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Moosey fate.

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He's putting Jefferson Davis in the chair.

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Kid's a robot.

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Star Trek warp engines.

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That's clearly a gang tattoo.

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There's going to be a lot of boy scouts in prison.

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His name is Fudd, and he's from Elmer City, Washington. Yosemite Sam.

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Call it Minesweeper.

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I immediately think of The Adjustment Bureau.

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This would be seizing land by petitioning the US.

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"I can see Russia from my house" was a major cultural event.

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There should have been a crossover between The Last of Us and Star Trek Discovery.

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Finally found a crime.

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The timeline with President Martha Stewart was a slight bummer.

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"I am the Night."

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Transformers.

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Taken 11: Tabarbie.

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I thought he was supposed to be Parasite.

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Kevin Sorbo.

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"Watergate" has also ceased to be a valid reference.

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The family irradiated together.

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No.

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Hilted Lovers.

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Blade wears sweaters and watches cop shows.

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Yes. The Creeper.

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Golden Age Mister Negative has a magic mirror and wears a fedora.

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He only did motion capture for Kirk.

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The mirror universe was a transporter accident.

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9/11.

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The spoon is the bowl.

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Luthor separated himself from his business when he became president.

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Dave Coulier doesn't deserve this.

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Prison gangs.

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Muppets in Space.

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That's hot.

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It's in the handle.

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My mind goes immediately to American History X.

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Natalie was Black Widow the whole time.

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Lex Luthor gave up his business when he became president.

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It's specifically about the buildup. An AI thing isn't just there, it's clogging search engines and feeds, making those things less useful.

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Jurassic Park is an Easter movie.

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Muay Thai in a sewer.

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3. That clock genuinely pumps blood.

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Rice Krispies Treat.

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My friend the communist Holds meetings in his RV I can't afford his gas So I'm stuck here watching TV I don't have digital I don't have diddly-squat It's not having what you want It's wanting what you've got

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You can't have my asthma; I'm using it.

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Candleman.

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I count two humans.

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Stationary.

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Hellboy. Jessica Jones. Emma Frost. Poker Face.

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If he's a clone, that means he's not old.

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Rolling Stone is more of a magazine.

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It's redundant. They were on drugs in Germany the first time around.

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The Industrial & Commercial Bank of China has offices in Trump Tower.

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Swords for giant robots.

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Didn't it used to be something akin to Patreon?

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She makes him say his name backwards.

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Dennis Zelwegger.

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Count von Count.

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Veritas.

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Temple of the Slender James.

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We've only got multi-vector assault mode.

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HBO should change it's name to a still frame from the Goofy Movie.

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Is Andor's title meant to be a pun? It's oppression, of course, but there's also specifically a theme of people having to make choices. Do I do this and/or do that?

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You're thinking of the Negative Zone.

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A tan suite.

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Can't shake it because the flurry machine is broken.

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Happy Mon Mothma's Day.

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"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

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Just wait until a defendant puts forth a video of a murder victim declaring his innocence.

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Elmo is three years old with forty-five years experience. Ideal applicant.

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This was an episode of Star Trek Voyager. The resulting program just started reciting The Origin of Species.

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Whoever this is, Melissa Rauch should play her on SNL.

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Like eighty percent of this administration's energy goes to manifesting a new pandemic.

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"General strike" is what I've been hearing from obvious sockpuppets for a decade now.

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Jurassic Park is an Easter movie.

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Attempted murder.

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Gullibility is the AI's whole job.

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Kennedy will probably eat them.

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He landed on Joe.

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Hail storm.

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I don't believe you're actually a congressman, so I'm not going to count any "vote" you make for this.

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Cybermancer.

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--J. Jonah Jameson

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Can I pet that dog?

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Large Canadian man.

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I popped an inordinate amount of bubble wrap this morning.

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Soak Up The Sun by Sheryl Crow. It's the only song of hers that seems to get radio play, it gets a lot, and it's terrible.

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An outhouse for a powder room.

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Apparently there's no rule.

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One more and you'll start getting war plans.

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Do asset forfeiture first.

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Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion (1997).

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They pair well with counterfeit jeans.

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Sourpuss.

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Attempted murder.

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Wings was the one with Tony Shalhoub.

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JonathanSwiftOnSecurity. SwiftboatVeteransForSecurity.

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There are existing prohibitions on making graven images. You could argue that an AI molding itself on an image constitutes worship.

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One is not completely independent of the other.