬

He looks like a beef-jerkied scrotum and talks like he just deep-throated a cactus.

It’s an abomination to have him over our nation’s health. Our enemies couldn’t be more damaging long term…

Didn't he work with Paul Winchell back in the '50s?

Face like a gas station hotdog.

🤣🤣🤣

Meanwhile the rest of us are on a steady diet of "WTF even is this?"

Having RFK as your health director is like having Charles Manson as your life coach.

🎯 🎯 Or Jeffrey Dalmer as your chef. 😬

Don’t forget the feces baths…

Muhuhahahahaha... I mean, MAHA 🦠

That is the most challenged mitochondria I have ever seen

Looks healthy Sound healthy He must be a duck.

Brain Worm openly admits that without a regular infusion of heroin, he is incapable of reading. In other words, he is a typical Republican.

Look, a true dumbass just like his boss!

Hard to believe he survived cancer.

RFJK Jr el hijoeputa y su gusano nos van a matar a todos

Oh please don’t forget the overuse of testosterone!! Really that did the real damage!!

This picture of him reminds me of some old Will Vinton claymation from the 80's. The animated head doing what it was doing was pretty terrifying as well.

And he sounds so healthy

He's a broken refrigerator

bsky.app/profile/liz.... same for this guy

tell me you're overburdened with mitochondrial challenges without telling me you're overburdened with mitochondrial challenges

“I was in an airport recently and noticed RFK Jr walking by. And I thought ‘this man is seriously fucked up in the head. You can see it in his creepy face, his roided out body. The soulless look in his eyes. There is some deep damage there. In every cell.”

😂🫣 looks like a wrinkled ball sack. With the same intelligence. 🤭🤢

He is not well, mentally, physically. Unwell.

or morally.

You're right. *Especially that.

👇🏻

The funniest thing is trump thinks he is a genius 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣😅🤣😂

Fool!!!

Trump worm says what!!

MAHA = Make Americans Heroin Addicts

Everybody should take their grandkids swimming in sewer water! 💀

The dumbing down of America’s poster boy!

Here's one for you hope you like it. Lol 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Plastination is a technique or process used in anatomy to preserve bodies or body parts, first developed by Gunther von Hagens in 1977. The water and fat are replaced by certain plastics, yielding specimens that can be touched, do not smell or decay. Source: Wikipedia.

last thing I need this weekend is another overcooked hot dog.

We’re in the Dark Ages while the rest of the world moves on!

He could stand in for Hoggle in Labyrinth.

If you're from Chicago, and grew up in the 70's, you'll recognize him as the Lemon Joke Kid

That guy’s mitochondria are downright screaming for help.

🤣🤣🤣

How the fuck does anyone take this marble-mouthed, blibbering idiot seriously?

He looks like a bust of Mel Gibson carved out of poop.

As someone else said, his face looks like a ball sack.

"Like a testicle with teeth." - Wade Wilson

Roadkill and raw milk...the key to a healthy life

Man is shitfaced. He looks like he just shot up

And I sound as healthy as I look.

Just saying: I’m older than JFK Jr:

No haze lens, no retouching.

You’re a true beauty and such an inspiration. 💞

You look much-much better, and will live much longer than him.

Thank you! That’s definitely my plan!

He looks bloody awful then you have up listen to that voice

He looks like his body is necrotizing, or maybe melting? Did someone throw water on him?

Satan's foreskin. That's what his mug reminds me of. More accurately, that's what I imagine Satan's foreskin to look like, as I've never seen it.

You mean like the Joker without make up?

RFK Jr seems to have, understandably, aged poorly, but he looks a lot like himself as a teen.

except for his eyebrows, looks like he's had transplants

And you should hear him talk. That's even worse.

I've seen healthier looking hemorrhoids!

Is a "devil pig" a species? Because he looks like their poster child.

Roadkill Robert.

If that’s what healthy looks like I’ll pass! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Leprechaun?

He looks high as fuck.

🤣🤣🤣

Who lives in a pineasshole under the sea

We need to expunge Bob. 😬

Another one of Rumps "best people" looking like something that belongs in a nightmare.

Looks like the smile of a mental patient who just escaped the care facility.

Drink your raw milk and do your heroin kids !

These assholes can't die fast enough.

Somebody else said, he looks like he's been sampling diseases at the CDC. (And he has a dog food face.)

Oh yes, he's perfectly healthy and sane.

who is the director of this horror film and why won’t they just stop it already

... or like this (before make-up).

In May 2025, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. received widespread criticism after posting photos of himself and his grandchildren swimming in Washington D.C.'s Rock Creek, a waterway known to be contaminated with sewage and high levels of harmful bacteria. Soon MAGA cult will be doing the same

Honestly let them drink all the raw milk they want and swim in sewage. I’m fine with it.

My favorite description of him used to be "boiled catchers mitt" but Middle Age Riot recently called him "a ballsack with eyes" and, OMG.

Those are both great but to me he looks more like Mr. Rancid Potato Head. The eyes are included and you don't need batteries because a worm took care of the functioning part.

Lol I just called him a wrinkled ballsack. 😅

now you can add eyes to your description and take it next level!

Done ✔️ 😂

I love that for them lol

Exactly! Baseball Mitt face drug addicted asshole. The brain worm starved looking for anything that was useful!

Thanks again for making me laugh this late at night

If #MyAssHadAss

He’s most def not an ad for the position he was given. Acting in scary movies would have been better use of his time

My balls aren’t even that wrinkled

A Daily diet of roadkill makes the body stronger

So you got your account back! I was just getting ready to put post up about you losing account and when I was typing in your account, I saw your original account pop up lol

Does anyone know what happened? I got the “your account has been suspended due to suspicious activity/suspected hacking“, too, and was off for days. Does anyone know what happened? It sounding like it happened to a lot of people…

I heard there were 700 to 900 of us all the same day

It’s good to be back my friend

Fuuuukkkk!!!!

And imagine that SHE chose that. #cherylhines

Man, that dude’s mitochondria is off.

I can just tell by looking at him

Updated photo.

It’s truly amazing how cocky he is. I think he’s the second ugliest man in D.C.

He's nuts

There would be no Marilyn to sing Happy Birthday to him.

He's healthy? Yeah. Sure. And I've been on the cover of GQ.

Let the raw milk get you.

Would a member of the Kennedy family please off him.

I’ve seen mummies from the high elevations of South America who looked more wholesome.

He looks like someone ran over a cheap waxwork of Mel Gibson.

I can’t unsee this. Gibson is just as repulsive now.

Kinda insult MG don’t you think- just saying

Mel Gibson is scary af. When he appears on the screen, I feel like the same girl that rushed to turn off the TV before end of day broadcast static started. Have you listened to any of his abusive phone calls to his wife? But I get your point.

Not a fan of his btw, and no not heard the abuse calls, or would want to. He’s a wrong un - end of

Unfortunately I have and they get under one’s skin. I don’t suggest you look. You’ve made a wise decision. They’re both serial abusers.

He looks like the offspring of The Joker.

Even RFK Jr.'s mitochondria have brainworms.

😂😱

I’m not sure if “leathered husk” or “overboiled hot dog” is the best description of his looks 🤮

He’s icky 🤢

😂😂😂

He and his little brain worm friend need to be Kristi Noemized!

Somebody called him "Microwaved Mel Gibson" and I screamed.

Steroids. No way his head isn’t 3 times too big.

JFC!

😅🤣😂🤣😅

I think he's on heroine again or something equally as bad!

Shut up this doesn’t help at all

If I saw that walking through the airport I'd notify security.

Oh yea, he looks fantastic!

Old face on steroids...?

Works for him!

It looks like he has mitochondrial problems.

Heaven help us.

He looks like a man who has his balls caught in vice, which are being tightened

He sounds like one too.

he's a deformed corpse with more needle holes than a voodoo doll

Damn! He is so nasty!

Why does he look like a colorform that was put in the microwave?

He looks like Mel Gibson's back up stunt double. But with worse views.

The wires in his brain are crossed just like those mics.🍻

He gets away with the two cigarette burns in wrinkled leather look because of his silky smooth voice

If I close my eyes and listen, it's like Sean Connery reading me a bedtime story

🥱😴

Maybe even a Morgan Freeman bedtime story.

Not to be a buzz kill but You need to see an ear doctor.

??

😂

🤷‍♂️😅

He looks like someone who could suffer a stroke or heart attack at any minute!

Is his mitochondria ok? - he looks unhealthy

If a furby was a real live person

Healthy? Lordy.

Exactly, This MFer!

Alfred E. Newman grew up

Microwaved Mel gibson. I stole this but I can't unsee it

His hero.

He is genuinely shot to f*ck

Looks like a bad Halloween made to me

Looks dead.

I saw several comparisons earlier today: gas station hot dog, microwaved Mel Gibson, shrivelled ball sac with eyes... none are wrong.

Nevermind the mercury poisoning from coal fired power plants.

🤣

Yeh but he can diagnose people just by walking past them at an airport.

His boss:

I agree with Mrs. Betty Bowers when she says that she doesn’t want to take medical advice from someone whose face looks like a Gas Station hot dog.

He looks weird clown like creep

Circa Mad Magazine.

He looks constipated.

JFC it's not Halloween already is it??

I'm rooting for the worm to hurry up and finish him.

Me too

Not cool, @nothoodlum.bsky.social... You can't just balance a catchers mitt on a torso and start cracking-wise!

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How I feel when I see that face!

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